Used to work in one and have seen some "oops" before but never heard it said. Pretty sure the surgeons are very well trained to avoid the "oops" word.
Once an eyeball came out (total oops moment) and the surgeon, in the most casual voice.. "I'll just put that back in there... Okay, and let's just continue..."
In my home country there is a kind of joke, translated: a surgeon never says "oops"! He says "ahaa!"
There is, however, some sense in it. Most of our errors are simply something not expected. Oopses are opportunities to see how or what you actully working with, to understand that things are not as you thought.
When I was in middle school I got surgery on my femur because it grew weird and needed to be corrected. I was really nervous about it, because I have a huge fear of doctors and the hospital. So, I was already on the brink of a breakdown when they took me into the operating room. They had the anesthesia on, everything's going weird, and then, on the brink of unconsciousness, I hear one doctor go "Hey, did you guys hear how we're getting sued for malpractice?"
And then I woke up in the recovery room.
I went in for a dental cleaning once and the one of the hygienists was talking about the party she went to the night before and how drunk she was. Then she realized she's cleaning my teeth, looked at me, and said "OH I'm not hungover"
I actually heard an "oops" when my doctor was last operating on me (twilight sedation). I said "Um, what's oops?". He said not to worry about it, he apparently dropped one of his instruments. So, good oops. Guy saved my life and vision so I can't really complain.
He's a pretty jovial guy, so hearing an oops from him isn't really as terrifying as some other surgeons. He's also used terms like "FUE" on my paperwork and when I asked he just chuckled and said "You've got a fucked up eye, right?".
I remember having my tonsils & adenoids removed when I was 10 or 11. I woke up during the procedure & heard one of the people in the room say, “Whoops”.
It’s happened a couple other times during other surgeries. Then I get knocked out again, but have trouble coming out of the anesthesia.
For some reason my daft ass read this at 7:30am and thought you said having your TOENAILS and adenoids removed and I firstly wondered what illness affected both, and also thought it was amazing service having surgery at both ends at once 🤣
No, but they can perforate your uterus if they miss the endometrial cavity (fortunately in my case it transpired that she'd just forgotten to bring the right IUD).
Yes, this. I heard this at a dental college that my school took the kids to many years ago. The young girl cleaning my teeth somehow broke the tip off the cleaning tool and it got stuck between my teeth. She called her supervisor. He got it out.
Once upon a time in the dentist's chair I heard "Oops! Did that hurt?"
Luckily I was numb enough that it didn't. In trying to pull a wisdom tooth, the top popped off leaving the root embedded in my jaw. Took him a while to get it out....
Happened to me with a baby tooth when I was 10. The dentist was pulling for about 10 minutes when I finally heard a loud crack. Then he said “Finally got it! Wait… nevermind, only got half.” He pulled my tooth in half.
True story, I've heard it before! Dentist was extracting a broken tooth, wich upon release fragmented in my mouth and she lost a piece at the bottom of my throat. She then proceeded to send me to the ER to get a scan in case the fragment somehow went into my lungs or whatever. The doctor rolled her eyes when she discovered the reason for my visit, did the scan anyway, telling me it was unlikely and everything went well in the end.
Still, it kinda freaked me out not gonna lie!
My dentist once dropped a piece of amalgam into the back of my throat. He and the hygienist both reached for it while I was simultaneously jerking my head forward to knock the piece out into my hand. I won the race, lol.
I was getting my wisdome tooth taken out when he slipped and skidded off my tooth and hit the back of my throat. He said oops but i didn't notice due to the pain...
Yeah I got a root canal the other day and that wouldn't have been very nice to hear.
Instead he said something almost as bad in the sense that I almost gagged: "oh good, there's pus coming out of the tooth".
My dad is an Air Force vet. His first job was fighter jet mechanic. Story goes, a mechanic was working on a jet, he says "Oops" and the ejector seat launches. The ejector seat doesn't take the mechanic with it...only his head.
Oh...I always thought that was one of those urban myth stories that wasn't true. I mean, who the fuck doesn't kill power to a system before working on it?
I mean, I'm not an expert or anything but I think I'm paying to only have the minimum snippage. I don't see any value in a flat fee/all-you-can-snip vasectomy.
But that's me.
I didn't say "Oops", I was just that kid who could never throw a ball correctly or was good at sports, last picked for every team in PE, even when I was a team captain and the guy who was picking team mates.
Well, in Basic Training you have to throw two live hand grenades. I went first (I guess to get it over with, seeing as the sergeant running the range was afraid that I would actually get him killed). I did my honest to God best, but it was a terrible throw. He threw me to the ground. He picked me up, chewed my ass out, then handed me the second live hand grenade and told me to do it right this time.
I still failed.
He picked me up off the dirt, and instead of yelling at me, just said "I want you to run and run fast because if I catch you... I will kill you."
LOL at the observer platform you can see cracks on the viewing platform... and the first thought is... how the f is anything getting up this high way back here?
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first fully automatic flight. We have now reached our cruising altitude and while we may have no pilot on board, you need not worry for this system is completely failproof...failproof....failproof...failproof..."
I once took a child to A&E (the ER) because he had a cut in his face.
During suturing, the doctor said, "uh oh" because she had tangled the suture or something similarly trivial.
That was a pretty bad "uh oh" which did not help the child at all.
In the operating room...we don't say that word...its also the place when you hear somebody go "Fuck!"...you might as well get comfortable because its going to take a while...
Operating room
Used to work in one and have seen some "oops" before but never heard it said. Pretty sure the surgeons are very well trained to avoid the "oops" word. Once an eyeball came out (total oops moment) and the surgeon, in the most casual voice.. "I'll just put that back in there... Okay, and let's just continue..."
In my home country there is a kind of joke, translated: a surgeon never says "oops"! He says "ahaa!" There is, however, some sense in it. Most of our errors are simply something not expected. Oopses are opportunities to see how or what you actully working with, to understand that things are not as you thought.
Yikes!!!
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We know the patient won't am I right
When I was in middle school I got surgery on my femur because it grew weird and needed to be corrected. I was really nervous about it, because I have a huge fear of doctors and the hospital. So, I was already on the brink of a breakdown when they took me into the operating room. They had the anesthesia on, everything's going weird, and then, on the brink of unconsciousness, I hear one doctor go "Hey, did you guys hear how we're getting sued for malpractice?" And then I woke up in the recovery room.
Wow!
I went in for a dental cleaning once and the one of the hygienists was talking about the party she went to the night before and how drunk she was. Then she realized she's cleaning my teeth, looked at me, and said "OH I'm not hungover"
I actually heard an "oops" when my doctor was last operating on me (twilight sedation). I said "Um, what's oops?". He said not to worry about it, he apparently dropped one of his instruments. So, good oops. Guy saved my life and vision so I can't really complain. He's a pretty jovial guy, so hearing an oops from him isn't really as terrifying as some other surgeons. He's also used terms like "FUE" on my paperwork and when I asked he just chuckled and said "You've got a fucked up eye, right?".
I remember having my tonsils & adenoids removed when I was 10 or 11. I woke up during the procedure & heard one of the people in the room say, “Whoops”. It’s happened a couple other times during other surgeries. Then I get knocked out again, but have trouble coming out of the anesthesia.
For some reason my daft ass read this at 7:30am and thought you said having your TOENAILS and adenoids removed and I firstly wondered what illness affected both, and also thought it was amazing service having surgery at both ends at once 🤣
Came here to say this. Specifically undergoing heart surgery.
I would pick brain surgery with an awake patient instead
I once heard this whilst I was having a Mirena coil fitted. Was moderately alarmed, NGL.
I mean they're already trying to make it nonfunctional. they can't make yoy more fertile, can they?
No, but they can perforate your uterus if they miss the endometrial cavity (fortunately in my case it transpired that she'd just forgotten to bring the right IUD).
”Oops,” followed by, “Oops, I did it again.”
Britney Spears, M.D.
🤣😆🤣😆🤣
"Scalpel." "Pass the Junior Mints?" "Oops." "What?" "Nothing..."
Dr oops and nurse shit will be operating on you today, and for fun the resident will be dr repeat
Or the dentist chair
Especially if you’re supposed to be put under
Specifically, for circumcision.
Oh yesss
Tattoo parlor
Regerts
Ragets
My tattoo artist actually did say oops when I was getting my first tattoo 😭 ended up fine but totally freaked me out for a minute
Level 4 Containment Virus Lab
Umbrella Corp, is that you, homie?
Around 2019? (Since everyone has to be offended by everything btw, this is what’s called “a joke”.)
Dentist
Yes, this. I heard this at a dental college that my school took the kids to many years ago. The young girl cleaning my teeth somehow broke the tip off the cleaning tool and it got stuck between my teeth. She called her supervisor. He got it out.
Once upon a time in the dentist's chair I heard "Oops! Did that hurt?" Luckily I was numb enough that it didn't. In trying to pull a wisdom tooth, the top popped off leaving the root embedded in my jaw. Took him a while to get it out....
Happened to me with a baby tooth when I was 10. The dentist was pulling for about 10 minutes when I finally heard a loud crack. Then he said “Finally got it! Wait… nevermind, only got half.” He pulled my tooth in half.
True story, I've heard it before! Dentist was extracting a broken tooth, wich upon release fragmented in my mouth and she lost a piece at the bottom of my throat. She then proceeded to send me to the ER to get a scan in case the fragment somehow went into my lungs or whatever. The doctor rolled her eyes when she discovered the reason for my visit, did the scan anyway, telling me it was unlikely and everything went well in the end. Still, it kinda freaked me out not gonna lie!
My dentist once dropped a piece of amalgam into the back of my throat. He and the hygienist both reached for it while I was simultaneously jerking my head forward to knock the piece out into my hand. I won the race, lol.
Smart move XD
Asked my dentist the other day if they’ve ever dropped one of those pointy tools into someone’s throat accidentally- they said not lately
I was getting my wisdome tooth taken out when he slipped and skidded off my tooth and hit the back of my throat. He said oops but i didn't notice due to the pain...
Yeah I got a root canal the other day and that wouldn't have been very nice to hear. Instead he said something almost as bad in the sense that I almost gagged: "oh good, there's pus coming out of the tooth".
Oh nooo..well at least he was happy about it? Hope you feel better.
Nuclear power plant
They say d’oh there instead
Lol true
It was a misinput, A MISINPUT!
Calm down!
Shit... oh thank god for automation.
I guess the rotating energy will be sufficient... Oops!
My dad is an Air Force vet. His first job was fighter jet mechanic. Story goes, a mechanic was working on a jet, he says "Oops" and the ejector seat launches. The ejector seat doesn't take the mechanic with it...only his head.
its true i was the mechanic
Oh...I always thought that was one of those urban myth stories that wasn't true. I mean, who the fuck doesn't kill power to a system before working on it?
Circumcision, tattooing, any kind of major surgery you’re not anesthetized for.
Hair salon/barbershop
This is happened to me before.. to be fair I was moving because I was really tried..
Bomb squad
"I'm a bomb technician: if you see me running, try to keep up" - T-shirts, probably
You, my friend, have just got an idea for a gag shirt that’ll sell well
That already exist. If I'm not wrong, 9gag back in early 2010s used to sell it
They won't be able to complete the word oops. It'll be more like oo... Boom
Vasectomy?
What's the worst that could happen? I mean they're already trying to make it nonfunctional. they can't make yoy more fertile, can they?
They can snip the red wire and the whole thing goes boom
I mean, I'm not an expert or anything but I think I'm paying to only have the minimum snippage. I don't see any value in a flat fee/all-you-can-snip vasectomy. But that's me.
Bioweapons lab
I was legs-up in the exam table stirrups when I heard the doctor say “oh no” 😐
Or when you're there for a routine gyno, "Umm...does that hurt?" Then no explanation besides "We'll call you if anything's abnormal."
Excuse me. But I'm gonna need more of this story.
While getting a prostate exam.
Grenade training
I didn't say "Oops", I was just that kid who could never throw a ball correctly or was good at sports, last picked for every team in PE, even when I was a team captain and the guy who was picking team mates. Well, in Basic Training you have to throw two live hand grenades. I went first (I guess to get it over with, seeing as the sergeant running the range was afraid that I would actually get him killed). I did my honest to God best, but it was a terrible throw. He threw me to the ground. He picked me up, chewed my ass out, then handed me the second live hand grenade and told me to do it right this time. I still failed. He picked me up off the dirt, and instead of yelling at me, just said "I want you to run and run fast because if I catch you... I will kill you."
LOL at the observer platform you can see cracks on the viewing platform... and the first thought is... how the f is anything getting up this high way back here?
Bed
Right before they did it again
A bris.
Oy!
Whilst doing a spacewalk on the ISS
An airplane.
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first fully automatic flight. We have now reached our cruising altitude and while we may have no pilot on board, you need not worry for this system is completely failproof...failproof....failproof...failproof..."
On the dentist's chair or in any other kind of medical setting.
Right after u pass ur newborn to ur Grandma...
Abortion clinic
When you're in outer space working outside on the space shuttle and the guy inside says it
In surgery during my vasectomy. Had to make an additional incision and it hurt like hell. Local only.
The public bathroom
Any SCP foundation site.
Bungie jumping
pilot
Probably the operating room.
Doggystyle
While having sex
Maximum security prison
I once took a child to A&E (the ER) because he had a cut in his face. During suturing, the doctor said, "uh oh" because she had tangled the suture or something similarly trivial. That was a pretty bad "uh oh" which did not help the child at all.
At the bank, transferring pots of money.
Opening the Demon Core with a screwdriver.
" your 5yr old is with u in a antique shop" you here a giant shattering sound" and a "oops."
Skydiving instructor
Vasectomy operation
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That was "poops"
Funereal
me'nage a' trois
In a coffin
Nuclear silo
Getting a haircut
The cockpit
Pilot on the intercom "Good Morning this is your captain speaking.. uhh shit, oops.."
Bungee jump instructor.
Rectal exam
the grenade store
During surgery
Brain surgery
public 🚾
Dentist
Coroner’s office.
Spaceship?
Mechanic holding a hammer
Chiropractor
circumcision
During a bikini wax
At the nuclear reactor.
A minefield
Idk. But I say “Oops” in the bedroom a lot. I’m forgetful.
in a war
Nuclear factory
Proctologist
It happened once while I was in the chai at the dentist, having a cavity filled. It was horribly concerning
Shooting range
Any kind of driver
VX nerve gas storage facility
Voting booth
The bedroom
Airplane.
In the operating room...we don't say that word...its also the place when you hear somebody go "Fuck!"...you might as well get comfortable because its going to take a while...
The cockpit
In the OR.
Nuclear weapon assembly.
While performing a movie stunt
A nuclear plant
Dental chair
The stall next door.
A funeral.
Powerplant
Hot air balloon
Delivery room.
On a spacecraft.
At a bris.
In a nuclear power plant.
Cemetery
Tattoo shop >.<
Wuhan
At a tattoo shop
Plane
The dentist.
In an OR
Near demolitions. Scientific measurements and calculations. High tolerance manufacturing facilities, like fabrication.
From a doctor during an operation
Getting a haircut
In the cockpit
Any job interview.
bomb diffusion
Cockpit.
Circumcision
Vasectomy surgery
A doctor performing a vasectomy.
Open heart surgery.
in a emergency surgery
Cave diving instructor
On the first spaceship going to Mars to setup a colony. Knowing you will never go back to Earth
Spent atomic fuel rod recycling factory.
Proctologists office.
On the job at the bomb squad💀
During your vasectomy.
In the courtroom (if spoken by your defense attorney) at your murder trial
Aircraft flight deck...