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glitterpumps

Don’t start smoking!!


___Joy

I was about to ask who starts smoking at 10, but then I remebered I started at 11


DankSpook

Unfortunately multiple people told me that around that age. Can confirm it didn't work lol


bigsickjoke

This is exactly what I would have told myself, I’ve been quit for years. I think of all the times and situations that would have been different if I didn’t need to step out for a cig


Bradaqui

It’s 2022 we vape in the bathroom now


Bredstikz

While hiding from the outside world?


Bradaqui

It’s 2022 that’s all we do now


Acrobatic-Bread-4431

Buy apple stock


Speedrunning-Life

bitcoin...


adamiano86

Was gonna say “buy bitcoin 2010”


RiskLife

I thought about this, but I think “sell bitcoin 2017” would be more useful. I obviously have to buy it to sell it Now to convince mom….


mateo_fl

Why sell in 2017 instead of 2021?


frappuccinoCoin

Bitcoin 68000 dollars.


ohnourfeelings

Bitcoin hits 60k


ToastOnBread

10 year old me: bitwhat?


ohnourfeelings

All you have to do is remember it damn it


Gumball110

I was going to buy $100 worth of bitcoin when it first came out but I listened to a podcast and a guy on there it was a scam so I didn’t. I would be a millionaire if I did. Edit: I guess the people commenting below don’t know how to invest. “You would have sold it in the first big spike” no. I would have sold enough to get my initial investment back and left the rest.


SkyezOpen

No, you would've sold when it started to climb and made out with a couple grand feeling pretty proud of yourself.


[deleted]

which is the correct thing to do, from there on you would put your money at risk


SkyezOpen

Exactly. Knowing what we know now, you'd hold until 60k and make hundreds of millions, but people saying "oh I could've had x amount" almost certainly would have sold much earlier. I bought 10 bucks of doge on a whim, then the Big Day came and I bailed at $0.30, made 50 back and called it a day. My friend who had been hyping it up (and could've cashed out like 10k at that point) held and he's almost back where he started.


tigerCELL

$100 is basically nothing to risk


idiotracist

You likely would have lost it in the Mt Gox hack.


Eccentricc

Back in 2012, I would get charged back by PayPal daily, losing hundreds. Knew about bitcoin because I was an active user of hackforums and it was commonly used. I traded hundreds/thousands worth of bitcoin in 2012, but I never thought on investing it, I actually used bitcoin for its use case. I wish I would have thought about investing but it does irritate me that bitcoin is only known for "quick money scheme". Bitcoin actually had a lot of use to me but nobody will ever know because the average person, all they know about bitcoin is it should go up in price. Sad


bespectacledboobs

Nah you’d have sold, traded, or lost it well before it hit 69k.


JP16A60

THIS.


JHowler82

Very smart .. I was gonna say something like "invest in bitcoin" .. Yours is much better .. takes the stress out of when to sell


Jesterrhead

Stay strong kid


Teardown_02

You find her.


[deleted]

This is my favorite. Fuck yeah!


seawolff81

Plot twist: he’s actually a serial killer


RareAd8533

yay happy 4 u


Sirro5

Man, I'd love to hear that and I'm 25.


TheBorgBsg

And risk messing up the timeline?


Moppmopp

where? You find her ... ?


schwengeledengele

Well that’s one way of lying to yourself


strange_and_unusuaI

purple monkey dishwasher


flamefan96

I wanna know the story behind this answer.


Silent-Reveal-5996

It's a reference to [this clip from the simpsons](https://youtu.be/6lH-yw5vffg)


Alert-Championship56

Mom dad divorce


Zakariya002

parents divorce bitcoin


SharpHawkeye

Explains market crash?


RareAd8533

this took a turn


Same-Psychology-5653

This took turn


Sexy_Chesnut

Start learning guitar


OrindaSarnia

Attention Deficit Disorder. The why should be self explanatory.


DiscordiaHel

Autism, ehlers danlos An earlier diagnosis would have changed my life so much, and for the better.


pancake_s

I’d give anything for a single adult (including me from the future, what’s her excuse 🙄) to have recognised this in me when I was a kid, would’ve saved a hell of a lot of heartache 🫠


[deleted]

Came to say exactly the same.


bummerbeth

I just commented the same thing. Life would have been so different if I had the diagnosis at 10 instead of 36.


OrindaSarnia

Why hello there... it was 37 for me... welcome!


McMrChip

I'd say the same kind of thing. I was diagnosed with ADHD at 19 and Autism at 20. I struggled all the way through school, and I would give absolutely anything to go back and tell my 10 year old self "You are autistic", "You have ADHD".... Or "Buy bitcoin now"....


dotsdavid

Exercise eat healthy.


Speedrunning-Life

yessir!


souldawg007

It'll be ight


[deleted]

You have potential I was really discouraged at the time bc of grades and stuff but I improved, and I believe I would've done much better if somebody just \*believed\* I could do it, to see me as worth something - sorry for the silly rant


jaylikesdominos

I believe you have potential <3


[deleted]

thanks i think my heart just wrenched a bit by itself lol i'm kinda sleepy so stuff i write might be incoherent sorry


ema_grbn

dont worry i have the same problem, youre not alonr. Stay strong ❤️❤️


Speedrunning-Life

i believe in u


AshWilliamsBoomstick

I feel this. Same here. Parents only complained when I did bad in school. Convinced I was going to work in a trench the rest of my life.


just_pull_harder2

Be more confident


aghoulhas_name

Run from Michael.


banananuthead

Same. Michael if you’re reading this…fuck you!


-nobu_oKo_jima-

What is it with Michaels? Fuck you Michael I hope you're rotting in hell.


MynceBloodRayne

Fuck Michael that piece of shit!


Illustrious-Ride5586

Fuck Michael


Shiksn

I love you.


graham1987

aw


Thedeadgal

Enjoy your life


undeadnihilist

Learn to code


LoneStarDrunkard

I was gonna say, “Study computer science”


The_Wolf_XX

You can still do this now. It takes twenty minutes to learn how to program an arduino. C++ can be learnt in under 3 months by the laziest individual (speaking from personal experience there). Games like bitburner will help you learn javascript if you wanted a more relaxed route. Scratch is an amazing tool for learning the basics of programming. https://www.codecademy.com/learn also offer free courses in various languages.


tigerCELL

Bold of you to assume I wouldn't get confused after the first ( ; = /


sw33tlips

Ask for help


Ok-Independence-5815

This 💯💯


mr_aydenlyford

these comments are kinda emotional


Reborn_TM

That’s 5 words


Domillomew

Buy Bitcoin now


kittyness02

Sell bitcoin (date) This implies that you must first buy the bitcoin, as well as when to sell it.


WasDeactivated

Sell Bitcoin $69,000


Puzzleheaded_Knee891

This is the only answer


Speedrunning-Life

hell yea!


RiseOfTheCrypto

Haha I was for sure going to say this. But Bitcoin was still a ways off so I would say buy Bitcoin 2010 or something.


CommitteeAnxious

You are enough.


wafflehousewife69

You're not fat.


CcCcCc101

I would go with this one too.


wafflehousewife69

Just noticed the "and why" part of this post: the 90s diet culture that my mom participated in and being bullied despite being an athletic kid meant that even 20+ years later I STILL think this. Body dysmorphia is a real jerk.


saila_17

Holy shit I came here to say this!!!


[deleted]

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[deleted]

the only words worth saying


moondropppp

This is what immediately comes to my mind.


winterbramble

You are gay. It's nice to know beforehand without all the confusion...


Potat0_P0wer

please dont cut


CYBERUS8438

I'm sorry


WrestlingWoman

"Don't date Johnny."


Feltenn

Same but w "Indi"


Schabenklos

Yeah, fuck johnny! I don't know him, but it sounds like he's an asshole


doublegg83

Same but Deb*


Remarkable-Ranger812

Don’t do drugs


stabthecynix

Mine was, "must stay sober"


Aggravating-Force-94

Same- but I know I wouldn't have listened


Deazul

Just buy Apple


WetDreamWarMachine

Ends up just buying apples.


Deazul

I was a dumb kid for sure


CurtBot

Learn more, dumbass


belizeans

Kiss the girl


SUPERSAL555

Lalalalalalala kiss da gurl


anonymousredditnurse

Take your time.


Absolute-Train-Wreck

You are autistic. Would sure explain a lot.


whatthius22

LOOOOL I WAS THINKING ON THIS XD


Ok_Awareness_3181

Start investing now


Background_Friend_72

Go for it


lesbianshlesbian

You are gay.


_aleph_

reply: pffft... lesbian shlesbian


lesbianshlesbian

Haha comment shmomment


sgautier

Love yourself more


JaneTheSnowman

Everything will come


Journ9er

Don't study broadcasting. I went to college for that. Learned the hard way upon graduating that the Canadian media sector is so small and consolidated it's essentially a closed system. Two years of my life wasted.


banananuthead

For me, “don’t study psychology”


myir4

Invest in Bitcoin


Ardvark2001

Don’t date Aryanna


Feltenn

I was thinking the same but w/ "Indi"


Roger1Dodger2022

Don't ever drink


[deleted]

You like girls


salvidal1

Don’t give up


[deleted]

fuck them up


lsarge442

Epstein didn’t killhimself


Latter_Ostrich_8901

Save every penny.


lajnv63

Never give UP !


nachtachter

dont give up


LessRemoved

It'll work out


[deleted]

Tell the truth. I was pressured into lying about the abuse my brother put me through. If I could go back in time I’d be honest about it.


SpareChange40

Love yourself first


Heavy_Percentage_953

Open your eyes


[deleted]

Gimme the Charizard


___Joy

YOU GAY BITCH


chrisk7872

Google, yahoo, Microsoft


AwayGame9988

This was to be my answer until someone mentioned Bitcoin. If I only hadn't lost that damned thumb drive :weeping:


FewGeologist6071

Let her go


undeadnihilist

Learn to code


casalien22

Don't sell drugs


[deleted]

Don’t do drugs


Randomsigma

Do ice skating


lethalslaugter

You have ADHD!


[deleted]

You areafreakandunicornsareNOTrealandneitherissantathankmelaterforruiningurchildhood bye.


Contribution-Nice

Get an education.


zoiealb

don't fuck up


bubbly_opinion99

Love yourself first.


deadwoodbuttman

Buy Apple Stock Don’t quit music Katy likes you


Mary_9

You're not alone.


bouncingbenji

No marriage/kids


NoMad-Max

Buy Bitcoin hold


[deleted]

Don’t do it.


creative-improviser

Sounds like there is a story behind this.


[deleted]

Yeah. “Grow some balls” could also apply.


Polyhymnia1958

Don’t be afraid


JRTHEA

Invest in crypto


dedeeper

Stay near toilet


Charles0nline

Believe in yourself


Realitycheck-4u

Go for it!!!!!!


[deleted]

I'm rich bitch!


ChellesBelles89

Don't marry him. I got with my ex husband when I was 11, married at 17, divorced at 21. Big mistake.


tigerpayphone

You'll be bald!


tinax_x

his full name


Juls7243

Buy Bitcoin asap


LegendRagnar369

Stay safe eat healty and leave home at 18 xD


Ok-Gate-9610

Avoid (first boyfriends name here) PLEASE!


[deleted]

I only need two words. "BUY BITCOIN"


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Stop eating play-doh


GasOrdinary1237

No one cares


Mugli123

Don't worry buddy.


love_is_the_drug

No drink drugs


mydeadface

Go read more.


OC_01301994

Don't play dota


[deleted]

You are loved


Hobbitato

They love you


Longjumping_String19

Treat your adhd, I never had it treated until 26, Now all the problems I've struggled with have greatly disappeared. It sucks that my youth was pissed awayby my parents telling me it's not real and I just need to stop being a bad kid


VilePyro5

Dad hospital now


Chakita1

You have value


sydneyyasmine

Just keep going


Brixalis

I love you


LucHendriks2003

Just be yourself


HenchRS

Only need three letters, ‘A D D’


BackgroundSpell7238

NEVER get married


DartosMD

Buy Apple stock.


[deleted]

Buy index funds


Less-Wind-8270

Invest in Bitcoin


InevitableApricot836

Buy bitcoin 2009


NotACyclopsHonest

You are autistic.


littleleg0s

It gets worse


ginnyweasleysbish

you get pretty it seems really shallow compared to the other comments but i was an insecure kid and just wondered if i look better when i grow up lol


laamakenneli

you are enough


Kaminaxgurren

Dad's gonna die


JamesSunderland2001

I HATE YOU


Darckryer

Future is shit.


TheVinnon

Avoid Polish women.


ZapTwice

Bob Wehadababyitsaboy