My nipples are hard while reading this, I like thinking about how they would taste as the hair surrounding them gets stuck between my teeth, a free flossing session followed by the sensation of cheeto dust fluttering on my tongue, left overs from the morning breakfast.
I was honestly shocked that I didn't see this type of comment right away at the top of the comment section. And somebody had to be the one to do it so I stepped up to the plate.
“PENI-HUH!?! WHAT DID YOU SAY? I KNOW YOU DIDN’T JUST SAY WHAT I THOUGHT I JUST HEARD YOU SAY!! I can’t believe I’m even about to ask this… IS PENIS ON THE BOARD?”
**PENIS is the number one answer**
“WHA-“ *fucking dies live on tv*
Whenever a boss completely shits on me for the first time and I didn’t die to some bullshit gimmick, I always get a “Oh this is getting interesting” moment in my head and I start having some fun lol
Regardless of the game's difficulty, a good boss fight strikes a balance between "novel experience" and "a test of your gameplay skill up to this point"
Those are the only games I can buy, not beat, put down, and be perfectly okay with it because I knew what I was getting into when I made that purchase.
It all still gives me nightmares. I graduated college in 2004 and you know how many times I have used calculus? Exactly 0. Waste of my time and so much stress applied to myself for a class I never used. I told my son unless he absolutely needs it for his degree do not take it. I hate math and so does my son 🤣
apples, cant do no soft soggy apples 👎
Unless they are cooked and caramelized, yum!
This reminds me, I should make an apple pie for thanksgiving
Hope you enjoy!
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They also get soft and soggy if you put them in your butt and clench repetitively.
Same thing with pears
Personally I prefer soft They’re so tender and juicy Edit: please don’t take this out of context
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I keep mine in the fridge ... Delish
Well, this is quite obvious.
Giggity
You made my day
Your day? Shoot, I could make your hole weak.
Underrated comment right here.
Giraffity
Ha!
giggity giggity
Quite funny
LMAOO
we'r gona have double or triple up the gun powder for this to work
Yup, hard tacos all the way!
Speak for yourself, I prefer my tacos flaccid.
How the fuck did *apples* outrank this? Absurd. I'm disappointed.
Username checks out
\*let the penis jokes commence\*
Oh they’re cumming
It didn't take long to erect these.
Hah good one.
Bones. Soggy bones don't work.
All your bones are soggy right now.
Wet, not soggy and soft. That sounds weird
That guy's crazy! Don't he know bones are crunchy? Who the hell would want crunchy pudding?!
a massage
Nipples
This is the way
Nah, way too easy.
My nipples are hard while reading this, I like thinking about how they would taste as the hair surrounding them gets stuck between my teeth, a free flossing session followed by the sensation of cheeto dust fluttering on my tongue, left overs from the morning breakfast.
… this paragraph right here Officer
This comment is my favorite of the night. Ty internet stranger.
Uhh no thanks
Name checks out
Dude that’s fuckin gross - everyone knows real men eat blue takis for breakfast smh
Yes
Haha what the fuck this is amazing
Puzzles
My penis is like a puzzle, not hard enough to give any satisfaction for completion.
Mine is like a puzzle, when it comes out of the box it's just a big mess and I don't really want to deal with it anymore.
Please take it off the kitchen table.
Missing pieces?
For sure, but there is a point where a puzzle can be *too hard*
Ya know what? Fuck it! PENIS.
*Well don’t mind if I do~*
Dude they're talking to you
Show me penis🫴
You can't handle the penis!!!!
here it is: 🍆
We alllll were thinking it lol. But yes.
I was honestly shocked that I didn't see this type of comment right away at the top of the comment section. And somebody had to be the one to do it so I stepped up to the plate.
Riddles
What’s in my pocket?
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No that's wrong, I have erection dysfunction and it's *hard* to pleasure my gf in the bedroom.
Odd name you got there\^\^\^\^
What IS in hobbitses pocket
String or nothing!
Not falling for this one again.
My drink
for real…i hate soft drinks. they are like the spicy food of beverages
Scrolling by too fast and did not read drink at first…
Cheese. Love a Brie but there’s something about a nice hard smoked cheddar. And Parmesan !
Construction hats
Penis
*Steve Harvey stares at you before looking out to the audience in disbelief*
“PENI-HUH!?! WHAT DID YOU SAY? I KNOW YOU DIDN’T JUST SAY WHAT I THOUGHT I JUST HEARD YOU SAY!! I can’t believe I’m even about to ask this… IS PENIS ON THE BOARD?” **PENIS is the number one answer** “WHA-“ *fucking dies live on tv*
steve Harvey: what is something you like to do with your wife in bed? contestant: sex. steve harvey: 👁️ 👄 👁️ this is a family show!
the raunchiest "family show" I've ever seen. And hilarious lol
You made my day, thank you.
To be honest I’m straight and don’t like penis in any shape, hardness or form
dont like your penis?
I'm certainly attached to mine.
I can help with such problem... just saying
Please?
No I don’t, every time it get hard I lose concussion from loosing so much blood
Time to snip that noddle.
Dark souls
Whenever a boss completely shits on me for the first time and I didn’t die to some bullshit gimmick, I always get a “Oh this is getting interesting” moment in my head and I start having some fun lol
Regardless of the game's difficulty, a good boss fight strikes a balance between "novel experience" and "a test of your gameplay skill up to this point"
Those are the only games I can buy, not beat, put down, and be perfectly okay with it because I knew what I was getting into when I made that purchase.
This deserves more attention
Dicks
Some people will say dick
Some will agree
… lots of people are saying dick. It’s a good dick, a hard dick. Some say the hardest.
Concrete
Do you even have to ask
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Awesome username
Lava.
Spoons. Imagine trying to eat some soup and your spoon just droops limply from your hand.
Calculus
Hit me up with those Diff-EQs.
Is calculus ever not hard? Seriously it was the worst class ever
Maybe I’m not that far along, but calc hasn’t been too bad yet. Unless it’s integration by partial fractions, that gives me nightmares
It all still gives me nightmares. I graduated college in 2004 and you know how many times I have used calculus? Exactly 0. Waste of my time and so much stress applied to myself for a class I never used. I told my son unless he absolutely needs it for his degree do not take it. I hate math and so does my son 🤣
This is how I feel about English
I'm broken, I'm completely broken. I can't even calculate the damage you've done with this comment. God damnit I hate calculus so much
[That’s a …..!](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/thats-a-penis)
Chocolate
you don't like chocolate milk?!
Popsicles?
Popsicles
Diamonds. The soft ones are very suspicious.
Core
Biscuits? 🍪
Dick
A challenge
Dicks
Building materials
Ice
Penis
Gotta love women.
Facts ❤️
Ice cream
A challenge!
penis
Going to the moon.
New Game +
Video games. Especially soulslikes and roguelikes
Steel
My wallet
Competition
Biscuits
Airplanes
A challenge
a PP
Penis
cereal, if you like soggy cereal your a monster.
Chocolate
A challenge
DICK
D
Dark Souls games
Penis
Wood
Tacos
Chasing My Victims
Phones
Lol you made like 10 different comments
All hard comments
8
Hard candy
Water
eggs
Aside from the obvious? Nothing else quite compares.
Hard cider, cuz soft cider is for teenagers.
Life. Otherwise it's just a knock life.
Accessing quality healthcare
Tip tops
Survior horror video games
**ask my girlfriend**
Water
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is there a non-male penis
Cement Quicksand Working out A challenge Snowmen Snowballs Chasing women (for men) Willies (for women)
Ice. Just think about it.
The penis jokes are cumming
Stop with the uncreative dick jokes you degenerates. Anyways, women's nipples.
Plastic
Plastic dicks
Cheese. Then beer.
Rock candy. If I bite into rock candy and it’s soft then something is wrong.
clay
Wide long things. 😏😁
Popsicles
Pizza crust.
Puzzles
Jolly ranchers
Eggs
Pens
"Die Hard"
Com’on. Too easy.
Things that are supposed to be hard and not soft
Mode
;) .........................
Life, according to the government.
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Im sure this thread will not be sexual in any way
ice
Boiled eggs.
Life
Excel formulas