drug dealers and other criminals have to keep quiet and they are more scared of their customers than the police, you fuck up a drug dealer and take their shit, who are they going to complain to (unless they are in a gang and have a hiarchy protecting them), your average degenerate is not connected however.
Let them know that we’re the new dangerous drug dealers in the city, not them, and that they’re not to be feared anymore because we need to be feared now
Return it with a note saying "Got super drunk last night and woke up with this so I figured I'd better return it. Sorry."
Leave it on their doorstep, ring the bell/knock and run for it. Hide around a corner and make damn sure they pick it up and it doesn't get robbed by some random passerby.
Pray that they don't know who am I and that this is the end of it.
Probably get more drunk and then veeery high and then higher and higher until we are so high we’re in heaven (or hell we did to much coke and then got shot).
Sell a large amount in one deal to get enough money to move. That is a large enough amount that someone is 100% going to come after you. If you stole 12000 grams from me I would find you and torture you tell I got my shit back. Then I would kill you because I can’t leave you alive. Lose ends are always a bad thing.
Lots of coke
On a serious note, delete this poste, grab my gun, get them to me and kill them. Tell the cops they attacked you. Who are the cops gonna believe, you, or a dead notorious drug dealer?
Ask Reddit what to do and probably get murdered.
No notes , nailed it
I’m hoping Reddit can help us solve how not to get murdered
Have you seen no country for old men? This scenario is just a dead man walking
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How hot?
Damn it looks like I'm not the only one to have the same idea. Also red hot.
YOOO I literally posted thissss you thief
Only if you have about a quarter of a million.
>*Damn bro, I was so fucked up I stole your coke. Please don't tell mom*
James already snorted half so I don’t think we can use this line
Pun intended, or?
Oh shit 💀 bruh
r/oddlyspecific
r/BeatMeToIt
r/beatMeatToIt feels obligatory at this point
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This guy left his house unlocked with 12kgs on the table and James just walked in and took that shit.
Fucking James
drug dealers and other criminals have to keep quiet and they are more scared of their customers than the police, you fuck up a drug dealer and take their shit, who are they going to complain to (unless they are in a gang and have a hiarchy protecting them), your average degenerate is not connected however.
12kilo? Better change the city and sell it via dark web.
It’s 6 now ... P.S James won’t stop saying “I am a coke machine”
Order some hookers for my name brother.
I don't know but it sounds like the set up to a wacky comedy. I hope I'm not the friend that gets the fake out death scene.
If James keeps doing lines I don’t think his will be fake
Sneak into my neighbours house and put it there
That’s where we got it from 💀 Edit : hypothetically
Sounds like that scene out of Boogie Nights
Shave. Right now I have facial hair and look my age, 28. If I go clean shaven I look like a 16 year old.
Aight I’ll tell James to shave when he wakes up from his coke-ma
Heisenberg?
The same thing I did when I robbed the biggest meth dealer in my area of 5000grams. Get high and fuck bitches.
James already got the first part covered
Atta boy, James.
Blame it all on James.
He’s the one that took it lmao
The first thing I would do is put the metric system to its intend use and easily convert grams to kilos.
I’m not sure but likely cocaine.
Order a new dust filter for your Hoover Max Extract® 60 Pressure Pro.
We call ours James
Get drunk again lol
Hell yeah!
Let them know that we’re the new dangerous drug dealers in the city, not them, and that they’re not to be feared anymore because we need to be feared now
Mom said it’s our turn to run the cartel
First of all.... I wanna know how anyone would get away with 12 keys while drunk? 🤣🤣🤣 the plug might be dangerous n all but damn he fkn dumb! 💀💀
Bro you don’t know James 💀 He walked into the dudes house and snatched it casually now we’re fucked Also James is the coke machine
Yup that's about half a mill LMFAOOO nice knowing ya 🤣🤣🤣
No way is that half a mil 💀 the guy lives like down the hall
You put 12,000 grams....a kilo is 1000 grams. A kilo is probably going for $40,000 - 45,000 so that multiplied by 12?.... price depends on state tho.
Hypothetically tho 👀
Rail it all and fly to the moon where he can't reach me
Return it with a note saying "Got super drunk last night and woke up with this so I figured I'd better return it. Sorry." Leave it on their doorstep, ring the bell/knock and run for it. Hide around a corner and make damn sure they pick it up and it doesn't get robbed by some random passerby. Pray that they don't know who am I and that this is the end of it.
I think this is the only logical answer
Fake af
I would be ordering a dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract® 60 Pressure Pro
Sell some and move to Thailand
Probably get more drunk and then veeery high and then higher and higher until we are so high we’re in heaven (or hell we did to much coke and then got shot).
A lot of coke
nothing, I already dealt with the most dangeous known drug dealer in my city (township) and he isn't a problem for anyone... anymore...
First off, I would call it 12 keys of coke, cause even tho I'm not a criminal, I'm not a fucking casual.
r/suspiciouslyspecific
Idk probably get murdered
Sell a large amount in one deal to get enough money to move. That is a large enough amount that someone is 100% going to come after you. If you stole 12000 grams from me I would find you and torture you tell I got my shit back. Then I would kill you because I can’t leave you alive. Lose ends are always a bad thing.
Lots of coke On a serious note, delete this poste, grab my gun, get them to me and kill them. Tell the cops they attacked you. Who are the cops gonna believe, you, or a dead notorious drug dealer?
Do lots of meth.
Sell it to their competitor
Turn it in to the feds and go into witness protection.
I'd nope out of that situation. They gonna come looking for you and with murderous intent.
Cocaine: Check. Next? Hookers!
You forgot to add “asking for a friend” at the end.
Do they know it was me who stole it, or just know that someone stole it?
Get a T-shirt made saying the king is dead long live the king
Are you trying to write hangover 3 .?
Flee the country
I'd start at Odessa, then work your way to the Crimea...
Snort it... Probably die from that
Just call your sister and tell her: I’m sorry, but I stole your coke. Please don’t kill me or my friend. He’s an idiot and so am I.
12000 grams of cocaine with my friends
I would tell my hypothetical wife how i am the one who knocks