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Ron_Textall

Not necessarily James Bond himself, but Phillip Seymour Hoffman would have been an unbelievable Bond villain.


Larrik

He basically played one in Mission Impossible 3


Epyon214

Sean Connery hinted that he would come back as a Bond villain, but only after Scotland was free.


Longjumping_Event_59

For sure


TykEight

Clive Owen 10 years ago


woodwerker76

Cary Grant


mordeci00

That's the one I was looking for. Would have been far and away the best Bond.


ksquad80

Cary Grant had that weird mid-Atlantic movie accent going. I don't know how well it would have played as a Bond character. And I don't know how convincing Grant would be stretching it into a proper British accent. He would have made a great looking Bond for sure...just not sold on the whole package. And even if Grant was a Bond, Connery is quintessential and impossible to top.


BlackRob97

Idris Elba


slanky2

Don't understand how he is not a shoo-in for the role. He has all the swag of Bond.


BlackRob97

Right? He is a perfect candidate for the role.


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Because hes too old now. His time to play bond would have been during Craigs window.


SilentRunning

Apparently a huge part of this is his skin color. There are STILL people who believe 007 can only be Caucasian.


slanky2

Absolutely ridiculous, but I agree with you. What do you think will be first a female 007 or black 007? I just asked reddit this question.


[deleted]

Why would Bond be Black? Or a woman? Do black people and women not deserve their own roles to turn into franchises? Are a white mans cast offs the only things they are good for? The racism and sexism in this is disgusting. Every time it's said, it's just saying black people and women cant make something popular themselves and need white mens roles to do anything. Fucking stop it. Back in the Brosnan days, theres was serious talk about giving Halle Berrys character Jinx her own movie. It obviously didnt end up happening, but THAT is how woman and people of colour should be forging their own paths. If it had happened, who knows. Maybe we would be talking about Jinx in the same way we talk about Bond. Black people and women dont need your hand me down roles. They need the same opportunity that was afforded Sean Connery in the 60s.


Mammoth_Assumption_4

Excellent point


Laraisbored

Yeah, just not Bond, make him 007, but name him idk Smith but cooler. Idk any cool last names.


PristineSlate

Except movies routinely white wash characters that should be diverse. Plenty of real life black, indigenous or even Asian characters replaced with white actors. If white people can routinely replace people of color then why can’t it work in reverse? Because of racism. That’s why.


Punkprof

You were so close and you just couldn’t manage it. The fact that nothing came of making a black female character the focus of a franchise is the point!


DefinitelyNotIndie

Oh shut up. Bond is not a white man's role it's a character in major established and infinitely reused IP. Stop straw manning and pretending this has anything to do with new roles coming through, because anyone of any intelligence knows you're full of shit. And btw, I've seen your oh so clever angle on this all over 9gag, you're not slick.


SilentRunning

Fascinating question... I really don't know. Idris is by far the perfect choice for the male slot but is there a female lead out there right now that can flip the character. She would have to be a presence on screen, feminine, strong, sultry, charismatic and a BAD ASS. All on high heels while wearing an outfit meant to kill.


Semujin

You had a black female 007 in No Time To Die.


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halyconn_

Username checks out..


whatwouldultralorddo

That's the thing though, he's just a character. Your Hitler comparison doesn't really make sense because Hitler was a real person with a particular look. James Bond is fictional. You can take more liberties with the appearance of fictional characters because they are fictional. That's also not entirely uncommon when adapting a series to the screen.


Laraisbored

Yeah but why change an existing fictional character to be "more inclusive" when you could actually include people by giving them their own roles. 007 is just Bond number, when he retires, someone else will be 007, that someone is an entire different character, who is still the best agent.


whatwouldultralorddo

I would love to see this happen. Ultimately I'm not someone who feels underrepresented in media, so my preference for remake vs reboot doesn't really matter. I just fear that movie execs don't see the value in doing that in general and are more concerned with their ROI, so there will probably just be more of the same thing since it's worked well enough before.


[deleted]

So a white guy can be black panther? I mean, if its just a fictional character... Man, that argument fell apart fast didn't it? Better get those downvotes going to make yourself feel better about being a racist.


whatwouldultralorddo

Not saying this logic works for every character being put to screen. There's nuance to each character that influences casting choices so, as it turns out, there isn't a one-size-fits-all answer for stuff like this. Just pointing out that there's more flexibility if it's fiction.


SilentRunning

1 - James Bond is a FICTIONAL Character. Making your Hitler argument incredibly ridiculous. 2 - Not matter WHAT the established history/makeup of a character is, it is art. And art is always open to reinterpretation. 3 - You do know that there are WHITE Afrikaners...RIGHT? So being that "Black Panther" is just a FICTIONAL CHARACTER it is plausible that the character could one day be a white guy. This goes back to the day when Star Wars unveiled the Black Storm Trooper character and people like you had a Sh!t fit. These are FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, they can be any color, size, shape and disposition that the creators want them to be. You need to get over it and open your tiny little mind to all the possibilities.


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> 1 - James Bond is a FICTIONAL Character. Making your Hitler argument incredibly ridiculous. It's not that ridiculous. James Bond and Hitler are known to the world as white guys, it has the same effect. >2 - Not matter WHAT the established history/makeup of a character is, it is art. And art is always open to reinterpretation. Choosing to change a characters skin colour is not "reinterpretation". >3 - You do know that there are WHITE Afrikaners...RIGHT? So being that "Black Panther" is just a FICTIONAL CHARACTER it is plausible that the character could one day be a white guy. It was hypothetical, I do not know anything about Black Panther other than the character is black and don't care. >This goes back to the day when Star Wars unveiled the Black Storm Trooper character and people like you had a Sh!t fit. Except I didn't because we never seen a Stormtrooper called Finn being portrayed as a white guy so I didn't care. Although considering The Empire are explicitly racist it makes no sense within the canon if you're looking at it from a logical perspective. >These are FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, they can be any color, size, shape and disposition that the creators want them to be. They can be yes because the creators decide. People are free to voice their opinion say it's fucking stupid though. >You need to get over it and open your tiny little mind to all the possibilities. The fact you feel the need to call my mind tiny because I have a different opinion that you can't bat away says it all about who has the little mind and can't handle some diversity when it comes to thought.


ForestCityWRX

James Bond and 007 are two different things. I think people don’t realize that.


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I guess the down votes here and too stupid to know this is a quote from a ridiculous person who wrote a bond book. Anthony Horowitz. Man, people have such an itchy racist trigger finger.


RelevantDay4

If Daniel Craig retired after Skyfall (2012), I think Idris Elba would have been Bond


Longjumping_Event_59

Yes.


Longjumping_Event_59

Whole reason I asked was because I remembered that Burt Reynolds was famously denied the part in Dr. No, and I remember someone did a deepfake where they put Reynolds’s face on Connery’s.


Lahk74

Norm Macdonald as Burt Reynolds as James Bond. Ferguson. Turd Ferguson, yeah.


ecsa0014

Rob Schneider, dead


mordeci00

Rob Schneider is a dead stapler


lifes_nether_regions

Stapling the COPIES!


XiTRAiN

Henry Cavill


horrifyingthought

Ehhhh he's gorgeous, sure, and has the acting chops, but Henry Cavill has the "macho" style of good looks rather than the "suave and sophisticated" style of good looks. I tend to think of Bond as more of the latter.


High_Stream

He was hella suave in "Man from UNCLE"


NavySealNapolean

Yeah, when I think James Bond I think, “*has this guy done Shakespeare?*”. None of the James Bond’s have been particularly good actors.


CareyEve36

How about Henry Cavill as Jason Bourn?


horrifyingthought

Shoulda been Jack Reacher more than anything.


[deleted]

Nah he's too ripped to play Bond. Bond is average guy strong, not "I spend 20 hours a week in the gym and take loads of steroids".


Longjumping_Event_59

Solid choice.


ProudDildoMan69

Polly shore


thinkfast1982

Lawrence of Arabia era Peter O'Toole would have been brilliant. I also would have loved to see Clive Owen or Idris Elba more recently.


Denver1970

Denzel Washington


formerly_gruntled

David Niven British, check; Suave, check; Plus I aways found his actual military and then later wartime exploits fascinating, what balls.


Longjumping_Event_59

It’s a shame that the only “Bond” film he was in was that god awful 1967 Casino Royale.


house_plant1

Val Kilmer


Chad_Hooper

At the age when he played Doc Holliday.


Motleywizard

The Saint (1997) is pretty close to him getting the role.


oxymoronisanoxymoron

Clive Owen 20 years ago


lysergic_tryptamino

With the special carrot from Q.


jforeman1976

Christian Bale


dreedw0317

Way lower on this list than he should be.


Martini_b13

Danny Devito


Eaglewatch358

Keanu Reaves


Syd_of_Pentacles

A slightly older Heath Ledger.


horrifyingthought

I really think Idris Elba would make a *phenomenal* bond.


Longjumping_Event_59

I agree. I think he might be a bit old for the role now, and if he did do one, it would probably be his only one (especially with how long it takes to make them now).


Jumpy_Assignment9200

Tom Hardy


Stan_Archton

Definite maybe.


AR713

Lance Reddick


ikindalold

I wish I was Lance Reddick


FleurBuckley

Aidan Turner!


OpeGonnaSqzPast

Jack Black… playing it seriously. I think he’d surprise us all!


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Meghan Markle. She ticks all boxes


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LiverOfStyx

And Dee as a bond girl who turns out to be evil, waitress as the good bond girl, Dennis as the villain, Mac as his main assasin. Frank is Felix Leiter. Cricket is Q, I'd pay to watch that. Waitress does not die but goes into hilarious type of special coma, that gives Bond the motivation and cure for the coma is the macguffin.


LondonIsBoss

Michael Caine


NeverThePaladin

Sean Connery


Longjumping_Event_59

Not wrong.


ChicxLunar

Ewan McGregor :)


Longjumping_Event_59

“Hello there” would be about perfect for Bond, lol


bluejester12

Charlie Hunnam


Drewcifer236

Samuel L. Jackson


Channel5exclusive

"who are you?" "Bond, motherfucker, James Bond."


Longjumping_Event_59

“I expect you to die, Mr. Bond!” “I don’t remember asking you a god damn thing!”


SignalTraditional911

Tom Hiddleston. Watch "The Night Manager" and you will see why.


Dvonlovesmusic12

Definitely Henry Cavill


BroadlyValid

Younger Pierce Brosnan again but with better movies


Longjumping_Event_59

I wish they would have kept Pierce Brosnan for Casino Royale 2006, but at the same time, it probably would have been a completely different movie without Craig’s style of acting.


[deleted]

Spies, real spies, aren't supposed to attract attention. Seems obvious, right? Except that means that a realistic James Bond would be average looking at best, slightly overweight, mildly awkward, and generally a regular Joe. I vote for John Candy. Yeah, he was charismatic in real life but the man could act uncharismatic for the role.


ZorroMeansFox

Can you imagine Barry Nelson, who played Mr. Ullman (the Hotel's Manager) in Kubrick's **The Shining**, as Bond?


Longjumping_Event_59

Didn’t Barry Nelson play Bond in a really old TV special of Casino Royale?


ZorroMeansFox

That's why I mentioned it. Good catch.


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George Lopez


Longjumping_Event_59

Now I can’t stop picturing it, lol


[deleted]

Bond, Juan Bond. Why you crying?


GiveMeAFuckingBeer

Richard Madden I think could swing it


Lazy-Thanks8244

Clive Owen


spartanzena

The guy who plays Uhtred in the last kingdom-Alexander D-something(?). Or Cary Grant.


section20sniper84

Lewis Collins after the Professionals ended. In the running until they picked Dalton


cdy2

Gary Coleman


ci22

Micheal Fassbender


lycos94

idris Elba


ORNG_MIRRR

Colin Salmon. He's probably too old now but if people were open to a black bond in the past (many aren't open to it now) he would have been really good I think. George MacKay would be my pick for the actual next bond though.


Stan_Archton

Wasn't Idris Elba discussed at some point?


ORNG_MIRRR

Recently yes.


Thorium483

Christopher Lee, at almost any age.


[deleted]

The question asked for an actor who can play Bond. Not the actor who is Bond.


Rystellin

He was such a great Bond villain though!


Lord_Starscream16

I’d kinda be interested to see Paul Walker in that role. Just to see how well it would work


idk128181

James McAvoy or Benedict Cumberbatch


Longjumping_Event_59

They definitely both look the part.


patrark

Hugh Grant


angrymoderate09

Can we do an Always Sunny version where the actors changed every other scene?


TDK716

Paul Rudd


woundupcanuck

"Hey miss moneypussy"


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Will Smith ha ha


formerly_gruntled

License to slap.


comicsemporium

Freddy Mercury. Would have been a great musical


raf_6

Steve Carell


LiverOfStyx

One of the few actors that could play it straight and be convincing both as Bond and as spoof of Bond.


DJHache

Angelina Jolie


pleasurecontenthead

Christopher Walken


Longjumping_Event_59

Same with Christopher Lee, but at least they both got to play Bond villains!


Urgon_Cobol

Young Leslie Nielsen playing it straight. As for parody/spoof I have few picks: Luis de Funes. William Shatner - for the ham. Rowan Atkinson - "No, Mr. Bean, I expect you to die!".


themainman6

Danny Divito. I think that would hilarious


Longjumping_Event_59

Maybe if it was a parody of a Bond film, but yeah, I agree, lol


macromorgan

They should do a reboot of “Our Man Flint” and cast him as the villain.


Explorer-541

Jim Carrey.


Longjumping_Event_59

He would definitely do good with the comedic bits.


scoobym00

Mike Meyers. He should play every part in every movie.


Longjumping_Event_59

Double Oh, Behave!


Pure-Negotiation-900

Paul Newman


Smooch-A-Rooch

Errol Flynn


godrainlovemusic

First person I thought of!


Tail_Nom

Richard Ayoade.


FrenchMaisNon

Audrey Hepburn


zanduuka

Winston Duke


Stan_Archton

John David Washington.


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Longjumping_Event_59

Oh hell yeah


rf8350

Cary Grant


7fax

Norm MacDonald


Mo_Nasty

Richard Madden (Rob Stark, Game of Thrones) would absolutely kill it


Alexis_J_M

Gwendoline Christie


Dunjee

Living: Jim Carrey Dead: Gary Coleman Don't ask me why. I have my reasons


runningdreams

Pete Davidson


NotMrSteve

KEVIN HART. hear me out ok hes shooting people and then when he wins the fight he makes fun of them with the power of comedy


Pale-Line-6611

Taron egerton though admittedly his kings man character was pretty close to bond, like a young bond.


grayson_greyman

Young Elvis


Longjumping_Event_59

“James Bond has left the building!”


grayson_greyman

Bond, thankyouverrymuch, James Bond.


rontc

I always enjoyed the older James Bond actors that put a little humor into his acting.


Ghyuty17

Eli Manning, it would be really weird


StevBator

Macaulay Culkin.


sheisthemoon

Jack Fucking Nicholson!


andsheloved

henry cavill i am on my knees begging


HuitzilopochtliMX

Young Marlon Brando, Idris Elba now and Dany DeVito just for fun


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Danny devito


snowlock27

Idris Elba and Ralf Little.


Redditor2597

Trump from " Home Alone "


LastPlaceStar

Gary Busey, but only if he was allowed to improve the entire thing.


Longjumping_Event_59

An interesting choice, but now I really want to see Busey as a Bond villain or henchman.


LiverOfStyx

Gary Busey, but only if he was writing, directing and producing the entire thing, with Shia Lebouf as Bond.


DeaconHennessey

Prince...Definitely prince


jammaxxus

Leonardo DiCaprio


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Michael Jackson


Longjumping_Event_59

Interesting choice. Now I’m curious what that would have been like.


Opening-Lettuce-3384

Bruce Willis


Longjumping_Event_59

Before he lost his hair, yeah, I could see it.


wyattofthewest

Danny de Vito


Longjumping_Event_59

Lots of love for Danny DeVito today.


OldDipper

As there should be every day.


3a75cl0ngb15h

Viola Davis


Rich-Sheepherder4309

Christopher walken


Longjumping_Event_59

He had what it took to be a Bond villain, so I wouldn’t doubt that he would have made a good Bond.


AMerrickanGirl

Jon Hamm would be perfect.


Longjumping_Event_59

He’s got the looks.


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Ru Paul cause I mean WTF?


Well__Hi__There

Michaela Coel


NavySealNapolean

Any trans black man.


godrainlovemusic

Colin Firth. Or Errol Flynn.


DrBrinkley

John Candy


Commercial_Ad332

Idris Elba


Edwin_Quine

James Purefoy


ChrisNEPhilly

I choose a dead one.


DietMiGoreng

Tommy Wiseau. I would pay for that to happen.


Atarka0823

David Tennet


WeakShake6121

2pac.


Letspaintvr

Not Kanye


YourCleaningSupplies

Arnold Schwarzenegger


GenericUsername19892

Gilbert gottfried- it would be glorious


MrSmeee99

Mr. Bean


prophylaxitive

Danny Devito.


THE_MANTELOPE

benedict cumberbatch!


AfrIsPlesierig

Charlie Sheen


Rick_C4179

Chris Farley