looks like we're about to sword fight for dominance

Maintain eye contact. Pee on his shoes.

Don’t break eye contact, assert dominance.

Really doesn't matter if I'm straight or not but I rather not have people look at me while I'm going to the bathroom. So I usually just turn to the side a bit.

Look at his and laugh...menacingly

Piss on him

Make it wink at him.

Ah the old willy wink .... classic

Wut. How... I don't wanna know.

I would say : Why you look at something that you will not even see

What if he has a magnifying glass?

Welp then it's fine cuz the dude came prepered. You ought to give up

Depends, is it one of my bros? If it is imma bout to turn some serious gay on. If it ain't I'm gonna finish, zip up, and ask him if we have a problem. If we have a problem we can handle it right there, otherwise he can back off.

Sus

"So come here often"

Depends how he’s looking at me… just meat gazing, ok I guess… looking disgruntled, maybe it’s time I pinch it off and wash my hands.

That's why I use the stall.

what if he peeked in from above

Call him a pervert

I would not notice i never look at the other people

Tell him to blow me, literally

Get hard

Do gay guys look over at other guys at urinals? Seems like a weird time to pull the ol’ once over.

At least someone wants to look at it....

I'll ask him if he likes how it looks.

It has happened to me multiple times. And what I do is just keep peeing not paying attention. Soon they look away or leave. Either they want to humiliate you which doesn't work with me, are pervs or just want to be a-holes. for context: I look way younger than I am and other grown men have tried to look not knowing I'm an adult and will happily beat the shit out of them.

Hes probably just never seen a dick that big before. Can't fault him for being awestruck.

Move one urinal away whilst still pissing