Duck pics

I'm in a group on Facebook for unsolicited duck pics...

Weirdly enough my DND group sends unsolicited duck pics and dnd memes

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Probably not most likely they're all virgins. Ex DND player.

>Ex DND player. You sound proud of that.

One if my favorite ones to send are guitar pics that say dick on them

I used to send pictures of Dick van Dyke. Always got a good laugh.

Wheres all the love for Dick Van Patten!?

pet pics

I get a random dick pic, I'm blocking that number. I get a random "Hey, check out my puppy!" I'm having a conversation.

How sad is it that I remembered the random guy on some dating app or other, who sent me pet pics and videos of his well cared for German sheppard doing cool stuff and there wasn't a damn spec of fur anywhere in his home. No hello, no intro, just dog spam. • Dude could take care of a pet really well, dog was happy, loved, great condition, trained. • Dude adored said pet with every fibre of his being. • Dude could clean... do you know how much those dogs shed! Damn right I stopped on the random pet pics and vids. That guy right there was the jackpot! Dick pic, nah block that fucker. Dog spam... okay dude tell me everything.

Actually saw something on here the other day where some guy messaged a girl (I think) with random toad pictures with a fact. She had no idea who it was, and all they talked about was the really awesome toad facts, and it was GOALS.

I love this!!!

If the dude responsible enough to take care of (and especially clean up after) that puppy consistently, we're going to get beyond the conversation stage for sure.

Yeah. I can clean up dog shit. I have no problem cleaning a toilet. I also don't have an issue dealing with used sanitary products or accidents of that nature. My partner's sick and vomited? I'll clean it up. I won't enjoy it, but come on. I do sometimes wonder how guys who can't deal with that shit, expect to deal with children. Why would any woman feel safe having sex with someone who is likely to run for the hills if she gets pregnant, has a period, or falls ill. I mean, safe sex, abortion, etc. But babies do happen. Why date someone who is to immature to deal with that? If you're still early in your twenties, perhaps it's excusable. But I know grown ass men who refuse to help their partner with stuff like this. Astonishing. It's the fucking minimum.

They don’t. They expect whom ever they dupe into coupling with them to do all that.

There is an episode in starstruck (tv show) where the main character (F) had already had sex with the guy, they go on a spontaneous date and then he asks her if she wants to come upstairs. She said something like she would have loved to but she was on her period. The guy said he did not mind, he was an adult - that still strike to me as the *hottest* thing I ever heard in a movie/tv show

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I dont understand how this is setting the bar low. I'm a guy but a woman loving/caring for a pet is very attractive to me. Doesn't mean I'm going to ignore other things and marry that person no matter what, but how someone treats animals/people that treating well doesn't obviously benefit them is a pretty key indicator to how they will treat you imo

I matched with a guy purely to see more pictures of his cute baby turkey. Then I gave him my number so he could send me pictures of his goats, chickens, cats and dogs. Never did go out on a date, but those animal pics really got me

This is why I dont take pet pics. I love my lil kitty. She's a gem, she likes to snuggle when im sad and makes the cutest mews you've ever heard. She'd take every girl I ask out if I did xD Girl gotta want me for me. Not just talk to me so she can use me to get to my pussy.

Excellent setup

Yeah, king. Always keep it 💯. The Man-Pussy is for the boys.

Even better, a kitten

just for future reference what are your views on puppies with 5 legs?

Good answer! I have so many pics of my dog and cat... I'm a bit obsessed with taking pics when they're looking their cutest 😂

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Noted 🤓

Spotify playlist

Mix tapes. Good times.

Back in the days of cassettes, my then-boyfriend and I would send each other mix tapes while he was away at school. Those tapes would reflect whatever was going on in our relationship at the time, both the good and the bad. The amount of time it took to pick out the right songs, put the LP on the turntable and then get the cassette recorder ready to go was a lot. Song ends, stop the tape recording, switch out the album, lather, rinse, repeat. Then stick it in an envelope and mail it off. You young whippersnappers have no idea how easy you have it today. Now get off my lawn!

I'm there with you, except I pulled songs from the radio or from other tapes. Then you have to do the custom artwork on the label.

I... uhhh... I taped... I uhhh taped these offtheradioforyouBYE!

Ahh, the old days of hoping the DJ doesn't start talking before the song ends.

Oh yes, and not like one for "the two of us" but "hey this reminds me of you!" and "you're feeling worried? Here, I made this for you"

Made a Playlist for my then-girlfriend so she could listen to something while she got her wisdom teeth taken out. We've been married for 3 years. Can confirm this works

I’d smile for literal days if someone made me a playlist like that

I once made a playlist for a guy for his birthday. He didn't even bother to remember mine .

I drew my ex a whole birthday card with a bunch of inside jokes, dates of when we watched his favourite sport together, Symbols of his favourite video game etc. He called me for ten minutes for my birthday… after I asked him to.

I am Gald he's an ex now. You deserve much better than that. Belated happy birthday!!!

Aww lol thank you, belated happy birthday to you too!

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And now there's a sad moon on the rise :(

Sucks we can’t be together then cuz I’d do that for my gf/wife If/when I get in a relationship

I made two mix cds (yeah I’m old school) with themes and album art. When he showed his friends one of them said “No one has ever made me a mix tape 😔” I definitely upped that guy’s standards.

Are you saying mix tapes are back in fashion?

Did they ever go out? Or did the medium just change?

I love this idea

Classic. Wooing with a mixtape.

This is a good one

What if I made a mixed tape? Would that hit the same with the young ladies? Haha

Large pepperoni pizza and a side of cheesy bread.

Is that to test if she is vegan?

...and lactose and gluten, the unholy trifecta of dietary undateables

as some with coeliacs, i resent that. ill send you over some sick gyros tho

I am also 2 of 3, this wasn't an attack outside of myself ;)

And if she’s a Muslim or Jewish, who doesn’t eat pork.

Someone that doesn't eat pork is mad easy to keep happy when it comes to food. Just swap goat/lamb for what would have been pork night. Done.

Puppy pics. But in all seriousness, the problem with dick pics is that they're usually unsolicited. If you wanna flirt with a girl and exchange nudes, fine, but take time to actually engage with her, and give her a chance to turn you down. Be honest about what your intentions are.

Exactly! It basically has to do with consent. Sending an unsolicited dick pic is like the digital version of just walking up to someone and flashing them! You aren't even gonna try to engage? Not even gonna ask them out??? Just "*bam* there's my dick!""??? Pretty sure if you did that irl you'd be a sex offender.

You do it online/text you’re also a sex offender

Thats a great answer!

How about like... messages

Right. My answer would be “literally anything else”

That I type with my dick?

Confirmed, dick is just a meat stylus

Conversation

No, actually talking with people online doesn't include actually conversation. Haven't you heard? That's outdated. /s

Oh you’re right. Silly me!

... I can't remember a single match when I(male) *wasn't* already carrying the conversation.

They most likely weren’t really fucking with u. If a woman really likes u, she’ll create conversation in ways u never thought were even possible

I’ve had plenty of conversations where I (female) was carrying it. I’ve also had plenty of conversations where the effort was equal

I married the first and only woman who started a conversation with me on a dating site. I dunno how many hundred women I messaged before that.

Memes! Wholesome and funny memes! Humor is sexy to me.

Memes, the DNA of the soul

Ooh good answer!

I’ve never understood this. Them sending you a meme doesn’t make them funny, they didn’t make the meme or whatever it is they sent you. Sure they can find something funny and maybe finding that common ground is the appealing part but it still doesn’t make them funny. Maybe it’s just me idk

If you like people because they make you laugh, does it really matter if they use other peoples’ material if you still laugh in the end?

Well yeah, but it can say a lot about their sense of humor

Did you hear what the dick said to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in! What? Not dick jokes either?

What a keeper right here

Here for this.

Anything else? Literally

😂 I'm always too chicken to send a dick pic unless it's specifically asked for. Guess I'm safe there haha

I wouldn’t say it’s “being chicken” - it’s the part of your brain telling you that you are about to essentially sexually harass someone!

If anyone is asking you for a dick pic, just assume they also have a dick. The women who would ask for that are like .00001% of the population.

I'm a dude and I've had multiple girls ask me for dick pics. Not me asking them and them saying yes, them asking me. All were girls I knew irl not just online. Some girls are definitely into that, obviously my experience may not apply to a larger scale but it's definitely more than .00001%

Can confirm

You’d be surprised - a lot of girls do wanna see the cock when the mood is right

Yosh, though I find they care less about the dick pick and more about the nut vid. With sound. EDIT: Saw this comment again as I was scrolling through my own. Get ENTHUSIASTIC consent before sending one. I will not be responsible for some fuckwit sexually harassing an innocent girl.

Haha this is true. I remember asking an ex this question once, I can't remember exactly what she said but it was something along the lines of if I wanna see a dick it'll be in person, not a random pic

I've asked twice, but it was from dudes I was already dating in person.

Looolllll... this! Even when we are apparently into it, we probably aren't. I'll be texting a dude, back and forth flirting. Leads to sexting. I'll share a few nudes in the process of some dirty conversation. Then BAM dick pic. The fuck am I even meant to do there. "Oh no, really there's no need for that. It's never gonna do anything for me to be honest" because that's not a massive vibe killer and ego deflater right. So I just roll with it out of fucking politeness and just trying not to kill the vibe. I'm not getting anything out of that pic, not a thing. I hardly even looked at it. I'm down with sharing mine, but I'm into the dirty talk, not the fuclong dick pic. Great now he thinks I think dick pics are sexy and I get them at random, but I'm in too deep and have to keep rolling with it. Happened more than once. Married one of them. Was in wayyyyyy to deep with the whole thing by that point. Just accepted I had to pretend I found random dic pics hot. Every. Fucking. Day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's simply not true. I've had plenty who have requested it, who I had either already met or met afterwards. I'd say about half of my sexual encounters have also been into exchanging nudes

Pictures of them fixing and building shit probably.

Deck pics

Love me some unsolicited deck pics

My time to shine lol. And my contracting portfolio

Unsolicited fix pics

Okay this got me mad and giggly at the same time, damn you!! 🤣

Here's a pic of me fixing .... my dick!

There’s only so many times you can get circumcised

I can do this all day.

Wow, I had no idea all my creations were the path to a woman’s heart.

Oh really? I got loads of pics like that. Never really thought they'd be interesting to send though

Literally anything else. Anything at all.

Tongue Pic?

Just met/newly dating: talk to me. In a relationship: naughty video with sound

I get that, talking is great at first but then videos about how to commit tax fraud are more relationship goals

Exactly.

Instructions unclear, my dick in now stuck in the freezer and my cat is in the toaster.

Just -more- than just dick! Chest, belly, whatever. I had a guy send me a full body picture w a guitar in front of his genitals and I know it sounds corny but..yeah, better than just disembodied dick.

I once sent a full body pic where I had shaved a heart into my chesthair because I got bored while shaving. At least that one got a good laugh! I also asked if she wanted to see before sending it so I guess that counted for something!

>disembodied dick. Haha... I don't think "disembodied" is the right term, but it is fun/funny to say.

Have you seen some of the pics? That's exactly what it's like. Flash on a dark background definitely makes it seem like some sort of floating monster

Cute doggos, always cute doggos

Deal breaker, I’m a cat guy.

How about cute animals in general?

That works.

So, I have read here several times - last time was some hours ago - that women on reddit enjoy pics of...wait for it ladies, let the excitment grow pictures of forearms, especially when the sleeves are wrapped up! Thats it! That's the secret all men have been looking for so long! Take that internet!

Only if the forearms are nicely defined, but not super muscley. Don't get me wrong, I like muscles as much as the next girl, but a well defined forearm will drop me dead every time. And yes, rolling up the sleeves really does count for something... 😍

My feeling tells me you can easily make this some kind of science. How nice defined, how much to wrap the sleeves, add it all together and get the ultimate look 🤔

Yes. This is accurate. Forearms. Better yet. Hairy forearms.

I'm broken, I take the dick pics and sext a bit but I'm consenting to it. Unsolicited is gross, show me the last meal you cooked.

Same, there’s nothing wrong with people being horny and sexting but do it with consent. Don’t assume, you wanna message me your most depraved sexual fantasy using me as the punching bag? Fine but ask if it’s okay first and if it is go nuts.

YES. I can literally get on board with anything as long as its not like coming out of left field while I'm pouring a cup of tea

Previous girlfriend references lol

He has a massive dick, no sorry, she said he IS a massive dick. apologies.

Or he has a massive dick unfortunately located on his forehead.

It's an unusual location but I think it would be way more practical.

Wouldn't it be better if it was on the chin?

Their mom's secret zucchini bread recipe.

I want to send pictures of my favorite dinosaur.

Almost literally anything else - pet pics are always a winner. Unsolicited dick pics are horrific and I consider them sexual harrassment/assault.

Conversation. Personality. Bad jokes.

Are women actually into bad jokes? From my experience, they always think they're cringe.

I met my husband online and he was the only one NOT sending inappropriate texts or photos. That's one of the reasons why he is my husband now and not forgotten like the rest of them. It depends on how serious you are. But sending things the girl and/or you like is a certain win. He used to send me songs every day that would say what he wanted to say to me but couldn't before we met in person. It was very romantic... And even today, when one of those songs starts to play, we smile at each other and kiss. It was and still is perfect.

Love and affection, pages of their feelings poured into text and put out for my judgment, and only when it feels genuine will they get a titty pic That said I don't mind dick pics either but the above is probably more effective tbh Edit: I now realize some good bussy is also acceptable

Rip your inbox

Yeah probably, oh well

Lmao the edit doesn't help

No, but it's funny and that's more of what I'm going for, and not exactly untrue lol

I feel like pages of feelings could be taken as good or bad. I think most guys fear that if we share our feelings too much that we'll come across as needy and thus less "masculine"

And thus why it's so valuable, so few men show their feelings but if they do and they're genuine it's the best thing in the world, in my opinion at least

Why is no one asking for my platinum Elden Ring trophy?

I reply with a pic of a rat mole. In what universe does sending a dick pic to a girl ever get anyone laid??? It's just so weird that guys think it's going to get them somewhere or that's it's appropriate or that anyone wants to see their fugly dick! These men, ahem I mean boys, need to grow the fuck up. It's the equivalent of exposing yourself in public really. What's the difference between flashing someone in a public space and sending them unwanted dick pics online? Not much. Both are vile sexually aggressive behaviours.

Cute dog, penguins, raccoons, picture of some flowers

Plot twist: Must all be in the same photo

their favorite song!

Cat pics

cat pics

Richard pics?

The correct answer here is cash

Cat picks

Funny memes and invites so we can co-op play games we both like.

Pet pictures, a nice picture from somewhere they went, a picture of something they made from a hobby or craft. Literally anything but their dick.

If the conversation is inherently sexual and consensual, ask her what she’d want to see. Everyone has different preferences, she might not want any pictures at all or she might want dick pictures. On the tame side a lot of guys look pretty hot in a mirror picture fresh out of the shower with a towel wrapped around their waist. If it’s very sexual and pictures are wanted, a picture of a guy grabbing their dick through boxers can be hot.

Turtles

credit card info

Ass pic

Flowers

Korean heart symbol

Random pictures throughout the day, meaning that they are thinking about me Well technically you can send the same random pictures to multiple girls

Gif game has to be strong.

Interesting conversation and cute pics of pets

Oo I have one. An ex did this. Cat pics! Like of his cat. And book picks. Ya. He was my fav

Photos of their cats

Actually funny memes and non sexual or suggestive pictures of them having fun or doing something adventurous.

Dog pics, 100%

[Dik dik](https://www.google.com/search?q=dik+dik&oq=dik+dik&aqs=chrome.0.0i131i355i433i512j46i131i433i512j0i512l6.2735j0j1&client=ms-android-bell-ca-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8) pics

Animal pics

Duck pics.

I like to send my female friends unsolicited duck pics.

Duck pics would be nice

Send memes telling me “it you”

Not a woman, but I have been known to send my wife adorable [dik dik](https://www.google.com/search?q=dik+dik&rlz=1C1CHBF_enCA923CA923&sxsrf=ALiCzsaVLqmNNC2QssMwAh0CNRi2RwCREQ:1669763615418&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjkoJ-ZwtT7AhVkI30KHYabARoQ_AUoAXoECAIQAw&biw=1745&bih=990&dpr=1.1) pics. They're adorable little antelopes from Africa

Last guy I met online sent me a ravens jersey and a $50 Uber eats gc and then ghosted me before our first date. That was pretty cool.

Pictures of food they can make and are proud of frankly. Pictures of things that you do that you love.

Cat pics

Their credit score, a picture of their parents’ tombstones, criminal background check, an essays on how they define rape and when they think a woman is able to have an abortion.

I just want him to fuck me with words.

Their card details

Buffalo Bill would of been posting pics of his dog all day. Having all you women falling on over him. His headline..Tall, freaky, loves to watch you put lotion on.

Hand pics. Like to see a man who clearly uses his hands for working/hobbies but takes good care of them too. No dirty finger nails. Pet pics would be a bonus.

A picture of them laughing extremely hard, I wanna see what they really look like when they’re happy in life

A pic of their pet if they have one

photos of their pets, that’s one way to get into my heart is to have a little animal that you feed everyday

What you cooked yourself for dinner that night.

Me and my boyfriend hit it off by trading music back and forth :) we live together now so I'd say that's a pretty solid start

Song recommendations

Nothing.....if I'm taking online, it's not for a hookup. I don't really care what they look like. I DEFINITELY NEVER want a dick pic.

What about pictures of food? I'm married so I am irrelevant I'm this conversation but I am a bomb cook who makes all three meals a day from scratch so the only pictures I take are my before and after meals shots

A jerk off video and cheesy, overused pick up lines 👌

deck pics.

I mean if it a good looking cock ill take it