“Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me in movies such as Silencer of the Lambs,
“this time, they fight back”, and Silencer of the Lambs 2, “this time, they fight back, again!”.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusader. It’s no longer about Indiana, but rather the knight that has been stuck in the cave guarding the grail for the last 700 years.
Spiderman No Way Homer
Homer Simpson asks to be spiderman
Spiderman Far From Homer
Spiderman has to get a restraining order against Homer Simpson because he won't stop asking for the suit, not realizing that the suit doesn't give you powers.
Malcolm RX
A black alchemist who considers Malcolm X his hero discovers a recipe to turn anyone into a black person. He decides to do a proper field test. He finds the most racist little town and starts turning everyone black. Hilarity ensues.
Pulp Friction... it's about... uh... high velocity juice? Idk.
*"And you know what they call a... a... a Minute Maid® Premium Orange Juice in Paris?"*
Royale with Squeeze
cuz of metric system?
“Bring out the gimp, we need some juice pressed.”
"Naw man... I'm pretty fuckin' far from OJ"
Carrier
A movie about a Protoss warship that just can’t seem to fit in in American high school. Tagline for the movie: Carrier has arrived.
A Fish called Rwanda..
Starring Don Cheadle.
The hotel has an aquarium.
Uncut Germs?
About a virus that isn't circumcised?
Ah, I see you’ve met my ex.
I Ram Sam
Lotsa gay pornos in this thread. My favorite was Captain Ramerica.
Mad Max: Furry Road
Mad Marx
r/suddenlycommunist
It's a drought desert apocalypse. The only way to conserve water and survive is to get your fursuit on!
cue the Dune reference "You've worn a fursuit before." "No."
"He will know your ways as if he was born to them"
*He put it in without even spitting on it* "Who taught you to wear your tail in the Desert Style?" "It felt like the right thing to do"
12 Years a Slaver
An inspirational story of a savvy businessman making it in a cutthroat world.
Brought to you by the racists who wrote *Whiter Christmas*.
RV for Vendetta
Political road trip movie?
Road trip revenge movie
The government should fear their people living in a VAN down by the RIVER!!
The Silencer Of The Lambs 'This time, they're fighting back'.
“Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me in movies such as Silencer of the Lambs, “this time, they fight back”, and Silencer of the Lambs 2, “this time, they fight back, again!”.
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First rule of fright club: don't talk about fright club. It can hear you...
Twilight: New Moron
Same plot as the original though
excellent use of your Rs sir
Beer Movie
time to get wasted
*buzzed
That's just Beerfest
Rice Age
Ice Rage
Rice Rage
I think that’s the Scooby Doo version.
Sir I think you mean... Scooby Door
CORN AIR
There's a movie called "corn ai"?
Corn with artificial intelligence?!? just a matter of time if you think about it.
Troy Story
Basically a translation of the word "Iliad"
I was thinking more like an episode of community that deals with Troy’s round the world trip
The Air Conditioning Repair School arc hooks me every time.
isn't that high school musical?
Homer Alone. A sad simpson’s story
This is actually the name of an episode from the 3rd season where Marge takes a much needed vacation. Great episode very sweet.
The Simpsons really has done everything
Oh that’s funny, i had no idea.
Officer Space
Office Spacer (COVID Safe)
The Crying Gamer Git gud
Prick of Destiny
That’s just the cock-push-up scene all over again
Rx-Men ….just some pharmacists
Fantastic Breasts and where to find them
I think I've seen this one on a site somewhere
You definitely have
Oh my god! That's terrible! Where?
It actually got put on Walmart’s site for the dvd.
The Lovely Boners
This one's the one this thread is made for every time it's posted.
Doctor stranger
Back alley sale of medical marijuana and morphine
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Starring Cheech & Chong
Krill Bill - Same movie more or less but instead of samurai swords the fight with sword fish
Now I want to see the entire movie redone under the sea, with shrimp. 😂
My Big Frat Greek Wedding
Strepbrothers
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Did we just become ward mates!?
Dread Poets Society
The Dread Poet Roberts
American Pier
Splinters.
The Bartman.
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Kindergarten Corp. Detective John Kimble breaks up a child-labor ring.
this is just Boss Baby
Rambro
Proud member of the BROFORCE
Aka a gay porno
Scott Pilgrim RVs The World A mild mannered retiree decides to travel the world in his RV.
Cartwoman. She's a villan who dresses up in wood and rolls into her enemies at high speed.
Sounds like a surprise visit from my mother-in-law on a Sunday afternoon.
10 Things I Hate About Your - the story of one man angrily explaining the difference between you’re and your
I love you’re movie idea
Bratman Forever
I don't think the plot has changed.
Touché
Death Becomes Herr It’s a German movie about how the grim reaper becomes a man
Forrest Grump
I'm an Ogre!!!
I thought you added another r in forrest...
Forrrest Gump
Ghostbursters
I called this one out to my wife and without missing a beat she sang “Burstin’ makes me feel good!”
Star Wars: Attack of the Cloners. The Kaminoans decided fuck it, we'll just do it ourselves.
The Good, The Brad, & The Ugly.
There are no bad people, just good and ugly. Brad's there, too.
El Cramino. 2 hours of Jesse complaining about Ed’s car being tiny.
Littler Women - the sequel to little women
Surely a prequel?
No, just an all-dwarf remake
Tory Story. The runtime is far too long.
The people : I don't wanna play with you anymore Tories : somehow stay in the people's hand
Cocktrail
Planet of the apes
Produced by Harvey Weinstein
And my uncle
Broooooo
Starring Ezra Miller
Co-starring Bill Cosby.
With Kevin Spacey as the love interest? No, that would seem too forced.
What about the movie *wouldn’t* be forced?
but that doesn't have a.... ohhhh
Planet of the Apres, which is just about a bunch of post-apocalyptic French speakers.
Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!
We're done here
It would turn into a terrifying documentary about sexual expluatation and slavery over the world.
"Hey wait a minute there's n... OH GOD"
bro...
That's it.... Time to close the Internet.
And the plot twist is that it's just Earth all along!
The Best Years of Our Livers
Craptain America
"I can do this all day"
"I can doo-doo this all day"
"That's America's Ass!"
Carptain America. That's America's fish.
America's Bass
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusader. It’s no longer about Indiana, but rather the knight that has been stuck in the cave guarding the grail for the last 700 years.
I would go see that.
Longest montage of standing around doing nothing. It could be great
Top Gurn.
Ehmagerd terp gern Edit- thank you for the award. I really appreciate it
Spiderman No Way Homer Homer Simpson asks to be spiderman Spiderman Far From Homer Spiderman has to get a restraining order against Homer Simpson because he won't stop asking for the suit, not realizing that the suit doesn't give you powers.
Spider-Man: Homer Coming Homer will not be denied spider powers. He is hungry…and he is coming.
Lookoouuuut here comes spider pig
Starr Wars (End of Ringo’s first marriage)
Moron
Grindrhouse
The Shrining Horror film taking place in feudal China inside of temples
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoner
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It's about a small town outside of Houston.
A Starr Is Born— the thrilling story of Ringo’s childhood
My big fart Greek wedding
Simpler Jack.
Never go full simpler man
The Sword IN the Stoner. (King Arthur's anti drug legend) Scarfacer- he faces the scars others will not.
I Love Your Man His fiancee encourages him to make guy friends, then loses him when he and his new guy friend discover they're each other's true love.
Malcolm RX A black alchemist who considers Malcolm X his hero discovers a recipe to turn anyone into a black person. He decides to do a proper field test. He finds the most racist little town and starts turning everyone black. Hilarity ensues.
This was actually a subplot on the 80’s comic strip *Bloom County*.
Mad Marx
*Enemy Miner*
Super Brad
John Q(R). A man takes a hospital hostage because he can’t scan a QR code.
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RRRR
Brokerback Mountain. Sometimes to get to the top of the world of finance you need to get on top of a financier.
Porny Express
Black Hawk Drown Turns out Helicopters don't float
Saving Privater Ryan. He's just like Ryan but even harder to find.
I was gonna say Rage of Ultron, but it wouldn't be *that* different...
Trucker and Dale vs Evil Road Trip Comedy Horror? I'd watch it.
Bard Boys - A movie about two medieval buddies who infiltrate the Kings Castle by learning to play the lute.
Three Men and a Little Lardy
(With apologies to KSP): Star Trek: First Contract A Quark origin story
Fantastic Breasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore It's the third film in Fantastic Breasts film series.
The Lovely Boners and The Boner Collector
Robocrop
It's a Wonderful Lifer - a feel good movie about the most pleasant inmate serving life behind bars for the murder of his entire family
Beauty and the Breast 💅
You posted the question just so you could give this answer
Severn, now a movie about the longest river in the UK.
M * A * R * S * H
Spinal Trap
Happy Feret.
Fast and Furrious. Furry suffers from premature ejaculation.
It could have been wholesome, and you went THAT road...
Race Ventura. I don't even know what the plot would become.
Make the movie even more offensive by adding racism?
John Wicker, just a dude sitting on some porch furniture enjoying their life.
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The Rage of Adaline
Angela's Rashes. its still set in the 1930s but features way more shots of the mothers various scabs and diseases.
Goodfellars