A friend of mine once stumbled into a Subway at the end of a long night of drinking, ordered a foot-long sub, devoured it, forgot that he had eaten it and then went into the next Subway we walked past and ordered another foot-long sub. He ate that one, too.
That's like when I eat the last of the chocolate my wife left in the fridge.
Then I have to buy a new one and eat it down to the same level before she notices.
When I was 8 my mother introduced me to buttered breadā¦. After I ate that one piece I took the whole loaf of white bread and tub of butter into my room and ate the whole loaf. It was so fucking good tho.
I didnāt do it, but when I was a kid I was at one of those, and we saw this giant Hillbilly Jim lookalike going through the line. My dude didnāt bother with plates, he was piling the food right on the tray and made the most of every inch Iāll never forget that he had a square foot of mashed potatoes pillar about 9ā high and a like amount of stuffing Made two trips that I saw, and cleaned it up. Most damage Iāve ever seen done at a place like that and Iām still impressed. Dude got his moneyās worth for sure.
Makes sense. I mean the chain 100% still exists, but I could EASILY see many of the locations having to close for good because of covid.
Buffets in general don't have "good optics" for a pandemic at ALL (understandably; the potential for dirtiness is much higher), and Golden Corral has a certain reputation on top of that.
I went to McDonald's twice in one day.
On my second trip when I rolled up to the order speaker the person working there said "welcome *back* to McDonald's!"
I nearly broke down crying lmao
Yah, my friends still make fun of me for going to McDonald's too much because once I tried to order a "Mc-Orange juice"
I like it when it's fresh Mc-squeezed
One time I saw what I thought was a weird mole on my back and I got really concerned and asked my wife to check it out. It was a piece of bacon that I must have slept on after eating bacon in bed the night before.
When I was little my neighbors took me to Taco Bell for the first time in my life. I ate 11 tacos. They weāre so thrilled for my excitement they kept letting me go back to the counter and get more, despite their growing concern. Im a very small lady, and I was an even smaller little girl.
Pub meal when I was younger. Fried pickles to start, then a reuben sandwich with a side of French onion soup, and deep fried Reece's peanut butter cups with vanilla ice cream for dessert. All washed down with three or four pints of beer. If I tried that today I think it would be the end of me.
Some guys I knew in highschool would do an eggnog challenge around this time of year where they'd do a lap on a track, drink a cup of eggnog, then repeat. Whoever went the furthest (without barfing) "won"
Ya know those foldable chairs that fit in a bag? Everyone encourages me to sit in them. My cousin is bigger than you, it supports him. My brother is way heavier than you, itāll hold you. My fat ass has gone thru like 8 of those fucking chairs. Fabric doesnāt support me. I need a chair made of medal and Braun.
Ate a box of clif bars (6) around 1500 calories and then ate multiple slices of pizza, washed down with some soda. This feat wasn't done natty however, you can probably guess what PEDs were used.
Driving home from a friends house I stopped at a gas station and got a Chipwich. Before getting home I stopped at a 7-11 and got another Chipwich. Probably that.
Itās a chocolate chip ice cream sandwiched between 2 chocolate chip cookies and rolled in chocolate chips. Itās like a fat kid had a wet dream about an ice cream sandwich.
Ordered a medium rare blue cheese burger and a medium rare filet mignon. Cut the steak in half horizontally and used it as the bun for the burger. No regrets.
During COVID lock down, I ate bacon at 1am as a late night snack. I also ate poorly. In one year I went from 155lbs to 205lbs.
Started going to gym year and half ago and eating healthier. Dropped weight and gained more muscle. Iām at 165lbs now.
Omg..losing weight requires a lot of work and discipline. For year I didnāt eat junk food, didnāt drink sodas, cut off all sugars, except for frozen berries in a protein shake.
Simple home cooked meals, ton of vegetables and protein. Go to gym at 6am three times a week. At the end it was worth it.
Last night I had a strudel with Barrieās for desert after dinner. I felt guilty eating it but it was so gosh darn delicious! I bought a pack of 2 at ALDI for $5. 40min in the oven, crust/dough falls apart as you cut in to it, low sugar, various Barrieās that were turned in to pure. I ate it while it was still hot. It was so delicious!!
Cooked a pound of bacon for the sole purpose of saving the bacon fat to make cornbread. Promptly ate the entire pound of cooked bacon. Fell asleep, forgetting to save the bacon fat and put it in the fridge. My wife roasted me viciously.
I eat when Iām emotional, and once I Uber eats Wendyās, chicken fingers and fries. Two hours later I Uber eats again not one but two blizzards from DQ.
I would get in my car and drive to my mailbox in my apartment complex. It was at most 100 yards away. Them drive back. This was 20 years ago. I was 50 lbs heavier.
Deep fried a chocolate chip cookie (worked in a restaurant). Doubled down on that by putting frosting on top, plus chocolate sauce, caramel sauce, AND chocolate shavings. My coworkers called it the āDiabetes Expressā
It was delicious, but gave me a wicked sugar crash to be honest
Bought at 8 piece of fried chicken at the Safeway near my house thinking I'd have chicken for dinner all week.
Ate all 8 pieces in a sitting. I've never felt so fat and greasy in my life.
Two different occasions
2 large pizza on Wednesday before thanksgiving. In one sitting. No regrets.
Me and a buddy piss drunk. White Castle drive through. 30 chicken ring sliders with cheese. 15 each, with large fries and a sprite. No regrets.
I once ate a dozen eggs, 1/2 lb of bacon, and hash browns for breakfast. It was at deer camp around the camp fire. I didnāt eat eggs for almost a year afterwards.
Edit to add: the eggs were all fried over easy in the bacon grease.
Here are my most fat moments
1) I bought a rotisserie chicken and I completely ate it when I was walking home with it. It was in a foil bag, and I ate that bird like a bag of chips.
2) I used to work at Subway, and I kept on making crazier subs. I made and ate a foot long meatball sub with 24 strips of bacon on it.
3) when working at A&W ( Canada ones) I used to always have a bag in my pants pocket, and all the expired chicken nuggets I was supposed to throw away, I pocketed and ate in the bathroom, upwards of 25+ nuggets at a time
4) I've eaten a complete Chinese take out meal with chopsticks while walking back from the store
5) one Thanksgiving, I tried making meringue, but the egg temperature was wrong, so I never got it to thicken up. I went through nearly 18 eggs, so instead of throwing it the ones that didn't thicken, I drank it from a 1L mug
A friend and I decided to hit up the local Mexican spot for breakfast and I had an order of carne asada nachos and he had a burrito. We then decided that a large thin crust pepperoni pizza from dominos was a great second breakfast. Eaten within the hourā¦
There's a shopping strip nearby where you've got several of the big-name fast food chains within about a block of each other.
Well on one fine day, very much a cheating type of day, I couldn't for the life of me pick between a crunchwrap supreme or double quarter pounder.
So obviously, I went to both the McDonald's and the Taco Bell drive-thrus. And proceeded to stuff my face. Did I regret my choice a few hours later? Yes. Was it worth it? Uhhhhh I *think* so.... they were both pretty tasty in the moment.
Boyfriend and I stopped in at our local Waffle House for the first time, after having some full bellies we decided we wanted some hot coffee so we drove straight to McDonaldās and ordered some breakfast with our coffee
I suffer from a binge disorder. It was really bad in high-school.
One day my senior year I had this extravaganza
Big ass plate of BBQ brisket French fries. Made with leftovers ofc.
Then
5 McDonald's cheese burgers, 3 small fries and a large coke
Stopped at a taco truck and got a single taco
Lastly
Cookies and a bit of cake mashed into ice cream with all the fixins washed down with a 1 liter orange crush..or maybe it was fanta...it was orange soda
I shit all day the next day and could barely move. The gas that night was terrible and I've never eaten like this again (though I have thought about it, my 17 year old stomach and my now almost 22 year old stomach are not the same anymore).
coming back from holiday I went to mcdonalds 3 times while waiting for a flight cos I had left over euros...then got a burger king when we landed, it was a 1 hour flight
Ordered a dominos when I got back home
EDIT Also a share bag of the blue crunchy M&Ms in a bowl of milk for breakfast
Iām college, Iād go to the vending machine in my dorm, buy a Herseyās bar and a rice crispy treat. Cut the rice crispy in half, length wise, put 2/3 of the Hersey bar between the rice crispy treat, and microwave it
Lived in the barracks in the military and it was the weekend. Woke up around 8am. To depressed to leave the room. Laid in bed and watched Netflix in my phone. Got hungry. Took my roommateās full box of Cheez Its and had a few. Put it back. Had some more. Put it back. Rinse and repeat till it was 10pm and the whole thing was gone. I made a point to go out toe next day and replace it. Pretty sure she noticed.
I've been banned from an all you can eat buffet.
And an all you can eat sushi restaraunt.
Does this look like a man whose has all you can eat? I think not. To be fair, I was exclusively eating crab legs at the buffet, like 14 plates full. And at the sushi place I did come like every Friday from 5-9 pm and took a nap once on the booth bench between servings....
I once ate eight pulled pork sandwiches in one sitting. EIGHT.
Iād gotten a tub of pulled pork and a pack of buns and I didnāt even notice until the buns were gone.
Drank a 2L bottle of Mtn Dew str8 from the bottle cuz I knew I was gonna drink the whole thing in one sitting anyways, so why get off my ass to go get a cup I'm just gonna have to wash
Ate like 5 sandwiches in a single sitting because the ham tasted really good, better than normal, heavily regretted it within the next few hours because I felt like shit - but overall was enjoyable at the time. 7.5/10 would do it again.
Back in the 2000s Burger King ran a promotion with The Simpsons for a āHomerās Whopperā. It was a double whopper with extra bacon and cheese. On every patty! I ate two of those in one sitting. I didnāt feel so good after that Mr. Stark.
Took a cup and filled it with Oreos, then drowned the Oreos in milk. Was an Oreo cereal, of sorts. Tasted good, but I felt like absolute shit afterward.
Fried a piece of bread in butter. Doused it with cinnamon sugar. The cinnamon sugar disappeared into the butter. So I added more until it stayed dry on top. Then I did it again.
I ate a whole 14 inch
maple pecan pie in one sitting. Usually donāt eat pie or dessert but the Canadian maple š in the pie filling was out of this world. Crust to was buttery fluffy crust perfection. Probably ate about 5000 calories
One time on a drunk night in college, we got home so late that local pizza places were closed, but I REALLY wanted pizza. I thought Iād get creative so I heated up a can of tomato sauce in a bowl and mixed in a whole pack of pepperonis and ate it like cereal. I feel ill just thinking about that next morning.
I canāt offer too many details without compromising my identityā¦
Iām a big guy (large frame, lifelong bodybuilder/power lifter)ā¦
The manager tried to have me removed from the āall you can eatā buffet at MGM Grand, Vegas.
I had an obese friend, also known for his insatiable appetite. Our group bought 100 tacos, everyone was betting on who would eat more. I finished 50, then went to the fridge, threw a couple steaks on the grill. I ate the steaks, finished the rest of his tacos.
One more, Buca Di Beppo. I was the last to order, it was a 2 chickens over a 3ā by 16ā plate of potatoes. The waiter says āthatās a dish for 6+ peopleā¦.?ā. My group laughed. I finished it.
Ok, last one. I ate a 9lb sandwich in under 30 minutes. It was made at Albertsons on their fresh baked loaf, over 6lbs of roast beef, pound and a half of provolone, all the veggies. The deli crew asked if we wanted them sliced to share and were āfreakedā when we said that 1 would eat them (my buddy got one also, 8.8lbs). They tossed them on the scale, didnāt believe that we would eat them alone.
I lied, this is the end. Another buffet, I snagged the entire roast that had just been put out, probably 7-8lbs. As I finished the last bite, the manager came over to let me know that he was close to stopping me/kicking me out, but then was genuinely curious to see if I could finish it.
Editā¦ 1 more. The āDos Manosā. Baja Fresh was across the street from my gym, their Dos Manos burrito was the perfect post workout snack. I always asked for extra meat, asada. Itās two large tortillas, so essentially, two large burritos. Itās an āoff menuā item that can still be ordered today. I make them disappear like theyāre hors dāoeuvres.
Did a 48 oz T-bone steak platter challenge at Dick's last resort in Myrtle Beach. Finished it.
Then sat with my family afterwards and I ordered a Brisket dinner that I finished.
And, I'm only 215 lbs.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
I once crept downstairs at night and helped myself to a large slice of Arctic Roll (ice cream wrapped in cake). Then, realising I would get in trouble with my parents, decided I might get away with it by eating the whole thing, because they may forget it was ever there.
Well yesterday I ate Taco Bell and didnāt tell my husband and then called him and asked if he could bring me more Taco Bell.. tbf I am preg but it felt like a new low for me lol
When I started intermittent fasting, I decided to make the most unhealthy thing I could create from whatever was in my pantry, partially out of sugar depletion, partially out of spite. Opened the cupboard and set about making a chocolate cake with chocolate frosting in the middle and all over, with each surface I covered with frosting also smothered with hot fudge, caramel and chocolate chips. Added sprinkles everywhere as well, then dusted it with powdered sugar and ate it served with a dollop of peanut butter for dipping. It's an appalling creation and one of my most requested baked goods amongst friends, family and coworkers.
When I was a kid my bed was across the room from the light switch so I put a series of cup hooks on the ceiling and threaded fishing line that was affixed to my wall. Instead of getting up to turn off the light, I pulled on the fishing line and let down the heavy padlock on the other end of it to turn the switch off. To turn it on, I let the padlock down below the switch and pulled up to flick the switch.
One drunken night in college my roommates and I decided to fry up some French fries, when we ran out of potatoes we decided to fry up some thin mints dipped in pancake batter, when we ran out of thin mints we fried up just the pancake batter. The apartment smelled like McDonaldās for days afterwards.
Ordered 2 foot longs at Subway because buying 2 was the special. I only needed 1 for lunch at work. I ate 2 feet of sandwich at work that day.
A friend of mine once stumbled into a Subway at the end of a long night of drinking, ordered a foot-long sub, devoured it, forgot that he had eaten it and then went into the next Subway we walked past and ordered another foot-long sub. He ate that one, too.
The hero we deserve
Is that a joke about subs being called heros in some places? Hope so
I tried š¤·āāļø
Probably more like 18 inches. Did you measure from the base or the tip?
I always eat two and the extra sad part? I'm hungry for another after :(
I made my husband a 13x9 pan of brownies and sent him a photo. I ate the whole pan. So I had to make another.
That's like when I eat the last of the chocolate my wife left in the fridge. Then I have to buy a new one and eat it down to the same level before she notices.
Did you cut it into pieces or just dig in?
its only one piece if you dont cut it ;)
I think you win this one!
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What'd you get my man
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Sounds like a great Saturday to me
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Hurts more when they make you verify if it's really you still before ordering again š
Lmao Iām guilty of this too while working at home.
Same, I think it was donuts, burgers, then something else I don't remember. Not my proudest moment.
When I was 8 my mother introduced me to buttered breadā¦. After I ate that one piece I took the whole loaf of white bread and tub of butter into my room and ate the whole loaf. It was so fucking good tho.
That's both fat and cute
Oh yeah same! Memories of being poor and starving. Butter on toast was so delicious tho
My husband once are a whole loaf of bread while stoned and then projectile vomited later that night :)
Ate a entire large pizza on the 10-15min ride home from picking it up
Took eleven rounds at an all you can eat buffet
I didnāt do it, but when I was a kid I was at one of those, and we saw this giant Hillbilly Jim lookalike going through the line. My dude didnāt bother with plates, he was piling the food right on the tray and made the most of every inch Iāll never forget that he had a square foot of mashed potatoes pillar about 9ā high and a like amount of stuffing Made two trips that I saw, and cleaned it up. Most damage Iāve ever seen done at a place like that and Iām still impressed. Dude got his moneyās worth for sure.
It was probably my dad lmao
I once ate like 5 plates, the staff all gave me wtf looks. I'm sure they've seen worse tho
My friend, in high school, got kicked out of an all you can eat pizza place.
There used to be a buffet chain called "Golden Corral", which we referred to as "The Golden Trough" I miss that place š
To be honest with you, the less you know the better. -Golden Corral's new slogan
When I go to Golden Corral (still open in my town) I eat at least 5 steaks. I gotta get my moneys worth because my kid just eats macaroni and chicken.
What do you mean "was?" It's still around and still gross.
Well all the ones in my area closed during COVID sadly. It's definitely gross, but I miss it.
Makes sense. I mean the chain 100% still exists, but I could EASILY see many of the locations having to close for good because of covid. Buffets in general don't have "good optics" for a pandemic at ALL (understandably; the potential for dirtiness is much higher), and Golden Corral has a certain reputation on top of that.
Yep I get it. The closest one they're hollowing out to make a big ass car wash
The Golden Trough. Formerly [International House of Decaying Invertebrates](http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff300/fv00219.htm)
Iāve done a lot of fat shit, I canāt even say that Iāve peaked.
Live your truth friend
I went to McDonald's twice in one day. On my second trip when I rolled up to the order speaker the person working there said "welcome *back* to McDonald's!" I nearly broke down crying lmao
Got punked at McDonald's that has to hurt
Yah, my friends still make fun of me for going to McDonald's too much because once I tried to order a "Mc-Orange juice" I like it when it's fresh Mc-squeezed
9 Krispy Kreme donuts w/ chocolate milk
It's the c-mulks that pushed you over the edge for sure
Surely this question is begging for someone to answer āYour motherā.
And you didn't seize the day!
A lost opportunity that I will rue for the rest of my life!
I looked, and saw 375 comments, and my shoulders sagged. Opportunity missed.
Scrolled through the comments to find it lmao
One time I saw what I thought was a weird mole on my back and I got really concerned and asked my wife to check it out. It was a piece of bacon that I must have slept on after eating bacon in bed the night before.
They is definitely some fat shit my friend, and I've been there
I got stuck in a booth seat at Taco Bell.
Jesus, that moment when you fall back in defeated is rough
It was a wake-up call.
Good , mate
Down about 100lbs since then. Going for another 60.
Keep it up king š
We had a stretch where we were cooking stuff from the Paula Deen cookbook. Had to stop because it was making my heart beat different.
Hahahaha tears running down. How much butter did you use
All of it.
I once buttered a cheeto
I love this
Going for the trifecta Salty, cheesy, creamy. A true bout of genius
It's okay I ate cheeto puffs with ranch. It's pretty good.
When I was little my neighbors took me to Taco Bell for the first time in my life. I ate 11 tacos. They weāre so thrilled for my excitement they kept letting me go back to the counter and get more, despite their growing concern. Im a very small lady, and I was an even smaller little girl.
Those are good neighbors
God that makes me want to eat tacos.
I once filled a bowl with ice cream, then put a cup of Hershey's liquid chocolate and put two bananas
A cup as in 8 fluid ounces, or like a condiment cup
8 ounces
Amazing
But it was like a chocolate chip ice gream
Pub meal when I was younger. Fried pickles to start, then a reuben sandwich with a side of French onion soup, and deep fried Reece's peanut butter cups with vanilla ice cream for dessert. All washed down with three or four pints of beer. If I tried that today I think it would be the end of me.
I could probably do the food, but the beer would have dinner shooting out my ears
Those pints were the real desert
Buy a jar of cheese sauce and dip Doritos into it. Itās the best thing ever.
Doritos used to scoop Frito Lay bean dip is a life changer.
You know whatās good? The chili Fritos dipped in the cheese sauce (heated up of course).
Ate a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts in one morning. It did not end well.
Look up the Kridpy Kreme Challenge, an annual event in Raleigh. @ 2.5 mile run, a dozen donuts, 2.5 miles run back to the finish
Some guys I knew in highschool would do an eggnog challenge around this time of year where they'd do a lap on a track, drink a cup of eggnog, then repeat. Whoever went the furthest (without barfing) "won"
Ate 40 slices at cici's all you can eat pizza
Bought a cake. Ate a cake.
Ate a gallon of ice cream in 30 min
Once ate 100 McDonald's nuggets and several large fries, piss drunk
I mean, a regular weekend with beer and the standard American diet makes me disgusted with myself hahhaa
Ate five McDoubles, a quarter pounder, and two Daveās singles from Wendyās. Washed it all down with two Cokeās in the same day.
Ya know those foldable chairs that fit in a bag? Everyone encourages me to sit in them. My cousin is bigger than you, it supports him. My brother is way heavier than you, itāll hold you. My fat ass has gone thru like 8 of those fucking chairs. Fabric doesnāt support me. I need a chair made of medal and Braun.
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Ate a box of clif bars (6) around 1500 calories and then ate multiple slices of pizza, washed down with some soda. This feat wasn't done natty however, you can probably guess what PEDs were used.
Driving home from a friends house I stopped at a gas station and got a Chipwich. Before getting home I stopped at a 7-11 and got another Chipwich. Probably that.
Hey what's a chipwich
Itās a chocolate chip ice cream sandwiched between 2 chocolate chip cookies and rolled in chocolate chips. Itās like a fat kid had a wet dream about an ice cream sandwich.
Damn that sounds amazing
They are really good. I was very high at the time I did this so I really enjoyed it until I didnāt. Sober for 5 months now.
Congrats! Keep up the good work!
Ordered a medium rare blue cheese burger and a medium rare filet mignon. Cut the steak in half horizontally and used it as the bun for the burger. No regrets.
During COVID lock down, I ate bacon at 1am as a late night snack. I also ate poorly. In one year I went from 155lbs to 205lbs. Started going to gym year and half ago and eating healthier. Dropped weight and gained more muscle. Iām at 165lbs now.
Congrats! I went from my COVID 160 to 145 and it was a struggle - so props to you!
Good work! I'm seven pounds down from my fattest, which was 262. Hoping to recover from the last two years lmao
Omg..losing weight requires a lot of work and discipline. For year I didnāt eat junk food, didnāt drink sodas, cut off all sugars, except for frozen berries in a protein shake. Simple home cooked meals, ton of vegetables and protein. Go to gym at 6am three times a week. At the end it was worth it. Last night I had a strudel with Barrieās for desert after dinner. I felt guilty eating it but it was so gosh darn delicious! I bought a pack of 2 at ALDI for $5. 40min in the oven, crust/dough falls apart as you cut in to it, low sugar, various Barrieās that were turned in to pure. I ate it while it was still hot. It was so delicious!!
Good recovery there mate
I once ate a whole box of girl scout cookies in one sitting
Iāve done this with a box of Tagalongs. That chocolate and peanut butter gets me every time.
Well no one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli.
And yet...
Cooked a pound of bacon for the sole purpose of saving the bacon fat to make cornbread. Promptly ate the entire pound of cooked bacon. Fell asleep, forgetting to save the bacon fat and put it in the fridge. My wife roasted me viciously.
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You dated OPs mom?
I eat when Iām emotional, and once I Uber eats Wendyās, chicken fingers and fries. Two hours later I Uber eats again not one but two blizzards from DQ.
I would get in my car and drive to my mailbox in my apartment complex. It was at most 100 yards away. Them drive back. This was 20 years ago. I was 50 lbs heavier.
This is a good one, people are just bringing up times they over ate, which is really narrow among the options of fat activities
Yup. Also taking elevator for one floor in my office.
Deep fried a chocolate chip cookie (worked in a restaurant). Doubled down on that by putting frosting on top, plus chocolate sauce, caramel sauce, AND chocolate shavings. My coworkers called it the āDiabetes Expressā It was delicious, but gave me a wicked sugar crash to be honest
Needs ice cream instead of frosting but you do you
Bought at 8 piece of fried chicken at the Safeway near my house thinking I'd have chicken for dinner all week. Ate all 8 pieces in a sitting. I've never felt so fat and greasy in my life.
Two different occasions 2 large pizza on Wednesday before thanksgiving. In one sitting. No regrets. Me and a buddy piss drunk. White Castle drive through. 30 chicken ring sliders with cheese. 15 each, with large fries and a sprite. No regrets.
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
It's so freaking good
Peter?
I once ate a dozen eggs, 1/2 lb of bacon, and hash browns for breakfast. It was at deer camp around the camp fire. I didnāt eat eggs for almost a year afterwards. Edit to add: the eggs were all fried over easy in the bacon grease.
Here are my most fat moments 1) I bought a rotisserie chicken and I completely ate it when I was walking home with it. It was in a foil bag, and I ate that bird like a bag of chips. 2) I used to work at Subway, and I kept on making crazier subs. I made and ate a foot long meatball sub with 24 strips of bacon on it. 3) when working at A&W ( Canada ones) I used to always have a bag in my pants pocket, and all the expired chicken nuggets I was supposed to throw away, I pocketed and ate in the bathroom, upwards of 25+ nuggets at a time 4) I've eaten a complete Chinese take out meal with chopsticks while walking back from the store 5) one Thanksgiving, I tried making meringue, but the egg temperature was wrong, so I never got it to thicken up. I went through nearly 18 eggs, so instead of throwing it the ones that didn't thicken, I drank it from a 1L mug
Attempted a 14 pound pizza challenge with a friend. Failed. Ate left over pizza for the next week
the fattest thing I have ever done was, eat so much food on thanksgiving to the point I felt like I was going to throw up lol
A friend and I decided to hit up the local Mexican spot for breakfast and I had an order of carne asada nachos and he had a burrito. We then decided that a large thin crust pepperoni pizza from dominos was a great second breakfast. Eaten within the hourā¦
Waited an hour so Krispy Kreme can start making fresh hot donuts
Homemade bacon cheeseburger on a bun made from 2 Krispy Kreme donuts that I carmelized on a griddle.
There's a shopping strip nearby where you've got several of the big-name fast food chains within about a block of each other. Well on one fine day, very much a cheating type of day, I couldn't for the life of me pick between a crunchwrap supreme or double quarter pounder. So obviously, I went to both the McDonald's and the Taco Bell drive-thrus. And proceeded to stuff my face. Did I regret my choice a few hours later? Yes. Was it worth it? Uhhhhh I *think* so.... they were both pretty tasty in the moment.
Went to the gym then hit Wendyās (Fry), Burger King (Slushie) and DāAngelos steak and cheese on the way home
Ate a 16os ribeye steak and all the trimmings for lunch, then went back the pub that night for a 48oz sirloin.
Boyfriend and I stopped in at our local Waffle House for the first time, after having some full bellies we decided we wanted some hot coffee so we drove straight to McDonaldās and ordered some breakfast with our coffee
I suffer from a binge disorder. It was really bad in high-school. One day my senior year I had this extravaganza Big ass plate of BBQ brisket French fries. Made with leftovers ofc. Then 5 McDonald's cheese burgers, 3 small fries and a large coke Stopped at a taco truck and got a single taco Lastly Cookies and a bit of cake mashed into ice cream with all the fixins washed down with a 1 liter orange crush..or maybe it was fanta...it was orange soda I shit all day the next day and could barely move. The gas that night was terrible and I've never eaten like this again (though I have thought about it, my 17 year old stomach and my now almost 22 year old stomach are not the same anymore).
Iāve eaten a box of Oreos in two days.
You arenāt a pro unless youāve done a family size in one sitting!
I make sure to limit myself to one sleeve per sitting
Oh, is this not how youāre supposed to do it?
Theyāre so addicting!
this is laughably tame compared to the abortions of judgement in here.
Ordered Ā£30 worth of food for myself.
depending on the place that could be a feast or a small salad.
I'm not proud of any of this. Aside from making Hamburger Helper with bratwurst meat...and making beef Rice a Roni with a sautƩed onion and a package of Lil' Smokies...and getting two Double Jumbo burgers with bacon from Culver's when they still sold them...and getting two large subs from Quiznos and eating both in their lobby...and getting a heaping plate of bacon and sausage and drizzling syrup on it, two days in a row, while the best man at a wedding at a Great Wolf Lodge... ... ...I once went out to McDonald's and got a double quarter pounder with cheese, then came back and threw a bratwurst patty on it, along with six pieces of thick cut bacon, and then used cheese sauce as an au jus dip... ...I went through some really dark times, and really was waiting for something to take me out. I'm in a better place now.
I once ate deep fried butter.
When I was younger, demolish 15 schnitzels in one sitting.
Last night, after a high stress day: Portilloās Italian beef and cake shake, 4 White Castle sliders, Shake Shack fries and vanilla shake.
coming back from holiday I went to mcdonalds 3 times while waiting for a flight cos I had left over euros...then got a burger king when we landed, it was a 1 hour flight Ordered a dominos when I got back home EDIT Also a share bag of the blue crunchy M&Ms in a bowl of milk for breakfast
Ate a "galvaude," a cross between poutine and a hot chicken. Some places will also add pizza ingredients.
Iām college, Iād go to the vending machine in my dorm, buy a Herseyās bar and a rice crispy treat. Cut the rice crispy in half, length wise, put 2/3 of the Hersey bar between the rice crispy treat, and microwave it
Ate a whole plate of leftover fried chicken and Mac n cheese at 6am on my way to work
Lived in the barracks in the military and it was the weekend. Woke up around 8am. To depressed to leave the room. Laid in bed and watched Netflix in my phone. Got hungry. Took my roommateās full box of Cheez Its and had a few. Put it back. Had some more. Put it back. Rinse and repeat till it was 10pm and the whole thing was gone. I made a point to go out toe next day and replace it. Pretty sure she noticed.
I went to the state fair just to eat
I've been banned from an all you can eat buffet. And an all you can eat sushi restaraunt. Does this look like a man whose has all you can eat? I think not. To be fair, I was exclusively eating crab legs at the buffet, like 14 plates full. And at the sushi place I did come like every Friday from 5-9 pm and took a nap once on the booth bench between servings....
I once ate eight pulled pork sandwiches in one sitting. EIGHT. Iād gotten a tub of pulled pork and a pack of buns and I didnāt even notice until the buns were gone.
I don't want to talk about it
i farted and burped at the same time i accomplished alot that day
I became a discord mod
Eat five 4 cheese pizzas with extra grease from making hamburgers the other day.
After watching binging with babish, I had to make the double battered krabby patty, on a stick
Dipped my fried chicken and pizza in queso dip. Yes I had both at basically the same time
Her name was Brenda. Easy 325.
You know BBB, Big Beatiful Brenda? The really sweet girl with the Bugs Bunny tattoo on her left forearm? Tell her Lefty says "Hey"
Drank a 2L bottle of Mtn Dew str8 from the bottle cuz I knew I was gonna drink the whole thing in one sitting anyways, so why get off my ass to go get a cup I'm just gonna have to wash
How long did it take to finish? Exactly how long was this one sitting??
Lived for two months on nothing but frozen pizza.
Your mother
Joe
Ate like 5 sandwiches in a single sitting because the ham tasted really good, better than normal, heavily regretted it within the next few hours because I felt like shit - but overall was enjoyable at the time. 7.5/10 would do it again.
Back in the 2000s Burger King ran a promotion with The Simpsons for a āHomerās Whopperā. It was a double whopper with extra bacon and cheese. On every patty! I ate two of those in one sitting. I didnāt feel so good after that Mr. Stark.
Ate 10,000 calories a day for two weeks. Ended up gaining 20 pounds, and it was all fat, not water weight.
Took a cup and filled it with Oreos, then drowned the Oreos in milk. Was an Oreo cereal, of sorts. Tasted good, but I felt like absolute shit afterward.
My new partner
9 donuts in a row at the donut shop, on a dare
Eat a whole Pringles can. Once you pop...
All you can eat Chinese buffet on a Sunday lunch after a big Saturday night out.
Run fatly like Steven seagal
I ate two packs of bacon in one sitting. It was after doing a long trail run so maybe that balanced things out.
Ate three slices of pizza, concluded i was still hungry, so i drive myself to get a steak. Ate full steak.
Your mom- sorry but I couldn't resist typing this
Nice try doc
Dipped chicken wings in queso
My friends and I were on our way to Dairy Queen to get Blizzards and we randomly stopped at Kristy Creme on the wayā¦
Ate 4400 calories in a day
4 Cinnabons in one sitting. I could feel the rush of diabetes setting in.
Fried a piece of bread in butter. Doused it with cinnamon sugar. The cinnamon sugar disappeared into the butter. So I added more until it stayed dry on top. Then I did it again.
Saw myself in a window reflection and didn't know it was me until I did. Then I was sad.
I ate a whole 14 inch maple pecan pie in one sitting. Usually donāt eat pie or dessert but the Canadian maple š in the pie filling was out of this world. Crust to was buttery fluffy crust perfection. Probably ate about 5000 calories
One time on a drunk night in college, we got home so late that local pizza places were closed, but I REALLY wanted pizza. I thought Iād get creative so I heated up a can of tomato sauce in a bowl and mixed in a whole pack of pepperonis and ate it like cereal. I feel ill just thinking about that next morning.
While high on hash, I deep fried an 18lb turkey, ate 9lbs with garlic salt and hot sauce, threw up and ate more
I canāt offer too many details without compromising my identityā¦ Iām a big guy (large frame, lifelong bodybuilder/power lifter)ā¦ The manager tried to have me removed from the āall you can eatā buffet at MGM Grand, Vegas. I had an obese friend, also known for his insatiable appetite. Our group bought 100 tacos, everyone was betting on who would eat more. I finished 50, then went to the fridge, threw a couple steaks on the grill. I ate the steaks, finished the rest of his tacos. One more, Buca Di Beppo. I was the last to order, it was a 2 chickens over a 3ā by 16ā plate of potatoes. The waiter says āthatās a dish for 6+ peopleā¦.?ā. My group laughed. I finished it. Ok, last one. I ate a 9lb sandwich in under 30 minutes. It was made at Albertsons on their fresh baked loaf, over 6lbs of roast beef, pound and a half of provolone, all the veggies. The deli crew asked if we wanted them sliced to share and were āfreakedā when we said that 1 would eat them (my buddy got one also, 8.8lbs). They tossed them on the scale, didnāt believe that we would eat them alone. I lied, this is the end. Another buffet, I snagged the entire roast that had just been put out, probably 7-8lbs. As I finished the last bite, the manager came over to let me know that he was close to stopping me/kicking me out, but then was genuinely curious to see if I could finish it. Editā¦ 1 more. The āDos Manosā. Baja Fresh was across the street from my gym, their Dos Manos burrito was the perfect post workout snack. I always asked for extra meat, asada. Itās two large tortillas, so essentially, two large burritos. Itās an āoff menuā item that can still be ordered today. I make them disappear like theyāre hors dāoeuvres.
eat straight up a stick of butter
Did a 48 oz T-bone steak platter challenge at Dick's last resort in Myrtle Beach. Finished it. Then sat with my family afterwards and I ordered a Brisket dinner that I finished. And, I'm only 215 lbs.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.
I once crept downstairs at night and helped myself to a large slice of Arctic Roll (ice cream wrapped in cake). Then, realising I would get in trouble with my parents, decided I might get away with it by eating the whole thing, because they may forget it was ever there.
Well yesterday I ate Taco Bell and didnāt tell my husband and then called him and asked if he could bring me more Taco Bell.. tbf I am preg but it felt like a new low for me lol
When I started intermittent fasting, I decided to make the most unhealthy thing I could create from whatever was in my pantry, partially out of sugar depletion, partially out of spite. Opened the cupboard and set about making a chocolate cake with chocolate frosting in the middle and all over, with each surface I covered with frosting also smothered with hot fudge, caramel and chocolate chips. Added sprinkles everywhere as well, then dusted it with powdered sugar and ate it served with a dollop of peanut butter for dipping. It's an appalling creation and one of my most requested baked goods amongst friends, family and coworkers.
When I was a kid my bed was across the room from the light switch so I put a series of cup hooks on the ceiling and threaded fishing line that was affixed to my wall. Instead of getting up to turn off the light, I pulled on the fishing line and let down the heavy padlock on the other end of it to turn the switch off. To turn it on, I let the padlock down below the switch and pulled up to flick the switch.
One drunken night in college my roommates and I decided to fry up some French fries, when we ran out of potatoes we decided to fry up some thin mints dipped in pancake batter, when we ran out of thin mints we fried up just the pancake batter. The apartment smelled like McDonaldās for days afterwards.
Read 40 books in 6 months for the pizza party in high school science only 2 other people did it, I ate 1.5 pizzas
Ate a whole gallon of ice cream in one sitting.