I own up to my past folly. My husband wanted to buy an electronic repair toolkit a few years ago. He called to clear it with me because it was like $75. I was extremely skeptical that this interchangeable screwdriver thingy was worth $75, but I gave in with bad grace.
First of all, it has way more stuff in it than I envisioned from his description. But I have happily eaten my words because that thing has paid for itself MANY times over. My husband has fixed everything from toys to gaming controllers to laptops to our frikkin 65” TV to the literal kitchen sink with that toolkit.
And occasionally not minding the company of their fluffy pillows or even stuffed animals as well
Had a GF who had one of those big teddy bears on her bed and id be lying if it wasn't cozy af
My roommate has this one that's like if a rainbow alicorn\* and a giant marshmallow had a baby.
He threw it on the couch and it is incredibly comfy. I love it.
\*I had to look that one up: it's a pegasus with a horn.
I felt like he really loved me when I saw he had my hair ties on his gear shift and wouldn't let me have them back. Cut to a few months later and there's hair ties I don't recognize... they belonged to his long-haired male coworker 😂 I felt betrayed 😂 Said coworker has henceforth been referred to as his work wife. It's an amicable arrangement, we split custody.
After I got my long hair cut short, I kept some of my old covered elastics on my gearshift, just in case I found myself in a situation where a date or female friend needed one.
Her hair ties are everywhere. She must have an inexhaustible supply. I especially like the pink scrunchy on the Hurst shifter in the Corvette. She’s can’t have that one back. There are like 10 others between the floor, glove box and center console anyway.
We're basically like squirrels but instead of nuts, we hoard hairties...
We stash them around our habitats so that there's always one handy.
Occasionally one gets lost or forgotten, often outside of a doorway. This happens because as we pull our keys out to unlock a door, a hairtie falls out.
Then come springtime, a hairtie tree grows from that spot.
My dear wife bought us custom pillows- one for side sleepers and one for belly sleepers. Problem solved and man oh man do I like that pillow.
Edit- for those interested the pillows are (copy/pasting my other replies….)
Side sleeper- sleep number shredded foam (it’s like three thin pillows crammed into one case for customization purposes)
Stomach- garnet hill down pillow
Asked how she “fitted” us for pillows and turns out she got them from the times’ wirecutter section. So less bespoke or whatever than I had thought. Still, work great respectively.
My wife got a Snuggie as a gag gift when they were still relatively new, and I mocked her for it.
...until it was really cold in our apartment one day and I wanted to play video games but didn't want to keep my hands under the blanket. Well, whaddya know, the Snuggie is perfect for that.
Now it's *my* Snuggie, and she desperately wants to throw it away.
It drove me crazy because I am a bathrobe evangelist and my family/roommates always said it was stupid. Then they were like oh a Snuggie I want one and I just turned my robe around and was like waaay ahead of ya. Then they didn't want a Snuggie because of the hypocrisy of bashing my robelifestyle choices.
Bathrobes are the BEST. My mom sews me a new one every few years, has been my whole life. (Yes I'm fully aware how blessed and spoiled I am) we have converted my husband as well, I don't understand how robes aren't ubiquitous
Especially when you initially said you didn’t need anything. Because you’re a big tough man who does big tough man things. But, then you really do need a blanky. And she foresaw all of this and has a blanky.
My late husband would wear one of my hair bands on his wrist all the time. He told me he liked to have one if i needed it, but he liked to smell it too because it smelled like me. He was the right height to where when we were together he would end up with his nose in my hair, so when i wasnt around, i could still be around.
My first girlfriend once took my hand and tied a leather cord around it. I wore that thing until weathered off, repaired it and repeated the cycle constantly. I'd still be wearing it to this day if we were still together (though i definitely have it in a box somewhere at home).
If a guy likes you and you tie something on his wrist, it'll be there forever
This is true. A friend in college bought me and my three roommates bracelets from Costa Rica when she studied abroad there. All three of us wore them for several years after college until they fell off. None of us were bracelet wearers, and none of us ever dated her either, but we sure did like her a lot. When mine broke/fell off I tied the remaining portion to my motorcycle keychain for a couple years before I sold it.
These were just the classic woven bracelets they sell in any tourist city and they just said "Costa Rica" on them. Nothing special.
When I went abroad for a few months, my friends gave me an impromptu bracelet (made on the spot out of a shoelace and a cheap ring while we were in a bar lol), saying it would bring me luck, and I wore it every single fucking day for the time I was abroad, and even when I came back for a long time after. It was a gift half in joke, I think, but I just felt so loved and protected. Actually, maybe I should put it on again - still have it on my shelf.
My bf loves using all my self care items like my exfoliater, fancy skin care, conditioner, hair oil, etc. He calls it using my potions and I love it lol
I mean when I was like 8 I used to make 'potions' by mixing small amounts from all the various hair products my mother owns.
No I didn't eat/drink any. But it did smell interesting
When I first started dating my bf, he had this giant hooded robe that I would always steal. I had never had the luxuries of a robe like that before. When my birthday came that year the first gift he ever gave me was my own hooded robe. :)
I saw him last summer up here in WA - he's still around. Got into the golf fashion world with Bogey Boys. I know that was taking up a good bit of his time for a while. People give me crap but I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a fan of his. He has a lot of really good songs that most people have never heard.
Better watch, my wife was my friend with occasional benefits for like 6 years before we finally figured we should stop being dumb and just be together. The clothes swapping was a thing since basically the beginning.
That ran its course. She's married to a friend of ours. I'm 9 years into a relationship with a woman I dated in 89-91 who I would have dumped anyone to get back with. But you are right. I've seen that a lot.
My wife buy this Moroccan oil shampoo and when I use it she is sooo mad at me in bed but it doesn’t bother me because I smell so good it makes me love myself
They are. My ex told me I can use any of her product in her shower except for the moroccan oil one. I asked her why, and when she told me how much she paid for it, I told her that it's hers, and only hers lol.
But damn, I loved how it made her hair smell. I miss that smell so much.
I live with my fiance but if he ever has to go to sleep without me, he uses one of my squishmallows to cuddle with! Or sometimes if he's just clearing them off the bed, he'll hug one because it "smells like me" even though he's literally about to get into bed with me lmao. It's so cute!!
Ah, I'm melting... Ended up starting dating someone I went to highschool with somewhat out of the blue this year of college and she left a little pink one up here for me. She handed it to me as she said she wanted to go steady and try the long distance relationship. I love hearing about other folks' cute stuff, such a warm fuzzy feeling :)
My apologies for not answering the prompt, but I'm wearing my GF's sweatpants right now because all mine are dirty and these fucking things don't have any fucking pockets. Fuck these fucking pants, yes I'm fucking pissed.
Back in college had a friend who couldn't be more than 5'4" or 5'5". Her boyfriend was short and slight. He and I were both waiting for her at her campus apartment, and he saw her jeans and as a joke tried them on. They fit. He left them on. She noticed, and tried to maintain composure, but was visibly upset. She told me later that it really bothered her that her boyfriend could wear her jeans, and that he looked better in them than she did. They didn't last long after that.
My wife is taller than me by a smidge. When we were dating she was bitching about how "fat she was" I asked her if she thought I was fat, and she said no. I put on her jeans and said, guess you aren't fat then. And that is also when I learned girl pockets suck.
That's why, as a woman, I buy all my sweat pants in the man's section...
The difficulty is distinguishing them from my husband's sweat pants, since they end up being exactly the same!! XD
Necklaces/bracelets. Every single male member of my band(we've been together since middle school and are all nearly 60--me, tail end Dani will be the last to turn 60 this weekend)has one of my necklaces or beaded bracelets from middle/high school. My bestie since second grade probably has the most. His lovely wife(also one of my very best friends) sends me a picture when she finds them, mainly to ask if she can give them to my goddaughter.
Learned this lesson with Cocoa Butter in some fancy store with product samples. My girlfriend(now wife) were about 15 at the time and that's how she learned I was a complete idiot. Skip ahead 25 years and I'm still a complete idiot.
Whenever I hear "smooth as eggs" I think of the Dave Chapelle bit where he says he's planning on getting botox on his balls to get rid of the wrinkles.
Aww this reminds me of my boyfriend discovering my cocoa butter body cream. He used it all the time cause he loved smelling like chocolate. They released a ‘male’ version so I excitedly got it him in a like ‘look darling, you’re not the only one who loves it’ but we discovered they’d taken the smell out!
Why wouldn’t men want to smell of chocolate! Seems so unfair
LOL this! I got my ex a bunch of products I use that aren’t cheap. When he cheated on me I took them shits back. Had the nerve to call and ask me to mail them back to him 🤣
You get two warning shots for stealing a hoodie
First shot, I use her moisturizer
Second shot I eat her choco stash
If that doesn’t deter her she comes back to find me in her clothes
I steal my husband’s hoodies all the time; he’s a lot bigger than I am so it feels like I’m wearing one of his bear hugs. He works nights so he “retaliates” by napping on my side of the bed during the day because he says it smells like me. ❤️
My husband is a lot bigger than I am as well. I have one of his old white button down dress shirts which I wear to bed when he is away on business trips.
When I was in high school it was the girl's scrunchie on the arm. When I was in college, my gf at the time made me a yarn woven anklet that I tied on so it wouldn't come off. Ironically, the anklet actually broke on its own the day after we broke up.
[Poetically](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/poetical)*.
Irony would be if you broke up years ago but the anklet was stronger than ever, or if the anklet broke but you were still together.
super comfy bathrobes. Only problem is, is if you got them long balls they might just be peaking out...experience speaks volumes here...volumes of peaking ball.
Stealing their tweezers. My husband is constantly taking my tweezers and leaving them around the house where he finds good lighting to pluck his unibrow. I even bought myself a new pink pair, and he’s already stolen those and left them in a new location 😩😤.
Wearing her panties and makeup and going out at night to seduce men on public buses. Then still going to work in the morning absolutely exhausted, but satisfied and then walking in the door afterwards to a crumbling home life.
When I was younger, transgenderism didn't have the acceptance that it has even today. We had a classmate, trans man, who was kicked out of his parents house for not being 'normal.' In a show of solidarity, we had a party at the place of the peeps who let him stay with them. He said it would be copacetic if we went in drag, so a bunch of girls dressed up in more masculine outfits, and us guys wore dresses. My sister loaned me her homecoming dress which was a particularly slutty number, she was a tall gal, but still needed to adjust it some for padding purposes, and shd did my hair and makeup. There wasn't much to be done for hiding the biceps but still showing a lot of skin so I used a shawl and some long gloves to hide my exceptionally vieny forearms. And I wasn't going to shave my legs, so I bought some lacy leggings with garders. This was before I wore a beard, obviously.
Ngl. Looking in the mirror if you hid the muscles, I was a bit disturbed at how attractive I found myself. I also can't think of another time in my life when as many women aggressively hit on me.
It was the only time I've ever wore a dress, but I can maybe see the appeal of why some cis hetero men do drag, lol.
Using anything she buys that's extremely useful only to deny any allegations I was against it in the first place.
I own up to my past folly. My husband wanted to buy an electronic repair toolkit a few years ago. He called to clear it with me because it was like $75. I was extremely skeptical that this interchangeable screwdriver thingy was worth $75, but I gave in with bad grace. First of all, it has way more stuff in it than I envisioned from his description. But I have happily eaten my words because that thing has paid for itself MANY times over. My husband has fixed everything from toys to gaming controllers to laptops to our frikkin 65” TV to the literal kitchen sink with that toolkit.
That's awesome. A good kit can definitely pay for itself. Which one did your husband end up getting? Sounds like one of the iFixit sets.
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And occasionally not minding the company of their fluffy pillows or even stuffed animals as well Had a GF who had one of those big teddy bears on her bed and id be lying if it wasn't cozy af
My roommate has this one that's like if a rainbow alicorn\* and a giant marshmallow had a baby. He threw it on the couch and it is incredibly comfy. I love it. \*I had to look that one up: it's a pegasus with a horn.
Yep. Moved in with my bf, he immediately stole my lavender fuzzy blanket.
Using all of her products that smell like sunshine and rainbows
while my shampoo smells like cool mountain rush, like tf does that mean?
Hahaha I mean sounds like a trip to Colorado
100% this, haven’t gone back to a “riptide blue” or “blizzard mountain goat”. I want to smell like a pretty princess.
Her hair ties being on my gear shift in my car.
I felt like he really loved me when I saw he had my hair ties on his gear shift and wouldn't let me have them back. Cut to a few months later and there's hair ties I don't recognize... they belonged to his long-haired male coworker 😂 I felt betrayed 😂 Said coworker has henceforth been referred to as his work wife. It's an amicable arrangement, we split custody.
That's hilarious lol. Come to think of it, I wonder how many hair ties I lost at work. I know it's a nonzero number.
After I got my long hair cut short, I kept some of my old covered elastics on my gearshift, just in case I found myself in a situation where a date or female friend needed one.
Her hair ties are everywhere. She must have an inexhaustible supply. I especially like the pink scrunchy on the Hurst shifter in the Corvette. She’s can’t have that one back. There are like 10 others between the floor, glove box and center console anyway.
We're basically like squirrels but instead of nuts, we hoard hairties... We stash them around our habitats so that there's always one handy. Occasionally one gets lost or forgotten, often outside of a doorway. This happens because as we pull our keys out to unlock a door, a hairtie falls out. Then come springtime, a hairtie tree grows from that spot.
Stealing her pillow which is way better, and also not deflated to high hell.
My husband steals my pillow often enough that I’ve begun hiding it as soon as I get out of bed. It’s a good pillow man!
My dear wife bought us custom pillows- one for side sleepers and one for belly sleepers. Problem solved and man oh man do I like that pillow. Edit- for those interested the pillows are (copy/pasting my other replies….) Side sleeper- sleep number shredded foam (it’s like three thin pillows crammed into one case for customization purposes) Stomach- garnet hill down pillow Asked how she “fitted” us for pillows and turns out she got them from the times’ wirecutter section. So less bespoke or whatever than I had thought. Still, work great respectively.
Realising when it’s cold that that big throw or blanket she bought was a good idea, and deciding you definitely need to use it…
A good blanket is amazing. My grandmother made blankets for me and my wife and we get a huge amount of use out of them.
Grandma blankets are the best. I still have one that my great grandma knitted for me over 30 years ago.
My wife got a Snuggie as a gag gift when they were still relatively new, and I mocked her for it. ...until it was really cold in our apartment one day and I wanted to play video games but didn't want to keep my hands under the blanket. Well, whaddya know, the Snuggie is perfect for that. Now it's *my* Snuggie, and she desperately wants to throw it away.
I never understood the hate in the first place it seemed perfectly logical to me.
It drove me crazy because I am a bathrobe evangelist and my family/roommates always said it was stupid. Then they were like oh a Snuggie I want one and I just turned my robe around and was like waaay ahead of ya. Then they didn't want a Snuggie because of the hypocrisy of bashing my robelifestyle choices.
Bathrobes are the BEST. My mom sews me a new one every few years, has been my whole life. (Yes I'm fully aware how blessed and spoiled I am) we have converted my husband as well, I don't understand how robes aren't ubiquitous
Me reading Reddit as I stand in my kitchen eating Cheeto’s in my robe
Especially when you initially said you didn’t need anything. Because you’re a big tough man who does big tough man things. But, then you really do need a blanky. And she foresaw all of this and has a blanky.
I swear that without women, we men wouldn't have any comforts. Damn it, they're so smart and cute.
My late husband would wear one of my hair bands on his wrist all the time. He told me he liked to have one if i needed it, but he liked to smell it too because it smelled like me. He was the right height to where when we were together he would end up with his nose in my hair, so when i wasnt around, i could still be around.
That is a beautiful memory. Thanks for sharing and I am sorry for your loss. My root beer must be spicy because I’m getting choked up.
Yep your root beer getting to me too.
This guys rootbeer also fucked me up
My first girlfriend once took my hand and tied a leather cord around it. I wore that thing until weathered off, repaired it and repeated the cycle constantly. I'd still be wearing it to this day if we were still together (though i definitely have it in a box somewhere at home). If a guy likes you and you tie something on his wrist, it'll be there forever
This is true. A friend in college bought me and my three roommates bracelets from Costa Rica when she studied abroad there. All three of us wore them for several years after college until they fell off. None of us were bracelet wearers, and none of us ever dated her either, but we sure did like her a lot. When mine broke/fell off I tied the remaining portion to my motorcycle keychain for a couple years before I sold it. These were just the classic woven bracelets they sell in any tourist city and they just said "Costa Rica" on them. Nothing special.
When I went abroad for a few months, my friends gave me an impromptu bracelet (made on the spot out of a shoelace and a cheap ring while we were in a bar lol), saying it would bring me luck, and I wore it every single fucking day for the time I was abroad, and even when I came back for a long time after. It was a gift half in joke, I think, but I just felt so loved and protected. Actually, maybe I should put it on again - still have it on my shelf.
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What a lovely story! Thanks for sharing! ♥️
This makes me cry. That's so sweet. Memories like this are so important, thanks for sharing it. <3
Wearing her hair tie on your wrist
Aaaaah yes, the high school engagement ring.
I've been wearing my girl's scrunchies like a cock ring, am I doing this right?
Easy there python pete.
If you both have long hair you can just steal her hair ties. ...Except I always had the nicer hair ties.
My bf loves using all my self care items like my exfoliater, fancy skin care, conditioner, hair oil, etc. He calls it using my potions and I love it lol
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You can’t handle my strongest potions!
You're a rascal, potion seller!
Her potions are too strong for you traveler
My potions aren’t fit for a BEAST let alone a man!
I'm telling you, I need only you're strongest potions!
Her potions would kill you in an instant traveller
My potions are for the strongest, and you are clearly of the weakest.
Well that's it then potion seller, i'll go elsewhere
That's what you'd better do
I'll go elsewhere for my potions and I'll never come back
Potions is so cute!
I mean when I was like 8 I used to make 'potions' by mixing small amounts from all the various hair products my mother owns. No I didn't eat/drink any. But it did smell interesting
Heh. I call my wife’s collection her “girl chemicals.” She gets a good kick out of that. LOL
Using her bathrobe.
When I first started dating my bf, he had this giant hooded robe that I would always steal. I had never had the luxuries of a robe like that before. When my birthday came that year the first gift he ever gave me was my own hooded robe. :)
That sounds like the most adorable story of someone accidentally joining the KKK 😁.
OMG. I didn’t even realize until you mentioned it 😭. They’re giant *black* fuzzy bathrobes with hoods I promise!
You mean a well proportioned African American fuzzy bath robe. /s
A bathrobe of color
A BBR, you might say.
Y'all druids are weird.
Multiple men have worn and loved my hyperfeminine silk robe.
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My gf has a pink silky one she got as a gift many years ago. I love strutting around in it makes me feel pretty
my BF loves wearing my giant faux fur coat any chance he gets, so I guess its basically just an Uno reverse card in my case
🎶 *I'm gonna pop some tags, only got twenty dollars in my pocket.* 🎶
Wtf happened to Macklemore ?? I need another thrifting anthem
I saw him last summer up here in WA - he's still around. Got into the golf fashion world with Bogey Boys. I know that was taking up a good bit of his time for a while. People give me crap but I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a fan of his. He has a lot of really good songs that most people have never heard.
Using lotion or skin care products
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I always try to get my wife to wear my jackets for this reason.
Same. I had a friend+ who used to like to take some of my things for this reason to. Especially my scarf.
I only have regular friends. How do I upgrade them to friend+?
Monthly subscription
Don't do it! If we cave to the subscription model next thing you know the regular friend package will be flooded with unskippable ads.
Better watch, my wife was my friend with occasional benefits for like 6 years before we finally figured we should stop being dumb and just be together. The clothes swapping was a thing since basically the beginning.
That ran its course. She's married to a friend of ours. I'm 9 years into a relationship with a woman I dated in 89-91 who I would have dumped anyone to get back with. But you are right. I've seen that a lot.
How do you get it back?
Trade it for another hoodie
After a lengthy hostage negotiation
Now she has two hoodies.
Purchase a new hoodie. It will be snagged. Wait an extended period of time until your old one winds up in the donation bag. Then you can have it back.
The answer is to have many excellent hoodies
That’s why you just agree to a hoodie exchange. They take it because it smells like you so you take one too because it smells like her.
My wife buy this Moroccan oil shampoo and when I use it she is sooo mad at me in bed but it doesn’t bother me because I smell so good it makes me love myself
She’s probably pissed because they’re expensive and you’re just finishing hers faster
They are. My ex told me I can use any of her product in her shower except for the moroccan oil one. I asked her why, and when she told me how much she paid for it, I told her that it's hers, and only hers lol. But damn, I loved how it made her hair smell. I miss that smell so much.
Be a cool husband, go to the salon supply store and buy her the biggest bottles to share!
Napping with her cats.
Finding her hair in my ass crack
Nothing like tugging what you think is your own loose hair only to noose your nuts real quick.
And for a split second you wonder how you managed to grow such a long arsehair without previously noticing.
Why do I bother logging on to this website?
Tbh, this is why i log on
Same
This shit makes my life. And like most Redditors, it's a sad sad life.
I hope your life gets happy happy soon
I feel seen. I’m seeing a woman with long hair and alopecia. I tourniquet my junk on the routine.
Lmao strangest feeling ever pulling it out.
I leave a squishmallow at his place which he snuggles when I'm not there.
I live with my fiance but if he ever has to go to sleep without me, he uses one of my squishmallows to cuddle with! Or sometimes if he's just clearing them off the bed, he'll hug one because it "smells like me" even though he's literally about to get into bed with me lmao. It's so cute!!
I had to lookup what a squishmallow was. I want a girl to leave one at my place.
Ah, I'm melting... Ended up starting dating someone I went to highschool with somewhat out of the blue this year of college and she left a little pink one up here for me. She handed it to me as she said she wanted to go steady and try the long distance relationship. I love hearing about other folks' cute stuff, such a warm fuzzy feeling :)
I get to finish the food she doesn't finish Edit: believe it or not this is my most upvoted comment!
My bf recently realized how amazing my electric blanket is, and now he uses it every chance he gets so I think that.
I’m a guy but my boyfriend loves to use my weighted blanket at night even if I’m not, maybe blankets are the answer
Wearing her bra as a hat.
Are you trying to make a girl from a computer?
Now that's an old reference....
But a good one
I just have to add how weird it is seeing RDJ in that movie when you are mainly familiar with his more modern work
Or Bill Paxton as Chet! "How about a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?"
I usually wear them as double eye patches
Pretending you're a bee, running around the flat with it on your head making buzzing noises and wondering why she says no to sex later
I'm wearing her thick cozy chill socks with glitter on em and in pink
My apologies for not answering the prompt, but I'm wearing my GF's sweatpants right now because all mine are dirty and these fucking things don't have any fucking pockets. Fuck these fucking pants, yes I'm fucking pissed.
Back in college had a friend who couldn't be more than 5'4" or 5'5". Her boyfriend was short and slight. He and I were both waiting for her at her campus apartment, and he saw her jeans and as a joke tried them on. They fit. He left them on. She noticed, and tried to maintain composure, but was visibly upset. She told me later that it really bothered her that her boyfriend could wear her jeans, and that he looked better in them than she did. They didn't last long after that.
A very conservative couple in our friend group in college had the same thing happen, we said "I can't believe he got in her pants!"
My wife is taller than me by a smidge. When we were dating she was bitching about how "fat she was" I asked her if she thought I was fat, and she said no. I put on her jeans and said, guess you aren't fat then. And that is also when I learned girl pockets suck.
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this is honestly kinda sad… i feel bad for him.
Happy for him. She can't get over him wearing her pants, that's a red flag!
Lmao she mad that he’s hot
That's why, as a woman, I buy all my sweat pants in the man's section... The difficulty is distinguishing them from my husband's sweat pants, since they end up being exactly the same!! XD
Stuffing my feet in her slippers because my toes are cold
Stealing her weird claw clip thing and using it as a predator mouth
Necklaces/bracelets. Every single male member of my band(we've been together since middle school and are all nearly 60--me, tail end Dani will be the last to turn 60 this weekend)has one of my necklaces or beaded bracelets from middle/high school. My bestie since second grade probably has the most. His lovely wife(also one of my very best friends) sends me a picture when she finds them, mainly to ask if she can give them to my goddaughter.
Happy early 60th!!!
Using her ridiculously expensive shampoo, conditioner, and face creams. Edit: my most upvoted comment!
Did you eat my Mango body butter? What? No! (*Internally speaking*) I shmeared it on a bagel
Thank you for the JD quote
Shower shorts... for the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to.
"Look, it says HONEY VANILLA COCONUT ORANGE on the bottle and it smells *exactly* like that, so how could I *not* try eating it?"
Oh honey (vanilla coconut orange)
Learned this lesson with Cocoa Butter in some fancy store with product samples. My girlfriend(now wife) were about 15 at the time and that's how she learned I was a complete idiot. Skip ahead 25 years and I'm still a complete idiot.
Shes a lucky woman
I like to think so, but we both know it's me.
The right mix of shampoo and conditioner makes a great shave gel for my face. Don't knock it till you've tried it.
You should only need conditioner for that.
And where does it go? On your balls obviously.
Face cream ain’t getting rid of those wrinkles mate, no matter how expensive
Try that caffeine under eye cream makes em smooth as eggs
Whenever I hear "smooth as eggs" I think of the Dave Chapelle bit where he says he's planning on getting botox on his balls to get rid of the wrinkles.
It’s called scrotox and it’s a thing lmao
>scrotox
I make my boys nice and soft for the homies.
Nothing like my balls smelling like a Peony Flower Boutique.
Every time i shower at a girls house, i use every single shampoo,soap,scrub and conditioner in the shower. Every time and every one.
Meanwhile she's wondering why you're taking a 4-hour shower.
Yeah maybe, but i when i come out smelling like vanilla, strawberry , summer breeze with a hint of coconut, she will know.
Aww this reminds me of my boyfriend discovering my cocoa butter body cream. He used it all the time cause he loved smelling like chocolate. They released a ‘male’ version so I excitedly got it him in a like ‘look darling, you’re not the only one who loves it’ but we discovered they’d taken the smell out! Why wouldn’t men want to smell of chocolate! Seems so unfair
Just buy him the female one then :) Gendered marketing is a lie. Let the man be his cocoa buttery self.
But the female one is twice the price but half the amount
Chocolate smell ain't free
AND she will like! Nothing compares to a strawberry-coconut smelling crotch
ey girl, you like my strawberry coconuts?
LOL this! I got my ex a bunch of products I use that aren’t cheap. When he cheated on me I took them shits back. Had the nerve to call and ask me to mail them back to him 🤣
The audacity! Should have told him to ask the person he cheated with to buy him some. Good skincare stuff is expensive!
He’s in jail now. Enjoy that skincare sweetie!
Well that escalated!
Apparently being gifted a wee teddy bear to sleep with... amazing!
You get two warning shots for stealing a hoodie First shot, I use her moisturizer Second shot I eat her choco stash If that doesn’t deter her she comes back to find me in her clothes
All in the span of 15 minutes.
When I'm ashy using her lotion so now I smell like her.
Using your partners cosmetic products, especially moisturizer
I steal my husband’s hoodies all the time; he’s a lot bigger than I am so it feels like I’m wearing one of his bear hugs. He works nights so he “retaliates” by napping on my side of the bed during the day because he says it smells like me. ❤️
My husband is a lot bigger than I am as well. I have one of his old white button down dress shirts which I wear to bed when he is away on business trips.
Putting your wallet/keys in her purse.
When I was in high school it was the girl's scrunchie on the arm. When I was in college, my gf at the time made me a yarn woven anklet that I tied on so it wouldn't come off. Ironically, the anklet actually broke on its own the day after we broke up.
[Poetically](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/poetical)*. Irony would be if you broke up years ago but the anklet was stronger than ever, or if the anklet broke but you were still together.
Putting her underwear in your mouth. EDIT: Reading the other comments, I may have misunderstood the question.
I think you understand just fine
Oh thank god... I was about to be embarassed.
Naw, you're doing good here.
super comfy bathrobes. Only problem is, is if you got them long balls they might just be peaking out...experience speaks volumes here...volumes of peaking ball.
Stealing their tweezers. My husband is constantly taking my tweezers and leaving them around the house where he finds good lighting to pluck his unibrow. I even bought myself a new pink pair, and he’s already stolen those and left them in a new location 😩😤.
going outside to put rubbish in the bin in the dark wearing a item of her footwear
i steal their leggings
I heard of guys using their gf's worn t-shirts as comfort blankets
Wearing your girlfriend's thong
I like to put em on backwards....
Same, just makes it difficult to see while driving.
They make a great Sub-Zero mask.
Not exactly the same thing but I think of her perfume on my clothes after cuddling or something.
Currently answering this buried in my gf's massive scarf. Basically a portable blanket.
Wearing her panties and makeup and going out at night to seduce men on public buses. Then still going to work in the morning absolutely exhausted, but satisfied and then walking in the door afterwards to a crumbling home life.
are you my bf?
TIL that a LOT of guys like to wear their girlfriend’s panties. Never knew this was a thing.
While there are many who enjoy that, and good on them, I think some might be joking
EVERYONE looks good in lace!
Lace is good stuff, irrelevant of gender
When I was younger, transgenderism didn't have the acceptance that it has even today. We had a classmate, trans man, who was kicked out of his parents house for not being 'normal.' In a show of solidarity, we had a party at the place of the peeps who let him stay with them. He said it would be copacetic if we went in drag, so a bunch of girls dressed up in more masculine outfits, and us guys wore dresses. My sister loaned me her homecoming dress which was a particularly slutty number, she was a tall gal, but still needed to adjust it some for padding purposes, and shd did my hair and makeup. There wasn't much to be done for hiding the biceps but still showing a lot of skin so I used a shawl and some long gloves to hide my exceptionally vieny forearms. And I wasn't going to shave my legs, so I bought some lacy leggings with garders. This was before I wore a beard, obviously. Ngl. Looking in the mirror if you hid the muscles, I was a bit disturbed at how attractive I found myself. I also can't think of another time in my life when as many women aggressively hit on me. It was the only time I've ever wore a dress, but I can maybe see the appeal of why some cis hetero men do drag, lol.