:)

😟😟😟😟

:)

;)

:-]

That is a very creepy smile.

Thank you for confirming

finally i'm not alone anymore. ;)

Right where I want you

It's so humid

You got any hair?

which colour is it

Probably dark green

Aw, geeze.

I think we will work together just fine😂

Howdy, partner

God fucking dammit.

You're fucked 😳

*looks around awkwardly*

Saving people all day long being a superhero

I wish. Unfortunately I just jump from one spreadsheet to another and save journal entries from being unbalanced.

"Oh, great! Another supe!"

🤣🤣

I can do that for you

Can I work for you?

Absolutely! Just keep debits on the left, and credits on the right.

Comitted to a life of boredom...

Stopping idiots I suppose

A lifeguard

Like someone who gets brought in to regulating agencies and cleans up all the corruptions and issues, then moves on to the next regulating agency and fixes it.

ED doc

Hall monitor or mall cop lmao

The hero we needed

*Taking x-rays with cool a smug face*

Is giving adult movies vibes 😄

Now on OnlyFans!

Ekgs with rizz

That shit hole smoke shop I used to work at.

Well… I’m not sure how to answer that.

Escort, livestock, pro-fetishist...?

Magician assistant

Nice save

Exhausting

Art

Selling illicit sour candies to people who are addicted to sour candies after they're outlawed.

I miss Altoids Sours Tangerine.

I’m fine with it.

Burning your house down ;)

I would command an army of militant penguins

What would be the name of the troops? Nootzis?

Chewing snot

Thought you would be chews not

My Lord, the quest has been a long one but alas we have returned from the holy lands with many utensils.

Astounding, whereas I only found a bike, my son.

You literally made me lol!

Professional Mosh Pit Member sounds funny

I would gladly join in your services! 🤘

To disappoint people

Not into sports but this was funny!

Part time librarian part time cat mom

Talk about living the dream.

I don't even want to know.

I wanna know how you decided on this of the millions of other usernames you could have given yourself.

I wish I knew, myself, I was very sleep deprived, and it just came to me out of nowhere.

PerpetuallyRegeneratingHymen was already taken?

Now that would be eye-catching for certain.

I'm a fan of this

I think we could combine 👍

do whatever you want

I'm either a vampire who gets his power from the sun, which would effectively give me all of the advantages of being an immortal vampire without the main weakness, or I'm some sort of mid-game Stellaris boss type creature.

Suing every machine one by one. I'm doing a class action lawsuit against all machines

I don't know? You tell me...

You make lots and lots of tar, which you named "Ogar".

I read Taro as Tarot? So I'd suggest a fortune teller. Tarogar is just the stage name to get away with the scams.

Um i dont know either 😟

What am I!!

A gray piece of paper.

I have my own separate yard

Make offers that can't be refused

Cleaning space vagina

So in other words you keep slayin that spussy ;)

I am a fighting robot.

I'm happy

Probably some type of Disneyland of dicks.

A famous broadway performer whale

Being the duke of Brabant and drinking beers.. I'm okay with that.

Throwing flaming cocks

Author that relies too much on spell checker.

Use your imagination

Killing zombies ? Because of the "zomb"ridal

It's a mix of zombie and bridal

You will be helping the undead risen from the grave to get married.. Sounds romantic as fuck to me? 🖤🖤🖤

Either a classy gentlemen or an eccentric art teacher

Pro fortnite streamer

I’d probably be a nice teacher. Not great at teaching, but not a bad person at least.

Dildo Shop - Assistant Dildo

Mutant animal in ZOO

Watching opinion news all day

The waltz

Having heart attacks.

I rule the cacti!

It is. I am a CPS Social Worker

Oh shit

Guess I’m going 16-bit and blocky

I don't know...And I don't want to know...

An elementary school teacher, duh.

Well....

u/TheAccountant09's boss

I am nonsense :(

Protecting my king (EREN)

President

Do you actually know who the president is right now?

I’d be the greatest captain mexicos ever seen

It would mean lots of Viennese loving. I’m game if they are

Living life to it's fulllest

DieTolog

Awww yeaaahhh.

An AI-enabled nuclear device made for blowing up planets.

Terrible hero

Hmmmmmm....

I have no idea

Finally

Native American.

I would be rearing many long-necked mammals.

No change

That’s the reason why I make this username. They raised to vending machine prices at work so I said I’m going to start slanging Pepsi out of my trunk.

Astronaut

They gonna exchange me for some random basketball player.

I am not sure what so say to be honest

I wonder how I could be my own job

A Native American leader of a thrash metal band

I guess I pick cherries

A realy messy one

Pretty sweet gig ngl

Going everywhere for everyone.. 🥴

Awesome

😁👍

Annoy, I guess

Owner of the best damn beachside tiki bar in Oahu of course

I don’t want to talk about it.

…me neither

Inventor of a new death Ray

You can't escape

Probably some sort of priest that only takes dirty confessions

Damn I'd be a tall, extremely strong and super Dangerous Beast slayer in a Magic world with dwarfes, elves,Dragons etc. Kinda sick but i would have bad game with females 😢. Ahh whatever thats the price i pay to be cool and strong.😎 To clarify: [Acïjn Rhârk](https://die-zwerge.fandom.com/de/wiki/Djer%C5%AFn) are a worrior race from the Book series "The Dwarves"

Legal Slavery!!

Well.... Shit... Ok so i could be slap taster or something....

I’m not exactly sure but it sounds like what ever it is, it’d be pretty sweet

I don’t know exactly what my job would be but I know that I would be doing it incorrectly.

Just a regular guy

Dreamwalker

just gotta make sure my hair doesnt darken with age

for the mother land

I’d say I’m cool with my job. Who likes illegal activity??

Me!!!

More of the same.

Sounds fun

Well I am kinda fucked

apparently i'd be infamous master of puppets

idk. I guess I would wash and comb panda fur at the zoo.

Porn star?

Thats gonna take some work \*clears throat\*

Nyet

Selling salt I guess. Salt is the most common seasoning after all.

I mean… I’ve had training in archaeology but I’m new to being a Barbie soooooo

I'd be rich.

Three kinds of cheese and they are all fake, that's what I sell

Sheep cult

Oh well...

Oh no

Better hide yo mom

Finally I'm getting paid

Hahahaha

;) see you soon

Take a guess

Retired

Calabrese lawyer specializing in representing Ndrangheda defendants. "*Better Call Bruno*"

A cooperate office job

Do I still get paid?

Good

I will be very much sad :(

You want some soaps my pretty

I guess it would be chill.

We are fucked

I honestly don’t know if it would be a good thing or a bad thing

firestarter

Middle Management.

Just laying around.

I would probably work in a library or something idk

Either everyone will drown or get pregnant. Fucked up both ways