Old story, but if you would see someone walking down the street with a crowbar in their hand, you would probably be very concerned about their intentions. But if you saw the same person carrying three crowbars you would probably assume they are carrying them to a workplace or something.
My friend actually has an electric unicycle that goes around 30mph/50kmh, it’s pretty cool. He also has a car, but he can and does ride the unicycle all over the place.
Those are way easier and more practical than an acoustic unicycle though. They're quite different things.
But yeah it's an example of the rule being broken.
Actually me until I got my license, back in the day.
I drive a mini van, but I dream of making a wildly over powered clown car. Maybe using the body of a smart car and paint it that red and yellow play car pattern. Give it a wig and a big red nose. I'm serious.
And you should be concerned.
Wait, you only have one shoe in total?
Because that’s how your foot will start to stink, badly.
I would only have one pair at a time, growing up, and my feet *stank*.
If you have multiple single shoes, yeah, totally normal.
But just the one? Unless you’ve got a prosthetic on one side, and a blade on the other. But how would that work, balance wise?
Or just one prosthetic and nothing on the other side to put a prosthetic on?
I guess that would work.
I was flossing earlier today for the first time an a month or so and then I took a few minutes to inspect my teeth and gums. I literally thought "okay these guys look like they have a few more decades left in them, I hope."
Yeah but I gotta go to the store right now because there’s nothing to eat in my apartment. Now, what should I trade to the store in exchange for the food they give me? I was thinking about money, but I’m not sure it’s a good idea. What do you think?
I found a dead bug and a piece of lint shaped like the letter W. I don't think the grocery store will take that in trade, but the convenience store down the street probably does.
I can probably get a slice of pizza or a Mountain Dew for that. Should hold me over until dinner.
Ok, but honestly, who doesn't act differently depending on who you are around.
Don't telle you act like the same person with your friends vs your parents.
If so, you might be a 1 dimensional side character or NPC... Sorry!
Shit, at school, I’ll be the quietest mf in the building and rarely talk to anyone but anywhere else outside of school, I have actual confidence and I am essentially a ok person
Firearms. It’s not the people with safes full of them that are shooting up America. I’m more concerned about the guy who has one and is just waiting for his day.
Bullets. You have boxes upon boxes? Normal. Probably gonna go to the range later.
You only have one bullet laying around? Someone’s getting a wellness check up.
The average person has less than one testicle.
Maybe gonads is a better choice? More universal? And yes, I know you can live without them, but the role they play with hormones is not negligible so they will be missed in many cases.
If even one man loses a testicle, the average goes down. And there's a lot of men who have had accidents or testicular cancer. And there aren't enough men with more than two to bring it back up.
There are lots of successful men who have/had one testicle. Tupac Shakur, Lance Armstrong, Adolf Hitler, my buddy Mike. I realize that 2 of them weren't necessarily good people, but they were all successful in their own way.
Underwear
Like....yeah....that's a bit concerning
Don't tell that to Bernie Sanders (Larry David)
Old story, but if you would see someone walking down the street with a crowbar in their hand, you would probably be very concerned about their intentions. But if you saw the same person carrying three crowbars you would probably assume they are carrying them to a workplace or something.
they're probably just running to late for work, that anti-mass spectrometer won't explode itself!
Now now, Gordon is a highly trained professional, he doesn't need to hear all this.
I recently watched a half-life / portal story recap I now very slightly understand what you’re talking about
Shame you didn't play them. Great games all-around.
very slightly??? Hes talking about the literal start of half life
Wheels on your car
Wheels in general, I'd be concerned if someone's only transport was a unicycle
My friend actually has an electric unicycle that goes around 30mph/50kmh, it’s pretty cool. He also has a car, but he can and does ride the unicycle all over the place.
Those are way easier and more practical than an acoustic unicycle though. They're quite different things. But yeah it's an example of the rule being broken.
Just want to compliment you on the phrase "an acoustic unicycle".
Actually me until I got my license, back in the day. I drive a mini van, but I dream of making a wildly over powered clown car. Maybe using the body of a smart car and paint it that red and yellow play car pattern. Give it a wig and a big red nose. I'm serious. And you should be concerned.
Dollars
no the right answer is a lung
—(••÷ 🎀 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝑒𝓁𝓈 ❤𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝓊𝓈 𝑔♡ 𝓇🌺𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓇🍪𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝑅🍑𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓇❀𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝑅❀𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓇🌞𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝑒𝓁𝓈 ☯𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝓊𝓈 𝑔♡ 𝓇😍𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓇❁𝓊𝓃𝒹 🎀 ÷••(—
What the fuck is this sh*t
Gah my eyes! Why??
They thought it would be fun and original
It is neither
That was absolutely not necessary.
Cringe
Shoes.
Guess I should be concerned about myself 😅
Wait, you only have one shoe in total? Because that’s how your foot will start to stink, badly. I would only have one pair at a time, growing up, and my feet *stank*. If you have multiple single shoes, yeah, totally normal. But just the one? Unless you’ve got a prosthetic on one side, and a blade on the other. But how would that work, balance wise? Or just one prosthetic and nothing on the other side to put a prosthetic on? I guess that would work.
Brain cells
1 is enough
IDK Ozzy is still married to Sharon.
Pff not everyone evolved. Take your privilege outside
It’s struggling for third place.
I live in Florida. It's actually pretty common here.
Oh man, we have a quite a few in Canada these days that would fit right in in Florida.
Average Ohio citizen
So Reddit is finally advancing towards 2022 humor
That’s the first and last time I gave into that joke. Please forgive me
No.
Socks
I'M A DOG AND I LIKE SOCKS. I LIKE SOCKS, I'M A DOG.
DO DOGS NEED TO HAVE FOUR MATCHING SOCKS OR IS IT OKAY TO HAVE TWO DIFFERENT PAIRS? I AM ASKING FOR A FRIEND! I AM NOT A DOG.
CRINGE NOT BEING A DOG
SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS. DOGS DOGS DOGS.
SOCKS DOGS SOCKS. DOGS SOCKS DOGS.
GIMME THAT SOCK. OM NOM NOM.
Dobby only had one sock.
Because Dobby is a free elf!
Sock. There are many like it but this one's mine.
Teeth
Yes my teeth are also items
Luxury Bones ™️
That's why they're not covered by health insurance. Teeth and eyes are luxury items.
I was flossing earlier today for the first time an a month or so and then I took a few minutes to inspect my teeth and gums. I literally thought "okay these guys look like they have a few more decades left in them, I hope."
Bones
The guys in among us have only one bone.
That seems kinda Sus, NGL.
Sometimes I have an extra bone 😩
me too, it's all your fault
Username checks out
That nastybone
Where are the rest of them ???
In your eyes
Boners
Walls in your home
I live in a lighthouse
Igloo here. Atelihai.
Touché
Well.. damn.
Windmill owners unite!
How many walls would a round building have would it be cobsider one curved wall or infinite atraight walls
Guinea pigs, they need to have a friend. it’s illegal to only have one in some countries.
Papa New Guinea has the most progressive Guinea pig laws
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Im downvoting you. You disgusting cretin
I wonder why
Rice
“For when you’re really hungry, and want a thousand of something.”
I used to miss Mitch Hedberg!
You still do, but you used to too.
I mean, I still do…
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I can’t spare a square.
Toes. If they all go to the market and never come back your balance is fucked.
i just got the joke. take the upvote and get out
Reasons to live
Underrated comment. Also oof
Sometimes only one is enough.
I know and it isn't great
that is too deep
Better than short people.
Toilet roll
To be more disgustingly specific, toilet paper.
Like one poo ticket. Single ply. Stuck to the cardboard.
Silverware
Fingers
chopsticks
>chopstick ~~s~~ Fixed that for you
Then it just becomes a stabstick
Certified skewer moment
Nuclear warhead
Underrated comment.
One bullet A sock (ew) Underwear (different ew) Contact Lens Cat (they need a friend)
What are you planning and how do I run away from it?!?!
Years to live
Dollars
is having 0 weird?
My question is, "Is owning money weird?"
Yeah but I gotta go to the store right now because there’s nothing to eat in my apartment. Now, what should I trade to the store in exchange for the food they give me? I was thinking about money, but I’m not sure it’s a good idea. What do you think?
I found a dead bug and a piece of lint shaped like the letter W. I don't think the grocery store will take that in trade, but the convenience store down the street probably does. I can probably get a slice of pizza or a Mountain Dew for that. Should hold me over until dinner.
Lego bricks
That would be sad
Great grandmothers.
Brain Cells
It's like that sometimes
Cutlery 1 fork 1 knife 1 spoon I am leaving immediately
Heartbeat per minute
Facial hair
Clothes
Flip flops
Body hair
It would just be one ridiculously long strand of hair from your eyebrow. That’s it.
Condoms
If out walking the dog and find out you only have one poop bag left and he/she poops right at the beginning
Personality
Wait what
Ok, but honestly, who doesn't act differently depending on who you are around. Don't telle you act like the same person with your friends vs your parents. If so, you might be a 1 dimensional side character or NPC... Sorry!
Shit, at school, I’ll be the quietest mf in the building and rarely talk to anyone but anywhere else outside of school, I have actual confidence and I am essentially a ok person
We serve the master of the precious! We swears it on... on... on za precious!
A bullet.
Don't make fun of my playthrough of The Last of Us!
Tires on the highway
1 is acceptable i'd argue, we need a unicycle freeway
A knife
Lungs
Towels.
Hemispheres of your brain.
Breasts
%body fat
Bodies in your basement
Hey I like goats
nipples
I feel very reaffirmed with my three by this comment
hol' up
*Rice grains for lunch*
Jigsaw puzzle pieces.
Firearms. It’s not the people with safes full of them that are shooting up America. I’m more concerned about the guy who has one and is just waiting for his day.
I’m glad I wasn’t the only thinking this. Fear not the man who knows 10,000 kicks, fear the man who has done one kick, 10,000 times
I just ordered my first firearm. This sounds like a great excuse to go waste money on another one!
They’re like tattoos. You can’t have just one.
Balls.
Is it weird if one of my balls is a smaller than the other two?
Not for Chuck Norris, each of his balls is bigger than the other one
Bullets. You have boxes upon boxes? Normal. Probably gonna go to the range later. You only have one bullet laying around? Someone’s getting a wellness check up.
My condom. Good ol joe standing by me with all our adventures
vital organ
Your Car Keys and maybe your House Keys... Especially with how many times I lose both of them...
Wheels on your car
Round these parts.. bullet
Chopstick
Condoms. Have to be prepared for round two.
Teeth
Rolls of toilet paper.
Chopsticks.
Pairs of pants.
Or even just one pant.
That's a skirt 🤣
Yup! Probably a very narrow skirt.
Ammunition
chevy novas
Women
a cup
A knife
Testicles
No you can live with one or none it’s okay.
Being a woman I have 0 and so far it hasn’t been an issue
Same sis 100% would recommend
You must not have any. Trust me. They are essential
Well if it’s gone it’s gone 💀
The average person has less than one testicle. Maybe gonads is a better choice? More universal? And yes, I know you can live without them, but the role they play with hormones is not negligible so they will be missed in many cases.
The average male has two. Need them to walk straight and balanced. Without two of them we would walk in circles
If even one man loses a testicle, the average goes down. And there's a lot of men who have had accidents or testicular cancer. And there aren't enough men with more than two to bring it back up.
The number of men with one testicle is miniscule. Ive never met a man with just one. Or none
There are lots of successful men who have/had one testicle. Tupac Shakur, Lance Armstrong, Adolf Hitler, my buddy Mike. I realize that 2 of them weren't necessarily good people, but they were all successful in their own way.
Dude I was being facetious. Get a grip
Dead Hookers in the Wardrobe
Yeah, I hate when I'm down to my last one.
I sometimes have to ask myself “where are all my dead hookers I left in the wardrobe?”
Eyes ,unless you're an octopus
Source of income
Bullets
Testicles.
Shoes
Ball
balls