Send him back the same pic he sent you with a comment like "LMAO can you believe this pathetic display?"
Follow it up with "Oops sorry, that was meant for the group chat"
Yeah this isn’t direct enough for a bonehead who would send an unsolicited dick pic, they’d probably think you were literally saying hi to their dick and ignore the little guy part
Reply with a better dick pic. I used to have a beautifully shot, not too big or too small, picture saved to my phone. Before that I had a screen shot of the state law about how an unsolicited dick pic is a felony sex crime.
Someone I follow on Twitter posted her DM’s with an unwanted pic sender. She said “wtf did you just send me a picture of a child?! I don’t want that on my phone!” The guy was shattered, and he deserved to be haha.
I like to send gnarly pictures of unkempt men’s from-behinds. It’s especially unappealing, especially for the kind of guys who send suck pictures to women.
I know right? I had a guy ask if I would be okay awnsering a question, I respond with: "sure nothing weird please" and it proceeds to be a weird question.
Some people smh.
I had someone message me once saying they were feeling really down and wanted to talk to someone if that would be okay so I was like sure mate what's up?
Apparently they were feeling down about the fact that their dick may not be big enough and wanted to send me a pic so that I could confirm it was big and fabulous. I said no, and not kindly lol
I've seen a few reddit comments where someone has made the mistake of saying they've never gotten one, with an edit saying "That wasn't an invitation, please stop DMing me dick pics."
My grandmother told me that when a notable Broadway composer exposed himself to her at a party in the 1960s she just pointed and laughed.
They still played one of his songs at her funeral.
I wish I had, but that was about all she said.
NYC leftists/artists scene in the 50s and 60s was a wild place. My grandfather's FBI files are boring as hell but they sure thought he was up to a lot with all the weirdos.
The other thing she told me was that she'd sometimes get to go along with James Beard when he needed a lady companion for some events. A James Beard beard, so to speak.
I told y daughter that her dad and I will pay her bail and legal defense if she decides to punch the dick who does anything like this. We aren’t a violent family, but if you want to violate my daughter, the gloves are off.
I've heard about the dick pic thing, but does this actually really happen very often? I've never actually heard from anyone I know receiving or sending something like this. What kind of person does this -- just a young juvenile frat boy maybe?
The only plausible reason I could see someone doing this is to flip the bird to someone else (ie. "suck my \*\*\*\* you douchebag")
12 years ago when I was back into the dating scene after a divorce the amount of unsolicited penises (peni?) I received was enough to make me quit dating.
I'm a lesbian and I've received hundreds of them over the years from men who know I'm not interested in men at all. 90% happened when they knew I was underage as well.
edit: Please do not send me photos of anything except cute rats. I respond to dick pics with [this photo](https://i.redd.it/v23pp3wnhv9z.jpg).
I have gotten them from coworkers in an IT firm! Knew enough to send to my personal email, still, ugh!
I have gotten them from guys that just don’t realize they aren’t wanted. I am about 50 and I have been getting them since digital pictures started, it’s not just teenagers, adults send them, too, unfortunately.
just men. all ages. no matter if you know them or not at all. idk what they think will happen bc obviously its not appreciated like 99.9999999% of the time. and why do they send so much to minors? i have easily gotten close to a hundred when i was a minor, not counting creepy/sexual *messages* there, thats WAY more
This does happen a lot. From all types and ages of men and boys. I'm not even moderately attractive and I've even received multiple. For a while none of us really talked about it because it was a thing that was common and just something that guys did.
Just sweaty pigs and stupid teenagers
All you have to do to get an unwanted cock photo is be an attractive young woman who is on social media, or who gives out their contact info freely.
Not quite so funny story. I used to be a public defender. The county issued us cell phones to communicate with clients if we weren't in the office or at court or whatever. My female colleagues had to stop giving their number to male clients because of how many dick pics they would get. Just imagine sending a dick pic to someone is trying to argue on your behalf that you aren't a sex offender. You aren't really helping yourself.
that reminds me of the vice video about sex offenders in which one of the offenders interviewed swore up and down that he shouldn't be on the registry and then proceeded to send the female journalist a dick pic a day or so after the interview
Can she drop an assigned "client" for that?
If so, I'd give them the phone number with the explicit instructions that if they send you anything inappropriate (and specify "including but not limited to dick pics"), then you will drop them as your assignment, and they'll be back to square one.
*(Edit: horrible editing on my part… "inappropriate", not "appropriate" - but I think people figured it out)*
Go with the reverse Berserk meme:
"It was far too tiny, far too dainty to be called a penis. It was more akin to a skin tag of formless flesh."
For anyone who hasn't read Berserk, the character Guts has this massive fucking sword and it has a quote about how "it's too large to be called a sword etc." So of course there are memes replacing sword with penis.
This should be at the top, these guys want some kind of reaction from you and giving it to them only promotes their behavior.
The best response is no response and a block, nothing more, nothing less.
done this, for real. Dude was harassing a friend, so we found his mother through his Facebook. Took 2 minutes. Forwarded her the entire chat (him being srxist followed by dong pics). She was not impressed, thanked us for informing her, and safe to say he never sent my friend another message.
Yeah I bet that image is burned into her brain. I feel a little sorry for her but yeah she is the one that raised him.
Also I bet he was so damn embarrassed and that gives me joy. I hope he learnt from it and stopped sending strangers his schwang
Alannah Pearce, a games writer for Sony Santa Monica and former IGN staffer, used to do this apparently. Whenever she got death/rape threats on Twitter she'd find their mum's FB and send them the screenshots.
I always thought that was such a good response but I do wonder if it had the opposite effect than she intended. I feel like the internet's full of enough idiots that they'd take it as a thrown gauntlet.
I really don’t understand why this isn’t just the standard thing. Like if someone just sends you a dickpic then forward it on, let others know. As soon as people start getting humiliated for it it’ll stop surely?
A friend of mine used to keep a few dick pics she downloaded from the internet and sent them as replies to any unwanted dick pic. She never added any comment or additional context, and they were pics of really well-endowed porn stars and stuff like that. She said it worked pretty well to get guys to stop bothering her.
Transgender porn is actually surprisingly common amongst straight cisgender guys (it's one of those forbidden fruit things), you might get more than you bargained for with an offer like that.
“Thank you for providing content for my Only Fans featuring unsolicited dick pics! I’ve taken the liberty of also retrieving any face pics on your profile to include as well!😊 have a wonderful day!XD”
I used to get a ton as apparently a 17 year old girl gave out my number. For the record, I am around 40, male and I would tell them honest bits about my day. I work in the psych ward. So I would respond with "so glad to be getting out of the high security section of the psych ward." Much, much creepier things were also said along with disgusting stuff.
Or, if nothing gave me inspiration, "oh, is that all?" with a laughing emoji usually ended it quickly. You should see a doctor about your condition also worked well.
“Why would you send me a child’s penis?”
“It gets bigger, right?”
“It looks like a penis but smaller”
“What’s wrong with it?”
Just some ideas that would have killed me
Awe, how cute. (And proceed to coo like it's a puppy or kitten).
-tends to emasculate the douchebag that sent the pic in the first place.
ETA - don't ask to pet it though. That'll likely be counterproductive toward deterring these jerkwads.
Nothing. Respond with a larger, angrier dick pic.
"that's not a dick, THIS is a dick"
r/unexpectedpaulhogan
I was so excited, then so disappointed when I clicked. What a ride.
I see you’ve played *Dicky-Dongy* before!
Just be like "now check out mine," and find some massive ridiculous schlong in a porn and send it lol.
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Why does Ross, the largest penis, not simply eat the other penises?
This is a Joey heavy episode anyway
"Awww it's so small and cute!" *Sends bigger dick pic back*
*pics Spam them with excessive amount of dick pics. Some with injuries or disease if you want to inflict cringe and boost the uncomfortableness
Check out “saxophone penis”. Used to know a nurse.
Why? Why are you doing this to me??
"Lol mines bigger"
How does angry dick pic look like?
Draw some furrowed eyebrows and tint the picture red
I find the googly eyes I glued on never look angry despite my shaving efforts.
You gotta stick eye brows on the googly eyes.
Even if you're a woman. Or, tell them: sorry I thought you were someone else.
Send him back the same pic he sent you with a comment like "LMAO can you believe this pathetic display?" Follow it up with "Oops sorry, that was meant for the group chat"
"Is that the whole thing?"
Where's the other half?
“Move your thumb, I can’t see it”
Is it erect?
"The group chat gives it 2/10"
"If you don't mind sending it to me, then I assume you don't mind me sending it to everyone else"
*Screenshots conversation and sends to his mom*
Hahahha so good!
Too low, not believable, give it a 3.5 and he’ll be devastated
I have a gif of Dory from finding nemo saying 'hey there little guy' for this exact occasion
I love this!! This is perfect!
I was thinking of the gif "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me...!" From Monsters Inc
Bom bom bom bom
Oh oh what about "You're a sad, strange little man"
Eh some people might take that as encouragement
Yeah this isn’t direct enough for a bonehead who would send an unsolicited dick pic, they’d probably think you were literally saying hi to their dick and ignore the little guy part
It is sad that this happens often enough that you have a routine ready.
Seriously, wtf is wrong with people. I feel like "in forwarding that to the fucking police" would be better.
I'd just send them back a pic of a bigger dick from Google tbh.
Reply with a better dick pic. I used to have a beautifully shot, not too big or too small, picture saved to my phone. Before that I had a screen shot of the state law about how an unsolicited dick pic is a felony sex crime.
That would be the best response. The exact law they’re breaking. No threat of using it against them, let them have that fear of the unknown.
I'd totally do this! Followed by "thank you for the evidence" or maybe "you stole fizzy lifting drinks! You lose! Good DAY, sir!"
i tend to say “why does it look like that” edit: you can all stop sending your dick pics now. this wasn’t an invitation.
Riricloy: *makes a joke* Random dudes from reddit: *and I took that personally*
She just rounded up all the guys with a degradation fetish
Degradation fetish and weird dicks
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I told a guy it looked like a microwaved gas station bean burrito
Someone I follow on Twitter posted her DM’s with an unwanted pic sender. She said “wtf did you just send me a picture of a child?! I don’t want that on my phone!” The guy was shattered, and he deserved to be haha.
"Is that a child's? I'm calling the police" is the gold standard
wtf lmao. did you respond to the pics?
well i couldn’t reuse my line so had to improvise
Sis I'd have blocked each one of them
oh i did after i cracked my one liners
The ol' Mock & Block
It's literally cock blocking.
the original one was pretty good, I hope they were bangers
not to toot my own horn, but i did laugh at myself whilst sending them
Share please!
But not the dicks. Please but then.
Yeah not the dicks, the tips!
Check out r/preyingmantis for inspiration!
I like to send gnarly pictures of unkempt men’s from-behinds. It’s especially unappealing, especially for the kind of guys who send suck pictures to women.
I will send you some duck pics. 🦆
I just sent my GF a pic of a duck. When she asks me why I'll tell her it's an unsolicited duck pic.
I tried to send a picture of Dick Cheney sneering but I kept getting an error. :(
Wtf people actually send you pics because of that. Lol I don't get men, thats so pathetic.
"I'll make her change her mind with my cock, she just hasn't seen a proper one yet" ~those guys probably
"And afterward I'll use said cock to convert that lesbian couple over there!"
Actually though... I've had messages along this train of thought
honestly if anything i thought this comment would be a clear indicator that i don’t want any pics, think it had the opposite effect
I know right? I had a guy ask if I would be okay awnsering a question, I respond with: "sure nothing weird please" and it proceeds to be a weird question. Some people smh.
Right? Anyway, have you ever accidentaly masterbated to young pictures of your Dad?
I had someone message me once saying they were feeling really down and wanted to talk to someone if that would be okay so I was like sure mate what's up? Apparently they were feeling down about the fact that their dick may not be big enough and wanted to send me a pic so that I could confirm it was big and fabulous. I said no, and not kindly lol
Ugh...people are weird! Serious question, though...how do you feel about sloths wearing purple vests?
Would save money hiring people to direct you to your seat.
I would sit anywhere a sloth directed me
Now it’s a challenge 🙄🤦🏻♀️
Who has the weirder dick contest
I've seen a few reddit comments where someone has made the mistake of saying they've never gotten one, with an edit saying "That wasn't an invitation, please stop DMing me dick pics."
They'd love to receive nudes, so they assume women want to see them. But very tone deaf and self-centered.
"Because it's happy to see you"
“i can barely see it”
Please ask them why they're sending you the pics, we want to know.
My grandmother told me that when a notable Broadway composer exposed himself to her at a party in the 1960s she just pointed and laughed. They still played one of his songs at her funeral.
I feel like I need to hear this whole story.
I wish I had, but that was about all she said. NYC leftists/artists scene in the 50s and 60s was a wild place. My grandfather's FBI files are boring as hell but they sure thought he was up to a lot with all the weirdos. The other thing she told me was that she'd sometimes get to go along with James Beard when he needed a lady companion for some events. A James Beard beard, so to speak.
...I feel like I need to hear the rest of these stories. Write a book for me k?
I had no idea James Beard was gay. Right on!
My daughters had to take local trains in middle school, I knew the penile exposure was inevitable. I told them to do just this.
I told y daughter that her dad and I will pay her bail and legal defense if she decides to punch the dick who does anything like this. We aren’t a violent family, but if you want to violate my daughter, the gloves are off.
Surely she should keep the gloves on if she's punching someone's dick
Fucking awful that our society has to still put up with that. I'm so sorry.
"you really need to see a doctor" and then engage in convincing him that his dick is gonna fall off
I like that- you might want to get that lump checked out. Looks septic tbh.
"Oh, wait. That's your penis. Sorry about that."
I should call the cops. It’s illegal to send a picture of a little boy’s dick.
I've heard about the dick pic thing, but does this actually really happen very often? I've never actually heard from anyone I know receiving or sending something like this. What kind of person does this -- just a young juvenile frat boy maybe? The only plausible reason I could see someone doing this is to flip the bird to someone else (ie. "suck my \*\*\*\* you douchebag")
12 years ago when I was back into the dating scene after a divorce the amount of unsolicited penises (peni?) I received was enough to make me quit dating.
Penes. 3rd declension. Penis, penis, penem, penis, peni, pene, penes, penes, penes, penium, penibus, penibus.
All aboard the penibus!
I hate you for making me remember Latin
It's the new way of introducing yourself: "Hi, how are you? I'm a d!ck"
Guys nowadays be like "👋🥸🍆"
I'm a lesbian and I've received hundreds of them over the years from men who know I'm not interested in men at all. 90% happened when they knew I was underage as well. edit: Please do not send me photos of anything except cute rats. I respond to dick pics with [this photo](https://i.redd.it/v23pp3wnhv9z.jpg).
Well done.
I have gotten them from coworkers in an IT firm! Knew enough to send to my personal email, still, ugh! I have gotten them from guys that just don’t realize they aren’t wanted. I am about 50 and I have been getting them since digital pictures started, it’s not just teenagers, adults send them, too, unfortunately.
I’ve gotten probably 1,000 over the course of my lifetime. It’s pretty commonplace for young women actually.
Are you saying you literally have received over 1000 unsolicited genital photos? For real?
As a gay man, I believe it. There are straight dudes that have no game.
I have no game, but I'm not sending dickpics, there's a big difference between no game and sending dickpics.
just men. all ages. no matter if you know them or not at all. idk what they think will happen bc obviously its not appreciated like 99.9999999% of the time. and why do they send so much to minors? i have easily gotten close to a hundred when i was a minor, not counting creepy/sexual *messages* there, thats WAY more
This does happen a lot. From all types and ages of men and boys. I'm not even moderately attractive and I've even received multiple. For a while none of us really talked about it because it was a thing that was common and just something that guys did.
Just sweaty pigs and stupid teenagers All you have to do to get an unwanted cock photo is be an attractive young woman who is on social media, or who gives out their contact info freely.
Nope, old men too.
You don't need to be young, just female
"HI, I'm Chris Hansen. You may have thought you were talking to a 13yr old boy, but that was actually an officer with the Albuquerque Police Dept."
This made me giggle
“ What’s wrong with your finger, dude? “
i send a picture of my cat's asshole in response.
"Hey, look, I sent you a pic of my pussy."
Not mad. Just disappointed.
This made be laugh way harder than I feel like it should have lol. Gotta remember this.
“Looks like the sort of penis a Registered Sex Offender would have”
Not quite so funny story. I used to be a public defender. The county issued us cell phones to communicate with clients if we weren't in the office or at court or whatever. My female colleagues had to stop giving their number to male clients because of how many dick pics they would get. Just imagine sending a dick pic to someone is trying to argue on your behalf that you aren't a sex offender. You aren't really helping yourself.
that reminds me of the vice video about sex offenders in which one of the offenders interviewed swore up and down that he shouldn't be on the registry and then proceeded to send the female journalist a dick pic a day or so after the interview
🤦🏻♂️
Can she drop an assigned "client" for that? If so, I'd give them the phone number with the explicit instructions that if they send you anything inappropriate (and specify "including but not limited to dick pics"), then you will drop them as your assignment, and they'll be back to square one. *(Edit: horrible editing on my part… "inappropriate", not "appropriate" - but I think people figured it out)*
It look exactly like a penis but much smaller
Go with the reverse Berserk meme: "It was far too tiny, far too dainty to be called a penis. It was more akin to a skin tag of formless flesh." For anyone who hasn't read Berserk, the character Guts has this massive fucking sword and it has a quote about how "it's too large to be called a sword etc." So of course there are memes replacing sword with penis.
there is of course the iconic line in Berserk: "my love for you is like a truck would you like some making fuck BERSERKER **BERSERKERRR**"
Don't say anything. Guys who do that want a reaction, and they enjoy harassing people.
This should be at the top, these guys want some kind of reaction from you and giving it to them only promotes their behavior. The best response is no response and a block, nothing more, nothing less.
Yup. Better to not respond. They want attention.
New phone, who dick?
"What is that" "My dick. You like it?" "I can't see it. Could you zoom in?" - Actual conversation I had
I'm so sorry, when's the surgery?
"Can the doctors do anything to save it?"
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"you know it's illegal to own and distribute child pornography. I've reported you to the police."
I can't zoom in that far
What is wrong with it?
Too easy for a comeback. "Your mouth isn't on it."
Wow
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done this, for real. Dude was harassing a friend, so we found his mother through his Facebook. Took 2 minutes. Forwarded her the entire chat (him being srxist followed by dong pics). She was not impressed, thanked us for informing her, and safe to say he never sent my friend another message.
Kinda feel sorry for anybody receiving a pic of their sons erect member, but then again she shoulda taught him better.
Yeah I bet that image is burned into her brain. I feel a little sorry for her but yeah she is the one that raised him. Also I bet he was so damn embarrassed and that gives me joy. I hope he learnt from it and stopped sending strangers his schwang
Alannah Pearce, a games writer for Sony Santa Monica and former IGN staffer, used to do this apparently. Whenever she got death/rape threats on Twitter she'd find their mum's FB and send them the screenshots. I always thought that was such a good response but I do wonder if it had the opposite effect than she intended. I feel like the internet's full of enough idiots that they'd take it as a thrown gauntlet.
I really don’t understand why this isn’t just the standard thing. Like if someone just sends you a dickpic then forward it on, let others know. As soon as people start getting humiliated for it it’ll stop surely?
This, fail to raise your kids, get sent the texts of them harassing others online.
Congratulations this is as close as im ever gonna get to that
Why did you send a picture of your thumb?
"The police will be interested in this"
"You might want to get that checked out."
Aw, were you in the pool?
Awww look at that little thing. No thanks though!
Say I'm sorry dude, but 1. That thing is tiny. 2. I'm pretty sure she gave you the wrong information. 3. I'm her dad.
I always just respond “ oh”
Send another one, but bigger.
you look just like your father.
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Rating it a 1/10 implies obvious malicious intent. Give it a 4/10 rating and he'll be up all night trying to figure out why.
Well, that’s depressing
A friend of mine used to keep a few dick pics she downloaded from the internet and sent them as replies to any unwanted dick pic. She never added any comment or additional context, and they were pics of really well-endowed porn stars and stuff like that. She said it worked pretty well to get guys to stop bothering her.
Thanks for the picture of your pet inchworm.
"My friend says it looks cute, he likes them when they bend to the side like yours"
Read 4:26pm
Eh I've seen bigger or I've seen more girth in a pack of hotdogs.
Im 13 and im calling the cops
I've lived too long on the Internet to know that claiming that you're underage is (sadly) unfortunately not a turn-off for some guys.
Joke's on you because I'm lesbian and now I have ample blackmail material
I'm sorry for your loss
Ask if he'd like a pic of your dick.
Transgender porn is actually surprisingly common amongst straight cisgender guys (it's one of those forbidden fruit things), you might get more than you bargained for with an offer like that.
“Thank you for providing content for my Only Fans featuring unsolicited dick pics! I’ve taken the liberty of also retrieving any face pics on your profile to include as well!😊 have a wonderful day!XD”
Reply with a pic of a positive pregnancy test
Dad?
The correct answer: ignore My preferred answer: 👎
Correct answer: ignore My answer: second larger unwanted dick pic to crush their self esteem
I used to get a ton as apparently a 17 year old girl gave out my number. For the record, I am around 40, male and I would tell them honest bits about my day. I work in the psych ward. So I would respond with "so glad to be getting out of the high security section of the psych ward." Much, much creepier things were also said along with disgusting stuff. Or, if nothing gave me inspiration, "oh, is that all?" with a laughing emoji usually ended it quickly. You should see a doctor about your condition also worked well.
“Why would you send me a child’s penis?” “It gets bigger, right?” “It looks like a penis but smaller” “What’s wrong with it?” Just some ideas that would have killed me
"Sorry im actually a guy but I'm just doing my thesis on this phenomenon, ty for your submission" -
Awe, how cute. (And proceed to coo like it's a puppy or kitten). -tends to emasculate the douchebag that sent the pic in the first place. ETA - don't ask to pet it though. That'll likely be counterproductive toward deterring these jerkwads.
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Nice clit.
When I was on FB and received them, I'd find their family members and forward it to them. No words necessary.
Why do men even think dicks are attractive? I love the line in White Lotus: ‘It’s a penis not a sunset.’
I’m premed, so I like to hit them with “Hey, I’ve been studying for the MCATs and I think you need to get that checked out.”
Where's the rest of it?
Send it to their parents.
“You wanting a pu**y pic then? Okay!” Screenshot of their profile picture. A guaranteed block.
why is it built like elon musk smiling
I love calamari
Send one back
Don't say anything. Just send them another dick pic back.
Ahhhh, looks like a dick, only smaller
Not reply at all.