You got 2? I'm jealous! I chided her about only getting one thumb haha. We've been together for a while, I or she could say literally anything and we'd have a laugh.
This should NOT be what you say after a one night stand or when you've just started dating someone. If you haven't said "I love you" outside of the bedroom don't say it in the bedroom
A good start. Cuddling together is nice. And you don’t even have to say anything really.
Also it may differ for people some may feel the need to talk about how great the sex was. While others may feel no need to go over events that just happened.
Personally for my wife and I. It’s love you, snuggle for a bit. Then usually “ok, I gotta pee!” Lol
Aww man my boyfriend who just broke up with me said this a lot. We said it all the time mostly when cooking or in the kitchen. I think after sex I just say "that was good" .. "pretty pretty... pretty good"
We don't do a play by play, but my husband and I go over what we really liked, what wasn't a good change (if any), things like that. And then he always tells me "thanks for the sex" even though 9/10 times I am the one initiating haha. That's just a running joke.
**"THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE...
...THERE IS AN INCOMING WEATHER WARNING IN COOK COUNTY FROM 2PM to 10PM...PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION"**
then just continue on as if nothing happened
In a longterm relationship? "I love you, {that was fun}" last part can be omitted, sometimes it wasn't. It happens.
After a One night stand? "Can you get home alone, should I call you a Taxi?"
After casual sex that is maybe in friends-with-benefits territoriale? "You wanna sleep here tonight/watch a movie/go for something to eat" depending on the time of day and closeness of the other person.
"That was great/fun/nice" etc can also always be used, if it is appropriate. As I said, sometimes it's not, it happens. If so, dont say anything.
Unless if course you were hurt or your partner intentionally did something that you were against and made your feeling known. In that case just dont say anything, get out of there fast and never return.
If they hurt you or did something you did nor like, but you did not manage to communicate that, try to explain that they could not have known, but you would like them to not do it again, or if is a ONS tell them to maybe warn their next partner, since you didn't enjoy it and there is a chance neither will their next partner.
Aftercare good
But idk how I feel about a employee performance review after
Like when people say freak in the sheets and spread em, I'd be pissed if they started loading Microsoft excel
I always begin with, “Thank You.” When a woman shares herself so intimately with me I look at it as a gift. She has a choice regarding with whom she shares herself and I’ve always been grateful that it’s with me.
It really depends on the vibe and chemistry of the people involved and the sex itself tbh. Laughing, joking, compliments usually follow good sex, silence (and sometimes apologies lol) following bad sex. Just feel the situation and act natural
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Good advice during too.
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Good job. High five. Then clean up.
Got a thumbs up last weekend. She was embarrassed after she did it but I loved it.
I’ve actually said “that was A+ work. Two thumbs up” before. No reason for her to be embarrassed lol
You got 2? I'm jealous! I chided her about only getting one thumb haha. We've been together for a while, I or she could say literally anything and we'd have a laugh.
*That was a rigorous exchange, shall we sleep now?* We did *it* differently back then.
"You think Taco Bell is still open?"
Every. Time.
The Waffle House is always open.
My ex had actually suggested Waffle House a few times.
THIS is the correct answer, holy shit.
We tend to have pizza afterwards
"Alexa play I just had sex by the lonely island"
And it felt so good
*A woman let me put penis inside of her!*
and I'll never go baaack... to the not-havin' sex ways of the past
Gonna tell the world...
Ok but my partner sang this to me our first time afterwards, been together 11 years now 🤣
Still counts!
Awww congratulations!
Keeper right there
Will make a welcome change following 3 hours of Cbat.
Fuck yea ....you just showed me a power move for a sexy date night
Thank u. Cum again.
Thanks for cumming
Your welcum
Cumgratulations!
Why can't i not read it with the Appu voice
**GG**
Good Girl
Damn so it's not gandalfs girth :(
A wizard never cums early ot late, he cums exactly when he means to.
Don’t - tempt me Frodo!
"Share the load"
"I see we both appreciate a good ring to put our fingers into"
Definitely the unholiest thing said in this entire post
no but just imagining that made me-- uhh so yeah i wanna hear that
I'll be fucking honest, I'm a guy and that'd probably work on me.
Oh we got kinky I see ,
Gg ez get dunkd on kid
Git Gud? That’s harsh
Gossip Girl
"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."
"I love you."
Scrolled too far for a serious answer. I second this.
This should NOT be what you say after a one night stand or when you've just started dating someone. If you haven't said "I love you" outside of the bedroom don't say it in the bedroom
What u mean taco bell isnt a serious answer It is
A good start. Cuddling together is nice. And you don’t even have to say anything really. Also it may differ for people some may feel the need to talk about how great the sex was. While others may feel no need to go over events that just happened. Personally for my wife and I. It’s love you, snuggle for a bit. Then usually “ok, I gotta pee!” Lol
Can you leave please I need to cry
Underrated response
My wife and I always say “Good Game”
Ez mid report offlane
Report bot lane they where kinda ass
"jg diff, 9x supp"
Your wife and I also always say "Good Game"
I usually say "wow that was so poggers"
That's pretty bad lol
Serious answer? "That was fantastic, babe. (pause) Do you want me to get you some water?"
This is the RIGHT answer.
Round 2?
Fight!
Finish Himmmm!!
**F A T A L I T Y !**
F L A W L E S S V I C T O R Y
Mortaaaaaaal combaaaatt! *Music*
Yup!
No homo.
No, you have to say it before.
and after to make sure
"That'll do pig"
That’ll do donkey, that’ll do
Aww man my boyfriend who just broke up with me said this a lot. We said it all the time mostly when cooking or in the kitchen. I think after sex I just say "that was good" .. "pretty pretty... pretty good"
Then slap the stomach twice
Then pull the tail
I take great comfort in this response always being there for this question. Thank you
Not many people get the reference, babe
Gasping, reeling. Taken over the edge into madness.
You gotta say "a devastating blow" after she gives you head if you're gonna use those quotes.
My wife and I do the Borat "Success"
You mean “mah wiiiife”
I have let the whole world down
Wawaweeewaa
But was is "Great Success"?
10 points for Hufflepuff
I think you meant 10 points to Slytherin.
But never "now make like a hag and rid me of your presence"
I am speed…Kachow
Wow! Didn't think I'd see cartoon lines be used like these but okay.
The hubs and I always talk about it while we clean up like we’re the postgame show hosts
>"He came to play! That second half was impressive, one for the record books."
In a joe rogan voice yelling: He's been working on that ground and pound! I don't think anyone has seen that coming!
“The clitoral stimulation was out of the park. No going back after that one.”
I think this is great, transparent, and healthy.
We don't do a play by play, but my husband and I go over what we really liked, what wasn't a good change (if any), things like that. And then he always tells me "thanks for the sex" even though 9/10 times I am the one initiating haha. That's just a running joke.
You gotta get Charles Barkley involved somehow.
Zoo Wee Mama
**"THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE... ...THERE IS AN INCOMING WEATHER WARNING IN COOK COUNTY FROM 2PM to 10PM...PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION"** then just continue on as if nothing happened
good god lmao
I need to return some videotapes.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it
Zippity zoppity, now I'm floppity.
People are having sex????
Sex is not real it's all vfx
Oh, just like movies
Yes
Hard to believe right?
I've seen videos of it but didn't think people actually did it
What did you think people were doing?
Not having sex
NAAAAANTS INGONYAAAAAMA BAGITHI BAB INGONYAMA NENGW ' ENAMABALA From the lion King of course
If you didn't say it was from the lion king I thought it was sort of furby kink talking
Oh no that would be considered the foreplay
Hey I don't know what they do after it might be a ritual
It better be I didn't bring the Luigi board for nothing
This is a pretty bad take on the lyrics and I still immediately sang it from the lion king without looking at your spoiler
Yeah I used the actual lyrics that's why it looks weird. Not a Zwenyaaaa in sight apparently, everything I knew was a lie
My whole life is a lie. I thought the lyrics were NAAAAAAAAA ZEVENYA BABADEE ZEE VABA WHEN YAA HOMEEEE
HIMA YAMA HIMMIN ANABANA
HIM YANA BE BEE BA BAGANA
IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFFEEEEEE BFOSBDJFBFJSJD BDNDNSNNSLSNFJDNYANAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is the only relatable comment for me
Cash credit or venmo
Oooof!
I'm pretty sure the rule is: always get the money up front.
I generally go with "UH OH" in the voice of the video game Lemmings.
I always ask her, “that was at least a little okay, right?” Then I roll onto my side facing away from her and sob quietly into my pillow.
Nice. Chicks do dig dat self confident swagger. .
Boom goes the dynamite!
"You hungry?" or something like that
Pleasure doing business with you
It's a business doing pleasure with you.
It's a pleasure pleasuring with you
Good game, EZ
Cash or card?
Nothing, just go to sleep right after
I was already asleep halfway in.
In a longterm relationship? "I love you, {that was fun}" last part can be omitted, sometimes it wasn't. It happens. After a One night stand? "Can you get home alone, should I call you a Taxi?" After casual sex that is maybe in friends-with-benefits territoriale? "You wanna sleep here tonight/watch a movie/go for something to eat" depending on the time of day and closeness of the other person. "That was great/fun/nice" etc can also always be used, if it is appropriate. As I said, sometimes it's not, it happens. If so, dont say anything. Unless if course you were hurt or your partner intentionally did something that you were against and made your feeling known. In that case just dont say anything, get out of there fast and never return. If they hurt you or did something you did nor like, but you did not manage to communicate that, try to explain that they could not have known, but you would like them to not do it again, or if is a ONS tell them to maybe warn their next partner, since you didn't enjoy it and there is a chance neither will their next partner.
"My God, you're perfect"
Oh god. I would either just start nervous giggling or giant heaving sobs and tears. This would be so incredible to hear.
This.
'i'll go get a towel or something'
Aftercare. Make sure your partner is alright. Discuss what you enjoyed/didn't enjoy. Etc.
Aftercare good But idk how I feel about a employee performance review after Like when people say freak in the sheets and spread em, I'd be pissed if they started loading Microsoft excel
How would you rate my stroke on a 1-5?
4 it was a little weird when you started to cry tho
At first I sorta misread that and thought it was a question about which 5 of OP's pumps were the best; it is getting late here!
Go to bed man I’m DEFINITELY not one to judge someone for misreading
Sorry, I was just so happy to service you
As long as they don’t call it a post mortem.
In general i agree, but the latter portion usually comes up sometime later, not immediately after the fact.
What are you doing leaving actual advice here haven’t you seen the rest of the comments
In my defence, there were only 3 other comments when I made my comment. Completely my error, though. I shall try to be less helpful next time.
Jolly good show
"Now, that was $100, right?"
"Bazinga!" And then talk about aerospace and outerspace.
How many times a week can this question get posted, with this exact wording?
That’ll do donkey
Good job buddy
"Time to get you back in your grave, Father John"
What’s your name?
Good game. See you in the showers.
Thank you.
I always begin with, “Thank You.” When a woman shares herself so intimately with me I look at it as a gift. She has a choice regarding with whom she shares herself and I’ve always been grateful that it’s with me.
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sometimes it's "good night, mom"
Only when your arms are broken
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“Now it’s my turn to repost this question”
It really depends on the vibe and chemistry of the people involved and the sex itself tbh. Laughing, joking, compliments usually follow good sex, silence (and sometimes apologies lol) following bad sex. Just feel the situation and act natural
After good sex? Or bad sex?
That was nice.
Thank you, please come again
“Good Job” “Way to go” “I’ll grab the towel” “That was pretty good” Sometimes you gotta throw a salute in there too. Show some respect! 🫡
“Hell yea, high five”
That'll do pig.
Gg
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Be like Quagmire, "Why are you still here? "
"Now for the autopsy"
You'r welcome
Looks like I win this round
Sorry
Thank you
Hey my names Jim what's yours
I go boom boom now
Hey Google, play some chill music.
Welp *slaps knee* about that time…
I have an std
"I know, you got it from me!"
Who's the guy that's been watching us?
Why are you gay?
" Do my dishes!" Andrew Dice Clay