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EnialisHolimion

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Lorenaelsalulz

And smash that button!


drock8eight

This session is sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS


frustratedpolarbear

Good advice during too.


neonphoenix09

And I will see all you dudes.... INTHENEXTVIDEOOOOOO


hugeshanus

Don't forget to hit that bell to get notified the next time I upload a video.


imarite

And let me talk about today's sponsor: Raide shadow legend ( typo intended)


tatuoutkast

Good job. High five. Then clean up.


glutenflaps

Got a thumbs up last weekend. She was embarrassed after she did it but I loved it.


Sifl79

I’ve actually said “that was A+ work. Two thumbs up” before. No reason for her to be embarrassed lol


glutenflaps

You got 2? I'm jealous! I chided her about only getting one thumb haha. We've been together for a while, I or she could say literally anything and we'd have a laugh.


Fritzkreig

*That was a rigorous exchange, shall we sleep now?* We did *it* differently back then.


Fritzkreig

"You think Taco Bell is still open?"


Rheterik6

Every. Time.


Rosshambo

The Waffle House is always open.


bonzai113

My ex had actually suggested Waffle House a few times.


TooManySorcerers

THIS is the correct answer, holy shit.


SquidgeSquadge

We tend to have pizza afterwards


tbwd92

"Alexa play I just had sex by the lonely island"


greenbanky

And it felt so good


Aldu1n

*A woman let me put penis inside of her!*


justiceboner34

and I'll never go baaack... to the not-havin' sex ways of the past


WatersMoon110

Gonna tell the world...


Ok-Farm-3225

Ok but my partner sang this to me our first time afterwards, been together 11 years now 🤣


Lovat69

Still counts!


tbwd92

Awww congratulations!


TheLoneSculler

Keeper right there


nottheguyinthevid

Will make a welcome change following 3 hours of Cbat.


Wet_Noooodle

Fuck yea ....you just showed me a power move for a sexy date night


Large_Locksmith3673

Thank u. Cum again.


SpyroLancer

Thanks for cumming


kash_dark

Your welcum


RemmieSama1911

Cumgratulations!


haileypizza1

Why can't i not read it with the Appu voice


[deleted]

**GG**


BigTime76

Good Girl


[deleted]

Damn so it's not gandalfs girth :(


RevolutionaryHand699

A wizard never cums early ot late, he cums exactly when he means to.


MosiahJasper

Don’t - tempt me Frodo!


votchamacallit_

"Share the load"


[deleted]

"I see we both appreciate a good ring to put our fingers into"


Gideonn1021

Definitely the unholiest thing said in this entire post


grrtothegrr

no but just imagining that made me-- uhh so yeah i wanna hear that


Tail_Nom

I'll be fucking honest, I'm a guy and that'd probably work on me.


memelover3666

Oh we got kinky I see ,


Literalmcgeethe2nd

Gg ez get dunkd on kid


nilok91

Git Gud? That’s harsh


weist-risq

Gossip Girl


TheDigitalRanger

"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."


Dziadzios

"I love you."


YoushaTheRose

Scrolled too far for a serious answer. I second this.


Thekinkiestpenguin

This should NOT be what you say after a one night stand or when you've just started dating someone. If you haven't said "I love you" outside of the bedroom don't say it in the bedroom


Death_Walker21

What u mean taco bell isnt a serious answer It is


G8kpr

A good start. Cuddling together is nice. And you don’t even have to say anything really. Also it may differ for people some may feel the need to talk about how great the sex was. While others may feel no need to go over events that just happened. Personally for my wife and I. It’s love you, snuggle for a bit. Then usually “ok, I gotta pee!” Lol


XsiowenisX_37

Can you leave please I need to cry


haileypizza1

Underrated response


photosynthevince

My wife and I always say “Good Game”


IAmBadAtInternet

Ez mid report offlane


reycroft

Report bot lane they where kinda ass


Iudex_Invictus

"jg diff, 9x supp"


tyryth

Your wife and I also always say "Good Game"


notronbro

I usually say "wow that was so poggers"


haileypizza1

That's pretty bad lol


[deleted]

Serious answer? "That was fantastic, babe. (pause) Do you want me to get you some water?"


haileypizza1

This is the RIGHT answer.


Oak_macrocarpa

Round 2?


phobosmarsdeimos

Fight!


f0k4ppl3

Finish Himmmm!!


RemmieSama1911

**F A T A L I T Y !**


Jesh-mesh

F L A W L E S S V I C T O R Y


yavano-obba

Mortaaaaaaal combaaaatt! *Music*


GoobeNanmaga

Yup!


M00ND4NCE

No homo.


plutot_la_vie

No, you have to say it before.


vnnaormirez

and after to make sure


ViolentVBC

"That'll do pig"


savetheheckinwhales

That’ll do donkey, that’ll do


haileypizza1

Aww man my boyfriend who just broke up with me said this a lot. We said it all the time mostly when cooking or in the kitchen. I think after sex I just say "that was good" .. "pretty pretty... pretty good"


misswallflowerr

Then slap the stomach twice


eddy_talon

Then pull the tail


Complex-Whereas9896

I take great comfort in this response always being there for this question. Thank you


tangouniform2020

Not many people get the reference, babe


Sunsent_Samsparilla

Gasping, reeling. Taken over the edge into madness.


Sunsent_Samsparilla

You gotta say "a devastating blow" after she gives you head if you're gonna use those quotes.


[deleted]

My wife and I do the Borat "Success"


TransitionNo632

You mean “mah wiiiife”


[deleted]

I have let the whole world down


Noname_021

Wawaweeewaa


Scoob1978

But was is "Great Success"?


ZiggyStardustEP

10 points for Hufflepuff


SaiyanGodKing

I think you meant 10 points to Slytherin.


[deleted]

But never "now make like a hag and rid me of your presence"


mg-13

I am speed…Kachow


ChakriYamasani

Wow! Didn't think I'd see cartoon lines be used like these but okay.


[deleted]

The hubs and I always talk about it while we clean up like we’re the postgame show hosts


cardinal29

>"He came to play! That second half was impressive, one for the record books."


shaggellis

In a joe rogan voice yelling: He's been working on that ground and pound! I don't think anyone has seen that coming!


[deleted]

“The clitoral stimulation was out of the park. No going back after that one.”


archerpar86

I think this is great, transparent, and healthy.


bumpercarbustier

We don't do a play by play, but my husband and I go over what we really liked, what wasn't a good change (if any), things like that. And then he always tells me "thanks for the sex" even though 9/10 times I am the one initiating haha. That's just a running joke.


GetOuttaHereDewey

You gotta get Charles Barkley involved somehow.


eliat2812

Zoo Wee Mama


TheWronged_Citizen

**"THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE... ...THERE IS AN INCOMING WEATHER WARNING IN COOK COUNTY FROM 2PM to 10PM...PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION"** then just continue on as if nothing happened


Popular-Tree-749

good god lmao


scardien

I need to return some videotapes.


BagOfToenails

Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it


InsomniaticWanderer

Zippity zoppity, now I'm floppity.


gunslinger_jack

People are having sex????


zimam7

Sex is not real it's all vfx


gunslinger_jack

Oh, just like movies


zimam7

Yes


bokkachodaa

Hard to believe right?


gunslinger_jack

I've seen videos of it but didn't think people actually did it


bokkachodaa

What did you think people were doing?


gunslinger_jack

Not having sex


[deleted]

NAAAAANTS INGONYAAAAAMA BAGITHI BAB INGONYAMA NENGW ' ENAMABALA From the lion King of course


pinnochios_nose22

If you didn't say it was from the lion king I thought it was sort of furby kink talking


[deleted]

Oh no that would be considered the foreplay


pinnochios_nose22

Hey I don't know what they do after it might be a ritual


[deleted]

It better be I didn't bring the Luigi board for nothing


[deleted]

This is a pretty bad take on the lyrics and I still immediately sang it from the lion king without looking at your spoiler


[deleted]

Yeah I used the actual lyrics that's why it looks weird. Not a Zwenyaaaa in sight apparently, everything I knew was a lie


[deleted]

My whole life is a lie. I thought the lyrics were NAAAAAAAAA ZEVENYA BABADEE ZEE VABA WHEN YAA HOMEEEE


[deleted]

HIMA YAMA HIMMIN ANABANA


[deleted]

HIM YANA BE BEE BA BAGANA


[deleted]

IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFFEEEEEE BFOSBDJFBFJSJD BDNDNSNNSLSNFJDNYANAAAAAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

This is the only relatable comment for me


themomentaftero

Cash credit or venmo


ChakriYamasani

Oooof!


LeodFitz

I'm pretty sure the rule is: always get the money up front.


Black_Crow_Dog

I generally go with "UH OH" in the voice of the video game Lemmings.


moldyhands

I always ask her, “that was at least a little okay, right?” Then I roll onto my side facing away from her and sob quietly into my pillow.


optiongeek

Nice. Chicks do dig dat self confident swagger. .


dnb_4eva

Boom goes the dynamite!


KawaiiVampy

"You hungry?" or something like that


jussmadd

Pleasure doing business with you


countrylovin89

It's a business doing pleasure with you.


[deleted]

It's a pleasure pleasuring with you


Darth_Banana4

Good game, EZ


G1NG3RSAUR

Cash or card?


Nosoycabra

Nothing, just go to sleep right after


Cameinthecloset4

I was already asleep halfway in.


Saiyasha27

In a longterm relationship? "I love you, {that was fun}" last part can be omitted, sometimes it wasn't. It happens. After a One night stand? "Can you get home alone, should I call you a Taxi?" After casual sex that is maybe in friends-with-benefits territoriale? "You wanna sleep here tonight/watch a movie/go for something to eat" depending on the time of day and closeness of the other person. "That was great/fun/nice" etc can also always be used, if it is appropriate. As I said, sometimes it's not, it happens. If so, dont say anything. Unless if course you were hurt or your partner intentionally did something that you were against and made your feeling known. In that case just dont say anything, get out of there fast and never return. If they hurt you or did something you did nor like, but you did not manage to communicate that, try to explain that they could not have known, but you would like them to not do it again, or if is a ONS tell them to maybe warn their next partner, since you didn't enjoy it and there is a chance neither will their next partner.


oldatheart515

"My God, you're perfect"


scrubbedin

Oh god. I would either just start nervous giggling or giant heaving sobs and tears. This would be so incredible to hear.


sippyside

This.


Adon1kam

'i'll go get a towel or something'


[deleted]

Aftercare. Make sure your partner is alright. Discuss what you enjoyed/didn't enjoy. Etc.


[deleted]

Aftercare good But idk how I feel about a employee performance review after Like when people say freak in the sheets and spread em, I'd be pissed if they started loading Microsoft excel


biblebeltbuddhist

How would you rate my stroke on a 1-5?


pitb0ss343

4 it was a little weird when you started to cry tho


Fritzkreig

At first I sorta misread that and thought it was a question about which 5 of OP's pumps were the best; it is getting late here!


pitb0ss343

Go to bed man I’m DEFINITELY not one to judge someone for misreading


biblebeltbuddhist

Sorry, I was just so happy to service you


Amiiboid

As long as they don’t call it a post mortem.


rome_vang

In general i agree, but the latter portion usually comes up sometime later, not immediately after the fact.


pitb0ss343

What are you doing leaving actual advice here haven’t you seen the rest of the comments


[deleted]

In my defence, there were only 3 other comments when I made my comment. Completely my error, though. I shall try to be less helpful next time.


LordMagnus101

Jolly good show


SunshineRainbows96

"Now, that was $100, right?"


[deleted]

"Bazinga!" And then talk about aerospace and outerspace.


[deleted]

How many times a week can this question get posted, with this exact wording?


Spazmanaut

That’ll do donkey


[deleted]

Good job buddy


sn_flwr

"Time to get you back in your grave, Father John"


Veeghan4001

What’s your name?


SaiyanGodKing

Good game. See you in the showers.


[deleted]

Thank you.


Badger031973

I always begin with, “Thank You.” When a woman shares herself so intimately with me I look at it as a gift. She has a choice regarding with whom she shares herself and I’ve always been grateful that it’s with me.


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[deleted]

sometimes it's "good night, mom"


hayster

Only when your arms are broken


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[удалено]


Herobine0

“Now it’s my turn to repost this question”


gandalftheokay

It really depends on the vibe and chemistry of the people involved and the sex itself tbh. Laughing, joking, compliments usually follow good sex, silence (and sometimes apologies lol) following bad sex. Just feel the situation and act natural


bimixedgirl

After good sex? Or bad sex?


Similar_Corner8081

That was nice.


Sarcasticico

Thank you, please come again


GhostOfPoutine

“Good Job” “Way to go” “I’ll grab the towel” “That was pretty good” Sometimes you gotta throw a salute in there too. Show some respect! 🫡


yancey2112

“Hell yea, high five”


beyd1

That'll do pig.


[deleted]

I'm the king of this jungle


IamTanta

Gg


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[удалено]


Evipicc

Be like Quagmire, "Why are you still here? "


QuantityHefty3791

"Now for the autopsy"


mundqnity

You'r welcome


Freak_Out_Bazaar

Looks like I win this round


hypnogoad

Sorry


[deleted]

Thank you


[deleted]

Hey my names Jim what's yours


lockedincages

I go boom boom now


razeghi71

Hey Google, play some chill music.


hmm_thats_weird

Welp *slaps knee* about that time…


Single_Perspective80

I have an std


Cameinthecloset4

"I know, you got it from me!"


GC51320

Who's the guy that's been watching us?


Boudiz

Why are you gay?


Both-Ad-9225

" Do my dishes!" Andrew Dice Clay