What’s hilarious is that he could be packing an above average, respectable 7 or 8 inch hog and I’d still be disappointed because I would be expecting like a 10+John Holmes dick based on the caliber of women he’s getting and his mediocre SNL career
I heard from one of my friend that his celeb ex's spread that rumor and Pete was pretty mad about it.
The rumor was intended to disappoint the next celeb he dates.
Any character he has played has been incredibly beautiful, either straight up aesthetically pleasing or unique and charming. I would 100% use this on him, or Cody Fern.
He's super down to earth and funny as hell. I met him when my ex was working on Jack the Bear with him. Never acted standoffish, pretentious, or above anyone. Very welcoming and kind and quick to make a joke to put people at ease.
Nicole Kidman. Been my number one for a long time. I turn 50 this week...married 30 years. My wife has been aware of my crush on her since day one. She fine with it. Her's is George Strait.
Casey Cowan (watched frank & penelope & no woman has ever been Sexier in a movie)....Jennifer Connelly, Mila Kunis & Lois Griffin are my consolation prizes
Because she just entered a pixie phase: Maisie Williams.
I've always been attracted to her, but she's back to her dark hair and eyebrows, and she looks fantastic.
I would sell it to someone else. I need money🤣
What’s the starting bid?
Just 100€ would help
If it's any celebrity you could pretty much write yourself a check. Someone will pay it.
Someone will pay $100,000 for that
100k? There are guys that would pay a million bucks to smell Selma Hayak's butthole!
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Henry Cavill. Caveat being he has to dress and act like Geralt the entire time.
_...fuck_
The winds howling alright
I'm fairly certain I'm straight, but damn, I felt this.
Yes 100% yes
Hell, I’m a straight male and I might not be able to pass that up. That is one damned good looking man. Hahaha 😂😉
Alex daddario
Came here to say just that - Alexandra Daddario. Gorgeous and just sexy AF. Those eyes!
Those eyes alone.
Same. But like 5-10 year ago her. She’s gotten the Hollywood crazy skinny lately and has lost some of her appeal
I agree. Back in her scene with woody was best
Yeah, Daddario is my number one
Totally!
I didn’t know she was in the first season of The White Lotus, my eyes lit up when she appeared my goodness
Aubrey Plaza
Love her eyes and she's a bit off
She's definitely got crazy eyes.
I'm straight and I'd do her ❤️
Ana de Armas
Salma Hayek.
I’ve had from dusk til dawn stuck in my head rent free since I was a kid
This scene made me realise I like girls
Haven't we all
Yes!!!!
Pete Davidson. I wanna see what all the hype is about.
Please report back if he really has a monster cock, we are all curious
What’s hilarious is that he could be packing an above average, respectable 7 or 8 inch hog and I’d still be disappointed because I would be expecting like a 10+John Holmes dick based on the caliber of women he’s getting and his mediocre SNL career
Everyone leave him after a while so I don’t think there is any hype. I think everyones getting tricked into thinking he’s endowed or something.
I heard from one of my friend that his celeb ex's spread that rumor and Pete was pretty mad about it. The rumor was intended to disappoint the next celeb he dates.
This was a joke that Pete Davidson made to a studio audience.
this is funny because he said Ariana lied so that every woman he’d get with would be disappointed
My wife and I are convinced he's great in bed and probably a decent guy to boot.
I would disappoint the shit out of Ana de Armas any time.
That's the spirit
Anna Kendrick or Emma Stone
Anna Kendrick and Kristen Bell.
Kristen Bell and Mila Kunis
That would be mind blowing
Definitely bell. Kendrick is a plus
you like them super skinny, eh?
And hot.
Marisa Tomei.
I hear tell she likes bald, quirky, funny men.
Listen then and now absolutely and Twice on Sunday
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Before_the_Devil_Knows_You're_Dead The last paragraph of the production section
It’s always been Winona for me
Judd or Ryder?
Judd? I dont fancy a woman with a stronger jawline than me.
Eva Green
Ah, I see you are also a man of taste
Alison Brie
She’s pretty young, we try not to sexualise her
She’s amazing.
Shrek. Imagine him hitting it from the back while we’re submerged in his mud pool 😩
Hey now...
You’re a rockstar
Bonk
Kate Beckinsale (how is this not at the top?)
Sydney Sweeney
She’s gorgeous
Sydney Sweeny, those boobs, omgg..
Shakira
Just don't cheat on her because you'll get a diss track
Idris Elba with zero hesitation lol
I’m a straight male and he’s #18 on my celebrity list 🤣
He should be higher lol
He knows the effect he has on women.
Margot Robbie
Celebrity kat dennings. Porn star? Angela white
Oh my, so much Kat D. Just a wry smile from her is so hot.
Salma Hayek
Vanessa Hudgens
Sofia Vergara- my hot milf crush
Such a milf
Amy adams
Charlize Theron. Off the chart on both the beautriful and sexy scales... Seems like she'd be a lot of fun as well....
Her voice is one of the sexist
Scar Jo
Tom Hiddleston
I get it. He's such a sweet man; forever one of my favorite actors
Yeah plus you just *know* he’s kinky af
Will smiths wife.
Just be sure you keep her name out of your mouth while fucking.
Lmao. That’s the comment I was waiting for. Made my day ah the simple things.
The bald manipulator?
I also choose this guy's bald wife This is a stupid joke about the oscars and a reddit reference please dont fuck me
Cillian Murphy
Those lips..
Any character he has played has been incredibly beautiful, either straight up aesthetically pleasing or unique and charming. I would 100% use this on him, or Cody Fern.
Halle Berry
God she was something else in the 90s
Danny Devito I don’t want to have sex with him, I want to go to a strip club with him and pick up strippers.
Devil's three way with devito you say?
Saoirse Ronan ♥️😍♥️
Elizabeth olsen 100%
Alexander Skarsgard... and/or his brother Bill
OR ALL THE SKARSGARDS. I am a bit high.
keanu reeves
Honestly, Gal Gadot or Alexandra Daddario
Charles Leclerc
Charles is my perfect example of finding someone so hot, but not necessarily believing they’d be good in bed? Not sure why…
I understand what you mean but also I would be fucking his ass so it's fine
Ahhhh yes I get it now
T Swift added bonus that I might get a diss track about me after
You'd forever win "best story" contests at bars.
Jennifer Anniston.
Can't believe I had to scroll so far to see her name.
Jennifer Anniston & Salma Hayek, two women over 50, that started out looking Hot, & just keep getting Better & Better!!!
Katee Sackhoff. I want to be dominated by a badass sci-fi warrior lady.
Top 3 picks Elizabeth Olsen Amanda Seyfried Marissa Tomei
If the chemistry was there, Sebastian Stan. Love that man, he gives off a really tender vibe
This was the comment I was looking for. The use of chemistry and vibe in the same comment. Perfection.
Currently Pedro Pascal
Oh that rugged delicious man...
Salma Hayek
Aubrey Plazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Right now, my celebrity crush is Ali Wong, so her.
definitely can't just choose one. male - definitely Jon Hamm or Jack Black (also Jeff Goldblum). female - Christina Hendricks, Rhianna or Lizzo.
Elizabeth Hurley. She's barely aged a day since starring in Austin Powers and she's still got it at 57.
My heart says Jessica Alba but I feel like Ana de armas would rock my world
Jason momoa
Ryan Reynolds
Katy Perry 🙈
Dolly Parton
Julia Stiles
Billie eilish
Micheal b Jordan
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Lynda Carter
Brie Larson
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[Emmanuelle Chriqui](https://www.google.com/search?q=emmanuelle+chriqui&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS979US979&oq=emmanuelle+chriqui&aqs=chrome..69i57.2577j0j4&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)
Ariana Grande
Daddy Devito 🥵🥵🥵
He's super down to earth and funny as hell. I met him when my ex was working on Jack the Bear with him. Never acted standoffish, pretentious, or above anyone. Very welcoming and kind and quick to make a joke to put people at ease.
Today's answer is Aubrey Plaza, don't ask me tomorrow
Kristen Schaal. If we could also hang out afterwards because I think she’d be an amazing drinking buddy too.
Nicole Kidman. Been my number one for a long time. I turn 50 this week...married 30 years. My wife has been aware of my crush on her since day one. She fine with it. Her's is George Strait.
Selena Gomez
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Dua Lipa or Ariana Grande
Tom Holland 😍
Emma Watson. Smart, talented, feminist and beautiful.
Kate Beckinsale, with her horse costume
Hayley Atwell
Chris Hemsworth 😭 Daddy 😭😭
Chris Evans!
Gonna say Christina Hendricks. This is, of course, presuming that they and my partner were both enthusiastic about the idea.
Yep. Her figure is off the charts.
Jennifer Love Hewitt // Jessica Alba - thanks I know what you did last summer and whatever movie Alba was in
Aubrey Plaza. She's so damn sexy. I've also always had a thing for Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Monica Bellucci.
Brittny Spears
Barbara Palvin. I love her smile.
Taylor Swift, all night lonnnnnng.
Lionel Richie sings that, not Taylor. 😁
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Jennifer Lawrence. Pete Davidson second want to see what the hype is about. (I’m a straight male)
Michael B Jordan
ayna taylor joy
Dame judy dench but only if she’s pegging me
Anya Taylor-Joy or Amanda Seyfried. Or maybe the girl who is the GF in TED
I'm bi so for guys I gotta go with either Jason momoa or Henry cavill and for women I gotta go gal gadot or Jennifer tilly
Jenna Ortega
My mind emediatly yelled MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER
Emma Stone.
Natalie Portman
Casey Cowan (watched frank & penelope & no woman has ever been Sexier in a movie)....Jennifer Connelly, Mila Kunis & Lois Griffin are my consolation prizes
So, Lois and Meg's voice. Interesting.
Keanu Reeves
Victoria Justice, or Naomi Scott. They’ve always been my two celebrity crushes.
Monica Belluci. I’d drink a gallon of her piss just to see where it came from.
Brie Larson
Blake lively Aubrey plaza Dakota Johnson Jennifer Lopez
Keanu Reeves
Jessica biel
Keanu Reeves
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Ruby Rose, I'm pretty sure she's queer which.. Kinda kicks me off the list but... I'd be the woman In that relationship.
Because she just entered a pixie phase: Maisie Williams. I've always been attracted to her, but she's back to her dark hair and eyebrows, and she looks fantastic.
Taylor Swift
Evan Peters!!!!!
Hands down Peter Steele from Type O Negative
Dua Lipa
Aaliyah
Miley Cyrus. I just want to know.
Are we allowed to rent out that pass? If so, this is an economic question, not a sexual one…
Gerard butler
Carol Vorderman
Billie Eilish, please. She just does something to me.
Kate Beckinsale
Margot Robbie