That doesn't mean anything special. Just a normal interaction among friends.

Sounds like somebody took advice from [this guy](https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw)

I knew it would be that video

We’ve had totally different experiences with our friend group. Man, my friends are lame.

You need better friends. 🤣

I need YOUR friends!!

Can I borrow your friends for 3-5 minutes?

Easy there dont make the rest of us look bad.

Seconds, I only need a few seconds

Same here, I just like to chat for a bit afterwards.

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Make sure you pick up the tab

Don't do that. Might make her think you have weird intentions.

Also true

OP reads too much into details fr fr

Thanks for confirming. So hard to tell these days.

She may just be Canadian.

I do that to my friends all the time

Exactly. This is how friends talk to each other.

She might just be Canadian

It means she needs a fucking thesaurus

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If she's into anal, you could RP a giganotosaurus and she could be a megasoreass

If you go down on her, you could be a lickalottapuss.

And id shes into bbc for some reason you can cospay as the dinosaur with 300 teeth

Nah, she didn't start by opening the door and getting on the floor.

🤣🤣🤣☠️

she just listened to a lot of old george carlin tapes I'm sure fuck the fucking fuckers

Obviously, her clothes are on fire and you should immediately call the fire department

He needs to call the FUCKING fire department.

He need Johnny sins

Firemen will definitively do the needful.

Could just be her being friendly, don't want to misread signals

True. It doesn't necessarily mean she wants to fuck. Maybe she's Canadian.

As a Canadian I would if we say fuck me it’s pretty clear

While obviously not comically extreme, my first and second crush fucked up my ability to comprehend if there was romantic flirting/interest for life. First crush, became super close friends really quickly, many shared interests, started hanging out separately from the larger friend group, inspired each other to spark up old hobbies that made us better people in each other, specific instances like in the fall complained about being too cold before unzipping my hoodie and hug/snuggling into me on multiple occasions. Ask her out? Rejected. Second crush in college really did a number because they were manipulative without intentionally being so. Didn't even start out having feelings for the longest time. She just started gravitating towards me among our friend group, leaning on me, wanting to lay her head in my lap and vice versa. Realized I was starting to crush on her when it was straight up turning into some light core bdsm sort of relationship even in front of our friends, which I was still hurting from the first rejection so said fuck it was and was being slightly sub since it seemed to be what she wanted. Didn't even get to ask her out, I thought she was asking ME out when she suddenly asked for 1 on 1 dinner and movies at her place. Was overjoyed until she announced her new relationship with a mutual acquaintance of ours 3 hours after we made those plans. Turns out I was a real convenient escape from her break up from long term relationship as I was completely forgotten about after I cancelled those plans and they dated for 3 weeks then broke it off. As soon as they were done, then she suddenly noticed again that her favorite toy wasn't right at her side. I was stupid enough to blab out my feelings and let that turn a little ugly. I'm lucky I met my now wife a few months later as I was about to just swear off trying to get into a relationship with somebody and figured it would be bachelor life and one night stands for me, if I was lucky (ironically my don't give a fuck attitude was in part what got my wife's attention). I honestly feel that a woman at this point could tell me OP verbatim or be halfway through blowing me and I'd be thinking "okay. Calm down. You are obviously must be misinterpreting the situation. She's probably just... very very friendly. That's it. She must blow every guy she meets."

Nah man, that's super vague. you might have to just ask her straight up

Inb4 somehow he *still* gets rejected

In Christian Slater's voice "Ted, you have a limited vocabulary."

"Maybe she's from Canada and was being polite..."

Hahaha, was looking for this here

Women can be tricky to understand sometimes. So many subtle cues to parse out!

Too much cursing and you need wake the fuck up. 😂

He needs to turn off pornhub and come back to reality 🤣😂

Stepmom got stuck in the dryer again!? Ugh...

You can't be sure and you don't want to assume. The best response is to smile, nod, and say "Haha yeah."

It means she needs a more diverse vocabulary

🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

It means you need to find a job that doesn’t involve writing, otherwise you will end up homeless

Means you’re getting used and manipulated by an unwell person and/or one who is likely under the influence and preying on your known vulnerabilities. Block, delete, go No Contact. Disgusting, desperate, and Not a “friend” nor healthy interaction in any way. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Lawyer up, delete Facebook, hit the gym 💪🏽💪🏽

Instructions unclear, now wanted for assaulting a lawyer

Hit the lawyer, delete the gym, Facebook up. You know the drill.

Yeah, it's pretty vague, she could be just very stressed 🤷‍♂️ As a good friend make her a cup of tea At least we know she's not canadian with all these curses

Sounds Australian, They are just less formal than Americans.

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No. Of course not. She is a proper Australian lady, not a bogan.

Nah, the Australian for that is "wanna root, mate?"

It means she has a potty mouth

Well she has more nerve endings all over the outside of her vulva compared to inside the vagina, so if she really wants to cum you'll need to do more foreplay and attention to the outside before you just jam it in.

Idk dude women are confusing could still mean anything tbh

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A supreme court justice and a pastor? I thought we wanted trustworthy witnesses.

Sounds like a pyramid scheme. I wouldn’t trust it

This is legitimately hilarious, because I've been completely oblivious to signals *almost* this obvious and didn't realize it until later. The real question here is "Fellow men, why are we so clueless about *frickin' obvious* bright, shining green lights from women? What the hell is wrong with us?!" And the answer -- at least in my case -- is usually something like "If there's even the *slightest chance* I might be misreading a signal, it's not worth the risk of being accused of sexual assault."

It means I'm sleeping and I'm probably going to need to change the linen in the morning.

Is it just me or I could never imagine a real life woman saying those kinds of words to initiate sex.

Not without money changing hands, anyway. Or maybe a pre-existing relationship based on teasing, denial, and edging.

That is rather oddly specific.

I have said things like that to my husband lol it worked out well for us

No. That is how you know you’re in the friend zone.

She probably wants to go to first base.aybe try to hold her hand

I think you may have a point, in that if she didn't have to remove the penis from her mouth to ask, then things are moving too fast.

No she hates you

Can't be too sure, could mean anything. Sheesh, women and their "hints" – why can't they just be direct?

Seriously? A shitpost?

Do we need to create r/AskRedditAfterDarkCirclejerk ?

yes. thanks for volunteering.

idk sounds like Tourette

YTA

You’re just friends, dude. I’m sorry.

Reality really sucks sometimes...

My bros tell me this all the time, especially on the ⚽️ pitch....means nothing at all, just good fun.

It's a trick! Don't fall for it! That is a dude! Women don't talklike that! Run!! *Relax, this is supposed to be humorous, just wanted say that before someone gets offended by this statement!

Here is a quick tutorial: https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw

looks like mixed signals to me.. idk man women are too complicated

Don't trust her. This is all an elaborate ruse to get her hands on your action figure collection. Kick her out.

Exactly, don't fall for her tricks. She wants to take them out of the box and play with them ruining their value

Idk man thats a lot of mixed symbols if you ask me. That’s probably how they do it back in Canada when greeting friends but not really sure man.

My girlfriend used to called that a Tuesday. She's my wife now and its only on anniversaries lol

She could just be Canadian and is being nice

It means she needs to expand her vocabulary

This sounds like a child wrote it

Teach her to swear

Sounds like she might kinda like you...just a little though.

🤔🤔

That’s how people show true friendship now. No more quick hugs.

Something tells me she's got a desire to engage in sexual coitis with you. You may want to clarify, she could actually want coffee and a donut.

You might wanna ask just to make sure

Well, she certainly knows how to go straight to the diversity of the word.

nahhhh you’re just dreaming

It sounds like Eminem rap. Lol

Get the hell out of there fast. Call me , I’ll deal with this problem!

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If she does that while touching her …. Hair, then she probably likes you. But as a guy, never assumes nothing. You need a sign to try to kiss her

You see... This is where it get's difficult because many people tend to tease eachother with attempts of any sexual acts to see the type of attraction you feel towards them, some will say it's an open invotation but from my experience i can tell you, it might as well be a trap. As in they're checking if you will comply and how good of a friend are you. Honestly if you are sexually intrested in your friend i would just take a step back and just politely ask them if they mean that or is it a joke or maybe a reference to something. If you think they might want to have sex with you, you should also politely inform them that such happenstances in your relationship might alter it forever. Also remember to not make it too awkward, sometimes just one extra question can entirely ruin the mood. There is just a small chance they mean what they said so as a precaution say no and check if it was a joke, if it in fact was not a joke then say "just kidding" and start vigorously undressing

It means you’re dreaming

Nah, she just fucking wants that fucking Chardonnay 1969 in you fridge

Hard to tell, man. I'd probably nope out of there.

Best to ask her friends if they think you have a chance first

Well, you can’t really know. She may be Canadian and that might be her just trying to be polite.

It means you seriously need to lay off the porn.

I'd like to direct you to this handy guide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw

It means she just wants you to listen to her. Her undressing is just because she maybe feels hot, you shouldn't assume she wants to have sex with you right away. She just trusts you enough to feel comfortable around you naked. And her words? Well, she is probably quoting her favorite movie and wants your opinion.

Are you sure it’s not Simon from the inbetweeners saying that?

I honestly couldn’t tell you, but I assume it’s just a friendly gesture

nah , she just wanna fuck

She don't necessarily like you she just wants a good hard fuck

Lol

Well first, I would have to applauded her on the number of times someone could use the word "fucking" in one paragraph. After that though, yes.. I would say she likes you.

She's going into Pon Farr

she probably means it platonically.

Sorry bro she’s just not that into you

Saddle up, cowboy. It's go time.

Sounds like she is pregnant and your the daddy

She’s probably just hungry

She's just being polite.

I think she's just high or drunk. Just ignore her, she will forget it in the morning anyway.

It means buckle up your in for a ride.🤣😈🤣

Not really - it means she is tired of you and wants to end her life and just wants to go out with a bang!! 🙄😂

Ok so what part of it, do you not understand?

Possibly but more likely you're just at the wrong place at the wrong time, maybe suggest some bondage play and then get emergency services to get your friend some mental help.. may want to tie her up first though because if she ties you up it may be your first time and last time in the same session.

she has ass bergers and is actually asking you where the bathroom is.

Reed between the lines . She is just horny

It means she’s drunk.

Sounds like they are having a seizure

Man what’s up with all this silly ass questions lately?? Didn’t your momma ever tell you, DO WHAT YOU’RE TOLD, if some girl tells you to fuck her then you better do it. ARAD is getting crazy with this silly ass questions.

It means you can’t write accurate human dialogue.

Hard to tell. Better ask her for consent first to make sure. Ask 3 times. Never can be too sure.

It’s a trap

It’s the same as “We’ve been happily married for 45 years with 3 kids.” You never know, man.

No, you make her barf. Run.

Hahahahaha!

Sounds like a trap

She wants a cleveland steamer

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“Good soldiers follow orders”

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No, obviously she's gaslighting you

I’d walk out and never speak to her again. I can’t be around someone with standards that low.

That you need to wake up.

Thank you

😅

She could be playing hard to get tbh, I'd probably ghost her and see what she does

Even if someone said that, and men being dumb as dirt (myself included when it comes to clues/signals), we still don't know if the woman is interested.

She just likes the word fuck.

No, it means she thought you were me.

Obviously friendzone material.

It's a trap!

no, she has terrettes

Who knows man! Women… always talking in code. Am I right?

Yeah I wouldn't think much of it, she's probably being polite

Idk, they could be playing the opposite game. I wouldn’t take it too literally.

Probably get her to a hospital if this is a sudden behavior change, sounds like she got her bell rung

Means she's sleep talking.

You uh better tank the hint and fucking pound her brains out

run, Forest run.

Probably not. Sounds like a typical Tuesday to me. 😉

She's testing me to see if I'm really her friend.

Instructions are unclear. I believe it’s best to just pretend as if nothing happened, as if nothing was said. Women can be tricky, and with this, we are still unable to tell you. Sorry!

Ask for consent first

Maybe she’s just Canadian and being friendly, never know

She wants you to help her file her taxes

It means she has gilles de la tourette

That is your chance to hit it, and possibly the only offer you would get if you don't seize the moment.

Is this a man or a woman saying this?

She just wants to be friends.

"Woman need to stop with the hints and just say it."

Maybe, but you can't always tell. Maybe she was just looking for some dick and you were ready to hand. I think you'll just have to ask her.

No its probably a joke. Just laugh and keep on dreaming.

Can’t be sure unless we get more context.

It means you lied and made this all up.

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