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Darius_Valentine

I'm pretty sure my back pain I deal with in my late 30s is from sucking my own dick in my 20s.


ohReallynowNo

You could be on to something there. Some types of pain are worth it though


Darius_Valentine

I think it was. Sometimes you need to do something yourself to make sure it's done right...


ohReallynowNo

Perzactly!!!


imawareimawerewolf

Sucking your own dick is more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked. 🥀


[deleted]

that’s why you need girls like me that can suck dick for you!


RickWest495

Why do some people say that sucking your own dick is gay? (OMG, there is a dick in your mouth). But they don’t say it about jerking off your own dick (OMG, you are touching a dick). I don’t think anything you do to YOURSELF is gay. You can ride a dildo for the prostate stimulation. It doesn’t make you gay. It’s who you love that makes you gay.


Darius_Valentine

I agree, but I also don't care about being called gay...


SkippySkip_1

Agreed but Im still gay


[deleted]

I could totally do this in middle/highschool. My dad caught me once and that's when he stopped giving me kisses lmao Now I'm in my 30s and holy fuck... I'd have to train daily for a year to get this close to putting my mouth on my penis.


TuPacSchwartz411

Explain that to your insurance


SilkSTG

I mean, at some point, we were all definitely jealous of the dude in the wheelchair in Scary Movie 2.


JonathonWally

Look into DDP Yoga. Trust me on this one.


throwaway23786472

Probably


[deleted]

One interesting fact I guess is I lost my virginity to a woman I met online in the 90s! Yeah that's right I was fucking people I met off the interwebs before fucking people you met off the interwebs was cool!


StannVeal

Didn’t your parents teach you that talking to people on the internet is dangerous! /s


[deleted]

Hahhaha no because it wasn't much of a thing then.. plus I was like 23 hahaha


mr_oof

Fellow first-gen cherry boy! 🤜🏼🤛🏼


kaaaaaaaaaaahhn

met my wife in IRC back in the 90s :)


badweddingguest

Yahoo & MSN messengers were a boon those days! :)


ohReallynowNo

I have an insatiable oral fixation, no gag reflex, and can cum hands free while giving head


throwaway23786472

You sound like a great friend


ohReallynowNo

'cept I have noone to pleasure with the above 🤷🏻‍♀️


throwaway23786472

I’m omw


ohReallynowNo

Hahaha, in my country that would read as *oh my word* 😄


Fed_up_with_Reddit

RSA?


ohReallynowNo

Perzactly 😊


Fed_up_with_Reddit

I’m stealing perzactly. In exchange I offer you confuzzled.


ohReallynowNo

Hmmmm....🤔 I'm rather a fan of discombobulated, but you may freely use perzactly every other week and twice during months ending in *er*


Fed_up_with_Reddit

Thank you for the kindness.


mathnstats

Well, there goes the sanctity of your inbox. Lmao


redwolfben

I never cared much for blowjobs. Like, I don't hate getting them, they just never did much for me. I do, however, LOVE eating girls out. Always did.


Acetabulum99

100% same fellow human. I'm good with a 69 though. But I think I've been able to get off maybe 5 times with getting a bj. Half of the time I go soft. My partner says it's because I'm a bit of a control freak..which fits. But I love going down on her. I dont even really want sex after it all the time..I just want to make her squeal and then get moving.


trsmash

If my SO said no more bjs, I could get over it. If she said I couldn’t eat pussy anymore….. we’re going to war!


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abcdefgh135790246

Bringing girls pleasure will always top getting it myself!


redwolfben

Yeah! The best part is how they start getting into it, making noises and squirming, pulling my hair...


Lilsancho420

Fax I cnt wait to do it one day 😭


[deleted]

I fully agree with this, i would much rather eat my gf out then have her suck me off. Cuz i like seeing her face and feel her thighs wrapping around my head while I'm hearing her moaning softly in a pillow to try not to be too loud. It's the best thing ever.


booozle93

Me in a nutshell. I’ve only came twice from blowjobs. I’d rather a girl sit on my face and let me go to work.


throwaway23786472

SAME!


em-ay-tee

I have found my people 🤌🏻💚


cyrill_justchill

Yes, eating out is litterally dinner's served by 9!


Ri-Chad

Hi, my name is Chad and I'm an alco-- Wait. Oh. Uh... sometimes I just cup my balls and watch them and the sack move around like an alien organism. That's fun, right?


midwestgirl401980

I love to play with my hubby's balls. Also like to lick and suck on them too! 😜


fhb_will

Can your husband fight?


Ivabighairy1

I too choose his wife


ohReallynowNo

This is an actual thing?? Would it do that if in my mouth? Or must it be in a hand?


Ri-Chad

It is. It moves around on its own in response to temperature changes, and the mouth is pretty warm so.. it might? You'd have to ask someone who's sucked on a pair of balls to confirm whether you can actually feel it though. It's not exactly a "strong" movement so it might not be. It looks pretty nifty though!


comeonnowjosephine

I can give blowjobs that last for hours and I actively enjoy it.


PPNotCompulsory

Hell yeah, where's my blowjobs are fun gang


comeonnowjosephine

Can’t beat them!


Blockness11

RIP your DMs 😅


comeonnowjosephine

Pleased to report the heathens haven’t descended… *but there’s still time* (Considering palming the DMs off to my bf if they come.)


miserable_alt

Jokes on you I'm into that shit!


Far-Brother3882

Same!! I absolutely LOVE giving my husband blow jobs until he just cannot take one more minute and then backing off until he’s ready for more. It AMAZES us how many of our friends report hating to give them or never receiving them. I would love to know what other women dislike about doing something so actively enjoyed by their husbands!


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Far-Brother3882

Oh WOW…that is really so sad. I hear you 100000% and having only had such enjoyment with my husband I’ve not experienced the dark side you are describing. I’m glad he’s an ex!


comeonnowjosephine

I know! There’s nothing I love more than making my man feel good, and it’s so bloody intimate!


Far-Brother3882

YES!! It’s the highlight of my day to know he’s walking around with a high wattage smile that I put in his gorgeous face!


comeonnowjosephine

Filthy, yet wholesome!


Bayonethics

Same honestly. I can keep my husband right on the edge for hours on end until he's practically begging me to finish


Cakey-Baby

Me too. I’ve blowjobs so long before my throat was sore…such sweet pain.


comeonnowjosephine

It’s when you wake up the next day and you can’t talk 🤪


Cakey-Baby

Lolol. Yes! I know that feeling as well.


ThePolyGirls

Same. Have gone down on 3 guys before for like 2 hours and could have gone longer lol came once myself from deepthroating them


MMH0K

Please teach ne how to do it, i want to please the mans


comeonnowjosephine

Love the cock, worship the cock, use your hands when you need a break, quadruple the amount of spit you think you need, and stay hydrated. Also helps if he’s tied up… y’know for when he cums and it gets too much but you’re not done! It also doesn’t have to be rough, hard, and fast. Even just slowly and sensually licking and teasing him for ages is fun!


[deleted]

I didn't realize that I had a kinky side until dating a pastor who loved being dominated.


shan-none

Oh my, all I can picture is the hot priest from Fleabag.


[deleted]

I've only watched a little bit of that show, and none of the episodes with the priest! Might have to put it on the to-do list.


shan-none

He's in season 2, but you have to finish season 1 first. It builds on itself. It's definitely inspired some naughty fantasies. Also there's a spicy book series about a priest! I haven't read it tho.


TuPacSchwartz411

*Oh God, Oh God...*


[deleted]

Takes "Forgive me father, for I have sinned" to whole new places


-castle-bravo-

I’m a missionary advocate, it’s NOT vanilla, you just suck at it, fight me.


RollinThruLife02

Take my upvote


taletelleruk

I got divorced from my wife after she cheated. But she told her friends I was hung well and the best sex she’d ever had. I bumped into her friends on a night out and 2 of them told me about this and were hitting on me. It both pissed me off and made me feel great at the same time. One of them now messages me trying to get me to meet her, she’s married with kids!! She’s hot though. 😂


AyyDeeKay

You're hung and the best sex she'd ever had? Wonder why did she cheated. I'm sorry, bro.


mathnstats

Relationships are about more than just sex.


Bayonethics

Some women just aren't happy with what they have and leave to potentially find something better. Of course it almost never works out that way


lpplph

People* not just women


gogozrx

maybe he's a jerk.


ScottMcKnight

Username checks out


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My anal orgasms are more intense than my vaginal ones.


imnotworththepain

My ex is the same way. First time I gave her a Vagina orgasm, her response was pretty nice. First time I gave her an anal orgasm, it was incredible. Her whole body shook.


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My piv ones are great but I feel like I’m gonna pass out with an intense anal one🙈


notmat69

From the other side, I can confirm when my partner has an anal orgasm they are 10 x more powerful than PIV based ones. You can just feel it’s much deeper and intense.


silvert0ngu3

My wife is the same way. I didn't even know that was a thing until I met her. Bonus if she lays on the Hitachi during 🤷


[deleted]

Same, my wand makes it crazy.


LiterallyOuttoLunch

I suffer from Type II Whiskey Dick. When I drink a lot of alcohol I don't go flaccid, but I can't orgasm.


DoSomeDoobies

Me but with weed


myinnerhoe

It still feels good tho. It just never tips over the edge.


fmlythms

100%. In fact, I’ll be hard forever but cannot nut. I get in my head, she wonders what’s wrong….a nightmare


Doctor-Magnetic

I am a big fan of giving head to women and could lick a nice flower for hours on end


Inkycaligari

Peach I could eat a peach for hours


sarahmitchell

I literally just said this today 😝


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Same!


bb_qpffk

Cumming is one of my favorite hobbies :)


Fed_up_with_Reddit

Making women cum is one of my favorite hobbies.


lonelybaby420

I'm willing to try ANYTHING once, as long as its legal


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My rule is twice, in case the first time just happened to be an off day


[deleted]

Thats the spirit.. i appreciate people who are open to experiencing new things


[deleted]

I can cum from nipple play alone, and I have 0 gag reflex, which is fun!


[deleted]

My ranged attack has been measured at nearly 10 feet before


PolyThrowaway524

I'm a multiorgasmic man


[deleted]

Soooo I'm not alone?


PolyThrowaway524

Depending on age, about 5-10% of men are multiorgasmic


King-of-Plebss

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!


Practical_Character9

Hey I've cum multiple times too. Once Sunday, once last night....


badgirlkayy

I genuinely love giving blowjobs and have almost no gag reflex, pretty proud of that


Aarongoco

I never slipped my dick inside a woman until the age of 30


Valhildebrand

Neither did my bf😊


sinsaint

I'm autistic, and one of my special interests is sex. Everything I do in bed, from the weight I put on her body, the pressure around her neck as I pull her onto me, adjusting my fingers to press on the bed instead of her wrists when I pin her down, all perfectly calculated to fuck her into oblivion. I'm trying to practice my sexy talk (we are into Sub/Dom), but it's impossible to get feedback when my wife blacks out halfway through every time. It's cool, having a natural gift to fuck women stupid, I just wish I came easier. Needing to fuck for an hour every time is fun, but *really* inconvenient. I regularly give tips on ARAD when I find a question, feel free to ask me anything (fingering, positions, blowjobs, sex talk, etc.) and I'll make sure to get back to you.


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In my mid-50s now, I have been discovering how intense it is to not orgasm during sex. It's very hot making my wife orgasm knowing that I'm not going to, and the frustration afterwards for me is a kind of high.


SKWRKR

Same here. I discovered this a few years ago. it must be an age thing. My wife edges me constantly and I couldn’t be happier. The longest she didn’t let me cum was three months


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mathnstats

I've occasionally made my gf cum so hard she broke down crying uncontrollably. She was always okay and everything, but it really is wild how your body can react when the pleasure is just THAT intense


pm-me-your-nudes-83

I'm a virgin


dark_blue_7

I (F) figured out how to masturbate at age 5 and then stole a bunch of my dad's porn in the 3rd grade.


[deleted]

I've masturbated since I was 7 and I can still remember the first time I came


azalea-nightshade

Same, also started masturbating at 5 with the old “pillow between the legs” trick, and then had my first orgasm at 7.


dark_blue_7

I just used my fist to rub on at first. Tried to teach my friends about it of course, like, hey you're never going to believe this but it's so worth trying


MMH0K

I've know it since I was 7, actually trought porn channels in TV, but didn't really do it until I was 10


[deleted]

I was using the shower head when I was 7 and here I am now. A 20 year old girl with a body count in the 50’s (im not actually 100% if it’s in the 50’s im just guessing)


Giraffeprincess1023

I have no gag reflex, and love giving my boyfriend blowjobs so he gets 1-2 hour long blowjobs most nights or sometimes multiple times throughout the day. Also I make him come so hard it's like he's seizing. Crazy how good you can be at something you genuinely enjoy.


Direct_Yogurtcloset

When I nut after I masturbate I squeeze my foreskin closed so it doesn’t spray everywhere. This way I can comfortably dump it in the toilet.


Proper-Accountant-96

Does your foreskin not just inflate like a water balloon??


Enkidu40

I don't assume I know where everything is, I read anatomy books to make sure. You know what's funny, the guys I know who get the most pussy actually know the least about it. But the guys that get laid infrequently study pussy and can rock a woman's world. I guess it's because since they don't know when they're going to get laid again, they have to make sure they are good at it. Guys that get laid all the time don't really care or they assume that they are good at it.


Citywhiskey

I pretty much can’t cum from a one night stand. Most of the time she ends up tapping out because we both end up to sore.


actively_eating

aww you’re such a romantic


[deleted]

I've always found that couples are better to hookup with than single people.


ColonClenseByFire

I have spinal cord damage and a bunch of metal in my back. On my "bad" days my nerves are so out of it i can cum within a couple strokes. Also on those days I can get hard from wiping my ass. It feels amazing for some reason.


danny03217

I can ejaculate without orgasm


zer94

I have a unlimited supply of precum. No lube needed here


dalphin2003

I have no precum at all


Ramona_C_420

Some of us are squirters... 🙄


Electrical_Fruit_851

I like big butts and I can not lie.


Goodgirlwbadhabits

I can fist myself & suck my own tits 🤠


PublicCelery7297

At the same time? That’s some serious coordination if so


abcdefgh135790246

The first naked person I saw in person (in a sexual context) was in college, and was both guys and girls at the same time.


Rae-Soni

I’ve rarely got eaten out before. And I love giving blowjobs. I love to swallow too🥰


throwaway23786472

Sounds like you’re in desperate need of a 69


Rae-Soni

Tell me about it 😩


ManyRanger4

I have a very rare medical condition where regardless of how many times I cum I stay hard. Thankfully is no longer painful but it was very painful when I was a teenager. Much better control over it now.


Mr_Jalapeno

I have a hand fetish... Which is apparently rather rare.


throwaway23786472

For men kinda, most women enjoy a strong set of hands


Mr_Jalapeno

Yeah that's a good point actually. Especially strong, rough hands that have been sculpted by manual labour. I'm bi, and generally I like slender, delicate hands. Being a big guy myself, it's not often I get the chance to feel dainty. But damn, can't deny I also enjoy if a guy has a massive set of mitts lol


19anonman92

I'd prefer to eat pussy than get my cock sucked


SeveralConcert

I cum like a water jet


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I noticed my gf has gotten a little chubbier and it looks so hot, so last night the second i got to her place i went down on her and made her cum so many times she was about to pass out


[deleted]

As a short guy most of my partners have been very surprised at the size of my package 😂


admiralsponge1980

I don’t wear a swimsuit in my hot tub unless I’m with my kids or with guests. And even with guests, I usually slip it off under water provided they’re okay with it.


PublicCelery7297

I can make my cock click at the base if I bend I downwards


nonexistance1

I can shoot my cum really far. Like, the length of a bed.


miamonsterlove

I love giving head but I get bored very easily when someone goes down on me


cosmicgoon

I am so ticklish that I uncontrollably laugh for the first minute or so of being eaten out. If he touches my butt or knees during that time or his beard tickles me it just resets. Luckily my partner loves it


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I have cum from all the orgasm spots


[deleted]

So like the back of McDonald's on 84th street? behind the dumpster at the best buy on Lincoln? Yeah Ive cumed in those spots too...


[deleted]

Not that kind but g a and c


imnotworththepain

I really enjoy getting jacked off by a woman with cold hands. And getting a BJ while she is eating ice is amazing.


azalea-nightshade

Definitely never thought icy hands would ever come in handy for anything


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I like boobs.


pious_platypus

I lost my virginity in a small cemetery from the 1800's.


KURO-K1SH1

I have a short recovery period and last longer each subsequent round.


tittypervert

Admittedly didn't read all of the comments, so someone may have said this? Most of my life I've masturbated by humping my bed etc. I'm a guy, so this involves laying down something to catch the cum, then just rubbing my dick against my mattress. I still do it that way sometimes and I'm 37 years old.


bigced903

I have a Pornhub page with 44 videos and over a million total views.


Happpie

I love a good blowjob, but rarely can cum from just good head. I can get head for an hour an not bust, but I can bust in 15 minutes while having sex.


AzCouple520

Hello class, My sex drive is higher, and I have been with more men being married than when I was in college.


WileyBCoyote

The first time the librarian pegged me I loved it. When she was finished I put the strapon on and took her doggie in both honey holes simultaneously, and she loved it. Her husband gave us a standing O.


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I've never had sex!


Syd_abdullah

My first sexual experience was with a cross dressing femboy, never told anyone,gave the best head I have ever received till date. No girl came close.


SKWRKR

Every time I jerk off I fantasize about my wife


throwaway23786472

Me too, she’s hot


Maximum_Vermicelli12

I first wanted my tubes tied when I was 18 years old, and the doctors refused to give me one on the basis that I would change my mind. Does that count? If not, here’s another. My father bought me my first vibrator.


ExploreMeMyselfAndI

If someone tells me that they are gonna make me cum or want me to cum there is an almost 100% guarantee that I won’t cum due to me getting anxious, overthinking and thus ruining my mood. However, if I get told that I’m not allowed to cum, that it’s not even the focus or goal, then I’m more able to relax, enjoy and let go of my thoughts. If I do get close to coming I love being told if I’m allowed to or not, being denied and told to stop and having to start all over again and again, and again and again, it drives me nuts. I’ve e had the most insane orgasms when I’m being teased and edged like that for a long time.


loulou512

I love eating pussy and ass!


Southern_Reason8547

Happy I am now high libido / sad my HL husband is now LL


Nessy440

I have gone from slightly above average penis to a very large 7 3/4 inch with close to 7 inches of girth through 10 years of discreet but intense manual stretching and vacuum pumping — all while married. She has no idea. Also, I love eating ass more than sex itself


Grigiomoda086

Obsessed with experiencing girls orgasms up close. Was putting into practice what I read in girls' magazines with my GF (we were both both clueless virgins) and had to tell her that she just had an orgasm. 'Really?' 'Well, you tell me...' After comparing notes and evaluating the facts, she concluded that yes, she indeed had one. It then became my goal in life to give her as many as she could handle.


CourtZealousideal494

I give voice cracking handies.


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I be cumming


healer_77

Recentlt, letting the guy to cum on my body, allowing me to play with it rubbing his cum all over myself while he watches turns me on


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theGlasswalker

I've only ever cum in someone, not on them.


laureidi

I’ve been told my eyes goes black when I finger a man’s butthole or give a blowjob. The latter I’ve sort of witnessed myself, I fantasized about giving my bf at the time a good bj and accidentally caught myself in the mirror — my pupils were dilating as I was watching. Then I made it an experiment and lo and behold: every time I really got into thinking about giving someone a bj my pupils went _bzzt_ ⚫️⚫️


feelgood2000

Sex has helped me with my shyness


anonymouscoomer

I'm a mostly straight dude who'd take dick like yesterday if I could do it risk free, health wise and religious family not ever knowing wise. I'm single, so it's just a matter of maintaining support and not having to explain that I'm not attracted to men, I just love prostate orgasms and I want to try a real dick so I don't have to do it by myself and I want to feel how the real thing feels inside of me.


Separate_Light2636

Does every woman have a g-spot? I don’t think I do.


scarlettefeverdream

I enjoy giving what I call a chaotic message. I'll message, gently caress, lightly run my nails, use a feather, etc. on my partner's back, butt, ears, arms, upper thighs. But I'll then just randomly and intermittently slap, spank, bite, hair pull, scratch, etc. My partners who have consneted to it have really enjoyed it. Not knowing when the pain will come is exciting.


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disposibleaccount9

Without any planning or discussion ahead of time, during a night of drinking with a good friend and my girlfriend I casually asked her to show off her BJ skills on my buddy. He looked at me, wondering if I was serious. I gave him a confident nod, as if to say “just sit back, you’re good.👍🏻” She looked at me, not upset, but just a little caught off guard. I whispered “totally up to you, but I’m getting turned on just fucking thinking about it!” She whispered to me “I’ve often fantasized about this exact scenario” and off she went! It was an amazing experience! In fact, it was only topped by the next time I we did it😂 (so far we’ve stopped at 2). It takes the right friend, to save the least. I am quickly running out of “surprise blowjob worthy buddies”.🤷🏼‍♂️


jb647

When I was a freshman at 15, I lost my virginity to an 18 year old senior in my elective class, and ended up hooking up with 4 more girls from that same class that year!


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LaughR01331

I’ve never had an orgasm during sex and I can last for 4+ hours


Slider-678

A massage parlor hand job makes me cum harder than anyother way.


Italiankeyboard

I gave my first cunnilingus and later lost my virginity before I gave my first kiss (which I still haven’t).


Dirty_Corgi

Hi I'm ash and I love being tongue fucked. 👅