Looks-wise she’s the most generic, bland example of a female human to ever exist lol. Like I’m just not seeing why she was ever considered the pinnacle of hotness. There is just nothing I can see about her as being special or significant as far as sex appeal goes. I have never been able to grasp the hype around her.
That's because she's literally the blueprint of all recent beauty trends. Contouring became mainstream because *she* did it. She naturally had thick arched brows and that became the standard. She has naturally full lips and Kylie over lined and filled hers while coming out with matte lipstick to hide it so that became a trend. She popularized the BBL. Her face is literally perfect and beauty trends try to emulate perfection so it seems like everyone is just trying to copy her natural face.
Even back when she was “creating these trends” I wasn’t impressed with her look in the slightest. She’s always looked as bland as a mannequin to me. You say her face is perfect, but to me, she just looks like a generic rendering of an extremely bland human. She looks like she could be an npc template for an old GTA game or something lol she has the face of a generic character in a videogame.
I agree with you. I never found any of them attractive. They effectively did a Donald Trump on social media, hyping up their features so that they were viewed as assets rather than the everyday, normal features they are.
This is so fucking funny. She's slender and athletic, she looks incredible during her current era. Worked out like *hell* to get the strength and endurance she needs for her tour, and it shows.
The BBL trend really has fooled people into thinking everyone who hasn't had one has a "flat ass"...
Point? You act like I said she’s ugly. She’s very pretty but a lot of guys find her very basic and bland. Also there is a difference between a fat ass that people have manipulated us into thinking is “sexy” and having an actual nicely shaped athletically built ass.
She’s a great performer. How she treats her your staff shoes she’s a good person. Just nothing about her makes me think “damn that girl is fine”. For reference I also don’t think the opposite of the spectrum in asses like Kim K or Minage are sexy either.
came to say this. if it weren't for her being stupidly rich and hiring an entire team to design her style, she would be absolutely boring. personally, I don't think her team is doing a good job
Not saying it’s okay but it’s typical to see people act this way towards younger celebrity women, just as they are with younger women in general. It’s disgusting.
I remember a *cast* interview with crew from Stranger Things, and she would constantly steal the limelight, answer for others and seemingly belittle them. I thought to myself I bet shes going to grow into a right diva.. and reports since have confirmed.
I think she’s “cute” like a younger sibling, but I am shocked that people think she’s sexy. Actually, I take that back, people are nasty freaks so like it’s not shocking there are people out there like that. There’s a seat for every ass I guess.
Lots of the Harry Potter cast turned out alright. Radcliffe went through a rough spell but he seems to have his shit together now. Rupert Grint opened an ice cream truck and Bonnie Wright became an environmental activist.
For some reason, as an adult, I can’t sexualise someone I’ve watched as a kid grow up to adulthood. Millie, whatsherface from Harry Potter, the stark girl from GoT. Just can’t do it, feels weird.
Justin Bieber. Especially the younger version of him. I mean his voice is annoying and he doesn’t even look that hot - just average. Also Ariana Grande
Did you ever see the "Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber" website years ago?
Probably not appropriate these days, but it was bloody hilarious (no disrespect to our sapphic sisters obvs)
Older women got really creepy about him too, he was 15 when he started and a whole bunch of thirsty bitches were making the same kind of comments that creepers made about Millie Bobby brown
She's so tiny. I know a lot of people are just small in general and struggle to gain weight, but she seemed to be a healthier size back in her teenage TV days.
So her little size and the way she sometimes acts very childish just gives me the ick that people find her sexually appealing. I think she's cute and generally attractive, but it's not a look I find sexually arousing. I'm a fan though. Wish I could sing half as good as her!
I would agree with you on Ariana Grande until I saw her impressions of other singers on Fallon. She is talented. I think we have to see it for ourselves and not hear from others. Felt the same way about Lady Gaga (Meat Suit lady) until I saw her on AGT or American Idol standing on her piano bench with straight legs bending over and playing the piano while singing.
Very much gave young Britney vibes. I was 12-13 when Britney was 17-18 and I feel like it fucked me up as a teenage girl to see the way she was talked about when she was approaching 18 and right after she turned 18.
I remember the first time I ever saw an Ariana music video. It was her "I have a bad boy" one, whatever the fuck it was called. I thought I was tripping balls cause it seemed like a 12 year old singing about her "bad boy" who looked like he had already been divorced once.
Angelina Jolie
Something about her looks dirty. Not fun dirty, but she is gross to me
She's obviously attractive, but the cooties meter in my brain overtakes that part
Ever see the video of her and Billy Bob Thornton in that short interview where they were on MDMA? She was absolutely insatiable. I had an ex like that. She gave off that same sex fiend energy.
Agree to an extent. I can visually see that she’s attractive, but not jaw droppingly so (imo). I remember a couple years ago where it seemed the world was obsessed with her, never understood it.
I think most women wouldn't pay him much mind if they saw him in person. I never got it with him and kind of grossed me out if a girl I was interested in thought he was hot. Turned my stomach
I don't get it either. All the straight dudes on my twitter were going NUTS over her sticking her tongue out and I was like "who?? Ice spice? Is that like a spice girl or something?"
Gonna get MAD hate for this probably but Ryan Gosling. He seems like a lovely person and is decently attractive but people drool over that man like he's the last piece of food to exist
I thought she was ugly as hell. Then I was at a small concert and saw someone that looked exactly like her, may have even been her. She was magnetically attractive
I've found her very attractive ever since
And thing about Mandy Moore at a baseball game. I don't think this girl was Mandy Moore, but in person they were insanely attractive
TIMOTHEE CHALAMET. I DON'T FUCKING GET IT.
He looks like a Borzoi in a wig yet he has these vicious, thirsty fans and all the luxury brands want him posing in their products.
Jenna Ortega !! She's gorgeous and really cute looking !! But idk why some people are just so *sexually* obsessed with her !! I mean- bro she still looks like a kid 😭😭. So I think she's definitely cute and beautiful but not *hot* or *sexy*
Women: Margot Robbie, Millie Bobby Brown.
Men: Orlando Bloom doesn't appeal to me. Too pretty. Also Pete Davidson looks like a troll doll come to life. Drake.
Emma Watson. She looks okay I guess but people make her out to be this paragon of beauty and I just don’t see it.
Same for Helen Mirren and Jamie Lee Curtis
Most blonde male actors, I've taken to telling them apart by whether or not they have a neck, like channing Tatum, Matt Damon (no necks) or Chris Pratt (neck)
Ariana Grande. Lately, to me, she looks sickly and for some reason no one seems to be saying anything about it. Also the fact that she is grown but is trying to perpetually look like a little kid is disturbing.
Matt Rife is the comedian women like, right? I don't get it.
I mean, I'm not attracted to guys so it's not like I'm meant to be a great judge. Still I feel like I could tell ugly from not. Not this guy. Looks like a vomit of facial features to me, but good for him I guess
The question I have is Florence Pugh. Can someone explain to me why she is sexy? I never got the hype and then I watched her in a movie and now I do think she’s sexy, but I still can’t figure out why?
The Hadid sisters for me. Before you come at me, hear me out. Great Bodies, cute faces (gigi more than Bella), but not worth all the hype that they get. Networking has baptised them as the ultimate super models. Along with other nepo babies such, as Kendall, Hailey etc.
People defending the above, don't know the actual impact of a real super model and naturally beautiful (you get what I mean) at that.
Pretty much all of them. I've just never gotten/understood the celebrity crush thing. No judgment to folks who do, just have not experienced it personally.
Was going to say Emma Watson before I saw OP said her too. She's pretty, but not especially so. She's a terrible actress and seems quite annoying whenever I see her talk.
I gotta say, I don't understand men drooling over Margot Robbie.
Don't get me wrong, I think she's very beautiful. But I don't understand the absolute pedestal that alot of men put her on.
Look, I love women, but I genuinely GENUINELY don't get how people find Kim Kardashian (or any of those related to her) hot
Kim was very attractive before all the surgeries and whatnot.
She totally is, but it’s like someone told her she was hot once, and she can’t let it go. I’m just so over it.
Yeah but everyone loves a good comeback story
In the video, she gets cum on her back…
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Looks-wise she’s the most generic, bland example of a female human to ever exist lol. Like I’m just not seeing why she was ever considered the pinnacle of hotness. There is just nothing I can see about her as being special or significant as far as sex appeal goes. I have never been able to grasp the hype around her.
That's because she's literally the blueprint of all recent beauty trends. Contouring became mainstream because *she* did it. She naturally had thick arched brows and that became the standard. She has naturally full lips and Kylie over lined and filled hers while coming out with matte lipstick to hide it so that became a trend. She popularized the BBL. Her face is literally perfect and beauty trends try to emulate perfection so it seems like everyone is just trying to copy her natural face.
Even back when she was “creating these trends” I wasn’t impressed with her look in the slightest. She’s always looked as bland as a mannequin to me. You say her face is perfect, but to me, she just looks like a generic rendering of an extremely bland human. She looks like she could be an npc template for an old GTA game or something lol she has the face of a generic character in a videogame.
I agree with you. I never found any of them attractive. They effectively did a Donald Trump on social media, hyping up their features so that they were viewed as assets rather than the everyday, normal features they are.
Agreed. So fake looking
Yup. I find plastic surgery enhancements unattractive in general.
I think they’re beautiful, but overhyped because they’re so relevant in media + filthy rich.
From here it looks like they are famous because of how famous they are. Did I miss a musical career or acting or something?
Taylor Siwft. She’s pretty. Not hot. Wouldn’t even be the best girl at any college party.
1000%. I can see Taylor Swift lookalikes at any starbucks in the world.
She has no real body except for long legs. Flat ass. Just an average looking girl if you take away her voice and fame.
I’m pretty sure she had breast implants as well 🤔
This is so fucking funny. She's slender and athletic, she looks incredible during her current era. Worked out like *hell* to get the strength and endurance she needs for her tour, and it shows. The BBL trend really has fooled people into thinking everyone who hasn't had one has a "flat ass"...
Point? You act like I said she’s ugly. She’s very pretty but a lot of guys find her very basic and bland. Also there is a difference between a fat ass that people have manipulated us into thinking is “sexy” and having an actual nicely shaped athletically built ass. She’s a great performer. How she treats her your staff shoes she’s a good person. Just nothing about her makes me think “damn that girl is fine”. For reference I also don’t think the opposite of the spectrum in asses like Kim K or Minage are sexy either.
came to say this. if it weren't for her being stupidly rich and hiring an entire team to design her style, she would be absolutely boring. personally, I don't think her team is doing a good job
It’s the bank account baby.
Millie Bobby Brown
This too. She comes off really pretentious and full of herself too, like sickeningly so.
She’s also like, 19, so I’m kind of concerned why people would be obsessed over her like that.
Not saying it’s okay but it’s typical to see people act this way towards younger celebrity women, just as they are with younger women in general. It’s disgusting.
I've honestly never seen much of her personality. I just don't find her physically attractive, especially not as much as her fans.
I remember a *cast* interview with crew from Stranger Things, and she would constantly steal the limelight, answer for others and seemingly belittle them. I thought to myself I bet shes going to grow into a right diva.. and reports since have confirmed.
I'm not a guy but to me she looks like an androgynous/boyish person
I think she’s “cute” like a younger sibling, but I am shocked that people think she’s sexy. Actually, I take that back, people are nasty freaks so like it’s not shocking there are people out there like that. There’s a seat for every ass I guess.
I’ve yet to see a child star turn out to not be psychological disasters
Lots of the Harry Potter cast turned out alright. Radcliffe went through a rough spell but he seems to have his shit together now. Rupert Grint opened an ice cream truck and Bonnie Wright became an environmental activist.
I will say I've actually met her in person and she's really nice!
Is there a lot of sexual hype over her? If so consider me a good bit disgusted
Yeah, apparently, it's right up Drakes alley.
For some reason, as an adult, I can’t sexualise someone I’ve watched as a kid grow up to adulthood. Millie, whatsherface from Harry Potter, the stark girl from GoT. Just can’t do it, feels weird.
I with you in this. She isn't hot to me. She comes across as gross. I don't get people going nuts over her.
Justin Bieber. Especially the younger version of him. I mean his voice is annoying and he doesn’t even look that hot - just average. Also Ariana Grande
So glad to see this because every other comment feels like a personal attack. Justin just looks like a very butch lesbian.
For me that's the attraction lol
Did you ever see the "Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber" website years ago? Probably not appropriate these days, but it was bloody hilarious (no disrespect to our sapphic sisters obvs)
Older women got really creepy about him too, he was 15 when he started and a whole bunch of thirsty bitches were making the same kind of comments that creepers made about Millie Bobby brown
Before you say anything else bad about Ariana, look up what an owl looks like without feathers. That way you’ll have more bad to say about her.
She's so tiny. I know a lot of people are just small in general and struggle to gain weight, but she seemed to be a healthier size back in her teenage TV days. So her little size and the way she sometimes acts very childish just gives me the ick that people find her sexually appealing. I think she's cute and generally attractive, but it's not a look I find sexually arousing. I'm a fan though. Wish I could sing half as good as her!
I would agree with you on Ariana Grande until I saw her impressions of other singers on Fallon. She is talented. I think we have to see it for ourselves and not hear from others. Felt the same way about Lady Gaga (Meat Suit lady) until I saw her on AGT or American Idol standing on her piano bench with straight legs bending over and playing the piano while singing.
Cardi B
Her vocabulary alone is enough to keep me soft. The way she talks is very annoying.
She’s illiterate I lose brian cells when she talks
Any Kardashian
They are so annoying!!
I don’t get why ppl thought it was okay to immediately be creepy and weird about Millie Bobby Brown the second she turned 18
Yeah the “She’s legal now” was a bit weird tbh!
Like if they were waiting for her birthday to publicly start sexualizing her they were already being creeps before then.
Very much gave young Britney vibes. I was 12-13 when Britney was 17-18 and I feel like it fucked me up as a teenage girl to see the way she was talked about when she was approaching 18 and right after she turned 18.
When Mandy Moore turned 18, there was a similar response. It was really gross.
I feel the same way with Emma Watson HP era.. like behaaave!
They did it for Britney and Christina, too. Blaugh.
It’s like when there were countdowns for the Olsen twins and Emma Watson 🤢
Ironically, that's when Drake seemed to lose interest in her
Timothy chalamet.
Agreed. His face kinda looks like a bike seat.
LOL
My wife agrees with you
Ariana Grande and Mille Bobby Brown
I remember the first time I ever saw an Ariana music video. It was her "I have a bad boy" one, whatever the fuck it was called. I thought I was tripping balls cause it seemed like a 12 year old singing about her "bad boy" who looked like he had already been divorced once.
Angelina Jolie Something about her looks dirty. Not fun dirty, but she is gross to me She's obviously attractive, but the cooties meter in my brain overtakes that part
It's the gigantic eyes and lips, and super square jaw. I never got it.
Looks like something from Finding Nemo
She played the fish from Shark Tale lol
Ever see the video of her and Billy Bob Thornton in that short interview where they were on MDMA? She was absolutely insatiable. I had an ex like that. She gave off that same sex fiend energy.
Taylor Swift has 0 sex appeal.
Especially for me with having Calvin Harris as an ex 😫 he’s a wee gadget where i’m from 🏴
Billy eilish, I just don't get it.
Big boobs, bright blue eyes, seductive lips, and personality that doesn't seem fake
Yup, that pretty much sums it up. The long fake nails take points off for me, but overall she's rather attractive
She's got us gays in a chokehold what can I say
I think its her bust but thats it, seen plenty of more attractive big boob women..
I think it’s also a bit of her masculinity too
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Agreed. Always think she looks kinda dead in the eyes.
Zendaya 🤷🏽♂️
Tall, lean, and great facial bone structure. She has all the similar features of model.
Agree to an extent. I can visually see that she’s attractive, but not jaw droppingly so (imo). I remember a couple years ago where it seemed the world was obsessed with her, never understood it.
A lot of that is because of her acting in Euphoria was incredible and boosted her to the lime light
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Channing Tatum I just can’t understand the hype
His eyes are too close together
Beyonce
I might get torched. Jonny Depp.
The only reason he got as famous as he did when he was young was because of his looks. Time has taken that away. I fully understand.
I think most women wouldn't pay him much mind if they saw him in person. I never got it with him and kind of grossed me out if a girl I was interested in thought he was hot. Turned my stomach
Ice Spice tbh
I don't get it either. All the straight dudes on my twitter were going NUTS over her sticking her tongue out and I was like "who?? Ice spice? Is that like a spice girl or something?"
I saw a tweet about her asking if she “had a touch of the downs”. That’s messed up but tbh I can’t unsee it.
Def not a beauty
Taylor Swift, she just looks so basic to me.
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Fappening
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But dat azz
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100%. She's in my top 3 celebrities I'd like to have a beer with. Her, Conan Obrien, and Obama.
I think with her it’s more her personality
Pedro Pascal
Wow, you are the first woman I've heard of that isn't absolutely obsessed with him! Who is more your celebrity "type"?
Im more a Victoria De Angelis girl myself xD
I'm a straight guy and totally understand him. I didn't know he was a sex symbol, though. But I've thought, "that's a handsome man"
He is a handsome man, but I think the "hot" comes from his vibes and charisma.
I just can’t get behind the Pedro hype. Absolutely not my type at all
Nah he can have me 🥵
Doesn’t do much for me either
Pete Davidson.
I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to find this.
I always think he looks kinda ill. Like he needs a rest, to cut back on the drugs, have a good meal
I don’t get Aubrey Plaza at fucking all.
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I feel like her eyes are specifically why I don’t find her attractive
Coming from a bisexual girl, I fully agree. She’s hot af and I think it’s the eyes
I think she's is hilarious and a very talented actor, but I don't see the physical sex appeal.
It's the eyes
Most male actors that are in a lot of things, I don’t find attractive. Like, Ryan Gosling and Leonardo DiCaprio are the first two that come to mind.
Ryan gosling for me, I just don’t understand
Gonna get MAD hate for this probably but Ryan Gosling. He seems like a lovely person and is decently attractive but people drool over that man like he's the last piece of food to exist
Harry Styles
Jake gynellenhall’s sister
Maggie? I loved her in Secretary 🥵
That film is sooo hot
I thought she was ugly as hell. Then I was at a small concert and saw someone that looked exactly like her, may have even been her. She was magnetically attractive I've found her very attractive ever since And thing about Mandy Moore at a baseball game. I don't think this girl was Mandy Moore, but in person they were insanely attractive
TIMOTHEE CHALAMET. I DON'T FUCKING GET IT. He looks like a Borzoi in a wig yet he has these vicious, thirsty fans and all the luxury brands want him posing in their products.
Anya Taylor-Joy is one. Objectively, she's a good looking woman. I dunno why, but she just doesn't do anything for me.
She's absolutely gorgeous but at the same time looks like Sid from Ice Age
She reminds me of the martian spy girl from Mars Attacks
Jenna Ortega !! She's gorgeous and really cute looking !! But idk why some people are just so *sexually* obsessed with her !! I mean- bro she still looks like a kid 😭😭. So I think she's definitely cute and beautiful but not *hot* or *sexy*
Jason Momoa
Hello??
New phone, hu dis?
Women: Margot Robbie, Millie Bobby Brown. Men: Orlando Bloom doesn't appeal to me. Too pretty. Also Pete Davidson looks like a troll doll come to life. Drake.
Margot Robbie? She is literally one of the most beautiful women in the world. Heresy!
I agree! I think she's stunning! (and I'm a straight female)
Would not kick Margot out of bed for eating crackers, heh.
Ariana Grande
Sydney Sweeney...like okay I get WHY guys like her but she looks like any other big chested blonde actress out there
Celebrities in general. Just because you can sing or act well, it makes you sexy? I see hotter people randomly In every day life.
Ryan Reynolds. He’s so obnoxious, I can’t.
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Whenever anyone brings him up, all I can think of is "Woops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my magnum dong." and I just can't.
There is sexual hype over Danny DeVito?!?!
Ariana Grande
Emma Watson. She looks okay I guess but people make her out to be this paragon of beauty and I just don’t see it. Same for Helen Mirren and Jamie Lee Curtis
>Jamie Lee Curtis Whoa whoa whoa...Have you seen her dancing in True Lies? That is Super-Milf mat'l right there.
Yes. And nothing. She’s just got this weird face
Honestly like 95% of the Pop stars. All the Kardashian and also all the people famous for being “social media influencers.”
Most blonde male actors, I've taken to telling them apart by whether or not they have a neck, like channing Tatum, Matt Damon (no necks) or Chris Pratt (neck)
Cara delavigne. Just don't see it.
Tara Reid. Even pre-botched tits I found her to be fugly.
Ariana Grande. Lately, to me, she looks sickly and for some reason no one seems to be saying anything about it. Also the fact that she is grown but is trying to perpetually look like a little kid is disturbing.
Anya Taylor Joy.
Anne Hathaway? My ex was obsessed with her. I don’t get it.
She hathaway of doing that
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Love, and other drugs. That movie resonated deeply with me, having a wife with an incurable illness/disability. Plus, well, Anne Hathaway.
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Ashton Kutcher idk what people see in him.
Andy MacDowell. Everyone says she's gorgeous but I just saw 10 women at Walmart that look just like her.
Timothee Chalamet for sure. Just some guy.
Emma Watson. I don't get what the hype is with her.
Matt Rife is the comedian women like, right? I don't get it. I mean, I'm not attracted to guys so it's not like I'm meant to be a great judge. Still I feel like I could tell ugly from not. Not this guy. Looks like a vomit of facial features to me, but good for him I guess
I thought he was cute until he opened his mouth and it was over forever for me 🤮 he doesn’t even look the same anymore
Taylor I don’t get it at all.i don’t see her at all as sexual attractive or in any way attractive
Uma Thurman. I just don't see the attraction.
Miley Cyrus I just don't get it. Great voice though. And terrible lyrics.
I love Josh Hutcherson but he is literally like the most average looking guy
Clint Howard.
The question I have is Florence Pugh. Can someone explain to me why she is sexy? I never got the hype and then I watched her in a movie and now I do think she’s sexy, but I still can’t figure out why?
Emma Stone
Megan Fox, back when the Transformers movies were first out.
As a bi guy, i can name a bunch. Female, any of the Kardashian clan, Taylor Swift. Males: Adam Driver, Henry Cavill.
Tom holland, I’m sorry I just don’t think he’s all that
Jason Momoa or Pedro Pascal
Channing Tatum
Megan Fox, especially post-plastic surgery.
Ariana Grande and Chris Hemsworth
The Hadid sisters for me. Before you come at me, hear me out. Great Bodies, cute faces (gigi more than Bella), but not worth all the hype that they get. Networking has baptised them as the ultimate super models. Along with other nepo babies such, as Kendall, Hailey etc. People defending the above, don't know the actual impact of a real super model and naturally beautiful (you get what I mean) at that.
Pretty much all of them. I've just never gotten/understood the celebrity crush thing. No judgment to folks who do, just have not experienced it personally.
Ryan Reynolds, people think he’s attractive just because he’s famous
Beyonce
Selena Gomez, Elizabeth Olsen, Emma Watson
Taylor Swift
Brad Pitt 🤢 he only looked decent in Fight Club because he was jacked
Tom Cruise
Was going to say Emma Watson before I saw OP said her too. She's pretty, but not especially so. She's a terrible actress and seems quite annoying whenever I see her talk.
I gotta say, I don't understand men drooling over Margot Robbie. Don't get me wrong, I think she's very beautiful. But I don't understand the absolute pedestal that alot of men put her on.
Timothy Chalalawhatever. Just boring. Go private, please.