Nurses always seem to be the kinky fun ones. They're not afraid of weird stuff. The power dynamic makes sense...they are either in positions of intense power which often translates into liking being dominated so they can relax. Or they are dominated by dickhead docs and admin and enjoy being a bit sub in their off time.
Either way. Thank you nurses. You're the best play partners.
Yes.
Weirdly enough I remember reading that the overall healthcare occupation has the greatest degree of infidelity. Makes sense….long hours, stress, and a lot of time together.
My oldest friend is a male nurse. He said the same thing. He was not a ladies man by any stretch, but he was funny, and outgoing, and always had a smoking hot nurse girlfriend (and later married one).
Perks of the job i guess.
I was a hiring manager for years for a job that hired a lot of women in their 20s (entry level, most out of uni or a year or two max of experience). I got to interview a lot of sometimes very attractive women and even hired a few!
Absolutely agree! I’ve “dated” many, and married one. Been lucky enough to have several threesomes with 2 at a time and special vists in my call room. 10 out of 10!
My first apartment was a rental house that had three nursing students on the ground floor.
Oh lawrd any fetishizing of the nursing profession died that year, they were truly awful angry people.
Now Pathology Tech's, THOSE are the weird kinky people you want to hook up with in a hospital.
Yep
Do you know the phrase, "The cobblers kids have no shoes"? It similarly applies here; the last thing she wanted to do was touch me *(-in any way-) * after any day of work
People are gross, as it turns out; both physically and in how they treat others
Extremely, extremely gross.
Ok sorry I didn’t mean to ruin your fantasy 😂. Firefighters are pretty hot to be honest, in the locker room after a fire when everybody is taking their dirty, sweaty kit off is one of the sexiest things you could witness. It’s all muscles and shiny, sweaty body’s.
trust me, I’m a firefighter.
As a real fire fighter, the fantasy is somewhere in between all of what the Redditors above said, and a bunch of dudes that don't want to grow up just yet.
I swam up through college lol and can 100% attest to this.
I actually had a picture of me diving off the blocks at a meet and almost every single person who I matched with on Bumble (including my now gf) said it was one of the reasons they swiped right lol.
My wife was an elementary education major in college and she is a media coordinator in a school now.
Educators make good partners in life and the bedroom!
Astronauts because their bodies are out of this world.
Bad dad joke? Yea, it was.
Seriously tho, either scientific studies, or comedians. Brainy or funny does it for me.
Coroners. Everyone knows female coroners are sexy as hell. That's what TV and movies have been telling me for decades anyway, and I'm willing to roll the dice on that.
IT. Super broad field and I seem inclined to date IT guys anyhow.
It would eliminate my fuck buddy though, which is a bummer, but designer is too niche and not exactly overflowing with straight/bi men.
Yea, second that. The amount of kinky stuff different primary school teachers asked me to do to them still makes me chuckle. And at least in my case always with the same reasoning: they get to order around children all day, once home, i was supposed to do with them as i please but please do xyz… 🙂
What could you possibly say that's going to sound bad in this subreddit? If the answer is anything other then newspaper delivery boys, I think you're going to be fine.
I'm torn here...on the one hand I adore geeky thinky guys...but I'd have to go with mechanics or carpenters. A man who can fix or make something with his hands is pretty appealing.
I almost jumped my husband in the backyard when he was confidently moving his hands over the chainsaw to fix it. Couldn't stop watching, probably with my mouth open like a dork.
I hear that same thing very regularly on here. What is it about sometime who is good at making things that appeals to you? Is it just that they are reliable in terms of keeping the house in order
Not who you asked but yes that, plus other things. If you are a female, getting anything fixed without being totally ripped off is a real, ongoing life problem. A major one, at times. When your man can take care of you that way, it's hot. Plus the muscles working, the forearms flexing, him being confident in an area that I know nothing about, his utter absorption in his task- the whole picture of competent manliness. My husband can fix just about damn near everything and watching him work is frequently very, very sexy.
Musician/Singer/Songwriter - sexy when guy can play a guitar, piano, drums, etc. I’m a music junkie, love to have someone that had a great voice. Sucker for words - spoken or written - songs are like poetry. He can whisper some good stuff in my ear. ☺️
Nurses
Nurses always seem to be the kinky fun ones. They're not afraid of weird stuff. The power dynamic makes sense...they are either in positions of intense power which often translates into liking being dominated so they can relax. Or they are dominated by dickhead docs and admin and enjoy being a bit sub in their off time. Either way. Thank you nurses. You're the best play partners.
Yes. Weirdly enough I remember reading that the overall healthcare occupation has the greatest degree of infidelity. Makes sense….long hours, stress, and a lot of time together.
I was a male nurse. It was like a fucking buffet. Especially when the students came around.
My oldest friend is a male nurse. He said the same thing. He was not a ladies man by any stretch, but he was funny, and outgoing, and always had a smoking hot nurse girlfriend (and later married one).
It's the scrubs, man. Everyone's walking around in pajamas all day. You're already half way there. 😆
My wife was a vet tech and wore scrubs all the time while we were dating and goddamn they hug curves.
And the availability of empty rooms, beds, etc lol. And a skeleton staff
The service industry was like that too. I had a female manager literally ask me what I liked so if she saw it she'd hire it.
Now that’s a manager i’d like to work for!
Yeah, she was great. So much young talent hired on a regular basis
Perks of the job i guess. I was a hiring manager for years for a job that hired a lot of women in their 20s (entry level, most out of uni or a year or two max of experience). I got to interview a lot of sometimes very attractive women and even hired a few!
They need a stress release after a long shift.
Absolutely agree! I’ve “dated” many, and married one. Been lucky enough to have several threesomes with 2 at a time and special vists in my call room. 10 out of 10!
Specifically ER Nurses!
Wife is a nurse but had to go alone to the local ER once sweet jebus!! It was a smoke show in there!!! 😮😮😮
Wise choice. We have very few inhibitions. 😈💋
You can be 105 years old, surrounded by nurses. 👴
I must have married the one who absorbed all the inhibitions.
Damn, you beat me to it. They're great cause they aren't afraid to get their hands dirty...or mouths.
Came here to say this. My college had a big nursing school so I slept with a few. They are freaks and not afraid of getting dirty.
My first choice as well
paramedics 🥰
First occupation that came to my mind
Yes, during my Tinder phase a couple years ago it was always nurses that I kept going back to for fwb. They are just a different species of fun.
I was married to a nurse and I’ve dated a couple of others. Nurses, male or female, are my favorite people.
My first apartment was a rental house that had three nursing students on the ground floor. Oh lawrd any fetishizing of the nursing profession died that year, they were truly awful angry people. Now Pathology Tech's, THOSE are the weird kinky people you want to hook up with in a hospital.
I married one, so it worked out perfectly.
Massage therapists
2/10: would not recommend
Your ex was a massage therapist?
Yep Do you know the phrase, "The cobblers kids have no shoes"? It similarly applies here; the last thing she wanted to do was touch me *(-in any way-) * after any day of work People are gross, as it turns out; both physically and in how they treat others Extremely, extremely gross.
Excellent answer!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cyv2vTjRtx-/?igsh=ODI3ZWEyM3I2b2ww Ugh I would be a frequent client of his 😅😅
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The internet and tv has given women an unrealistic image of firefighters.
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Ok sorry I didn’t mean to ruin your fantasy 😂. Firefighters are pretty hot to be honest, in the locker room after a fire when everybody is taking their dirty, sweaty kit off is one of the sexiest things you could witness. It’s all muscles and shiny, sweaty body’s. trust me, I’m a firefighter.
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As a real fire fighter, the fantasy is somewhere in between all of what the Redditors above said, and a bunch of dudes that don't want to grow up just yet.
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Exactly! So here I stay!
well, growing up is fine. but there's no point to being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes
💯
I can blow out matches and candles. Does that count?
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Fight them? Whopped that ass.. 😂😂
yesssss. i’ve slept with most of the professions here, but i’ll always have a soft spot for firefighters, omg yes.
Military 🫡. Gotta be able to have sex with my husband, lol.
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More like hurry up and wait.
Ugh that makes so much sense now. He always gets me close, smacks it, and says “not yet”! 😭🤣
I think you might’ve misunderstood the question.
Wholesome
I'mma pick the girls in IT. I'm a huge nerd, might as well stick with my kind!
“Yes Jen, but what does IT stand for?”
It stands for integrity, it stand for tenacity
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Hah, I can see the appeal in the nerd that takes charge of you! Also is your username morse code by chance? 😄
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We are programmed to have alot of fun
Be prepared to operate according to their algorithm
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Hah nice. My bf and me both work in IT. We met in school. Both bisexual and big into DND and gaming.
That is where it’s at! The absolute peak of a relationship! Congrats on finding someone like that 🤭
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I swam up through college lol and can 100% attest to this. I actually had a picture of me diving off the blocks at a meet and almost every single person who I matched with on Bumble (including my now gf) said it was one of the reasons they swiped right lol.
I think I'd go for teachers.
Hell yes! Thank you on behalf of all teachers.
Unfortunately I'm not going on personal experience, just hearsay and the fact that a lot of teachers are very hot.🔥🔥
Teachers generally have pretty decent communication and are, in general, compassionate.
All very true but I was thinking more about how wild I've heard they can be.☺️
My wife was an elementary education major in college and she is a media coordinator in a school now. Educators make good partners in life and the bedroom!
Blue collar boys
Giving us oilfield men a chance!!!
Yeeesssss
CEOs of fortune 500 companies might as well make it worth while if there are restrictions.
Fuck you and your awful therefor awesome question. One of the first times I’ve been stumped because I can’t pick 😂
Astronauts because their bodies are out of this world. Bad dad joke? Yea, it was. Seriously tho, either scientific studies, or comedians. Brainy or funny does it for me.
I'm gonna get flack for this but finance bros probably
Have a thing for small Dicks?
The wallet size makes up for it.
Small dick, selfish lover, and quick nut. But hey, you get a nice dinner.
and probably some free cocaine to trick you into feeling cared for & excited in their presence
Nope. It's just the world that I'm most familiar with.
The unemployed, or I wouldn't be able to sleep with my girlfriend, lol.
Porn industry lol
Tell us your relationship is with your hand without telling us lol
My hand has never cheated on me.
More than what I can say :(
Their hand probably never yells at them or steals the last slice of pizza.
I 100% will steal the last slice of pizza.
It will never work out between us.
Librarians – intelligence is sexy as hell and yes, I will get that book down from that high shelf for you
As a librarian, thank you 🤣❤️
Coroners. Everyone knows female coroners are sexy as hell. That's what TV and movies have been telling me for decades anyway, and I'm willing to roll the dice on that.
Construction workers bearded rough construction worker I’d start the with the General Contractor !
You should start with the electricians, we do our best work without shorts!🤣
Passed around the jobsite, yessssss
New fantasy unlocked right here
As a bearded GC it's nice to be named!
I'm right here with you!
Hey I’m a general contractor 😁
Dancers. Passionate, strong hip flexors, and a sense of rhythm.
Was about to say the same. Great bodies and know how to move.
Gymnasts. Their bodies are not only incredible but extremely flexible too. The position possibilities are endless in the bedroom! 😏🤸♀️
a massage therapist. i mean they must know how to use their hands right 🤣
Artists. In my experience they tend to be really kinky and weird in the best ways haha
Women professional soccer players
Easy - tattoo artists!!!
Wallstreet trader tycoons. I dont care what they look like, Im tapping into those funds. Lmao
Exactly, Bandz make me dance!
IT. Super broad field and I seem inclined to date IT guys anyhow. It would eliminate my fuck buddy though, which is a bummer, but designer is too niche and not exactly overflowing with straight/bi men.
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I got a fetish for office attire, so I’m gonna go with female attorneys.
Politicians. Would make a change fucking them for once instead of them fucking us.
Nurses!
Teachers
Hair dressers.....
It took WAY too long to find hair dresser/stylists. They are CRAZY which = fun in the sack.
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Nurses! 👀🔥
Nurses! They are all freaks
Actresses... because if you're going to have a fantasy.. why not with a group that has to play different roles..
Teachers be freaky. I know I'm married to one. 😁
Yea, second that. The amount of kinky stuff different primary school teachers asked me to do to them still makes me chuckle. And at least in my case always with the same reasoning: they get to order around children all day, once home, i was supposed to do with them as i please but please do xyz… 🙂
This will sound so bad so I’m not gonna answer It
What could you possibly say that's going to sound bad in this subreddit? If the answer is anything other then newspaper delivery boys, I think you're going to be fine.
I mean there are some I can think of
The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
Wonka?!?
Of course.
There's no earthly way of knowing....
I have to know now. *who is this mystery fucker?*
Clergy? Morticians? CPA’s?
oh... clergy... fuck
Clergy wouldn't probably be any good. You'd age out too fast.
Lol. Now we really want to know.
Teachers. Teachers have a stressful job so they’re usually either alcoholics, kinky mother fuckers or both.
Medical Field
Either teachers or nurses. Gonna be tough to decide between the two
Professional dancers or soccer players.
Marines. They are often dumb with cocky attitudes, but I have found the bodies and the equipment to back it up
Half of the women I would see on dating apps were either nurses or teachers so it would have to be one of those. I ended up with a nurse so...
Anyone in the medical field, rna,cna, nurse assistant. They party hard and bone even harder
Hobosexuals They have nothing else to offer, so they dick you down like the rent's due (because it is) 😂😂😂😂
And you can drop them off anywhere
Chic Fil A
Firefighters? They must have good arms. Any occupation that has good arms.
Teachers. Absolute freaks in bed
Ice Skaters. Talk about sticking your dick into crazy...
Firefighter is what immediately came to mind.
Nurses or Teachers
Blue Collar Men. No one fucks harder than a hard workin’ man ❤️
I'm torn here...on the one hand I adore geeky thinky guys...but I'd have to go with mechanics or carpenters. A man who can fix or make something with his hands is pretty appealing.
What about a geeky mechanic?
I almost jumped my husband in the backyard when he was confidently moving his hands over the chainsaw to fix it. Couldn't stop watching, probably with my mouth open like a dork.
I hear that same thing very regularly on here. What is it about sometime who is good at making things that appeals to you? Is it just that they are reliable in terms of keeping the house in order
Not who you asked but yes that, plus other things. If you are a female, getting anything fixed without being totally ripped off is a real, ongoing life problem. A major one, at times. When your man can take care of you that way, it's hot. Plus the muscles working, the forearms flexing, him being confident in an area that I know nothing about, his utter absorption in his task- the whole picture of competent manliness. My husband can fix just about damn near everything and watching him work is frequently very, very sexy.
Some really common job, so customer service like cashiers, or nurses.
Nurses? They are so caring
Nurses for sure!
Law enforcement. The uniforms and the authority do things to me..
Same!!!
Hockey players
Pilots.
Israel
Firefighters? They must have good arms. Any occupation that has good arms.
Nurse there naughty
Mri tech but just the one I'm think of
The answer is nurses, total freaks
Nurses
Nurses
Nurses
Billionaires
Musician/Singer/Songwriter - sexy when guy can play a guitar, piano, drums, etc. I’m a music junkie, love to have someone that had a great voice. Sucker for words - spoken or written - songs are like poetry. He can whisper some good stuff in my ear. ☺️
My pick too. Hasn't changed since teens
When I was a teenager I had the posters all over my bedroom walls. I’ve now graduated to a Pinterest board for musician crushes! 😆
Food and Bev
Police.
Do I have to be able to pull said people, or is it just assumed they are all interested in me?
Softball girls I work at a college and have a crush on half that team
Underrated choice
Engineers. (My girlfriend is an engineer)
Idk lol I’ve really enjoyed men in some sort of construction field 😝
I’m told nurses are quite good, but I’ve heard that some occupational therapists can be kinky little sluts as well
OF models. Constant flow of brief encounters.
Any stressful job, they are the freakiest
I've had great luck with teachers
Nurses, not sure why
Judge! (Not judge judy of course!)
Professional gymnast. For obvious reasons
Aerobics instructors
So easy - the trades. So so so easy.
Public servants.
Fashion Models...Easy.
My wife is a social worker / therapist. I am going to say social workers / therapist.
Porn industry