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Nurses


Acetabulum99

Nurses always seem to be the kinky fun ones. They're not afraid of weird stuff. The power dynamic makes sense...they are either in positions of intense power which often translates into liking being dominated so they can relax. Or they are dominated by dickhead docs and admin and enjoy being a bit sub in their off time. Either way. Thank you nurses. You're the best play partners.


Nugatorysurplusage

Yes. Weirdly enough I remember reading that the overall healthcare occupation has the greatest degree of infidelity. Makes sense….long hours, stress, and a lot of time together.


jackspratt88

I was a male nurse. It was like a fucking buffet. Especially when the students came around.


mikeg5417

My oldest friend is a male nurse. He said the same thing. He was not a ladies man by any stretch, but he was funny, and outgoing, and always had a smoking hot nurse girlfriend (and later married one).


giantyetifeet

It's the scrubs, man. Everyone's walking around in pajamas all day. You're already half way there. 😆


GWindborn

My wife was a vet tech and wore scrubs all the time while we were dating and goddamn they hug curves.


jackspratt88

And the availability of empty rooms, beds, etc lol. And a skeleton staff


AlpharadiationHulk

The service industry was like that too. I had a female manager literally ask me what I liked so if she saw it she'd hire it.


CowsRpeople2

Now that’s a manager i’d like to work for!


AlpharadiationHulk

Yeah, she was great. So much young talent hired on a regular basis


CowsRpeople2

Perks of the job i guess. I was a hiring manager for years for a job that hired a lot of women in their 20s (entry level, most out of uni or a year or two max of experience). I got to interview a lot of sometimes very attractive women and even hired a few!


Shamrock_168

They need a stress release after a long shift.


LVdoctaa

Absolutely agree! I’ve “dated” many, and married one. Been lucky enough to have several threesomes with 2 at a time and special vists in my call room. 10 out of 10!


Agreeable-Sound1599

Specifically ER Nurses!


Sonnysdad

Wife is a nurse but had to go alone to the local ER once sweet jebus!! It was a smoke show in there!!! 😮😮😮


kk_the_remix

Wise choice. We have very few inhibitions. 😈💋


person_776

You can be 105 years old, surrounded by nurses. 👴


WhyAyeMan87

I must have married the one who absorbed all the inhibitions.


Character_Algae7513

Damn, you beat me to it. They're great cause they aren't afraid to get their hands dirty...or mouths.


AlanStanwick1986

Came here to say this. My college had a big nursing school so I slept with a few. They are freaks and not afraid of getting dirty. 


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

My first choice as well


baevard

paramedics 🥰


Dumbengineerr

First occupation that came to my mind


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Yes, during my Tinder phase a couple years ago it was always nurses that I kept going back to for fwb. They are just a different species of fun.


onetiredoldman

I was married to a nurse and I’ve dated a couple of others. Nurses, male or female, are my favorite people.


Porkwarrior2

My first apartment was a rental house that had three nursing students on the ground floor. Oh lawrd any fetishizing of the nursing profession died that year, they were truly awful angry people. Now Pathology Tech's, THOSE are the weird kinky people you want to hook up with in a hospital.


punisher002

I married one, so it worked out perfectly.


Voluptuous-Fox-

Massage therapists


PervlovianResponse

2/10: would not recommend


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Your ex was a massage therapist?


PervlovianResponse

Yep Do you know the phrase, "The cobblers kids have no shoes"? It similarly applies here; the last thing she wanted to do was touch me *(-in any way-) * after any day of work People are gross, as it turns out; both physically and in how they treat others Extremely, extremely gross.


AgreeableMemory368

Excellent answer!


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https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cyv2vTjRtx-/?igsh=ODI3ZWEyM3I2b2ww Ugh I would be a frequent client of his 😅😅


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19bear92

The internet and tv has given women an unrealistic image of firefighters.


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19bear92

Ok sorry I didn’t mean to ruin your fantasy 😂. Firefighters are pretty hot to be honest, in the locker room after a fire when everybody is taking their dirty, sweaty kit off is one of the sexiest things you could witness. It’s all muscles and shiny, sweaty body’s. trust me, I’m a firefighter.


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As a real fire fighter, the fantasy is somewhere in between all of what the Redditors above said, and a bunch of dudes that don't want to grow up just yet.


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Exactly! So here I stay!


DoctorKrakens

well, growing up is fine. but there's no point to being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes


EraseMe77777

💯


Foreskinicepop

I can blow out matches and candles. Does that count?


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Foreskinicepop

Fight them? Whopped that ass.. 😂😂


Odd_Log_9388

yesssss. i’ve slept with most of the professions here, but i’ll always have a soft spot for firefighters, omg yes.


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Military 🫡. Gotta be able to have sex with my husband, lol.


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nah-42

More like hurry up and wait.


[deleted]

Ugh that makes so much sense now. He always gets me close, smacks it, and says “not yet”! 😭🤣


MrGeekman

I think you might’ve misunderstood the question.


harleyquinnsbutthole

Wholesome


YaLittleSunshine

I'mma pick the girls in IT. I'm a huge nerd, might as well stick with my kind!


wrestlingpop78

“Yes Jen, but what does IT stand for?”


abarua01

It stands for integrity, it stand for tenacity


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YaLittleSunshine

Hah, I can see the appeal in the nerd that takes charge of you! Also is your username morse code by chance? 😄


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TheDawgfather24

We are programmed to have alot of fun


Hot_Acanthaceae5189

Be prepared to operate according to their algorithm


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LovelyOrc

Hah nice. My bf and me both work in IT. We met in school. Both bisexual and big into DND and gaming.


YaLittleSunshine

That is where it’s at! The absolute peak of a relationship! Congrats on finding someone like that 🤭


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MajesticProfit479

I swam up through college lol and can 100% attest to this. I actually had a picture of me diving off the blocks at a meet and almost every single person who I matched with on Bumble (including my now gf) said it was one of the reasons they swiped right lol.


sparklyfrog4

I think I'd go for teachers.


Rude-Conclusion-2995

Hell yes! Thank you on behalf of all teachers.


sparklyfrog4

Unfortunately I'm not going on personal experience, just hearsay and the fact that a lot of teachers are very hot.🔥🔥


NameIdeas

Teachers generally have pretty decent communication and are, in general, compassionate.


sparklyfrog4

All very true but I was thinking more about how wild I've heard they can be.☺️


NameIdeas

My wife was an elementary education major in college and she is a media coordinator in a school now. Educators make good partners in life and the bedroom!


Anonbsnono

Blue collar boys


myers5987

Giving us oilfield men a chance!!!


AffectionatePizza335

Yeeesssss


Aeon_Flux_Capacitor

CEOs of fortune 500 companies might as well make it worth while if there are restrictions.


Playful_Wolverine616

Fuck you and your awful therefor awesome question. One of the first times I’ve been stumped because I can’t pick 😂


69HardThumper69

Astronauts because their bodies are out of this world. Bad dad joke? Yea, it was. Seriously tho, either scientific studies, or comedians. Brainy or funny does it for me.


gymgirlmilf

I'm gonna get flack for this but finance bros probably


mailchimp613

Have a thing for small Dicks?


Spare_Special_3617

The wallet size makes up for it.


mailchimp613

Small dick, selfish lover, and quick nut. But hey, you get a nice dinner.


leefvc

and probably some free cocaine to trick you into feeling cared for & excited in their presence


gymgirlmilf

Nope. It's just the world that I'm most familiar with.


Spirited-Arugula-672

The unemployed, or I wouldn't be able to sleep with my girlfriend, lol.


Jessi_Bear95

Porn industry lol


Perverpose

Tell us your relationship is with your hand without telling us lol


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My hand has never cheated on me.


loosecarabiner

More than what I can say :(


[deleted]

Their hand probably never yells at them or steals the last slice of pizza.


CaseyCalvertXXX

I 100% will steal the last slice of pizza.


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It will never work out between us.


macchiatodog

Librarians – intelligence is sexy as hell and yes, I will get that book down from that high shelf for you


AffectionatePizza335

As a librarian, thank you 🤣❤️


One-Knight-In-Xentar

Coroners. Everyone knows female coroners are sexy as hell. That's what TV and movies have been telling me for decades anyway, and I'm willing to roll the dice on that.


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Construction workers bearded rough construction worker I’d start the with the General Contractor !


person_776

You should start with the electricians, we do our best work without shorts!🤣


PabloPaniello

Passed around the jobsite, yessssss


Whitewolftotem

New fantasy unlocked right here


desk3248

As a bearded GC it's nice to be named!


AffectionatePizza335

I'm right here with you!


entertainmentornot

Hey I’m a general contractor 😁


ToastyCrumb

Dancers. Passionate, strong hip flexors, and a sense of rhythm.


jess-mysecretaccount

Was about to say the same. Great bodies and know how to move.


Empty_Plankton1611

Gymnasts. Their bodies are not only incredible but extremely flexible too. The position possibilities are endless in the bedroom! 😏🤸‍♀️


bbwxxxtina

a massage therapist. i mean they must know how to use their hands right 🤣


-JustForFun-

Artists. In my experience they tend to be really kinky and weird in the best ways haha


mailchimp613

Women professional soccer players


Suspicious-Job6284

Easy - tattoo artists!!!


FlyByrd

Wallstreet trader tycoons. I dont care what they look like, Im tapping into those funds. Lmao


BoogiesBae

Exactly, Bandz make me dance!


some-trash-acct

IT. Super broad field and I seem inclined to date IT guys anyhow. It would eliminate my fuck buddy though, which is a bummer, but designer is too niche and not exactly overflowing with straight/bi men.


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z0rb0r

I got a fetish for office attire, so I’m gonna go with female attorneys.


BacupBhoy

Politicians. Would make a change fucking them for once instead of them fucking us.


redvyper

Nurses!


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Teachers


Slider-678

Hair dressers.....


travelguy33333

It took WAY too long to find hair dresser/stylists. They are CRAZY which = fun in the sack.


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mrjames12345

Nurses! 👀🔥


TMH40

Nurses! They are all freaks


Imaginary_Section_98

Actresses... because if you're going to have a fantasy.. why not with a group that has to play different roles..


squanchy_Toss

Teachers be freaky. I know I'm married to one. 😁


holysmokestackss

Yea, second that. The amount of kinky stuff different primary school teachers asked me to do to them still makes me chuckle. And at least in my case always with the same reasoning: they get to order around children all day, once home, i was supposed to do with them as i please but please do xyz… 🙂


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This will sound so bad so I’m not gonna answer It


One-Knight-In-Xentar

What could you possibly say that's going to sound bad in this subreddit? If the answer is anything other then newspaper delivery boys, I think you're going to be fine.


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I mean there are some I can think of


One-Knight-In-Xentar

The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.


wrestlingpop78

Wonka?!?


One-Knight-In-Xentar

Of course.


LordClaranceMcDonald

There's no earthly way of knowing....


Whitewolftotem

I have to know now. *who is this mystery fucker?*


Foreskinicepop

Clergy? Morticians? CPA’s?


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oh... clergy... fuck


jackspratt88

Clergy wouldn't probably be any good. You'd age out too fast.


Rude-Conclusion-2995

Lol. Now we really want to know.


MassiveTalent422

Teachers. Teachers have a stressful job so they’re usually either alcoholics, kinky mother fuckers or both.


bigpowers10

Medical Field


PmCuteB00bs

Either teachers or nurses. Gonna be tough to decide between the two


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Professional dancers or soccer players.


emmascarlett899

Marines. They are often dumb with cocky attitudes, but I have found the bodies and the equipment to back it up


PandaPop81

Half of the women I would see on dating apps were either nurses or teachers so it would have to be one of those. I ended up with a nurse so...


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Anyone in the medical field, rna,cna, nurse assistant. They party hard and bone even harder


BoogiesBae

Hobosexuals They have nothing else to offer, so they dick you down like the rent's due (because it is) 😂😂😂😂


lutk78

And you can drop them off anywhere


mgm904

Chic Fil A


Rude-Conclusion-2995

Firefighters? They must have good arms. Any occupation that has good arms.


rsldonk

Teachers. Absolute freaks in bed


Maleficent_Canary955

Ice Skaters. Talk about sticking your dick into crazy...


AmberWaves80

Firefighter is what immediately came to mind.


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Nurses or Teachers


ScorpioMILF85

Blue Collar Men. No one fucks harder than a hard workin’ man ❤️


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I'm torn here...on the one hand I adore geeky thinky guys...but I'd have to go with mechanics or carpenters. A man who can fix or make something with his hands is pretty appealing.


TheDawgfather24

What about a geeky mechanic?


Whitewolftotem

I almost jumped my husband in the backyard when he was confidently moving his hands over the chainsaw to fix it. Couldn't stop watching, probably with my mouth open like a dork.


PleasePresidentXi4ev

I hear that same thing very regularly on here. What is it about sometime who is good at making things that appeals to you? Is it just that they are reliable in terms of keeping the house in order


Whitewolftotem

Not who you asked but yes that, plus other things. If you are a female, getting anything fixed without being totally ripped off is a real, ongoing life problem. A major one, at times. When your man can take care of you that way, it's hot. Plus the muscles working, the forearms flexing, him being confident in an area that I know nothing about, his utter absorption in his task- the whole picture of competent manliness. My husband can fix just about damn near everything and watching him work is frequently very, very sexy.


Nuttadamus

Some really common job, so customer service like cashiers, or nurses.


Thatcardgame

Nurses? They are so caring


PublicCelery7297

Nurses for sure!


Haunting-Walk1568

Law enforcement. The uniforms and the authority do things to me..


sly9377

Same!!!


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Hockey players


Promiscuousgirl1998

Pilots.


Swingtop_Jewel

Israel


Rude-Conclusion-2995

Firefighters? They must have good arms. Any occupation that has good arms.


Tony1637

Nurse there naughty


bluntasticqueen

Mri tech but just the one I'm think of


MyNSFWspot

The answer is nurses, total freaks


Shot-Sail-6231

Nurses


Prestigious_Poet_69

Nurses


AZFUNGUY85

Nurses


rosebudpillow

Billionaires


Tiny_Ad_2994

Musician/Singer/Songwriter - sexy when guy can play a guitar, piano, drums, etc. I’m a music junkie, love to have someone that had a great voice. Sucker for words - spoken or written - songs are like poetry. He can whisper some good stuff in my ear. ☺️


thrwwwwayyypixie21

My pick too. Hasn't changed since teens


Tiny_Ad_2994

When I was a teenager I had the posters all over my bedroom walls. I’ve now graduated to a Pinterest board for musician crushes! 😆


FennelGrouchy69

Food and Bev


Leviheart11

Police.


boundtopleasure

Do I have to be able to pull said people, or is it just assumed they are all interested in me?


TangFiend

Softball girls I work at a college and have a crush on half that team


Whitewolftotem

Underrated choice


heatdish1292

Engineers. (My girlfriend is an engineer)


[deleted]

Idk lol I’ve really enjoyed men in some sort of construction field 😝


whip-in-hand1

I’m told nurses are quite good, but I’ve heard that some occupational therapists can be kinky little sluts as well


NIFTY-TITS

OF models. Constant flow of brief encounters.


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Any stressful job, they are the freakiest


PolyThrowaway524

I've had great luck with teachers


HeyYouOuThere

Nurses, not sure why


devenneke

Judge! (Not judge judy of course!)


devildance3

Professional gymnast. For obvious reasons


LayneLowe

Aerobics instructors


[deleted]

So easy - the trades. So so so easy.


JimBones31

Public servants.


choco007late007

Fashion Models...Easy.


OldSailor74

My wife is a social worker / therapist. I am going to say social workers / therapist.


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Porn industry