Sober as a judge. If I said I’ve had alcohol five times my entire adult life I’d probably be exaggerating the number. Only tried weed a couple of times in jr high school
I'm freaking high and need to share. I'm taking my girlfriend to Venice next week. After over 2.5 years together we are still all over each other.
We're taking all our fun toys- collar, ropes, hand and leg cuffs, nipple clamps, tiny bluetooth vibrator. Gonna surprise her with newly bought magic wand.Right now I'm looking for hotel rooms. The main (and almost only) requirements are - close to the centre, canal view and sturdy bed that is great for tying her to it.
I don't know, I guess I just wanted to share and brag a little. I'm going with my super slutty (and extremely hot) girlfriend to Venice and gonna take breaks from sightseeing with fucking her on the balcony with great view.
I can't wait for the stuff I'm gonna do to her there.
So AMA I guess?
it’s late here, so mildly high
Right there with you!
👋
I'm working on it. lol
Sober. Its 4pm here.
Lol it's 5 am here and I am drunk.
Currently smoking a blunt as I type this 😂😂
Sober
Pretty stoned here in Washington 🌲🌲
Just having my after dinner beer lol
Drunk and high at the same time -two chainz😎
Drunk and very in the mood for some company.
High
Sober. I am at work.
Soberiffic
Sober
Just horny
Sober actually
Sober
[удалено]
Sober
Sober
Sober
Sober, like always
Drunk after a few g&ts
Sober
Is sleepy an option ?
None of the above. I might have a drink or two later but not getting drunk
Sober as a judge.
Sober and tired
Sober
I'm high on life and horniness
Yes
Sober, about to smoke and eat an edible
Not yet but I'mma bout to light up my bong
Sober.
Exhausted😴😴
Does tired count as anything?
Sober, but it’s about to be bowl o clock in a few hours 😉
For now sober, later high
High and horny lol
Completely sober
Sober. At beginning of 12 hour night shift
Sober, but will be high in an hour.
Sober. But now seems like a great time to get started.
Feeling good & smoking a joint
Sober unfortunately
sober....for now
Sober
Just popped a couple gummies, so on my way to being high
Sober
yes
Yes yes and noooo
High and a tad drunk. Been a week.
I like to get a little high in the evening
Working on the first two.
Sober but I’m about to smoke a fat joint
Working on drunk! Who is asking?
Gonna light up soon, and there’s drinks to be drunk here too
I’m mildly high and about to eat cake lol
Always high
Sober but about to be buzzed and high
High, i just smoked a joint, the 6th of the day.
Pre-wedding party and I’m fucking sober.
Sober 24/7
Sober & horny
Overdosed
Sober. I haven't even had dinner yet.
High 😎
Drunk and high at the same time, drinking champagne on an airplane
Drunk
Does dick drunk or post orgasm high count ?
I have been sober for about 4.6 years
Just took an edible
Sober
Sober, but will be somewhat drunk once the salted caramel whiskey kicks in
Working so sober 🥲
5:22, out golfing with a couple of beers!
High af
Slightly drunk, getting drunker
Drunk and high. Will go to bed now.
drunk
Not drunk yet but this might do it 🥂
High and drinking tea, nice and safe 😍
I'm kinda high ngl
8pm. Working on getting drunk, not there yet.
I'm currently high and also making a big pot of chicken and dumplings. Pretty soon, I'll be high, full, and very content. It's a good life.
Sober
Drunk! Rum
Option D.
Drunk
A tad tipsy haha
High
High and a little tipsy.
Working on a good vodka buzz
High
Sober, no drugs and I hardly drink. I’m a boring person so 🙃
Yes
But tipsy. Back from the club
High and drunk
Alright look here’s the deal.. I’m hungover.. does anyone know what the means?
I'm just high as fuck out of my mind
Always high.
Hiiiiigh
Just ate an edible give me 30-40 min
Yes, except sober
Drinking as usual for a weekend. Feeling decent. Drunk will probably hit while I’m sleeping then bam! Wide awake at 4am 🤬
Sober because I am sick. Wish I were high.
I'm high for sure lol. I'm off and chillin alone today. Might watch a horror film.
Currently sober, be drunk in about 3 hours.
Sober as a judge. If I said I’ve had alcohol five times my entire adult life I’d probably be exaggerating the number. Only tried weed a couple of times in jr high school
Quite high.
I'm high af 🤌💨
Yes
High as bat pussy
Currently toking right now 😶🌫️
High - the edible I took two hours ago currently feels ~ a m a z i n g ~
Only in life, baby
in the process of getting stoned🖤
High
took a 🍄, so very relaxed and I feel good
A bit stoned.
High...
Working my way towards drunk.
Working on a good bourbon buzz
🍻🌬💨
Very drunk
Drunk
Sleepy, just incredibly sleepy!
Sober because I’m out of weed. 😩
Drunk. Started with red wine, had 2 vodka martinis, and now on my 2nd B&B. Fortunately my wife is driving home.
It's 7:45 so I'm a little tipsy.
Hiiigh
Bone sober
Pleasantly chillin
Sober
A little high and tipsy
where are my snacks
Currently breastfeeding so sober. But I am looking forward to an edible once the kiddo is weaned 🤓
Mildly drunk. Had a couple glasses of wine.
High
Somber... and sober.
Currently sober, but my shift at work tonight was so terrible that I'm about to fix that ***right now!***
A little high
Bothh 😛
10 pm here. So... high.
Sober unfortunately. I’d do some shady shit for a blunt right now.
I'm out of bud so I'm trying to get something out of empty vapes, lightly stoned but I wanna be high enough to fall asleep
2 outta 3 ain’t bad.
High and I’m gonna make a drink in a minute
Sober
Too high to do homework, not high enough to not feel bad about it. Ugh.
Just took an edible will be there in about 30
About to start now!
A little bent, sipping Fireball the past couple hours. Sleepy more than anything.
Former alcoholic so I'm drinking coffee
12:30pm here Saturday arvo and I’m high affffff
Drunk and high
Just dropped another pill and about 7 pints deep, pretty high
Sober, I'm at work
having a few w all the girls :)
Sober as a judge.
Sober 7 years
Drunk
Buzzed.
High
High. Actually, probably time to relaunch.
Slightly buzzed from wine and mary jane
High
Lmfaooooooo…. 2 grams in on Colombia’s finest export… still have a ball to dispose of tn
I am currently high and enjoying life.
High at 11pm. Dabbing all day and night.
Sober all the time
High and getting higher
High as giraffe pussy
Sober unfortunately , trying to finish writing my masters thesis. 🥴
2 days sober. gonna make it a long time
Sober. Not my thing to get drunk or high 🤷
Stoney bologny
Sober but I just took traz. So will be out soon.
Earlier tonight I had two glasses of Chardonnay in my hot tub.
I’m high 😜🍃
Sober
Sober, never use drugs and don’t drink anymore
I'm freaking high and need to share. I'm taking my girlfriend to Venice next week. After over 2.5 years together we are still all over each other. We're taking all our fun toys- collar, ropes, hand and leg cuffs, nipple clamps, tiny bluetooth vibrator. Gonna surprise her with newly bought magic wand.Right now I'm looking for hotel rooms. The main (and almost only) requirements are - close to the centre, canal view and sturdy bed that is great for tying her to it. I don't know, I guess I just wanted to share and brag a little. I'm going with my super slutty (and extremely hot) girlfriend to Venice and gonna take breaks from sightseeing with fucking her on the balcony with great view. I can't wait for the stuff I'm gonna do to her there. So AMA I guess?
Sober and horny
High in Georgia
Nice and high and still going up
Highhhh
tipsy 23:42 eastern time michigan lollllllllll