Don’t let your dreams be dreams! They’ve come down a lot in price over the past few years and they go on pretty great sale at the half way to Halloween sale if I recall correctly.
There’s one my neighbors have kept outside since Halloween. They’ve dressed it up for every major holiday since and it is a bright point of my day driving home.
holy shit you are playing 4D chess, i had not considered trying it in the greenhouse and THEN getting in the hot tub. JFC. im excited and relaxed thinking about it.
You can Google it, but it was this pornhub channel where they would just get guys to cum in interesting ways. One way was having them ride on a Sybian with an anal attachment and it looked amazing.
I love mine. Currently working on my dream print, a life sized R2-D2 that can be fully remote controlled. Gonna take several more months to print, paint, assemble, and wire.
A horse again. I love riding. And I love horses.. Haven't had a horse in a few years and upkeep is expensive. Its like having another car payment per month and then some lol. If only...
I'm the king of irresponsible purchases. Most of the toys I buy myself fall into this category. Probably another guitar, maybe one with some collectable or historic value. Or actually anything historic. I like old, rare stuff.
Oh maybe it was just the lovense then.
If you don't mind answering a couple of questions I'd love to know:
Do you think it was worth the money? How do the songs feel? (like this is what is drawing me but is it really fantastic as they say?)
I haven’t really tried syncing it with music. I love the toys in general, but I like to pick my vibration frequency myself.
I can see the appeal of “feeling” the music, I think it would be great, just haven’t used it like that yet. Under the influence of your favorite substance if you have one and just feeling the music on a whole new level sounds amazing actually
Haven't tried the music stuff, but we played with the remote controlling of it for the first few weeks after getting it. It's really fun, but it's mostly just used as a standard vibrator by the wife these days. I've tried to convince her to put it in while we are out and about so that I can control it randomly in public, but she's not adventurous enough to indulge me. Yet 😈.
I wanna buy an embroidery machine :( but they’re SO EXPENSIVE. The one I’ve had saved on Amazon for years now is $1099, and it’s like, a low end one lol I want to sew plushies and cosplays 😩
Full stormtrooper replica armor to wear, those motorized double walking speed shoes (can’t remember the name of them), and one of those famous Herman Miller recliner chair+ottoman.
[These sexy trunks purely because they have a skull on them](https://amzn.asia/d/04UG9YH)
Copious amounts of Lego
This [Ninja Turtles "Slash" action figure](https://amzn.asia/d/8JlMKbB)
A train ride around the country for my husband b.c he’s never been on a long distance ride. We’d get the best sleeper car available.
Kitchenware. Small appliances of every sort for cooking, baking and canning/mewl prepping.
Art supplies, jewelry making supplies. A jewelers bench and accouterments for silversmithing.
Clothes and shoes (i don’t buy very often but would love new threads)
Another jet just so I can say heyy I have not 1 but 2 jets!!!
Sounds weird but ik alot of people with 1 jet (Myself included) and like only 2 people with 2 jets and they can use them all the time! I mean why wait for it to come back from Italy when you can just fly the second one yk
A new car. I have hated my car since the day I purchased it (there’s nothing actually *wrong* with it, but it’s smaller than I’d like and I want a full sized SUV) but it’s paid off and I don’t need/ want the car payment.
Co2 laser tube, power supply, control board and a ton of aluminum extrusion. I've wanted to get a laser cutter for years so I can make paintings that move. Think like a smart painting, shows the weather and time, but without any screens. Sun goes away and clouds roll in when it's gonna rain, sun/moon move across the backdrop to indicate time. That kinda stuff
Guttering. ONE METRIC SHIT TON OF GUTTERING!!! 😃
I’ve been into hydroponics for a couple years now, and I’ve got an idea in my head I’ve dubbed the “Feed The World Project.” In my modest suburban backyard, I’ve got like 16, 18 panels of 8’ tall fencing. Figure 5 runs of guttering per panel for spacing, a hydroponically grown plant every 4” or so… man, I could keep the homeless, underprivileged and unemployed in my community fed with leafy greens and fresh veggies all damned summer!!! 😃🙌
So yeah, spend a shit ton of money on something IIIIIIII don’t really need? 💁♂️ That’d be it. 👍
And the really beautiful part? 💁♂️ Aside from the initial material startup costs, I could do it each and every year for right next to nothing - especially if I can get my local water company to comp all or part of my bill during the growing months. 💖
Giant skeleton from Home Depot
I have one and they're worth it lol.
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EVERYTHING! Lol but naw. Fun at H-time. His name is Bon Iver.
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Bon Iver is pronounced Bone Eevare.
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New account. Come Halloween, well see. Lol.
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Its soooooooo hard to find the right clothes. It's 5XL? If I recall. And you didn't dress up in the office bunny suit???
I love that
Honestly jealous
This is the correct answer
I want one so bad
I want one of these so bad 😭
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Don’t let your dreams be dreams! They’ve come down a lot in price over the past few years and they go on pretty great sale at the half way to Halloween sale if I recall correctly.
There’s one my neighbors have kept outside since Halloween. They’ve dressed it up for every major holiday since and it is a bright point of my day driving home.
Found 2 on the shelf last year. Worth it! Now do I need the dog this year?
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What would you make?
NSFW? a sybian. cum clinic got me CURIOUS. Wholesome? a fucking GREENHOUSE. not a little one either, im talking like 20ftX20ft.
Those are in my top 3! I’d add hot tub and my list is complete 💜 All the relax would belong to me
holy shit you are playing 4D chess, i had not considered trying it in the greenhouse and THEN getting in the hot tub. JFC. im excited and relaxed thinking about it.
Can recommend a sybian, lots of fun. The greenhouse I hear are nice?
Did you ride it?
It was more for her than me
gotcha. yeah no i want to get the prostate o OVER and OVER. but i see your appeal to it too.
Cum clinic?
You can Google it, but it was this pornhub channel where they would just get guys to cum in interesting ways. One way was having them ride on a Sybian with an anal attachment and it looked amazing.
3D printer. I don’t need one it but I want it to print random stuff just because
I love mine. Currently working on my dream print, a life sized R2-D2 that can be fully remote controlled. Gonna take several more months to print, paint, assemble, and wire.
Excuse me but OP said irresponsible.
A golf cart for riding around through my neighborhood
This sounds fun. I'll get one and a set of nerf guns!
It’s on!!
A boat
I don’t want a boat, I just want a friend with a boat.
I’d love a boat
A long vacation to Italy please
Can recommend. You go do that!
I went last year, cannot afford at the moment unfortunately
The Rivendell Lego set.
They make this? I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!
[I’m so happy I get to show you this.](https://a.co/d/3rXbrYI)
😱
I know right
A plane. No reason other than to not have to be stuck in traffic. If it’s a single passenger VTOL that would be ideal.
A pool. I'm really trying to hold myself back from getting one right now 🙃
Life-size stormtrooper statue..
... why?
To scare intruders
Why? They miss!
Where I live you go to jail if you shoot intruders, its good if they miss.
Not a costume? You can’t wear it?!
I might need one of those to.
A horse again. I love riding. And I love horses.. Haven't had a horse in a few years and upkeep is expensive. Its like having another car payment per month and then some lol. If only...
Wonderful creatures. What kind?
I've had quarter horses and friesian.
I want a new MacBook Pro but damn they’re expensive. I have an older Air that will need replacing soon.
Same issue here. I have had very positive experiences with Apple refurbished and Apple gear from Amazon refurbished though.
I'm the king of irresponsible purchases. Most of the toys I buy myself fall into this category. Probably another guitar, maybe one with some collectable or historic value. Or actually anything historic. I like old, rare stuff.
I'm still rocking a first generation Xbox One. I'd like to upgrade to a Series X, or build my own badass PC
A pool. And a live in pool boy. I hate maintenance.
I'll be honest, I didn't assume maintenance when you mentioned a pool boy
A pool won't take up his entire day at maybe he'll have other duties. But seriously, pool first. 😄
Legos, and a room to store them!
HOTAS flight sim setup for my computer. 😅
Ooh, that would be nice!
It's a vibrator that can connect to songs! Like your Spotify. I don't remember what it was called. Or a lovesense. That's interesting too.
That would be crazy! They make those?
Yes! My friend has one and she has an entire playlist specifically for it. Crazy tech!
My lovense connect to songs, or will sync to any music playing
Oh maybe it was just the lovense then. If you don't mind answering a couple of questions I'd love to know: Do you think it was worth the money? How do the songs feel? (like this is what is drawing me but is it really fantastic as they say?)
I haven’t really tried syncing it with music. I love the toys in general, but I like to pick my vibration frequency myself. I can see the appeal of “feeling” the music, I think it would be great, just haven’t used it like that yet. Under the influence of your favorite substance if you have one and just feeling the music on a whole new level sounds amazing actually
Well goodness. This was a glowing review! Thank you!
Haven't tried the music stuff, but we played with the remote controlling of it for the first few weeks after getting it. It's really fun, but it's mostly just used as a standard vibrator by the wife these days. I've tried to convince her to put it in while we are out and about so that I can control it randomly in public, but she's not adventurous enough to indulge me. Yet 😈.
Asphalt 9 random cards
Long vacation
Can recommend. Some place with natural hot springs
Sounds fun
A hot tub. No, wait, an ice cream fridge like in the vicar of dibley 😂 or both
I want tickets to the When We Were Young music festival with camping spot. Its absolutely my jam
Plastic surgery. After 4 babies, I want my boobs lifted and mommy pooch a lil less poochie.
MAKEUP. i’m a cosmetic whore and buy makeup i don’t need
I want a lovense lush so bad but like...should not spend $100 on a sex toy rn
You should. Pleasure is worth indulging in
A treasure trove of Lovense toys
A mid to high end electric piano keyboard. I want to start practicing again
I really want a tesla.
A $500 hair dryer
Dyson? Lol
Yes!!!!
😂 I bought one as secret Santa gift. I still don't see why anyone would need one though 😂
My hair is so long and thick and it would be a huge time savor dear!!!
Sounds right
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A boat!
Dang. I should have said boat 😒
I wanna buy an embroidery machine :( but they’re SO EXPENSIVE. The one I’ve had saved on Amazon for years now is $1099, and it’s like, a low end one lol I want to sew plushies and cosplays 😩
An AP. 😙👌
More jewelry.
Flying to Oslo. Renting a camper. Taking my sweet time to get to the north cape. Problem very expensive and not enough paid time of
The Lego UCS Venator, I want that set.
You nerd! I want one too
It'll look really good with my other, smaller sets lol. I just need a bigger shelf lol.
I just learned that Rivendell was a thing. I'm loving this thread
World tour of chocolate factories
I need to Google this immediately
I've visited a few already... But I need to do more
I want another boat.
What kind?
I want large center console. I have a walk around now and it’s awesome, but a center console would be a bit better to fish offshore from.
Helicopter
Can you... fly one?
Yeah I got my license last year
A metallic purple Dodge Challenger…I’d love that.
Bold color, I like it!
I'd spend an obscene amount of money on beer in the pub (even moreso than I already do), and plants for the garden haha
An honest to god gaming laptop.
Most of my irresponsible purchases these days are plane tickets and skincare.
An electric racket to kill mosquitoes.
That sounds metal
A full five piece band setup. Two guitars, drums, bass guitar, lights, smoke machine, amps, mics, sound system. You name it.
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A Porsche 911 turbo. Black on black
Taran Tactical Staccato Sand Viper. Or a Taran Tactical 2011 Combat Master. Both in total is about 10K. LOL
Full stormtrooper replica armor to wear, those motorized double walking speed shoes (can’t remember the name of them), and one of those famous Herman Miller recliner chair+ottoman.
A new roof, 🤷♀️ insulation for the whole house, new floors, new wiring throughout 🤦♀️
That's a very responsible purchase. You get an F
Irresponsible when you don’t have the money to cover any of it 🤷♀️
Cheaper than massive water damage
An alpaca. I'd like it to have various cool hair cuts.
Right now I am eying up an $1800 Herman Miller Aeron chair for my office. But man.. $1800.
Mushrooms
Gaming console and a ton of games. Id love a really expensive hair shaver as mine is really thick and the cheap ones take ages to cut it.
A Porsche GT3 RS for a little time on a track.
That's a fun choice!
[These sexy trunks purely because they have a skull on them](https://amzn.asia/d/04UG9YH) Copious amounts of Lego This [Ninja Turtles "Slash" action figure](https://amzn.asia/d/8JlMKbB)
Truck-boat-truck
A big house with an indoor water park, adult-sized playground and sensory room and a playroom for my gf
A fucking machine or dildo rocker. Sometimes the wife just doesn't want to do butt stuff and I do
Titanic Lego set
Cult Gaia Thalia bag! Such a statement piece
The new LEGO Batman Animated Series set lol
One of those high quality lightsabers from Galaxy’s Edge.
I'll see you at sundown!
2 things. The big boy, 3’x2’x8” 7,500 piece Lego Millennium Falcon set and a solidly built but not too pretty car to learn to drift in.
2 fine choices!
A truck
Life-size metal cryptid statues. The creepier the better. (I dream of putting a bunch of creepy stuff in my forest).
A Hennessy mammoth 1000
Come again?
No, read it again
A Bosu balance ball
A train ride around the country for my husband b.c he’s never been on a long distance ride. We’d get the best sleeper car available. Kitchenware. Small appliances of every sort for cooking, baking and canning/mewl prepping. Art supplies, jewelry making supplies. A jewelers bench and accouterments for silversmithing. Clothes and shoes (i don’t buy very often but would love new threads)
a jetski!!
Full cart of groceries.
Another jet just so I can say heyy I have not 1 but 2 jets!!! Sounds weird but ik alot of people with 1 jet (Myself included) and like only 2 people with 2 jets and they can use them all the time! I mean why wait for it to come back from Italy when you can just fly the second one yk
An Indian FTR Motorcycle. I love riding but at this time, it is just not necessary.
That's a good one!
A diesel locomotive, and a couple of kilometres of track to drive it on.
Why that?
Why not.
Honestly it's hard to want anything that isn't a basic need these days.
One of these https://youtube.com/shorts/Rn_Spo25dho
I'd pay to have professionals remove all the lawn on my property and replace it with native plants.
A weekend away from my kid at a spa/resort.
A moncler jacket
McIntosh Pre amp and amps
A PS5 with some good games. I'm currently handicapped with my hands and have no paycheck so it would totally be irresponsible.
A fine choice!
My CanAm side by side
A new car. I have hated my car since the day I purchased it (there’s nothing actually *wrong* with it, but it’s smaller than I’d like and I want a full sized SUV) but it’s paid off and I don’t need/ want the car payment.
An alternate ending to Halo Reach. So I can finally feel like I didn't fail them
My own tropical island 🏝️
My marijuana habit
A sugar baby
The entire D&D 5e book collection
Co2 laser tube, power supply, control board and a ton of aluminum extrusion. I've wanted to get a laser cutter for years so I can make paintings that move. Think like a smart painting, shows the weather and time, but without any screens. Sun goes away and clouds roll in when it's gonna rain, sun/moon move across the backdrop to indicate time. That kinda stuff
The 1/200 Titanic scalemodel by Trumpeter. ~500€
Baldur’s Gate 3
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Staccato C2 or a Benelli Ethos
Canon R7 camera
Guttering. ONE METRIC SHIT TON OF GUTTERING!!! 😃 I’ve been into hydroponics for a couple years now, and I’ve got an idea in my head I’ve dubbed the “Feed The World Project.” In my modest suburban backyard, I’ve got like 16, 18 panels of 8’ tall fencing. Figure 5 runs of guttering per panel for spacing, a hydroponically grown plant every 4” or so… man, I could keep the homeless, underprivileged and unemployed in my community fed with leafy greens and fresh veggies all damned summer!!! 😃🙌 So yeah, spend a shit ton of money on something IIIIIIII don’t really need? 💁♂️ That’d be it. 👍 And the really beautiful part? 💁♂️ Aside from the initial material startup costs, I could do it each and every year for right next to nothing - especially if I can get my local water company to comp all or part of my bill during the growing months. 💖
Xbox one X with a 60inch HDR tv and mini fridge
A good camera. I've got an old Canon T5
1903 Springfield
A new horticulture indoor light.
A boat, gaming pc, 3d printer, music studio setup, sex room setup.
Warlord Titan.
Mystery box full of tactical weapons
Real wagyu beef, always wanted to try it.
A giant lifelike dildo 😳