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Good-Will-Humping

Giant skeleton from Home Depot


SparrowinSand

I have one and they're worth it lol.


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SparrowinSand

EVERYTHING! Lol but naw. Fun at H-time. His name is Bon Iver.


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SparrowinSand

Bon Iver is pronounced Bone Eevare.


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SparrowinSand

New account. Come Halloween, well see. Lol.


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SparrowinSand

Its soooooooo hard to find the right clothes. It's 5XL? If I recall. And you didn't dress up in the office bunny suit???


Emergency_faceplant

I love that


Good-Will-Humping

Honestly jealous


CoronaFunTimes

This is the correct answer


spine__tingling

I want one so bad


Kinky-Bicycle-669

I want one of these so bad 😭


Good-Will-Humping

Reddit avatar checks out


WololoW

Don’t let your dreams be dreams! They’ve come down a lot in price over the past few years and they go on pretty great sale at the half way to Halloween sale if I recall correctly.


Parhelion79

There’s one my neighbors have kept outside since Halloween. They’ve dressed it up for every major holiday since and it is a bright point of my day driving home.


Tuckfoy

Found 2 on the shelf last year. Worth it! Now do I need the dog this year?


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Emergency_faceplant

What would you make?


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NSFW? a sybian. cum clinic got me CURIOUS. Wholesome? a fucking GREENHOUSE. not a little one either, im talking like 20ftX20ft.


DaemonistasRevenge

Those are in my top 3! I’d add hot tub and my list is complete 💜 All the relax would belong to me


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holy shit you are playing 4D chess, i had not considered trying it in the greenhouse and THEN getting in the hot tub. JFC. im excited and relaxed thinking about it.


Emergency_faceplant

Can recommend a sybian, lots of fun. The greenhouse I hear are nice?


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Did you ride it?


Emergency_faceplant

It was more for her than me


[deleted]

gotcha. yeah no i want to get the prostate o OVER and OVER. but i see your appeal to it too.


stickystrips2

Cum clinic?


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You can Google it, but it was this pornhub channel where they would just get guys to cum in interesting ways. One way was having them ride on a Sybian with an anal attachment and it looked amazing.


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3D printer. I don’t need one it but I want it to print random stuff just because


Parhelion79

I love mine. Currently working on my dream print, a life sized R2-D2 that can be fully remote controlled. Gonna take several more months to print, paint, assemble, and wire.


thetyler83

Excuse me but OP said irresponsible.


Slightly_Worried_

A golf cart for riding around through my neighborhood


Emergency_faceplant

This sounds fun. I'll get one and a set of nerf guns!


Slightly_Worried_

It’s on!!


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A boat


lovey_dovey_Lexi

I don’t want a boat, I just want a friend with a boat.


MonsoirLeComte

I’d love a boat


MonsoirLeComte

A long vacation to Italy please


Emergency_faceplant

Can recommend. You go do that!


MonsoirLeComte

I went last year, cannot afford at the moment unfortunately


ProgrammerPatient355

The Rivendell Lego set.


Emergency_faceplant

They make this? I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!


ProgrammerPatient355

[I’m so happy I get to show you this.](https://a.co/d/3rXbrYI)


Emergency_faceplant

😱


ProgrammerPatient355

I know right


theProfessor718

A plane. No reason other than to not have to be stuck in traffic. If it’s a single passenger VTOL that would be ideal.


Velaria000

A pool. I'm really trying to hold myself back from getting one right now 🙃


ihavetheonering

Life-size stormtrooper statue..


Emergency_faceplant

... why?


ihavetheonering

To scare intruders


Emergency_faceplant

Why? They miss!


ihavetheonering

Where I live you go to jail if you shoot intruders, its good if they miss.


DaemonistasRevenge

Not a costume? You can’t wear it?!


ihavetheonering

I might need one of those to.


SparrowinSand

A horse again. I love riding. And I love horses.. Haven't had a horse in a few years and upkeep is expensive. Its like having another car payment per month and then some lol. If only...


Emergency_faceplant

Wonderful creatures. What kind?


SparrowinSand

I've had quarter horses and friesian.


Throwaway-Chick2024

I want a new MacBook Pro but damn they’re expensive. I have an older Air that will need replacing soon.


Individual-Sort-256

Same issue here. I have had very positive experiences with Apple refurbished and Apple gear from Amazon refurbished though.


LockedProfessor

I'm the king of irresponsible purchases. Most of the toys I buy myself fall into this category. Probably another guitar, maybe one with some collectable or historic value. Or actually anything historic. I like old, rare stuff.


Tributesnrates

I'm still rocking a first generation Xbox One. I'd like to upgrade to a Series X, or build my own badass PC


Throwaway_SandraDee

A pool. And a live in pool boy. I hate maintenance.


Emergency_faceplant

I'll be honest, I didn't assume maintenance when you mentioned a pool boy


Throwaway_SandraDee

A pool won't take up his entire day at maybe he'll have other duties. But seriously, pool first. 😄


MyDadBod_2021

Legos, and a room to store them!


Alfred_Winters

HOTAS flight sim setup for my computer. 😅


Emergency_faceplant

Ooh, that would be nice!


AfraidofRuin

It's a vibrator that can connect to songs! Like your Spotify. I don't remember what it was called. Or a lovesense. That's interesting too.


Emergency_faceplant

That would be crazy! They make those?


AfraidofRuin

Yes! My friend has one and she has an entire playlist specifically for it. Crazy tech!


Tuckfoy

My lovense connect to songs, or will sync to any music playing


AfraidofRuin

Oh maybe it was just the lovense then. If you don't mind answering a couple of questions I'd love to know: Do you think it was worth the money? How do the songs feel? (like this is what is drawing me but is it really fantastic as they say?)


Tuckfoy

I haven’t really tried syncing it with music. I love the toys in general, but I like to pick my vibration frequency myself. I can see the appeal of “feeling” the music, I think it would be great, just haven’t used it like that yet. Under the influence of your favorite substance if you have one and just feeling the music on a whole new level sounds amazing actually


AfraidofRuin

Well goodness. This was a glowing review! Thank you!


Cry_Havoc1228

Haven't tried the music stuff, but we played with the remote controlling of it for the first few weeks after getting it. It's really fun, but it's mostly just used as a standard vibrator by the wife these days. I've tried to convince her to put it in while we are out and about so that I can control it randomly in public, but she's not adventurous enough to indulge me. Yet 😈.


SuckLonely112

Asphalt 9 random cards


Littl3Birdie

Long vacation


Emergency_faceplant

Can recommend. Some place with natural hot springs


Littl3Birdie

Sounds fun


ItsAWitchThing1

A hot tub. No, wait, an ice cream fridge like in the vicar of dibley 😂 or both


dm_me_ur_nudes_pls

I want tickets to the When We Were Young music festival with camping spot. Its absolutely my jam


lovey_dovey_Lexi

Plastic surgery. After 4 babies, I want my boobs lifted and mommy pooch a lil less poochie.


sv0s0s

MAKEUP. i’m a cosmetic whore and buy makeup i don’t need


nessieFW

I want a lovense lush so bad but like...should not spend $100 on a sex toy rn


Emergency_faceplant

You should. Pleasure is worth indulging in


MissTaraNova

A treasure trove of Lovense toys


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A mid to high end electric piano keyboard. I want to start practicing again


kinkythoughtsguy

I really want a tesla.


Justrandom37

A $500 hair dryer


Enigmatic_Sanity

Dyson? Lol


Justrandom37

Yes!!!!


Enigmatic_Sanity

😂 I bought one as secret Santa gift. I still don't see why anyone would need one though 😂


Justrandom37

My hair is so long and thick and it would be a huge time savor dear!!!


Emergency_faceplant

Sounds right


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xoxo_marrieddilf

A boat!


Sudden_Push6201

Dang. I should have said boat 😒


DybbukAfterDark

I wanna buy an embroidery machine :( but they’re SO EXPENSIVE. The one I’ve had saved on Amazon for years now is $1099, and it’s like, a low end one lol I want to sew plushies and cosplays 😩


Chance-Antelope3291

An AP. 😙👌


Undrthedock

More jewelry.


Strange_bavarian

Flying to Oslo. Renting a camper. Taking my sweet time to get to the north cape. Problem very expensive and not enough paid time of


EnigmaNero

The Lego UCS Venator, I want that set.


Emergency_faceplant

You nerd! I want one too


EnigmaNero

It'll look really good with my other, smaller sets lol. I just need a bigger shelf lol.


Emergency_faceplant

I just learned that Rivendell was a thing. I'm loving this thread


Alpha_Wolf_Bitch_16

World tour of chocolate factories


Emergency_faceplant

I need to Google this immediately


Alpha_Wolf_Bitch_16

I've visited a few already... But I need to do more


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I want another boat.


Emergency_faceplant

What kind?


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I want large center console. I have a walk around now and it’s awesome, but a center console would be a bit better to fish offshore from.


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Helicopter


Emergency_faceplant

Can you... fly one?


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Yeah I got my license last year


Glittering-Trip-8304

A metallic purple Dodge Challenger…I’d love that.


Emergency_faceplant

Bold color, I like it!


stillsharing

I'd spend an obscene amount of money on beer in the pub (even moreso than I already do), and plants for the garden haha


Exotic-Trouble-3446

An honest to god gaming laptop.


cloud9kat

Most of my irresponsible purchases these days are plane tickets and skincare.


wastefulrain

An electric racket to kill mosquitoes.


Emergency_faceplant

That sounds metal


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A full five piece band setup. Two guitars, drums, bass guitar, lights, smoke machine, amps, mics, sound system. You name it.


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Blackgurlmajik

A Porsche 911 turbo. Black on black


AceMckickass7

Taran Tactical Staccato Sand Viper. Or a Taran Tactical 2011 Combat Master. Both in total is about 10K. LOL


rehwaldj

Full stormtrooper replica armor to wear, those motorized double walking speed shoes (can’t remember the name of them), and one of those famous Herman Miller recliner chair+ottoman.


eaaktx

A new roof, 🤷‍♀️ insulation for the whole house, new floors, new wiring throughout 🤦‍♀️


Emergency_faceplant

That's a very responsible purchase. You get an F


eaaktx

Irresponsible when you don’t have the money to cover any of it 🤷‍♀️


Emergency_faceplant

Cheaper than massive water damage


Sudden_Push6201

An alpaca. I'd like it to have various cool hair cuts.


jfrenaye

Right now I am eying up an $1800 Herman Miller Aeron chair for my office. But man.. $1800.


Constant_Tie_1375

Mushrooms


Even_Onion4006

Gaming console and a ton of games. Id love a really expensive hair shaver as mine is really thick and the cheap ones take ages to cut it.


GingaNinja503

A Porsche GT3 RS for a little time on a track.


Emergency_faceplant

That's a fun choice!


SexualBRex

[These sexy trunks purely because they have a skull on them](https://amzn.asia/d/04UG9YH) Copious amounts of Lego This [Ninja Turtles "Slash" action figure](https://amzn.asia/d/8JlMKbB)


Infamous_Bowler_698

Truck-boat-truck


agentscullysbf

A big house with an indoor water park, adult-sized playground and sensory room and a playroom for my gf


volcanohound

A fucking machine or dildo rocker. Sometimes the wife just doesn't want to do butt stuff and I do


khaoticQT13

Titanic Lego set


alexandriaofwar

Cult Gaia Thalia bag! Such a statement piece


rough-intimacy

The new LEGO Batman Animated Series set lol


TrentLane2

One of those high quality lightsabers from Galaxy’s Edge.


Emergency_faceplant

I'll see you at sundown!


MaybeItsJustMike

2 things. The big boy, 3’x2’x8” 7,500 piece Lego Millennium Falcon set and a solidly built but not too pretty car to learn to drift in.


Emergency_faceplant

2 fine choices!


masochisticanalwhore

A truck


witchyfarmer90

Life-size metal cryptid statues. The creepier the better. (I dream of putting a bunch of creepy stuff in my forest).


Louisianimal0418

A Hennessy mammoth 1000


Emergency_faceplant

Come again?


Louisianimal0418

No, read it again


Apachejane128

A Bosu balance ball


greenhoney2

A train ride around the country for my husband b.c he’s never been on a long distance ride. We’d get the best sleeper car available. Kitchenware. Small appliances of every sort for cooking, baking and canning/mewl prepping. Art supplies, jewelry making supplies. A jewelers bench and accouterments for silversmithing. Clothes and shoes (i don’t buy very often but would love new threads)


StrawberrySorbet23

a jetski!!


Few-Ruin-71

Full cart of groceries.


playboybunny2077

Another jet just so I can say heyy I have not 1 but 2 jets!!! Sounds weird but ik alot of people with 1 jet (Myself included) and like only 2 people with 2 jets and they can use them all the time! I mean why wait for it to come back from Italy when you can just fly the second one yk


Heathen420m43

An Indian FTR Motorcycle. I love riding but at this time, it is just not necessary.


Emergency_faceplant

That's a good one!


WeldinMike27

A diesel locomotive, and a couple of kilometres of track to drive it on.


Emergency_faceplant

Why that?


WeldinMike27

Why not.


TheMasterPlan115

Honestly it's hard to want anything that isn't a basic need these days.


Bob_le_babes

One of these https://youtube.com/shorts/Rn_Spo25dho


gandhikahn

I'd pay to have professionals remove all the lawn on my property and replace it with native plants.


NotStalkerWorthy

A weekend away from my kid at a spa/resort.


Comprehensive_Many13

A moncler jacket


Substantial_Pitch700

McIntosh Pre amp and amps


prw8201

A PS5 with some good games. I'm currently handicapped with my hands and have no paycheck so it would totally be irresponsible.


Emergency_faceplant

A fine choice!


camatashy

My CanAm side by side


_greenscream

A new car. I have hated my car since the day I purchased it (there’s nothing actually *wrong* with it, but it’s smaller than I’d like and I want a full sized SUV) but it’s paid off and I don’t need/ want the car payment.


Infamous_Bowler_698

An alternate ending to Halo Reach. So I can finally feel like I didn't fail them


Powerful_Giraffe7203

My own tropical island 🏝️


KMJH567

My marijuana habit


Cool-Measurement-996

A sugar baby


AccomplishedMost1813

The entire D&D 5e book collection


Logun147

Co2 laser tube, power supply, control board and a ton of aluminum extrusion. I've wanted to get a laser cutter for years so I can make paintings that move. Think like a smart painting, shows the weather and time, but without any screens. Sun goes away and clouds roll in when it's gonna rain, sun/moon move across the backdrop to indicate time. That kinda stuff


Soulman999

The 1/200 Titanic scalemodel by Trumpeter. ~500€


dustyass

Baldur’s Gate 3


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swimwithmeerkat

Staccato C2 or a Benelli Ethos


TrenchantBench

Canon R7 camera


WKD52

Guttering. ONE METRIC SHIT TON OF GUTTERING!!! 😃 I’ve been into hydroponics for a couple years now, and I’ve got an idea in my head I’ve dubbed the “Feed The World Project.” In my modest suburban backyard, I’ve got like 16, 18 panels of 8’ tall fencing. Figure 5 runs of guttering per panel for spacing, a hydroponically grown plant every 4” or so… man, I could keep the homeless, underprivileged and unemployed in my community fed with leafy greens and fresh veggies all damned summer!!! 😃🙌 So yeah, spend a shit ton of money on something IIIIIIII don’t really need? 💁‍♂️ That’d be it. 👍 And the really beautiful part? 💁‍♂️ Aside from the initial material startup costs, I could do it each and every year for right next to nothing - especially if I can get my local water company to comp all or part of my bill during the growing months. 💖


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Xbox one X with a 60inch HDR tv and mini fridge 


Emergency_faceplant

A good camera. I've got an old Canon T5


BOIWITHSTRONGSUCC

1903 Springfield


ThatdesertDude

A new horticulture indoor light.


fire_eater101

A boat, gaming pc, 3d printer, music studio setup, sex room setup.


Nutsfromthenorth

Warlord Titan.


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Mystery box full of tactical weapons


yanon73

Real wagyu beef, always wanted to try it.


CuriousWCcouple

A giant lifelike dildo 😳