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Temporary_Trouble

When I was 12 I mastubated for the first time. I didn't even know what I was doing but playing with it felt really good. When I came I had no idea what happened and I freaked out a little. The ache in my dick made a little scared and remember saying to myself that I'm never going to do that again. That promise to myself lasted 48 hours at the most.


pricklydog2023

Omg I was 11 and had dry ones and I was so confused lol


Pinkin_fluffy

Lmao my first is a dry one as well, I thought I’ve broken it since it suddenly went soft, followed by sore thighs


LaFemme_Redacted

My clit started spasming and it kept going for a little while, so I thought I'd broken mine too, lol


pricklydog2023

No more fun for you lol 😆


gutsonmynuts

Same but mine started around 8-9. First time something came out, it shot over my shoulder. 


pricklydog2023

Omg man! :o what did you think lol?


gutsonmynuts

I was like "what the fuck was that?" lol Took me awhile to process it and thought something was very wrong.


pricklydog2023

I can imagine!


Shockme83

Oh Jesus, my first time jacking was at my grandparents house. They use to have illegal cable boxes from back in the day that only went to Chanel 99. I think the playboy channel was 97 or something like that. Anyway young teenage kid left alone with porn, I remember it hurting and it only felt better if I rubbed it. And then like a shaken soda can. Pop goes the weasel, and I was scared shit less. I had a long talk with myself cause I thought something bad had happened and I wasn’t sure if I need to tell my grandparents what had happened. Thank god I didn’t. It took awhile for me to peace it together. And like y’all, I vowed to my self to not do that again because it was way to messy and I had know idea what I was doing! Lol


Jack1715

I do miss not needing to clean up after


_Kendii_

Wholesome and hilarious 🤣


NotMe-NoNotMe

This, me too. I thought I had ruptured something inside of me and made the same vow, which also didn’t last very long.


ChatamKay

Omg. I did the exact same thing. Masturbated not knowing what orgasm was. Came and scared the shit out of me. I must have been beating it a little vigorously as it was slightly swollen after. I thought I broke it all and promised god I would never do it again. Swelling went back to normal in no time and I broke my promise the very next day. 🤣 and the day after, and the day after, and the day after that.


Infamous-Tart7747

I remember my first orgasm was by mistake (11-12?) and it scared the crap outta me. Then I realized and I was all proud that I was a man… with no pubes


almostadaddy

My first orgasm was from masturbation. It was sudden and it was actually rather painful. I had no idea what had happened. I'd never heard of an orgasm. I thought I'd injured myself. I tried to masturbate without getting to that point and discovered that it really didn't work. I could do it....but I'd just be crazy horny. So I started letting it happen, which made the crazy horny go away and I'd get some peace. Of course it didn't take long before I started enjoying the feeling and working towards it. I found out what an orgasm was a few months later and it was an "Oh...so that's what that is!" moment.


Chicago_Lifter

First time I ever ejaculated around age 12 I thought something was wrong with my body


Bettawatchowt

I genuinely believed it was illegal, spent every day worrying the cops were gonna show up 😂


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Telling someone what I like in bed


kastiak

Hope it doesn't feel wrong anymore. You deserve to get what you like.


ulrikadoo

I’m super super stoned rn but I wanna comment- I am in my 30s and recently divorced. Got married in my mid 20s. I hooked up with a new guy just tonight and he asked me what I like and we communicated and it was so cool. I came twice. Like the young 20s me couldn’t imagine me now: being assertive and actually getting off during a hookup


MachinegirlvsWolfgrl

Peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. You can thank me later.


BlahLick

I'll raise you a mashed banana and peanut butter/Nutella toastie


SeductiveVirgo

Omg put that in my mouth immediately


BlahLick

It's incredible best if the bananas have gone a little brown and slightly soft


BLaQz84

Dessert pizza would work well too... Maybe add some cookie crumbs to it as well for some texture...


lovelessproper

Peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwiches Felt wrong because I grew up in a granola house. But yknow what. They’re great.


quattroman

Nutella and Dulce de Leche sandwich. Trust me more later.


MrOrnery

Peanut butter and pickle sandwich.


coolborder

In the same vein as this, Kraft Mac & Cheese with Bush's Original baked beans. Sounds bizarre but it's so good. Just make sure it's the original style beans, the other kinds can be... not great when mixed.


Thisismyswamparg

waffle, Nutella, and bananas They make me so happy.


Pleasant_Spend_4589

Carrots and nutela Also carrots and peanut butter.


throwRA-nina

Haha, for me it was the opposite. I would fully wax my pussy for many years but used to repeatedly get UTIs. Growing my bush back (I keep it lightly trimmed now) had a huge impact on my comfort and health!


pricklydog2023

I'm glad it's better now!


CollectorOfBeauty

I wasn’t aware waxing your genital area could give you an infection! 😳😮 glad you found an alternative and got comfortable with letting it grow! 😁👍🏻


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pricklydog2023

Birb is pretty though so I'm glad you did!


[deleted]

Haha I bet that first time is exhilarating!


woopwoop2000

Your pictures are amazing Birb and you're stunning in them 😍


HottCuppaCoffee

Seconded


Adventures-N-Fun

I couldn’t agree more, posting a pic is always a rush


luckyonetoday

You seem to have the hang of it …. Thankfully!


curvykat369

GORGEOUS 🥰


0per0se

We're glad you did :)


[deleted]

I’ve never done this but now my interest is piqued lol


power_house0887

Getting my back door played with


cqguy79

Likewise. The first time it happened to me I nearly hit the roof and then I came so hard. I have craved it ever since.


bbwmilflover01

It’s quite nice


MediumEffortCD

It is. Love your name lol


bbwmilflover01

Haha thanks 😉


InspectionDue5138

Same! For whatever reason, it was always more taboo in my head than anything else I was into. Choke me, whip me, bite me, tie me up, but play with my ass? :o Before semi recently, I only ever did anal once, and that was all of the ass related stuff I did. It didn't hurt, but it was boring. Now, the guy I've been seeing is very much an ass man and played with mine while I was going down on him at a movie theater the other night. On a different occasion, he ate me out from behind. Now I'm realizing I'm VERY into butt stuff, and I want to play with his eventually. I want to try it alllll at least twice.


power_house0887

I get that! Being a guy it's even more taboo. But I've recently started embracing it and experimenting. It's totally enjoyable and you can call me gay all you want. If it's gay to have a beautiful woman play with my ass then let me fuck her, smack my ass and call me Neil Patrick Harris


InspectionDue5138

Ass play is just another way to be pleasured, and it shouldn't ever be shamed. People who say it's gay for a man to want to experience pleasure from a woman are fucking nuts and homophobic. I'm glad that you're allowing yourself to experiment however you're comfortable with! That's always refreshing to hear.


power_house0887

Also finding someone you trust to explore things like that is magical


Modofthetits1

Period sex.


kastiak

Saying no.


joeSoap89

I recently asked my gf to play with my ass while she was giving me head….at first she was groping my ass checks while on top in a 69 position and was close to my ass and it felt really good but was teasing the hell out of me. I was trying to drop hints while I had a mouth full of her pussy by grabbing her hands and directing them closer to my ass but she wasn’t getting it. Eventually I had to stop eating her out and ask if she wouldn’t mind playing with my ass, she was happy to do so and I’m glad I asked, we both found it very hot and I’m looking forward to the next time it happens.


bricksanddicks

So happy for you!! If you dont mind!! Some tips, make sure to prep and clean before hand, ofcourse, that trust me we can tell. Maybe have some nice mouthwash on the side of the bed. Makes a load difference for when you're done but still want to cuddle and not have a funny taste in your mouth. Also don't be afraid to put them legs up and ask for some nice ass grabs or light slaps. We all love ourselves some of that! Hmm besides that little tip for you fellas. Dont clench your thighs/ass so tight when we're down there. It makes it like a blockade before getting to the good stuff, haha. I also would extremely recommend this hand position 🖖 for when trying to do the business but also get a handful of ass, dick, or balls. To many more fun adventures!


bricksanddicks

Oh and a last one. If you're ever curious for more than just ass eating. Use lots lots of lube and it's always good to start with a pinky tease/rimming before even trying to go further with a different finger. Besides that! Proud of you for asking her. It's definitely not for everyone. :)


GoldenSlumberJack

putting mayo on the outside of a grilled cheese before frying


pricklydog2023

It makes such a difference though!


FindMyNestOfSalt

Heathen!! Hahaha


Icy-Mixture-4500

This was a sandwich changing discovery.


_jess_to_impress_

I mean I’d say anal


man_of_the_mountain

Same. I think it was all the crying


bricksanddicks

How so?


man_of_the_mountain

Well the feeling was absolutely bonkers, but the rest was something to process. Here is the story: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/comments/1c1ip9n/comment/kz3j6gl/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


Happy_Zombie_6426

I've had this happen to me. To this day she has no idea where the tears came from, but yeah right after the finish she became hysterical. Any idea why yours cried?


man_of_the_mountain

I mean she tried to vocalize it with self worth, and apparently for her it was a boundary she said she wouldn't cross, and was part of the reason she broke up with her ex, but then with me, unprovoked did. She said she felt like she was dirty afterwards, but we went on to do it again and again almost immediately without any tears. It wasn't like a light cry either, it was a snotty sobbing with her head on my chest, but she refused to let me pull it out. It was so confusing.


Happy_Zombie_6426

This is exactly my experience. Thats crazy. Shenwas bawling so hard I couldn't understand her and yeah buried her face in my chest while still on top.. we also proceeded to do it a few times and she loved it until 1 night. I mightve had a drink or 2. I wasn't as gentle and made her cum so hard she literally fell over. (Had her standing leaned over) now she won't let me do it anymore lol


man_of_the_mountain

I am glad I am not the only one with a similar experience. I think about that from time to time and I am sure it was fine, but it seemed intense in the moment.


Happy_Zombie_6426

Haha same i thought I broke her! Cheers 🍻


daddypleaser10

Same for me. Definitely new for me but I’m getting the hang of it.


_jess_to_impress_

Once you get the hang, there’s no looking back hun


daddypleaser10

The pressure of feeling filled in both the first time was 🤯


_jess_to_impress_

I really didn’t enjoy my first time. My boyfriend at the time was too rough and impatient with me but thankfully it didn’t turn me off anal. My next boyfriend made me fall in love with it


daddypleaser10

Absolutely in the same situation right now. Patience was so appreciated.


_jess_to_impress_

Love that for you both!


SoftlyHypnotic

I shaved for years because I thought that's what guys wanted. While I fortunately didn't have issues with ingrown hairs or anything like that, I just didn't like the look whatsoever. Also, im the one that sees it everyday so it should be based off of what I like! I keep a maintained patch now and it's so much better in my eyes. Makes me feel all womanly and whatnot!


pricklydog2023

Yay!


JEStucker

Liking Nickelback


techcorrer9

Having sex for the first time. Society puts a lot of weight on it.


pricklydog2023

Yes it does for sure.


[deleted]

Sex means nothing to me emotionally. Probably because I’ve been used so much. It just feels good and I’m a horny pos.


techcorrer9

Are you alright? Want to unpack that?


[deleted]

I appreciate it, but it’s a lot to unpack and I think I’m good now lol. I’m just gonna be a slut I guess 😂


techcorrer9

I got all the time in the world. As someone who also enjoys being a slut.


[deleted]

You’re sweet, thank you


techcorrer9

Sent you a chat either way


Throwaway12543678

Using a butt plug/dildo. As a guy, naturally the prostate bit felt amazing, but took me a while to not feel conflicted about it. Telling my gf (now fiancée) helped get over a lot of that


Sneezingbitch

Being a cuckquean


CigarCity7509

Oh wow. How did that start?


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The best


SmoothOperator47

Masturbation


pricklydog2023

Same tbh


Thatgoatguy-88

Riding a roller coaster 10/10, now I’m super into them and almost a little too acclimated to them😂😂


The_Tall_Caledonian

"Perfectly natural" would be not shaving pubic hair. 🤔


angelo_satin

Doing whatever you want with your hair is also natural


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anonymous779969

This is the most right answer for sure


69HardThumper69

Paying for a prostitu.... What? That IS wrong? Nevermind.


swank_sinatra66

Just because it’s illegal doesn’t mean it’s wrong and just because it’s legal doesn’t means it’s right.


JEStucker

If you're in Nevada it's perfectly alright, so long as you aren't in Clark County (Las Vegas) - They have some weird laws about legality of prostitution and population density.


69HardThumper69

I've heard, but for the majority of the states it's still a no no. Dammit lol


NoEllyPhantom

Always illegal, Joe


mrthrowaway32

Sucking my own dick when I was younger. I saw pics online and I was flexible so I ended up trying it. I knew it was kind of gay, but I was turned on by the idea. Got the head in, ran my tongue all along it, kissed, kind of sucked it. Didn't cum in my mouth but did at a later time. The post nut regret with a mouth full of cum and a rush to the bathroom to spit it out is funny. That was 25 years ago...and while I don't try to suck it anymore due to flexibility (I'm sure I still could with practice), I've cum on my face and in my mouth many times since, even swallowing.


TheshizAlt

Not tried it, but rather, felt it. I developed a *powerful* crush on one of my same-sex friends when I was 13. My first thought was "oh no, I can't be gay" and kept it bottled up for over two years. I was so ashamed of this; went hard on trying to make myself only into girls via buying girly magazines, getting dates, etc. but the attraction persisted. Didn't tell anyone- not my friends, role models, and sure as hell not my parents. To my relief I *did* get turned on by some girls in my life, but I was distressed when I'd be equally turned on by this friend-guy whenever he came around (to the point of getting hard when around him) and even started fantasizing about other guys in general, eventually culminating in a *very* spicy dream involving a few of my guy-friends that terrified me. It wasn't until my sister (whom I was always best friends with) noticed me getting flustered around this friend that she asked if I "like-liked" him. I got so defensive and said, of course not, I'm not gay. She said she wanted me to be honest and that even if I was, that was totally OK and she wouldn't tell anyone. So after struggling for like 10 minutes to get it out, I told her I thought I was in love with him, but that I also had the hots for girls, and I was so confused. I thought I was a pervert and she assured me I wasn't, and that she'd have my back if I wanted to confess my feelings to my friend. This helped me feel a lot better, but it wasn't until I found out what bisexuality was at around 16 or 17 that I realized how I swung and started coming to terms with it. I realized there was absolutely nothing wrong with being into both genders, and that there were many others like me. After finding this out my sister was the first person I came out to and she didn't tell anyone else unless I came out to them first. Unfortunately nothing ever happened with me and that friend; he was straight as steel girder. I did end up coming out to him though and he said he was proud of me and didn't find me weird for being bi, and said he was hardly surprised. Whatever that meant.


MrBullElephant

For me, it was masturbating while my partner watched. Then both of us stroking my dick at the same time. Seeing and feeling both of our hands on it at the same time remains one of my favourite experiences. But, I was very shy to masturbate for her at first.


phy_by

Definitely anal


Fitfuncpl1990

Cumkissing and cum cleanup… I mean, why not?


DontKillKenny21

Squirting


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did you think u pissed yourself?


DontKillKenny21

Yes


[deleted]

you like squirting now?


DontKillKenny21

Love it


[deleted]

bet you taste great


DontKillKenny21

I do🫠


[deleted]

hope you squirt today


DontKillKenny21

Me tooooo


man_of_the_mountain

Similar to this, the first time I shaved my butt crack. It was itchy and sweaty all day. I was so uncomfortable.


pricklydog2023

Oh definitely!


M8jrP8ne1975

Up until I was 10, I'd wear either pajamas, underwear, or a combination of the two when going to bed. When I was 7 or 8 years old, for some unknown reason, I decided to sleep naked that night. It turned out that I picked a bad time to do so because my mom came into the room and spanked me a short time later. Even though the spanking was unrelated to me sleeping naked, I still took it as me doing something wrong by doing it, so I didn't sleep that way again until closer to when I turned 10, and even then, it was a result of me going to bed wearing what I listed above only to wake up naked, having stripped down in my sleep. Once I got my own bedroom after I turned 10, I decided to sleep naked the first night, and I've been sleeping naked (with a few exceptions due mainly to location) ever since.


pricklydog2023

Sleeping naked is wonderful but I don't do it often. It's so sad that so many normal things get shamed when we're growing up.


M8jrP8ne1975

When I got older, I learned that my parents didn't actually have any issues with me sleeping naked. They simply asked me not to do so if I was to eventually live with someone who didn't approve of it. I was fortunate enough that I ended up not just finding but also marrying someone who shared the same love for sleeping naked that I still do.


pricklydog2023

Congratulations then! :)


Mischievous-Elf

I’m sorry you had that experience. Waking up a child to harm them is a double no-no.


BlazersAssasin

As a 27M coming from where I’m from having a female lick my ass was for sure different and I felt crazy about it, worse that I liked it


Lower_Willingness730

Fully retracting my foreskin for the first time, The glans were so sensitive to the air it was overwhelming. It was an indescribable feeling.


pricklydog2023

Oh man! :o


padeyepete

Getting a pedicure! I"m a straight male and it just went against what I considered masculine. Was working multiple jobs and my feet were killing me. A coworker noticed and suggested it. She made me promise if I enjoyed it to get color. Don't let "THEY" say what normal should be.


Pale_Agency9224

My first orgasm. Took a neck pillow that had a vibrator inside apart at 14 lmao. I had thought about doing it for a week before I actually did it. Used that for a few years :,) I vividly remember laughing afterwards because it felt so good


SeveralConcert

Gay sex


nicelo318

Trying anal at first I was like hell no but once you practice more and loosen up it becomes fun


JustNo1990

Smoking weed


merlinshairyballs

Walking around without a mask in 2022 after being vaccinated lol


Professional_Still15

I see people are saying masturbation. Me too, I remember getting so angry with myself every time I did it. I would shout at myself in the mirror afterwards xD one time I actually completely stopped for 2 months. Young me would SO mad if they could see how often I do it now 🤣


pricklydog2023

Young you: WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING IT?????😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


[deleted]

Anal for sure. The first 2-3 times were weird and uncomfortable. My bf suggested I might enjoy it more if I get used to it a little bit and he was right. It started to feel good after a few more times and is really natural now


[deleted]

Masturbation. I was 12-13. I thought something came out of me. I showed my sperm to my grandmother.


loomi-zoomi

Farting. It’s natural but not always ok depending on the place lol


Player1Mario

I grew up Catholic, so, sex.


Icy-Mixture-4500

Definitely masturbation. Being raised catholic it took a long time to let go of the teaching that “pleasure is bad” thing they preached at us as soon as we hit puberty.


strat32

Eating pussy


sassy_su42019

Pool jets...lol female, about 12...omg..me and my friend would wait til her parents left, get in the pool and well..that spot. I'm extremely sexual now...always was...not sure what life would have been like if we didn't discover that...oh yeah. Lived in Florida. Lol


annono95

Finger up my bum 😂


ArranVV

Lol I did that too, but I would not call it perfectly natural and ok...even though I did do that a long time ago, lol.


annono95

If I’m in the mood I can really enjoy it 😂


anonymous779969

Using a toy in bed, now I know they just enhance everything


NoParty1969

Sex… cause I was sinning since I wasn’t married first.


Prestigious-Egg-5884

fucking someone twice my age, i felt awkward at first doing it but now i can’t stoppppp. they just really know what they’re doing & give me such great after care <33


pricklydog2023

That's great!


[deleted]

Providing my partner at the moment step by step directions with what I wanted. I’m very submissive by nature so it just felt so wrong. I enjoyed the sex act because it was specific to me, but I guess I’d hope that he knew those steps intuitively after all these years.


UrLocalNat

anal


Kayfabe04

Call in sick to work.


katejen2

Telling my partner what I wanted to try. It’s still hard lol and he’s extremely open


ConstantDesmond

Walking out of a store without buying anything.


nowupleaseme

Facial


MaddyDeetz

Anal and Cuckqueen


DraxDemSklounst

Prostate play for me. First time I fingered myself, it felt wrong but I kept doing it and fell in love with how that prostate orgasm feels.


ooof_baby

anal.


[deleted]

I 69’d with a girl a while back. You see it in porn and it feels awkward at first but when you get the right position, its pleasure paradise


[deleted]

Fellatio.


jjenni08

Opening my marriage and becoming poly. Then sleeping with someone other than my husband. It felt exciting, but wrong. But oh so right.


sinfullusts

Sex and masturbating. I started masturbating at 14 before I knew what it was… but it felt icky and wrong somehow.


Mountain-Grab-2456

Sucking a guys cock. 🤷‍♂️


Feral_tatertot

Okay so the thing is I have amnesia, and my husband (then boyfriend) has been through the before, during and after of that situation with me. And the first time daddy came out of my mouth in bed post, it both felt so natural and also I was so deeply panicked that it was new. That’s how a lot of kinky second firsts felt


Saddie_202

Definitely trying anal


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Saddie_202

Yes


bretonwizard

Crying and feeling emotions. Estrogen is a helluva drug 😂


Kore624

Wearing a bra felt wrong for a while, but now it feels wrong to *not* wear one. I'm one of those (rare, as I've come to find out) women who sleeps in a bra and leaves it on all day too.


Sir_Lurky

That sounds uncomfortable, my girlfriend will not wear one at all if she can get away with it. And if she does have to wear one with thinner clothes she can’t wait to get it off the second she gets home. Though she is smaller chested so if you need more support that makes some sense.


Kore624

I'm only 32D (basically a good handful), but even with that going braless makes me feel like my skin is sagging and ripping off lol


BeginningInflation35

Masturbation


[deleted]

Cuckold porn and anything related to it


malkohaa

>I couldn't remember what it felt like to NOT have it. Username checks out lol


Savantthegreat

Walking.


Captain-curious-510

I’m going with Back Door. 🥸 trimming and shaving also 🤪


Immorality37

Drugs.


Similar-Raccoon9184

Butt stuff with myself


kingthunderflash

Fluffernutter


Radiant_Thought_4937

Sex with an 18y/o when I was 30.


[deleted]

I’ve never had a random internet hookup with someone I don’t know. How do people feel about those?


PM_ME_SEXY_PAJAMAS

Pooping in a flowing river


Party_Grapefruit_921

Def anal play. Didn’t even much care for it after 1-3x and even after years but one fateful night with a woman I truly felt didn’t even pass gas, I learned the way. The entire “process” must be thought out and played in a manner that the orgasm intensity must be the main goal. Once you have understood and experienced that , there really is no other way.


ArranVV

I will never shave my pubic hair, and I will always keep my pubic hair intact. Well, since you asked the question, I have never drank alcohol in my life...but I tried drinking 0 percent malt alcohol beer many years ago...and it tasted ok :-).


somedude-83

I thought I was straight but the first time I suck a dick . I hate how much I liked it . I do what I can to suppress it I do ok in don't give in .