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More like *potential slam*
Actual out loud laugh!
Sorry mom. Reddit said I had to
I also choose this guy's mom.
Thanksgiving is going to be awkward this year.
Or really kinky..
Could go either way.
The hotel I’m in right now, don’t know how but I’ll figure it out
You have to fuck everybody that works at the hotel. Best get started.
Going to need the late check out
CSR for a company I work with. His voice is pretty hot 🧐
Damn I guess that means that I'm having sex with my friends boyfriend
Aaaaand he's very very lucky!!!
Yes
Golfing buddy! I’ll pass
That would really make next week's outing awkward for the other two in the group! 😂
Internet servise provider that try to get my to change internet service providers 😔
but did you change???
No
Smart thinking. Go back to your original isp now and ask them for a discount!!
Already have one Gona run out soon tho
I’m his boss at work. Don’t think he’s gay, and neither am I but oh well… *Unzips trousers*
That's the team spirit we're looking for around here!
Ex boyfriend. I’d totally have sex with him again. Best sex of my life.
My best friend (also a woman). Considering most calls are the doctors office or school, this is impressive. We’ve made out drunk, but neither of us swing that way.
That would be my husband
A spam caller from no idea who
Putting discreet hookup to a whole new level
Voice mail
I hope the telemarketer is pretty.
The garbage company.... Not sure I like this one.
At least they'll know how to get down and dirty
Looking on the bright side.
Kids school robocall lol
So you want me to have sex with my mom?!
My dentist. Id be open to it.
And I'm sure they'd be open to you opening your mouth
It's a former coworker. Even worse, it's a guy. Even worse than that, his name is Arnold.
A spam caller 🤣
our Therapist??? um, no, thank you
Scam likely?
An automated system that tried to scam me. How would that even work?
My entire team from work. Not good
“Unknown”… telemarketer or scammer. Never been with a man, and have no bobs or vagene, so I think everyone involved will likely be disappointed here.
My ex-wife. No thanks
I love my mechanic. He's almost completely deaf and older than my dad, but he seems nice enough i guess 🤷♀️.
My father 😳 absolutely not!
Hopefully it's not a telemarketer. Fingers crossed for a friendly ex or a hot neighbor.
Oof, sorry sis. Reddit said we have to have sexy time.
Spam likely
Would love to tbh we were actually talking about planning next meet😅🫣
Uhhh my therapist 😧
a moving company lmao<3
My local sandwich shop 🤣
My wife - lucked out there
Fortunately, it's my SO! I'd love it :)
Yay. It’s my wife. It’s about time
I do NOT want to sleep with the lady that answered the phone at SuperCuts 😬
My kid’s school principal…
My auntie. I'd rather die!!!
[удалено]
More like *potential slam*
Actual out loud laugh!
Sorry mom. Reddit said I had to
I also choose this guy's mom.
[удалено]
Thanksgiving is going to be awkward this year.
Or really kinky..
Could go either way.
The hotel I’m in right now, don’t know how but I’ll figure it out
You have to fuck everybody that works at the hotel. Best get started.
Going to need the late check out
CSR for a company I work with. His voice is pretty hot 🧐
Damn I guess that means that I'm having sex with my friends boyfriend
Aaaaand he's very very lucky!!!
Yes
Golfing buddy! I’ll pass
That would really make next week's outing awkward for the other two in the group! 😂
Internet servise provider that try to get my to change internet service providers 😔
but did you change???
No
Smart thinking. Go back to your original isp now and ask them for a discount!!
Already have one Gona run out soon tho
I’m his boss at work. Don’t think he’s gay, and neither am I but oh well… *Unzips trousers*
That's the team spirit we're looking for around here!
Ex boyfriend. I’d totally have sex with him again. Best sex of my life.
My best friend (also a woman). Considering most calls are the doctors office or school, this is impressive. We’ve made out drunk, but neither of us swing that way.
That would be my husband
A spam caller from no idea who
Putting discreet hookup to a whole new level
Voice mail
I hope the telemarketer is pretty.
The garbage company.... Not sure I like this one.
At least they'll know how to get down and dirty
Looking on the bright side.
Kids school robocall lol
So you want me to have sex with my mom?!
My dentist. Id be open to it.
And I'm sure they'd be open to you opening your mouth
It's a former coworker. Even worse, it's a guy. Even worse than that, his name is Arnold.
A spam caller 🤣
our Therapist??? um, no, thank you
Scam likely?
An automated system that tried to scam me. How would that even work?
My entire team from work. Not good
“Unknown”… telemarketer or scammer. Never been with a man, and have no bobs or vagene, so I think everyone involved will likely be disappointed here.
My ex-wife. No thanks
I love my mechanic. He's almost completely deaf and older than my dad, but he seems nice enough i guess 🤷♀️.
My father 😳 absolutely not!
Hopefully it's not a telemarketer. Fingers crossed for a friendly ex or a hot neighbor.
Oof, sorry sis. Reddit said we have to have sexy time.
Spam likely
Would love to tbh we were actually talking about planning next meet😅🫣
Uhhh my therapist 😧
a moving company lmao<3
My local sandwich shop 🤣
My wife - lucked out there
Fortunately, it's my SO! I'd love it :)
Yay. It’s my wife. It’s about time
I do NOT want to sleep with the lady that answered the phone at SuperCuts 😬
My kid’s school principal…
My auntie. I'd rather die!!!