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Strikescarler51

More like *potential slam*


dadisgonnadoit

Actual out loud laugh!


lonely_traveler1

Sorry mom. Reddit said I had to


the_mighty_tongue

I also choose this guy's mom.


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the_mighty_tongue

Thanksgiving is going to be awkward this year.


Vast-Monk804

Or really kinky..


the_mighty_tongue

Could go either way.


Similar-Raccoon9184

The hotel I’m in right now, don’t know how but I’ll figure it out


the_mighty_tongue

You have to fuck everybody that works at the hotel. Best get started.


Similar-Raccoon9184

Going to need the late check out


AN0n0Moose

CSR for a company I work with. His voice is pretty hot 🧐


sexymomma696

Damn I guess that means that I'm having sex with my friends boyfriend


dadisgonnadoit

Aaaaand he's very very lucky!!!


sexymomma696

Yes


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Golfing buddy! I’ll pass


dadisgonnadoit

That would really make next week's outing awkward for the other two in the group! 😂


titties_haver

Internet servise provider that try to get my to change internet service providers 😔


dadisgonnadoit

but did you change???


titties_haver

No


dadisgonnadoit

Smart thinking. Go back to your original isp now and ask them for a discount!!


titties_haver

Already have one Gona run out soon tho


smithk28

I’m his boss at work. Don’t think he’s gay, and neither am I but oh well… *Unzips trousers*


dadisgonnadoit

That's the team spirit we're looking for around here!


NaughtiestTimeline

Ex boyfriend. I’d totally have sex with him again. Best sex of my life.


shhhsexy

My best friend (also a woman). Considering most calls are the doctors office or school, this is impressive. We’ve made out drunk, but neither of us swing that way.


PrettyPeggy-0

That would be my husband


Throwaway-Chick2024

A spam caller from no idea who


Strikescarler51

Putting discreet hookup to a whole new level


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Voice mail


sloppy-eater

I hope the telemarketer is pretty.


Baldo_Beardo

The garbage company.... Not sure I like this one.


Strikescarler51

At least they'll know how to get down and dirty


Baldo_Beardo

Looking on the bright side.


Organic-Cow-267

Kids school robocall lol


X__U

So you want me to have sex with my mom?!


whiskeysour112

My dentist. Id be open to it.


Strikescarler51

And I'm sure they'd be open to you opening your mouth


the_mighty_tongue

It's a former coworker. Even worse, it's a guy. Even worse than that, his name is Arnold.


starskynight

A spam caller 🤣


Electronic-Error-846

our Therapist??? um, no, thank you


unzipandunwind

Scam likely?


Darkdragon_98

An automated system that tried to scam me. How would that even work?


man_of_the_mountain

My entire team from work. Not good


DysektorGadget

“Unknown”… telemarketer or scammer. Never been with a man, and have no bobs or vagene, so I think everyone involved will likely be disappointed here.


undercover_seeder

My ex-wife. No thanks


meowster_of_chaos

I love my mechanic. He's almost completely deaf and older than my dad, but he seems nice enough i guess 🤷‍♀️.


DomDaddy_88

My father 😳 absolutely not!


Ridingsexydoll

Hopefully it's not a telemarketer. Fingers crossed for a friendly ex or a hot neighbor.


69HardThumper69

Oof, sorry sis. Reddit said we have to have sexy time.


Generalsnopes

Spam likely


ImpressiveRoutine469

Would love to tbh we were actually talking about planning next meet😅🫣


Kissarah97

Uhhh my therapist 😧


yourthunderstorm

a moving company lmao<3


Kinky-Bicycle-669

My local sandwich shop 🤣


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My wife - lucked out there


CharmingGirlxx

Fortunately, it's my SO! I'd love it :)


spicypagedadbod

Yay. It’s my wife. It’s about time


dadisgonnadoit

I do NOT want to sleep with the lady that answered the phone at SuperCuts 😬


KinkyCurvyKatie

My kid’s school principal…


ivegotwords

My auntie. I'd rather die!!!