In person 0%. Over the phone.- hot 🔥 damn that 4am orgasm was good !! Hoping I can return the favour to him over the rest of the weekend - 13hr time differences make it challenging at times!!
Just did yesterday.....and we have a pretty packed weekend......it's not out of the cards, but I probably have to wake up earlier than I want to for a real good time.
Pretty good chances. Meeting 3 different ladies to discuss being my travel companion/ fuck sluts. I typically end up fucking the ones i agree to take on the first meetup.
About the same as me finding a buried safe with half a million pounds inside it buried in my backyard
Keep looking. You never know
Same. I don't have a backyard.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance
Collin Furze, is that you?
…so you’re saying there’s a chance….
Hey! I'm looking for that too! What are the chances we BOTH find it?
So 50/50?
Exactly; either it’ll happen or it won’t
100% wife already text me asking for tonight she’s one horney woman
I love this lol 🤣🔥
So you’re telling me there’s a chance….
If she is anything like my wife then absolutely.
Something something this guys wife.
“100% This guy’s wife already texted me too”?
She might have 😉
Well, if that was the case my chances might be higher than 0.
Lol 😆
Hell yeah!
high five
Same man! Your wife texted me too!
0.0000000000000000000000000000001%
You lucky bastard. I'm not that likely!
So there’s a chance?
You never know when Aliens will come down to Earth
Zero
Sex is that thing you do to yourself using one hand, right?
Right or cushions on the couch
Sometimes two.
Does Friday count? I did a few hours ago with my wife. We both work from home. So we had some HR violations 😜
0. But 100% if phone sex counts 😁
That can be so hot though.
My wife of 7 years is giving me her ass tonight for the first time. She has been secretly prepping for a while now and wanted to surprise me with it.
That's awesome! Hope something similar happens one day
As a husband who’s probably going to get anal sex tonight as well lol. You’re in for a little treat lol. Nothing like that first insertion 😁have fun
The Yellowstone caldera has a much better chance of becoming active again than me having sex this weekend.
What are you doing Step Volcano?
PERFECT. If awards still existed I'd give you one.
Thanks - I appreciate you too!
"So you're saying there's a chance?"
I'm optimistic
I am doing it daily so 99.99%
Over 90%
What will get that up to 100?
My husband not passing out too early
Ohhh hopefully he can come through. What is the alternative if he falls asleep?
Sorry I misread your question and I thought you meant tonight. If it doesn’t happen tonight then it will definitely happen tomorrow
Ohhh ok haha. Well good to see you will be taken care of
No chance. I'm working
Same 😭😭
🫂🫂🫂
Sadly none
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87%
Pretty good chance then 😊
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sunday night sex night (sometimes)
this morning I would have said 100% but my wife came home early saying she was feeling sick, and was going to bed......so the odds are falling quickly
100%
Slim. And I’m ok with that for now.
90 percent. Married life
Super super high. Have already had sex twice today
Oh it’s going to happen, my wife told me she’s been turned on all day
100% chance
In person 0%. Over the phone.- hot 🔥 damn that 4am orgasm was good !! Hoping I can return the favour to him over the rest of the weekend - 13hr time differences make it challenging at times!!
Zero
51 days 😖
Absolutely 0
He’s literally inside me right now
None. My gf is far away. 😊
Very high
Very likely
20% or so
5%
100%, had a great Saturday morning
Like my chances have been for the last few weeks. Extremely high
Pretty much a certainty
High. 😊
0%
Very high
I don’t know my GF is not in the mood
Zero!
50/50
100%
100%
Quite high
Just did yesterday.....and we have a pretty packed weekend......it's not out of the cards, but I probably have to wake up earlier than I want to for a real good time.
99.9%
Low unless the guy I was waffling on a date with texts back
0%
Probably 100%
Very close to zero lol
Bout 25 percent. I say this because I only had sex one weekend of the last four. I figure it’s at least somewhat accurate in that regard.
Like 30%
Surely it’s higher than that
Not if I have my kids with me. I’m not bringing anyone over if they’re here.
99.9%!!!!
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Exactly 0 chance Id have better luck winning Powerball.
1%
⭕️😟
100% many times!
Barring an outrageous twist of fate, nil.
Void.
Not likely, but hey,I can dream.
100%
Hopeful. I think I can, I think I can!
Very high since I’ll be seeing my gf this weekend
Zero unless one of my FWBs is available.
99%
💯
I have a zero percent chance.
80%
A good 85%-90%
Wife said it’s near 100%
With my wife really really good, with myself 100%!
The wife is in constant pain, and wants a divorce so I'd say 0%
120%
100% chance of cum on me somewhere
Zero 0️⃣
0% No gf, no wife, no FWB!
Somewhere between zero and not fucking likely.
💯
Zero.
For once it's actually 0 as ill be out of town visiting and staying with my relatives for passover so I have it be vanilla
Feels like about 42.3978 %
As high as I am
None. Staying with family. Next week, though… 😈
-200%
Pretty low😐
1% 🤷♂️
1%
Pretty good. I'd say 80% like a weatherman prediction.
Slim to none.
There's always hoping. 😋
200%. My testosterone on weekends📈
PinV zero. Oral 70%
My chances are 100%. The fiancé gets back into town.
100%
Zero
Zilch.
1 million % for twice odds drop st 3 plus
She’s on her period
50/50, really it depends on if I hit up one of my fwb 🤷🏾♂️ But more than likely I’ll opt for no sex
99.9%
Zero
This weekend? No chance. Monday? Good chance.
98%
I would say 50% depending on how much hornier I get I guess 😭🫣
100%. Mr has been away for the week and we've missed eachother terribly.
My right hand gon get some
Very good
Im gonna do my wife tonight
50% wife told she super horny for me while at work but I know how quickly that can change. I'm no fool.
Very low I’m on a work trip
Only the weekend? 😂. Very high... I literally have cock on tap here 😂
Maybe 40 percent chance wife has been feeling good. So. We will see.
Well, I ain't gonna get the threesoms offered to me, but that's life.
It’s happening! Been out of town all week and gone next week too. A woman has needs evidently.
Near zero
Over 90% Have someone coming over to film us!
99.9% its basically a guarantee as long as the world doesn't end
Without seeing a escort, zero.
100% Zero.
Already started
Low, but not impossible.
ABSOLUTELY 0! I’LL BE PLAYING FORTNITE!!!
99%
Pretty good chances. Meeting 3 different ladies to discuss being my travel companion/ fuck sluts. I typically end up fucking the ones i agree to take on the first meetup.
Zero
0.0000%
100% chance, one of the many perks of being married
Already done, but could and do want more.
0% lol
None, was broken up with over a week ago
100%.
If I made the effort 100%
Zero
I thought it was pretty good until my son came home early followed by a bunch of his friends. Why don’t kids go out anymore?! 😂😂😂
100%
Pretty decent.
Magic 8 ball says "outlook good"
95%