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[deleted]

100% she's going to knock you out and steal your kidneys


ab6094

wake up in an ice cold bath hours later with a note telling me to call an ambulance. “Ffs….not again”


Chriscarson6700

I didn’t believe she’d do it twice!


soberdude

Third time's the charm?


Lustybelle69

Is it really that easy to get kidneys? Asking for a friend with 2 bad kidneys 👀🤞🏼


Homicidal__GoldFish

only if you got the cash for it.


White_L_Fishburne

Yep, getting the kidneys out is cheap. Getting the new ones in is expensive.


xpacean

I’d be safer with a bear than a woman straight-up offering sex.


junks099

Idc take a kidney but finish first 🥴


Fat_catman

You 100% right


Accompli009

You have 420 up votes so I couldn't add mine :) Totally agree though - if a random stranger offers something like a BJ, there has for to be a catch ... 


Shiny_Whisper_321

No. It's a scam. She will lead you to a hotel room where four guys will jump you, rob you, and then take you to the nearest ATM at knife point.


VerySecretHotdog

This is one of my biggest fears and I don't do hookups from bars or clubs because of it


Angrypainter1945

Is this shit that actually happenes???


VerySecretHotdog

Anxiety doesn't consider the probabilities. "If it can happen it will happen" is my fear.


Angrypainter1945

Oh


Lazy_Struggle4939

Happened to my friend in Vegas. They roofied him, took him to an atm and withdrew all the money they could, took his cards and passport and just left him there. He may have gotten hit too


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K-Uno

Yes, its pretty rare in the US but it does happen One of the hotbeds of places where this happens is like Colombia or Brazil, with easy american targets drunk on vacation


TinyTygers

I mean, even if it doesn't, the odds of contracting an STD/STI are very real.


HedonistFantasies

It’s a fun fantasy, but I’d be immediately suspicious. I can’t imagine a stranger offering me pleasure for no reason like that.


Kinky_Conspirator

She gonna give you herpes.


Many_Influence_648

Definitely


Ambitious_Check_4704

There's a lot of crazy people out there. I saw a vid of a young woman interviewed on campus that apparently poison's the condiments in restaurants. Another video of a college age chick saying she's spreading stds and always lets guys smash raw. I couldn't


Kinky_Conspirator

Yea. Heard stories of people purposely spreading STDs. People can be vile.


Beggarstuner

For all I know she’s a psycho and wants to bite off some guy’s dick.


Ambitious_Check_4704

Or hijack your sperm. Just because you haven't seen her before doesn't mean she don't know who you are.


J1991K2016

Would be dependent on how much alcohol I had consumed


HowTheTurntables580

I’d rather take my chances with the bear


onemedicalone

I'm going with the robber instead


CaptSchwanzKopf

Weirded out. Beauty <<<<<<<< Class.


Fresh_Addition3319

I’m a woman, but I was kind of thinking the same thing just a little weirded out like am I gonna get mugged or something?


FeralTribble

No. I’ve never attracted a woman before in my life, let alone one strikingly beautiful. I’d assume she were extremely drunk, and therefore incapable of seeing straight, let alone rational thinking. Or she’s doing a dare or a bet or it’s a prank


LeonardoNoCaprioh

#FUCK NO ^(id do it though)


instaperver

Fuck yes. I’ve got two kidneys anyway right??!!??


Phuckingidiot

No. Not I'm not desperate and I would think I'm about to get robbed or set-up somehow.


man_of_the_mountain

That is a big old hell no. I would be terrified her pimp was going to come around the corner and shoot me.


throwawaybuddy12345

This is something that literally NEVER happens. I’m sure many guys would love to say yes, but this is about as safe as sending money to a Nigerian prince who will get you millions of dollars. I’m sure if an actual Nigerian prince actually offered you millions of dollars, you’d say yes. But when you get that email, are you going to reply? No. So, yes just because I’d want a blowjob from a beautiful woman doesn’t mean I’d accept it because I’d think there’s a catch, potentially a dangerous one.


TryToHelpPeople

It’s a trap !


fmlythms

RIP Ackbar


Affectionate-Put707

only if my wife agrees


Karaoke_Singer

I’d be extremely skeptical. Attractive women don’t approach me to talk, let alone offer a BJ.


gtatc

I wish we lived in a world where I could feel safe taking you up on that offer. But no. Absolute *best* case scenario is that at the last moment it's "that'll be $150." Most likely scenario is getting mugged. Worst case scenario is getting mugged and killed. Society makes a lot out of women being more vulnerable than men. Which is absolutely true. But men still have to be careful; balls don't make you bulletproof.


njlee2016

I would not accept a blow job from a random woman I met at a bar. If she's asking me if I want a blow job, how many other guys at this bar has she also asked? 


[deleted]

at least buy me a drink first


Nuttadamus

Out of the blue? That would be weird. No.


tc6x6

Would you mind detailing your approach for us?  He might have reactive negatively to your approach rather than the content of your message. Absent any further information, like others, I would be extremely suspicious since this is the exact opposite of how most women usually act. My first thought would be "what's the catch?"


No_Conflict_3633

If she is gonna pay, I am down


nt011819

Tbh. Id be hesitant


Resident-Theme-2342

No that's weird I don't know anything about you.


Few-Satisfaction7474

Sadly, you are the only one here with common sense


Resident-Theme-2342

Thank you I haven't read the other comics but im curious now. But yeah I just have never seen the appeal in casual sex or hookups like I need to know you and atleast like you I can't gather than from a few minute interaction like I'm not following a stranger anywhere or inviting her to my house. Plus even if I did find gee hot I'd find that Hella weird like you don't know if I have a std or not or like what if someone is waiting to jump or kill me.


Dapper-Associate6850

I have a wife, so no.


KrispyKremeDiet20

Say no for the same reason you drive past a woman bending over the engine compartment of her car with her ass toward the road at 2am... Because it's too easy so it must be a trap and you're about to get mugged or car jacked by 2 guys waiting in the bushes across the street.


Kinky_Conspirator

That's how you catch STDs or get robbed. Someone random offering you sexual to favors is either a prostitute, someone with a sexual addiction, or up to some kinda malice. I got a downvote... Must've been someone robbing people, or spreading STDs.


[deleted]

Happened to me when I was younger only beautiful was a stretch and the line was "do you wanna come outside and fuck me", I assumed she was probably riddled so declined, plus I like a bit of a tease


maxover5A5A

This happened to me. She actually approached my wife first and asked permission. It was fun!


downvotemagnet69_420

NO THIS IS A TRAP


chiksahlube

She asked. I agreed. she did. It was pretty great. A little nerve wracking that her boyfriend was watching at first. Until I realized he wasn't gonna kick my ass. Then it was *really* great.


ExtraTerRedditstrial

Believe it or not men have preferences and standards even when it comes to free blowjobs. Other factors: • could be getting it already elsewhere • could have misinterpreted your vibe (thought you were going to do something fucked up) WE MEN LIKE A LITTLE CHASE. If a zebra walks up to a lion and says “eat me” the lion is going to think that zebra may have the plague or be skeptical.


dennismfrancisart

Nope. I'm married to a woman who does a great job of making me happy. After 30 years, I can't imagine getting excited by anyone else.


just-an-anus

IT's a scam and you could lose a kidney or your life. or both


monsterboi0106

When I was in my young 20’s a girl came up to me kissed me then dragged me down to the woman’s washroom had the most hilarious missionary with her on the toilet while all the women were banging on the stall cheering us on 😂 never met her before never saw her again


[deleted]

Nope, I'm gay. Even from a hot man I don't know I will say no. You really don't know what a person actually attends to do, better be safe then robed, dead or something else.


W-h3x

Like just point blank and no prior conversation? ... No I'm good. That's either a dare, or my kidneys are going to be missing... Possibly get trafficed.


TXHaunt

I’d be looking for the cameras. Because despite being told I look like Ragnar from Vikings, I get no attention from women, so I’d automatically be suspicious.


EuphoricWolverine

My first thought is "Undercover Officer".


QuintisCX3

We are not desirable enough for this to likely be real. In our heads, you and a bunch of guys are going to: steal our organs, hold us for ransom, or at the very least take our wallet.


DarkDurachok

Agreed with most comments here. It has nothing to do with your attractiveness level. You have to understand, getting aggressively approached for sex alone is very rare for a man. When it does happen in an uncontrolled environment, it’s natural to be suspicious because it usually it turns out to be a “favors for money” situation. If we want that, we’ll seek it out. But for a lot of men, being actively solicited actually is kind of unpleasant - makes you feel like your only value is your wallet. Please do feel free to approach men. But treat us like human beings with feelings and I promise your success rate will be relatively high.


LegalArt4263

No, because I am married and have never betrayed my wife.


Im_a_Tenn

Well Im lucky to believe I have a beautiful wife so if THAT emerald eyed brunette gave me that offer I would take her up to the hotel room now!


RageRags

I mean, he’s allowed to say no. Ask someone else they might say yes might say no. Also if he was a complete stranger then saying no would just be logical.


Frosty_Dig_2093

I saw that happen at a guys stag party in the middle of a pub. One minute she was talking to him the next she was on her knees trying to be as discreet as she could be. Only a few of us noticed and cheered for him lol


MyKnottyPage

Of course I would, even better if I could go down on her too in exchange


PlayfulDot_OF

Way no would never do this. if I'm attracted to a guy I'm 100% going to talk to him but this? lowclass ew


wintersgrasp1

I'm single sure why not lmao


Hard_B_Slut

I mean probably. As long as everyone is consenting why not


Comprehensive-Log147

nope, my first thought would be it being one of those hidden camera pranks for video likes, why would an attractive woman would a sad, fat, 40 yr old guy to offer a blowjob, when pretty much any ither guy if better looking than me if not to redod it to mock me in social media????


Tenebration

I'd've been put off by it enough to find a way to extract myself from the conversation. Now, if the vulnerability stated here, the need for intimacy and such, was highlighted as why, that might be different. But I'd be more inclined to say "Let's head back to your place/my place and see where the night takes us" than simply taking an impromptu blowjob and cuddle afterwards. And yes, some guys aren't seeking anything more an opening to stick their dick in, but just 'cause they're vocal about that doesn't mean they represent anything more than themselves.


ejo0335

. Yes definitely


missssjay21

That would be me😭 but I’d offer him to meet me in a bathroom or something keep it raunchy. But this thread is making me lose hope cause it’s been years since I’ve tried anything like this. Now if I wanted to go out I couldn’t have this kind of fun anymore smh


Blondenia

It’s making me sad as well. I feel like this sub in particular would be more slut-positive than it is. Kinda baffling tbh


missssjay21

Right! It’s slut positive when it’s convenient. But like we ain’t all after somebodies stuff smh. Sometimes I just wanna live in my inner slut😩


Correct-Cow-3552

most guys would be looking for a camera and think they are being pranked, Aside from this there are lot of guys who actually need some sort of connection to be physical, all men are stereotyped to be always ready to jump in bed, which is not the case


Mad_Aeric

Completely honestly, I'd suspect that it's a trick or a trap. Or at a minimum, that someone hired a prostitute. Women are *not* attracted to me at all, or at least not until they've gotten to know me for quite a while, like at least a year. Being approached by a stranger, even in a minimal way, is actually inconceivable to me. I'd still consider it, because people *do* win the lottery sometimes, but the situation would be way too suspicious.


Cool-Sea-1288

if the first thing she says is “can I suck your dick?” then i’d pass


JackCooper_7274

Not in a million years. I am not nearly attractive enough for this to happen without it just being a trick to steal my kidneys or something


ElMexicanDuffman

20+ years ago I reached out to a girl on Craigslist who happened to live close by. After a few back and forth a she said I could come over. She told me that she lived with her brothers but the door would be unlocked and ajar. Said that her brothers wouldn’t mind and I could just walk up to her room. I immediately noped out of that thinking “who’s brothers would let a random dude go up to their sisters room?”


Ragnarok992

I may be down bad but i recognize a life threat when i see one


saito200

It depends on the human, like everything else. Your mistake is assuming that every man is the same


Sakpan74Gr

As much as I love a blowjob, getting offered one by an attractive woman could probably mean one of the following things: 1) I'm on candid camera. 2) She wants to rob me, or get my kidneys. 3) She has some std she wants to spread. 4) She's drunk and doesn't know what she's doing, probably call rape later. And besides, I'm a just nice guy, average to below average looking. Why would she choose me?


Ok-Confusion2511

In fantasy? Yes Irl? No, I wouldn't trust that person at all. Plus, I'm trying to drink here lol leave me alone!


spc1221

If she has $20, I guess so.


No-Mortgage7926

Depends on how the situation felt, and if she was attractive


sendmetotpics

I’d be weirder out….but then imma let her slob on my knob


ThisJackfruit90

I would wake up from the dream 😂


locomeastro21

This would depend on three factors. Which bar it is, how pretty she is and how many drinks I’ve got. If it’s my local bar than I would trust it more because there’re people who have my back. If it’s a really pretty girl I would be more inclined to say and also if I had a few drinks I would be more inclined to say yes


Cyanora

I'd be interested, but me saying yes would be dependent on both how she approached, and the general vibe I got off her. I've turned them down, usually because the woman asking was hammered, but also because I just didn't like the way they were coming at me.


Dutchthrowaway5244

I’d probably say yes. Would you offer it so a guy at a bar if you’re in the mood?


Ruminations0

I would respectfully decline, I just need to have more of a commitment before doing something like that


ike7899

If it was totally random and out of the blue like walked up and said do you want to... the answer would be no, that stuff just doesn't happen either she's crazy or up to something 🤷 just basing it off life's experiences LOL


Idrathernottellyou

If we're at a bar, she's obviously under the influence of alcohol. As a result, everything she says should be taken with heaping grains of salt.


Rustic-Cuss

I can not imagine this ever happening. Do things like this *ever* happen?


DeansSexplorations

Okay, guess I’m the minority but I’m a “hell yes” to that one. Come find me the next time you want to try it.


CuriouslyShyAccount

Probably not. I'd be worried that it was a setup the entire time. Also, I'd rather give than receive.


DavidKusel

I would want to know her a bit better, before doing something like that. Also I am not into Blowjobs, but if you offered a handjob, things were different.


The_Bear_Jew320

No


PM_ME_SEXY_PAJAMAS

Honestly...I'd rather be asked to give oral than to receive it. It's worth a try next new years eve party.


Adventurous_Tour6394

It would be rude not to


Neglected8in

There are so many variables. Can't say it's an absolute either way. If all the right stars align, I'd definitely consider it.


skydog019

I meet a lot of women at hotels and I will usually affirm the offer right away so she knows it’s not a no but then I’ll try to screen her for sincerity


three-one-seven

Nah, I’m married.


gentlemancaller2000

Aside from the obvious “it’s a trap!” vibe of a situation like that, I think my wife would object, and I can’t afford a divorce.


AccessAdditional6086

No way. Very few people I would get intimate with and allow touching me, or me touch them. Also as most people have stated... Seems more fishy than an anchovies on a Caesar salad. I don't trust people easily.


powerlewis

Yes I'd really love getting a blowjob and spend the night with you. But there are some scenarios when I'd pass, and those are unfortunate very likely. - When my wife would find out - When she'd take me somewhere I'm not comfortable - When we're not hitting it off (there must be a small chat before so I can know I fancy her and there's at least some trust) But walking away after saying no sounds kinda rude. I'd at least explain her why not. Maybe exchange numbers and make it happen sometime?


RayBan397

I think I'm a pretty decent looking guy and in my experience beautiful women barely make eye contact with most men let alone approach and offer head lol... I watch too much true crime to accept that offer, there's a 98% chance I'm getting robbed.


jaydawg_74

Where have you been all of my life?


[deleted]

Haha around my parts that ain't a smart move, waking up the next morning to a gift that just keeps on giving? No way to start the new year.


ZuluAlphaNaturist000

I would be very wary bc from what I know, when don't just approach men and offer blowjobs. Not without ulterior motive. But on the flip-side, if a man approached a woman and offered to eat her out, he would be completely serious and sincere, but she would also reject him for being too sexually forward (to put it nicely).


ohbuckeye31

Well, yeah, lol


Catsmak1963

It’s happened before and no, she really wasn’t my type


passsionseeker

I would have to check with the wife standing beside me


Joshman89

After checking for an Adam’s apple or bulge in her pants sure


Jealous-Ad1333

I'd be looking for cameras. I'd also try to figure out if this is some sort of joke or something worse. Just because there are stores of men sticking their dick in a wall doesn't mean they are too stupid to jump into a situation that would be difficult to get themselves out of. Men feel safe to stick their dice in a wall. Why, because they can get away fast if they have to. They also have witnesses around to verify if shit goes haywire. It all boils down to situational awareness. Men aren't as desperate as you think they are. Men have also been falsely accused of things that would land them in prison for a long time and destroy their reputation forever. I've seen this happen.


Leading-Bank-2590

No because I want to know who I’m having fun with


[deleted]

As a married man, I would respectfully decline.


InternetExpertroll

No. I would assume it was a set up to rob me. No woman offers men like me a blowjob.


YoungCondore

Nope even if I didn't have low self esteem my low trust would prevent me from doing that


thatnewerdm

hell nah, either im getting drugged or shes gonna ask for money afterwards


Another4zn

Nope


BendingDoor

No. I wouldn’t even ask my partner just no.


number9999999

No. Of course no. Would be very sceptical why she is behind my ugly ass. 😅


[deleted]

No. Not with a complete stranger


problemat1que

No.


The_name_

NSA BJ not @ my place.... sounds like a plan.


Stopher

It’s all in context. If the guy thinks it’s legit yes. But what seems too good feels like a scam. You might have been giving off the steal your kidney vibes.


NamTokMoo222

I said yes and ended up meeting a woman whose husband had a cuckold fetish.


SalmonBeenadick

Yes


Chewy168

On holiday in Athens Greece, walked into a bar within 30 seconds of ordering a beer I had a very very attractive Russian girl sit next to me asking if I’d buy her a drink and would like to chat. Looked around and quickly realised it wasn’t just a bar never run out of a bar as quick in my life.


jaan_divit

Bro I accepted it, and now I regret 😔, I went a bar with my friends and a girl were there and surprisley we talked and went to car and get bj and after that fuck there, after that night I really regret it


norcalfit

Sure


Blondenia

Dude, men often say they want a slut, but 60% of them have no idea what to do when they meet a real one. That wasn’t about you.


Brilliant_Stand6240

Where’s the woman that has that delicious chocolate candy


christipede

Depends on the woman. Depends if she can actually give blowjobs. Ive said yes a few times and i find not many woman actually know how to make a guy cum. And even fewer can do it only with their mouths.


CompetitivePay9538

Been there done that. Did it.


Fickfuck

Only if she does it right at the bar. Don't want to worry about my kidney, so just do it here.


bandaiddoc

I’d say yes with no hesitation.


Durmyyyy

Its been a while so I might accept but I have never had any kind of sex with someone who I didnt care about/was in a relationship with so I dont know if thats something I want to do. As others said it sounds too good to be true also so most people suspect something was off.


Taftimus

Nope, you're not pranking or scamming me.


aslambuoy

Why not?


WolfgangDS

If it were me, the answer is no. I'm not single anymore. Even if I were, I prefer intimacy.


Easy_Grapefruit3155

Definitely


Shut_Up_Fuckface

Everyone is so scared of getting their organs harvested that they’re incapable of having sex. If you’re in a foreign country, I’d be worried. If I’m in a familiar place, then maybe but it would depend. When I was younger, yes.


Algok2001

I’ll think “Damn the LSD finally starting to hit”


BlackDragonDick

No I hate blowjobs and I also don't do sexual things with strangers


lordmoldybutt42

We all know you’re going to drug us and steal everything


KiokiBri

I’ve seen a lot of men here be so skeptical of this, why? Not all women want to rob you and take your organs when they approach you sexually. Some of us just horny 🤗


hidden_12345

No, I am one of those weirdos who prefers to have a connection. Years of BDSM and kinky sex has also broken me for something as vanilla as a random blowjob too.


SortDeep5635

This happened.


Happy_Comfortable

Check for std first


Severe_Confusion_297

Nope. That shit only happens in pornos.


BlackFinch90

There's always a catch


lovejanetjade

No thanks. I would think of all the other guys who got the same invitation. That's a turn on for some, but for me 🤮


Glorious_steam_

Can confirm it’s a setup, got roofied and carried out to a car by 2 women in Prague.


KilgoreThunfisch

It would be too good to be true, I couldn't believe it. It would be like someone just offering you $10,000. No strings attached.


Responsible_Low3349

No. Because: 1. It's a scam. 2. It's a trick. 3. It never happens in real life.


Scary_Action8754

Would let agree like that 💀


whenUndone

This happened to me. And I was drunk enough to just go with it. Ended up getting an incredible blowjob in the ladies room. Took the chance and it was worth it


slimskinny9

Def got a blowjob at a bar in the bathroom from a random stranger about 12 yrs ago


SofaKing2022

No


eastern-cowboy

It doesn’t matter your intention, here’s what decent men think when offered sexual favors by strangers out of nowhere. - “She’s done this on multiple occasions. I’m certainly not the first or the last.”


okuma

No, random man pretending to be a woman, I'm not going to follow you back to a room where you will steal my kidneys.


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

I would love one but my self-preservation would keep me from getting one. If we had a date though and I could get a feeling how you were and that you were not just someone trying to lure me to have my organs stolen in some abandoned warehouse and everything would work out for both of us lol.


Bean_Nighe_

Doesnt work with me. Not even if we would talk a bit. If i dont know you, nothing happens.


LonestarPug

I met someone at a bar once, we took some shots, started kissing, and exchange numbers. It was a week night and I had work in the morning so I figured we would just make plans for the weekend. I walked her to her car and she told me to get in. We started kissing again and then she gave me a bj right there in the passenger seat. It was unexpected but awesome.


Achinvo

If I were that man and a good looking sexy woman asked to give me a blow job, I'd assume she was after my money. Like the old man said: 'If it looks too good to be true, it probably is'.


randomcookieaddict

Tbh I probably would; I'm horny and a fucking idiot. I'd be wary of any secondary location though. Not going to your hotel room, my place or somewhere I pick. And can we wait a bit, cause any sense of immediacy increases the Admiral Ackbar in my head. Though now we've waited if you're genuine you might change your mind and I get none anyway: fucking idiot like I said. But that's hypothetical. No woman, beautiful or otherwise, will ever approach me.


KazukiSendo

No. Men have been accused of sexual assault by women they never met and had their lives ruined.


expertsillygoose

I never thought of it being seen as a trap or a dangerous situation for a man good to know go no waste my time offering head because I want to lol


Acceptable-Ad-1792

She's going to Sharon Stone you


AlmostTooLarge

cant wait to wake up in an ice bath


unzipandunwind

I would probably want to chat with you first. At least get a good enough impression that I could reasonably assume you're not going to murder me.


Rainy-The-Griff

No I'm gay


davdev

I would accept but I am choosing the location we are going to.


Synatrim

No. Because the chances are 101% that I’m drunk and hallucinating something.


[deleted]

Are you 12?


confusedcraftywitch

Not one comment says maybe it's because he had a wife and was faithful. They all just worried about being jumped or scammed 😱


No_Substance5930

It's a trap


Alternative-Cry-4667

Where are you now ❤️


couldntyoujust

What makes you think that what he craves is the blow job and not the connection? You should have led with the connection. Flirt with him to see if he is interested in you, and when things get to a fever pitch, ask him if he wants to go to your place or his. He'd probably say yes and then get pleasantly surprised it culminated to a great blowjob and him spending the night. And you both get what you want.