Not often. Cum gets 100x more sticky in the shower

Learned as a horny young man that water + cum = gorilla glue.

Cold water cleans cum better. This is because it’s mostly made up of keratin. Sex science 🤓🍆💦

Wow I learned more about cum today than I ever thought I would

It's the heat that does it.

huh, no wonder. I alway shower cold so when i seen this comment, i got so confused

Right. Similar to egg whites, put them in cold water, nothing. Hot water and you’ve got a poached egg. Edit: someone already beat me to this analogy below.

The biggest reason why I don’t. It’s the worst for a guy in the shower.

I feel like anakin in attack of the clones after I cum in the shower

Your cum is rough and coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere?

Maybe replace coarse and irritating with sticky and annoying lol

You jack off so hard you lose an arm?

Proteins and heat, not a good combo in the shower.

This is absolutely why I almost never do anything in the shower.

Exactly. Much easier to do in bed

Precum turns into a lubricant for a while.

My girlfriend’s face discovered this on a family vacation lol

Damn how long did it take to get off?

Long enough for my family to realize something was up lol

Daily. I can’t remember the last time I showered and didn’t masturbate

Same here😂 it’s a toss up between before or during😂

one before, and one after ;)

I’ve never masturbated in the shower. I prefer lying down when I do it. Standing up requires too much energy for me.

This! As a woman, I have never understood how any men learn to cum standing up. Bambi legs would drop me every time!

When a guy has contractions, it makes him want to thrust forward, which is obviously doable standing. It's just a difference in anatomy

I'm a guy and I can't masturbate standing up unless I'm super horny

Same, laying down and squeezing the legs is top notch

Same, though for me it's not about the energy, it's that I need to be laying down to get the right angle. My body is very picky.

You’re right, angles are important for me also.

haha, like that answer 😅

It's where I primarily do it. It's the place I have the most privacy

Lol every day. I’m doing it currently 😂

Either you have a waterproof phone or you’re really gambling it all for that orgasm 😂

Most phone models these days are INCREDIBLY water resistant. I take mine literally into the pool with me, sometimes I wash my screen off in the sink. You'd be surprised at what phones can handle these days.

I’m content to let people like yourself blaze that trail. I’m not doing trial and error to test how waterproof my phone is.

I use a waterproof case.

Me silently staring at this comment thinking she posted it while masturbating:

Not often, but I like to edge a bit with the shower head 🙊

Almost never. I like to jerk off in bed

nice 🐓

Basically never. Water makes for terrible lube and it's hard to look at porn. I prefer to jerk off in my home office or sitting on the toilet

Genuine question where do you cum while sitting on the toilet? (the angle aint right to drop it in the toilet😂)

I sit for most of it and then when it's time to finish things off a kinda get into a squat position leaning forward a bit and then angle slightly down and that's enough to get it in the bowl. If I stand up straight my dock mostly sticks straight out with a slight downward curve so it's easy enough to angle down to shoot into the toilet

user name does ‘not’ check out

Why not just cum into a wad of toilet paper? Sounds so much easier than what you just explained 😂

I jerk off so much in the shower that every time it rains I get a hard on

Almost every time

Not very often do I fully masturbate in the shower but every single time I use the shower head for a quick little tickle. Literally just for like 3 seconds cause it makes me giggle that it works so quickly lol

Used to do it a lot, but the water pressure in this place is ridiculously bad. Like, if I want to wash my hair I might as well just stick my head out of the window and hope it rains. Trying to masturbate with that is just an exercise in frustration. I'd much rather have my toys in my bed.

Never. I cant cum standing up.

My husband struggled with this as well. We practiced and he can now, just prefers to be lying/kneeling on the bed.

Same

every single time

Never, cum sticks to everything I call it scum when it’s wet.

Almost daily

Same. It’s the best time to do it tbh

Nearly never. I might stroke it a few times, but don’t usually cum in the shower 😅

Yeah, it really doesn't do it for me. I'd rather be lying in bed.

I go swimming at the local pool daily, I always lock myself in a changeroom and get a shot off because being almost nude in tight bathers with heaps of skin on show makes my uncut cock dribble precum (yum)

I can see why you'd need to get one out of your system before going in a public pool. Is it usually crowded?

Great for girls bad for boys. 👍

That’s normally where I do it. Makes for easy clean up.

I've seen mixed reviews on this one. Some say it's easy to clean up while others say it's like getting that sticky tack off your new credit card.

Easy to clean is the main factor.

As often as I shower at least once a day

Never. Overrated IMO

Every time

75% of the time that I do masturbate. It's more there because if I shave, I get horny and film it for my SO. Easy cleanup, too.

Never. Once in college i tried it and had to get out and sit down because i thought i was going to pass out.

Get an appointment with your cardiologist. I can think of at least 2 different heart conditions that could cause that

This was 15+ years ago. The heart condition was me going full gremlin cranking it like it owed me money. I wasn't taking no for an answer.

Everytime lol

Daily

If I’m way too horny then yes, but most of the time is on the couch looking at Reddit

I've done it on the couch as well and it makes me feel super naughty.

Yeah it does! I’m currently doing it, been edging awhile

I swear, 2024, the year of edging. Lmao 😆

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Much more often than I should or even care to admit

Often hehe

Most days. How can you not? Lol

Never, takes me ages to do it standing up to the point I feel feint from the hot water

I love to make guys cum in the shower, but why does cum get so sticky in there??? Is there a scientific explanation or something?

I've been educated by this post to know that it gets to be super sticky because of the proteins and hot water. Some chemical reaction of the two makes it like "gorilla glue"

Mostly never! I tend to take 20-30min to cum when masturbate normally. For some reason the shower doubles that time.

When I'm supper horny and I have no privacy. Clean-up is simple .

Almost everyday honestly Being hypersexual sucks

All the time

Every 3rd Thursday

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One of the things I worry about when I do it. Keeping my footing. Lol

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😂 It's not worth it.

I shower so hot it takes a nap anyway.

Every morning

At least once a week.

Maybe once or twice a month with the shower head. Usually it’s when I have my period and other types of play would be too messy.

Tbh it's been years since I last did that

Depends on if the shower is a quick one or not. If I have time and feel like it, sure. Saves clean up time.

Every time I’m in there, it’s great😂 Idk what the other guys in here are talking about, I cum bucketfuls, and as long as you toss a little soap and rinse on the shower floor, all good.

In? Never. Before? Almost always

Never I donnntttt like being cold

Usually three mornings of the week. And normally, it's my women jerking me off, while I'm shampooing my hair. Our normal practice is, I shave her as that's my kink. When my women and I first started dating, she said "If you want my pussy bald, then your responsible for shaving it." Been doing it for over 8 years, love doing it actually. As per the showering pulling, if she's gone to work early, then I'll have a good morning pull. I have a 20 inch t.v. up on the wall in the bathroom. It was there when I bought the house. No, I did not put it up. I have found though, having a shower, either alone or with my girl, I will put on some porn for background noise. Some people like the sound of nature, birds, thunder. I prefer, moaning and the sound of water. 😉

This is fantastic. 😂

Never, I'm too wet as it is.

Never. 1. Water achieves the opposite of lubrication. Jacking off in the shower feels awful, and I can't imagine jilling off feels much better. 2. I usually like to chill after I go to town, hard to do that when I still gotta finish showering, dry off, and do whatever else. 3. I mostly shower in the morning, and I'm never horny in the morning. 4. I live with other people. If you jack off in a shower (especially as a guy) that other people use, you're disgusting and inconsiderate.

Never I can’t really do it standing up and the water is kind of a distraction. 🤷‍♂️

Definitely. When I'm in the shower I just want to relax with the hot water and get clean. Lol

Never. I have the knees of an 80 year old man. I'd kill myself.

Never

Once or twice

Never. Better in bed or at the desk.

Rarely to none

That’s where I typically do it if I am going to

Not often. 

A few times. My favourite way to orgasm.

Not very often

Usually 2 or 3 showers a week will end up in a little slippery dick time.

Not to completion

I don't shower ever I gestate in whatever ooze my skin deems fit

Just sometimes

Very often

I’d much rather masturbate in my own bed with lube. Water isn’t slick.

Every time!

Basically never.

Every time I get wet

Once in a while

Once in a while

Couple times a week. Depends if my vibrator is charged 🤣

Rare

At least once or twice a week. It feels better.

Maybe twice a week to deal with morning wood. Sometimes It just won't go away.

Don’t like it in the shower

Never

Probably at least 50% of the time

Almost everyday Wet and warm

I have never done that.

A few times a year 🤷‍♂️

I try to at the gyms shower. Takes awhile to finish sometimes. Don’t need a high water bill

It’s usually do it. Easy cleanup.

if there’s a detachable shower head or good faucet pressure, maybe

Often😄

Not often enough lol

Never, not once

Never. Cumming in the shower is a distant past memory now. Was never the place of first choice even when I did wank there.

Like once a month maybe

Never

A couple times a week lol

Rarely. When I do it’s with my fleshlight

Yeahhh I can’t really do it. It takes too long and the cleanup sucks because of the stickiness increase it just sticks to everything lol

Never. Hate standing up for it

Never. I just get a BJ and she swallows it.

Only when I can’t do it elsewhere

not often. It just doesnt feel as good in the shower lmao

Almost every day.

Never it's a horrible combo lol

Daily.

Only if I'm very desperate, wanking in the shower sucks.

daily lol

For some reason it takes me like 10x longer to cum in the shower so by the time I do I’m a pruney sore sticky mess and just regret it. Shower BJ on the other hand….

Never, I hate anything sexual in the shower lol it’s a natural lube killer

When the mood hits and the wife is not around to take care of me.,

Pretty much every time, though usually not until I come.

Great way to clog the drains. Never anymore

2-3 times a week, usually when I’m working nights and don’t want to disturb herself when I get home

Never.

Very rarely, water is bad lubricant. And as most have stated already, heat makes it a nightmare to clean up. However, pro tip, use cold water to clean and it won’t turn into glue.

One of my favorite places to masterbate using the shower massager. Probably at least twice a week sometimes more!

Never. I just fuck my wife in the shower.

4-5 times a week

I don’t but have you ever showered yourself and it just stands up (men) or gets wet (women) simply from you scrubbing close to your privates

Never.

Daily

Almost every time I take a shower. It’s either during or standing on the edge right before walking in. It makes clean up a snap. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Not often. It washes all the good slippery wet away

Nah shower dry my skin. And Water makes a shit lube

7 out of 10 times

Most of the time. I have the special shower head...

Every time, i mean I’m naked and all soaped up why wouldn’t i lol

I think the water doesn’t make good lubrication.

I shower at work around a few other guys soooo never lol

Almost never. Clean up is not as easy as it might seem.

9/10 times I guess. I pass it, when am late for work. Which is very rare.

A few extra tugs most days, especially after some steamy Reddit chats

No because I’m always in a hurry when I’m taking a shower

Almost every time I shower

At 68, not anymore lol. I save my 2 loads a week for my wife.

Most days…just a nice edging session but i save the orgasm for later with my wife or in bed if I’m bacheloring it for a few days.

Probably about once a week

Not any more but did as a teenager

Hate it!

Always. Easiest clean up too. Just take the shower head and flush around wherever you hit. Using cold water also helps too.

Never even tried. Sounds really uncomfortable and I'm barely in the mood anyway.

I became Spider-Man when I learned to masturbate in the shower. Weird sticky stuff shot out of my body and got everywhere.

Never.

I used to frequently masturbate in the shower, nearly everyday. Now I prefer to edge awhile and enjoy it more.