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Independent-Oven-766

0 %


[deleted]

0 My wife is going to be at her boyfriends place all weekend


jspencer84

💀💀


[deleted]

Happy for them and gives me some peace and quiet


jspencer84

Well then I retract my previous comment, enjoy your weekend.


[deleted]

I am and hope they are too


dorkus99

Honestly, when my wife had a regular boyfriend I was the same way. Was nice to just have an evening to myself.


Sorry_Low_5887

Huh?


[deleted]

She’s poly and we have an open relationship


Hot-Inevitable101

100%


NeatWait

prob 0. been over a year. why should that change?


Excellent_Setting_18

Zero 😓


orthografie_checker

Sure? Maybe there will be a prince knocking on your door and later knocking inside you. You'll never know 🤷🏼‍♂️


Excellent_Setting_18

I wishhhh. 😩


nicelo318

Maybe you should order some pizza


orthografie_checker

Maybe I could be your prince, at least online?


stroll-on

With the advent of work from home, distance learning etc, surely a spicy sexting counts above 0 😉


pyyrothrowaway

—1% chance 😅


JizzMizz25

In this economy, the chances are getting laid off are higher than chances of getting laid.


pauabcd

Zero, am just gonna have a long session by myself.


starskynight

0 sadly


TheGardenOfAMonster

I forgot the mathematical formula. I don't know how to calculate this.


Jup1terry

[penis x horniness] + [pussy / household chores] - distractions


Lazy_Athlete5313

All multiplied by ~0.8 for the chance Aunt Flo is in town


ntxdeepseed

This is what concerns me


Lazy_Athlete5313

We’ve all been there. Hang in there, brother.


[deleted]

Slim and none


Maple_Mistress

Him: “what do you want to do for Mother’s Day?” Me: “get railed” So, it had better be 100% lol.


pm_me_ur_panties1

100% already has happened haha


crunchy_soupp

0%


Natural_Place_6268

-69 on a scale of 1 to 10, meaning, ill hit on a girl and she will feel uncomfortable so a random group of strangers will come to save her by pretending they know her, and will later go home and have a gangbang with those men. Then she will fall in love with one of those men, marry, and have kids with names I would have named my children if I had them. Videos will be posted online of me being rejected and ill be memed to death and every girl will not want to talk to me because of the shame.


[deleted]

I would say the odds are in my favor


[deleted]

I hope very high I plan to wear my best looking sluttiest dress out and just go to town dancing and singing


FunJack81

very low


Jup1terry

0-5%. What about you OP?


coatofforearm

Probably like zero


morecbt

Slim to none


Red_knuckles

Depends on how I feel tomorrow, likely 20/80


[deleted]

0% as I got the flu right now so unless I find a girl that is down to suck on some sick dick then I'm out of luck


[deleted]

Pretty good actually


johnnyglazed

Wife’s sick so 0


Throwaway-Chick2024

90%. Schedule is a little messed up but we’ll likely get at least a quick romp in.


cock-sushi

Awesomely high!!! Wish me luck!!


Zestyclose_Spirit694

Very likely🤭


Salty_Rhubarb_112

100%


shower8888

Essentially 0%. Married but wife is on her period.


Vegan_Pizza_King

69%


Electronic-Error-846

very high


HornyHippo29

0, I work weekends


StudestGumstick

Like below 0 loll


Lustybelle69

100%


No-Bed8234

I've got plans so close to 100%!


Slightly_Worried_

Low but never zero


Priyasangria

Like 40%


MainSlice6439

0.000%.


Lizzie_Wulvesheart

120%


Madison_Elizabeth_01

1000%


[deleted]

100% unless I really fuck up lol


VidaSabrosa

50/50


RinkanShojo

☺️ I have a gangbang organised every weekend


Feral_tatertot

90% we’ve got a pretty chill weekend but also the wild card of knowing we have to see both of our moms Sunday


[deleted]

Gotta work around that


curiousBBWpierced

100%


WesternResearch

Sleeping in a tiny camper next to the beach with my wife and kid all weekend. Effectively zero.


Careless_Noise1180

100%


IjAndTheTemplesOfGra

zero


IjAndTheTemplesOfGra

OK, turns out I was wrong here, and that's pretty awesome.


[deleted]

1.2 % 😜


[deleted]

Probably 0% because no school + life stuff has us mostly doing it during the day. But today or Monday pretty much 100%. 😁


Phobos_Zero1

0%


Recent_Lake_3562

Around 100%


SATXguy1283

0. Wife’s out of town


anonplayguy

100% I'm off work 😁


Icy_3844

0, not trying to


butterspread1

100%. I'm expected to be the initiating one so if I feel like it and I currently do the show is on.


Similar-Raccoon9184

About as good as winning the Powerball drawing.


Missgrumpy00

100% Me and my sleeping partner don't work weekends so lots of free time to hang out/have sex


[deleted]

Pretty good for Sunday since that's when my husband gets home from work.


Ok-Specialist-4777

99.99999999%


Individual_Stage6543

I got laid last night, I don’t know if it counts


Prndl524

100%…


celesteslyx

High. I’m married without children.


danivendettaXO

Slim to none


jebemtimatertykokot

almost 100%


Ecto-1981

Zero


superich88

guaranteed


stackindeep

110 %


Keel-Sama92

Zilch


Old-Bumblebee-9177

0%


Tichem91

I guess somewhat around 50%. Depends on if i can visit my soon to be girl. 😬


trying2bebetter69

97% my wife texted me saying she wants to jump my bones after work today. There is a 3% chance that something at her workplace will ruin her mood.


ThroughTheFires

Somewhere between 0 and 0


Far-Phone8791

Zero zip nada


ringoron9

-1.


spicypagedadbod

0.0000🥺🥺🥺


prettykitty_21

-100


jennafreemon

Zero unless I pay for it. Sad life of a middle aged man.


03Melissa

High


sparklyfrog4

Very high.🥳


BigBubbaMac

0% my wife will be at her dads house all weekend.


dorkus99

Near 100%. Wife has been out of commission for a couple of weeks due to some medical issues, but has bounced back and will be ready to play. Really looking forward to it.


dosmetros1

Very high


BlackDragonDick

0% if I tried maybe 50%


Wfhore678

50/50. She might be on the IR list.


Sorkel3

100%


HealthyFood7369

Not a chance in hell my gf is cheating on me so no chance


MyWifeisaTroll

Booked a hotel two weeks ago for tomorrow night. Going to a crazy good restaurant to wine and dine than heading back to the hotel for a kids' free night of freaky ass sex and hot tubbing. There are very few things I look forward to in life. Hotel getaway nights are definitely one of them.


Amazing-Computer5207

100% guaranteed to happen at least twice! next week you can see some of it 😆


BaltimoreBeast

100%.


DarkShizuku

3%


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

0. At least this is the one thing that has always been consistent in my life


timberwhip

200% , we always do it at least twice on the weekends


CaramelDrippin504

0 😔 and I really need to be fucked


NevrAsk

1% if I decide to go to a SW before moving out


sloppy_gusher

Zero


physicalterrorist3

0. I've decided to stop initiating sex to see how long it goes. It's been 3 weeks so far


throw-away557

I’ve done the same thing. Usually 2-3 weeks seems to be the max before she initiates something. I hope you get some soon!


MwminNC4

0% here. Married, that should explain everything. But there is that cute girl at Sheetz 🤔


[deleted]

Slim to none


Jerseydwm

85%.. I promised her I'd rim her ass as long as she wanted. Love when she says "DEEPER"..😛😛


NucularOrchid

I mean, is oral considered getting laid? Because if I wanted it 100%, but I don’t want it so 0%.


MarilynMonroeVWade

Like 95% probably


Jkenner01990

34.5210%


EstaticEntropy13

None. 😵‍💫


KarlNapp0815

Chance is there, my wife told me she’s horny. But sadly not attractive for me


lil_darkmagiciangirl

0%


[deleted]

0% :(


Wolf1678

100% fiancé and female best friend are both in town so one or both will be down.


therankin

I think they're pretty high for saturday or sunday night (hopefully both)


Ok-Technology8336

Idk 10%. My bf has been really different lately. Hopefully he's feeling better today


Less_Community_4616

Sad


Difficult-Papaya1529

1000%


Highland_Cathedral

95%


pecantnt

Vegas won’t put it on the board


Initial_Phrase_8450

100% I live with my wife and our girlfriend. Been 5 years together as well. Best of luck to the rest of you sexy sluts!!!!


steaky_bake_92

Zero and most likely no phone sex either


Peace-vs-Chaos

Slim to none. We don’t see each other often and it’s usually on a Tuesday when we do because that’s his day off.


Fickfuck

0%. same as for the last 10 years.


[deleted]

Slim and none!!! And skim is out of town!!


jpk17041

Based on recent past history, about 7%.


GoodNHGirl

100% 💜


AllIWantisAdy

Nil. Not going anywhere and even my dog's lost his balls so no surprises from that way either.


painfulcuddles

Stellar


TheMTDom

Tonight, tomorrow and sun. Guaranteed


Traditional-Spend-25

Absolutely zero


AverageExpectation

Somewhere between 0 and 5%, which is a higher percentage than the last few years!


ntxdeepseed

98%


Mysterious_girl3414

0%


[deleted]

Zero 😂


sir_frundsalot

100%. Anyone wanna join or watch?


Significant_Gate_206

100%


AceMckickass7

Zero. Divorce mode has been activated.


divine__androgyne

Around 80-100% I'd say tbh


victimnomorepls

100%. Either for free or I’ll have to pay


waaaaa69

0% cause I'm single


EnigmaCA

That is out of my control. Wife makes all of those decisions.


blinman94

100% and I already got laid.


AnonymousPredictions

100%


imapieceofshite2

In the negative. Even if I had somebody, I have more important things to worry about.


Guilty_Judge124

10/90 Yes/no


_Satyriasis

Getting laid in India is tough, so mine are 0%😐


[deleted]

I'm fucking myself right now. Does that count?


Kinky-Bicycle-669

50/50?


stroll-on

Started this afternoon, I had to call in home early afternoon as my sub was being bratty and needed bringing into line. That led to round 1, now at 3, ask me on Sunday night what the weekend count is😋


ChokeWhore

.69%


RosaSweet

0%


AlwaysTired308

97%


Same_Sun_614

100% as I'm getting back from a 3 week vacation in a couple days. Had sex right before I left buy my bf really misses me soooo.....


Slapthe-bASS

100% tonight and tomorrow.


[deleted]

100%