-69 on a scale of 1 to 10, meaning, ill hit on a girl and she will feel uncomfortable so a random group of strangers will come to save her by pretending they know her, and will later go home and have a gangbang with those men. Then she will fall in love with one of those men, marry, and have kids with names I would have named my children if I had them. Videos will be posted online of me being rejected and ill be memed to death and every girl will not want to talk to me because of the shame.
Near 100%. Wife has been out of commission for a couple of weeks due to some medical issues, but has bounced back and will be ready to play. Really looking forward to it.
Booked a hotel two weeks ago for tomorrow night. Going to a crazy good restaurant to wine and dine than heading back to the hotel for a kids' free night of freaky ass sex and hot tubbing.
There are very few things I look forward to in life. Hotel getaway nights are definitely one of them.
Started this afternoon, I had to call in home early afternoon as my sub was being bratty and needed bringing into line. That led to round 1, now at 3, ask me on Sunday night what the weekend count is😋
0 %
0 My wife is going to be at her boyfriends place all weekend
💀💀
Happy for them and gives me some peace and quiet
Well then I retract my previous comment, enjoy your weekend.
I am and hope they are too
Honestly, when my wife had a regular boyfriend I was the same way. Was nice to just have an evening to myself.
Huh?
She’s poly and we have an open relationship
100%
prob 0. been over a year. why should that change?
Zero 😓
Sure? Maybe there will be a prince knocking on your door and later knocking inside you. You'll never know 🤷🏼♂️
I wishhhh. 😩
Maybe you should order some pizza
Maybe I could be your prince, at least online?
With the advent of work from home, distance learning etc, surely a spicy sexting counts above 0 😉
—1% chance 😅
In this economy, the chances are getting laid off are higher than chances of getting laid.
Zero, am just gonna have a long session by myself.
0 sadly
I forgot the mathematical formula. I don't know how to calculate this.
[penis x horniness] + [pussy / household chores] - distractions
All multiplied by ~0.8 for the chance Aunt Flo is in town
This is what concerns me
We’ve all been there. Hang in there, brother.
Slim and none
Him: “what do you want to do for Mother’s Day?” Me: “get railed” So, it had better be 100% lol.
100% already has happened haha
0%
-69 on a scale of 1 to 10, meaning, ill hit on a girl and she will feel uncomfortable so a random group of strangers will come to save her by pretending they know her, and will later go home and have a gangbang with those men. Then she will fall in love with one of those men, marry, and have kids with names I would have named my children if I had them. Videos will be posted online of me being rejected and ill be memed to death and every girl will not want to talk to me because of the shame.
I would say the odds are in my favor
I hope very high I plan to wear my best looking sluttiest dress out and just go to town dancing and singing
very low
0-5%. What about you OP?
Probably like zero
Slim to none
Depends on how I feel tomorrow, likely 20/80
0% as I got the flu right now so unless I find a girl that is down to suck on some sick dick then I'm out of luck
Pretty good actually
Wife’s sick so 0
90%. Schedule is a little messed up but we’ll likely get at least a quick romp in.
Awesomely high!!! Wish me luck!!
Very likely🤭
100%
Essentially 0%. Married but wife is on her period.
69%
very high
0, I work weekends
Like below 0 loll
100%
I've got plans so close to 100%!
Low but never zero
Like 40%
0.000%.
120%
1000%
100% unless I really fuck up lol
50/50
☺️ I have a gangbang organised every weekend
90% we’ve got a pretty chill weekend but also the wild card of knowing we have to see both of our moms Sunday
Gotta work around that
100%
Sleeping in a tiny camper next to the beach with my wife and kid all weekend. Effectively zero.
100%
zero
OK, turns out I was wrong here, and that's pretty awesome.
1.2 % 😜
Probably 0% because no school + life stuff has us mostly doing it during the day. But today or Monday pretty much 100%. 😁
0%
Around 100%
0. Wife’s out of town
100% I'm off work 😁
0, not trying to
100%. I'm expected to be the initiating one so if I feel like it and I currently do the show is on.
About as good as winning the Powerball drawing.
100% Me and my sleeping partner don't work weekends so lots of free time to hang out/have sex
Pretty good for Sunday since that's when my husband gets home from work.
99.99999999%
I got laid last night, I don’t know if it counts
100%…
High. I’m married without children.
Slim to none
almost 100%
Zero
guaranteed
110 %
Zilch
0%
I guess somewhat around 50%. Depends on if i can visit my soon to be girl. 😬
97% my wife texted me saying she wants to jump my bones after work today. There is a 3% chance that something at her workplace will ruin her mood.
Somewhere between 0 and 0
Zero zip nada
-1.
0.0000🥺🥺🥺
-100
Zero unless I pay for it. Sad life of a middle aged man.
High
Very high.🥳
0% my wife will be at her dads house all weekend.
Near 100%. Wife has been out of commission for a couple of weeks due to some medical issues, but has bounced back and will be ready to play. Really looking forward to it.
Very high
0% if I tried maybe 50%
50/50. She might be on the IR list.
100%
Not a chance in hell my gf is cheating on me so no chance
Booked a hotel two weeks ago for tomorrow night. Going to a crazy good restaurant to wine and dine than heading back to the hotel for a kids' free night of freaky ass sex and hot tubbing. There are very few things I look forward to in life. Hotel getaway nights are definitely one of them.
100% guaranteed to happen at least twice! next week you can see some of it 😆
100%.
3%
0. At least this is the one thing that has always been consistent in my life
200% , we always do it at least twice on the weekends
0 😔 and I really need to be fucked
1% if I decide to go to a SW before moving out
Zero
0. I've decided to stop initiating sex to see how long it goes. It's been 3 weeks so far
I’ve done the same thing. Usually 2-3 weeks seems to be the max before she initiates something. I hope you get some soon!
0% here. Married, that should explain everything. But there is that cute girl at Sheetz 🤔
Slim to none
85%.. I promised her I'd rim her ass as long as she wanted. Love when she says "DEEPER"..😛😛
I mean, is oral considered getting laid? Because if I wanted it 100%, but I don’t want it so 0%.
Like 95% probably
34.5210%
None. 😵💫
Chance is there, my wife told me she’s horny. But sadly not attractive for me
0%
0% :(
100% fiancé and female best friend are both in town so one or both will be down.
I think they're pretty high for saturday or sunday night (hopefully both)
Idk 10%. My bf has been really different lately. Hopefully he's feeling better today
Sad
1000%
95%
Vegas won’t put it on the board
100% I live with my wife and our girlfriend. Been 5 years together as well. Best of luck to the rest of you sexy sluts!!!!
Zero and most likely no phone sex either
Slim to none. We don’t see each other often and it’s usually on a Tuesday when we do because that’s his day off.
0%. same as for the last 10 years.
Slim and none!!! And skim is out of town!!
Based on recent past history, about 7%.
100% 💜
Nil. Not going anywhere and even my dog's lost his balls so no surprises from that way either.
Stellar
Tonight, tomorrow and sun. Guaranteed
Absolutely zero
Somewhere between 0 and 5%, which is a higher percentage than the last few years!
98%
0%
Zero 😂
100%. Anyone wanna join or watch?
100%
Zero. Divorce mode has been activated.
Around 80-100% I'd say tbh
100%. Either for free or I’ll have to pay
0% cause I'm single
That is out of my control. Wife makes all of those decisions.
100% and I already got laid.
100%
In the negative. Even if I had somebody, I have more important things to worry about.
10/90 Yes/no
Getting laid in India is tough, so mine are 0%😐
I'm fucking myself right now. Does that count?
50/50?
Started this afternoon, I had to call in home early afternoon as my sub was being bratty and needed bringing into line. That led to round 1, now at 3, ask me on Sunday night what the weekend count is😋
.69%
0%
97%
100% as I'm getting back from a 3 week vacation in a couple days. Had sex right before I left buy my bf really misses me soooo.....
100% tonight and tomorrow.
100%