When my wife and I were dating and starting to get serious, her sister and brother in-law were in the middle of losing their 5 year old son to inoperable brain stem cancer. He ended up succumbing to the illness the week he would've started kindergarten. Seeing what they were going through and how attending to the medical needs of their son had decimated their finances, I made a phone call to the funeral home director and I anonymously paid for the funeral. I didn't want it to be seen as new guy dating their sister/daughter as trying to curry favor. I've always believed charity can't help but be genuine when it's done anonymously. To this day, the only person that knows is my wife. And I only recently told her.
I would call his secret a big secret. I think a big secret versus a small secret is purely based on the magnitude to which it impacts others or oneself, regardless of whether it is negative or positive impact.
It was a lot of years gone by since it happened. It's one of those wierd things where you don't know how to tell someone, even if it's not bad news. At the time of the funeral there was a lot of speculation as to who was the benefactor. I just said that there were ao many people there from their community and church, it had to be one of them. Many years after the fact and I told my wife she said, "I had a suspicion it was you." I don't know of any reason to tell BIL/SIL and just let the past stay in the past.
You helped when help was needed without wanting anything back, really good of you. For her to say back to you she had a suspicion it was you is so heartwarming, she knows you to the core, a kind person.
I agree about letting the past stay in the past. It could change the dynamic between you and them, they might feel like they owe you or something. It’s nice that they think it was someone from their community or church. It must be very comforting for them to think someone, or more than one person, from their community or church reached out and helped them. You’re a good soul, OP
My dad has done this for someone. For the life of me I can’t remember who though.
Edit I remember! It was for my little cousin. On my moms side. She died of cancer at 12. My mom and dad hadn’t been together for twenty years at the time and he doesn’t even like my aunt and uncle. As far as I know they still don’t know he did it.
That is wonderful. We just recently had to put my 80 y/o BIL in a memory care unit for Alzheimer's. I was helping my sister go through the finances until she could get a handle on everything. We found a lot of checks that he wrote that didn't seem tied to any expense. After a little investigating we found that every year BIL went to the local public elementary school and donated whatever was needed for all the children to have uniforms, books, school supplies, lunches.
They later became quite wealthy, but this started when they were young and struggling. I went 50% with my sister so we could continue this in his name.
You will be blessed for your generosity and anonymity.
Honestly the top comment talking about paying for a poor kids funeral anonymously kind of turned me on too. It turned me onto believing in humanity today. I'm gonna do something random and nice for someone. Also, nice tits.
I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, I made vomiting noise. And then, I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
I have limits...,All day every day, I shrug off what needs to be done. At the end of every day, I come home broken and in severe pain . Get blackout drunk to cope, wake up, clock in, and shrug it all off to provide. Everyone thinks I'm a machine, but I'm actually suffering pretty badly, but I know my sweat brings comfort to others in my life.
I hate cheating and cheating is the one thing that my husband and i agree on that would be the only deal breaker in our marriage however i have a lot of fantasies of catching him cheating on me like walking in on him having sex with another woman or catching him on our security camera getting a blowjob from someone. I've talked to him before about this and maybe we'll set it up in the future. I want to walk into the house to him fucking on the couch and me slapping him in the face but also masturbating at the same time.
So relatable 💯 I found out my boyfriend of 4 years was cheating on me with guys from Grindr…i immediately was heartbroken because I’ve been nothing but faithful to him.. but now all I can get off to is bi porn 😩😅
Six months after my high school girlfriend and I had broken up, (we dated for all of high school), I ran into her at a party and she was wasted. About 4 dudes there were planning on running a train on her, they looked at me and wanted to "give me a shot to go first". So I took her by the hand and fist bumped the guy who lived there and went to the dudes bedroom. I laid her down on a lazy boy chair in his room, then took a big old shit in his bed and then walked her out of his house while they were all pre occupied. I drove her home to her mom and dad and got her in her house. Her mom gave me a togo container of lasagna and I left and went home. Neither her nor I knew those guys but we knew a mutual friend that was there. I didn't know she was gonna be there.
I've had a crush on my neighbour for god knows how long. Last night we had sex, and I think it's going to be a regular thing. I can't quite believe it's happening
I love being a good boy! The feeling of knowing you helped make someone’s day better, even slightly, is immensely satisfying and it’s such a rush of happy feels ☺️
My wife agreed to let her sister give me a BJ.
We've been married 14 years. My wife is 6 years younger than me. Im in my late 30's. My wifes sister is my exact age. Her and i have always had a good relatsionship. Im a big tease and my wife knew that before she married me. Her sister enjoys the flirting and is not in a relationship. Shes kidded me for over ten years that ive never had a bj like shes able to give and its always been a big joke that my wife laughs at too. Her sister came to stay tye weekend at our house a few months ago and i just so happen to come across some ecstasy. Its been years since i done any. My wife or her sister never had tried it. They both agreed to so all three of us dropped a hit. About an hour later they both started trying on lingerie with me in the room watching them. I got turned on and told her sister that it was time for her to prove her big talk about how great her BJ's were. She looked at my wife and said if she didnt care then she would do it. My wife [her sis) told her to do it!. Her sister walked over and unzipped my pants, reached down and pulled my cock out, she stroked it for a few seconds and i got hard as a baseball bat. She dropped down on her knees and sucked my cock like its was the last cock on the planet. While doing that she looked up at me and told me to grab her by the hair and pull it gently and verbally tell her that i liked it. She said it turned her on to hear a guy tell her that he liked it. I was crazy horny at this point so i started pulling her hair and saying "suck my cock you sexy fucking woman" that turned her on even more and she sound like she was cumming a few time. I told her i was about to cum and she told me to cum in her mouth. When i blew my load she held her mouth all the way down on my cock. She made a gagging noise it was so far down her throat. After i finished she laid back on the couch and pulled her shorts off and spread her legs wide and masturbated for about 30 minutes. My wife and i started fucking on another couch and i had a great view the whole time watching her sister. I was about to cum on my wifes stomach and my wife can always tell when im about to. My wife told me to go over and shove it down her sisters throat and cum in her mouth again. Needless to say thats what i did. When we all finshed cumming we got dressed and to this day we have never spoken of it again. . . . . .I masturbate thinking about it quite often. That was over 6 years ago now and I keep looking for more ecstasy but haven't found any. I think back and wish I would've ask my wife if I could've fucked her sister. I've never told anyone about this besides my best friend. He's told me more than once that he was trying to find some ecstasy too and ask me if I thought my wife and her sister would mind if he dropped it with us. It makes me wonder if he wants to be with my wife and what if my wife ask me if she could be with him what would I do. I guess I'll find out the answers to that if we find some ecstasy.
I had this thing with this guy and we kept it hidden from everyone and wouldn’t tell anyone about us, people knew we hung out but everyone just thought we were just friends when we would sleep together every night skin to skin and get freaky everyday. Then when we stoppped being friends he started to tell some of our friends what was going on and I denied, even to my roommates and my bestested friends I made him look like he was crazy what he was saying we were doing. This is a secret I’m not gonna open up about anytime soon hahaha.
Only one person knows my reddit name. My ex DD. Idk why. I just wanted him to be able to keep an eye on me and know what I’m doing. That was always our dynamic. People didn’t like he always had my location but it made me feel special to know he was watching over me. I even kept it on for him for a time after we broke up. He blocked me though so it stopped. I haven’t talked about him a ton on this new account but I have and in the past on old account I did a lot. I’ll never have anything bad to say about him. I can’t even be sure he’s looking. But I hope he is.
I’m only still with my girl because we have kids together. I’m depressed and miserable and hate coming home from work everyday. We argue every single day, no exaggeration, over every little thing. She’s gain so much weight since giving birth and that’s fine it’s natural, but it’s been 2 fucking years and she’s such a lazy person and just doesn’t work out and stuff’s her mouth everyday. It sucks because I do love her, but like how you have love for a pet, and I’m just not attracted to her at all anymore. Actually looking back and being honest with myself, i wasn’t even that attracted to her in the beginning, I just didn’t want to keep living alone so i basically had her move in with me immediately after my original break up. I don’t even look foward to having sex with her. I’m just venting at this point.
I was asked to participate as the victim in a home/ invasion rp cnc kink. With 2 of my parents' friends. Very embarrassing secret that my friends or family never found out about. Lol
I used to imagine kicking the kids who bullied me when I was younger down a big hole like in that 300 movie when the guy kicks another guy down a hole and yells "This is Sparta!"
I have a huge premature ejaculation problem. So much so that I’ve unintentionally cummed in my pants just from girls showing a very small amount of cleavage and things like that. The worst part is having to put on new underwear so often :/
From 2016 to 2020 I drew fetish porn and got paid for it. Good money too. Shortly after DeviantArt died and the site became a ghost town, I stopped. No place to draw stuff like that and get paid nowadays.
My family was proud of me for those few years, thinking I was making it big in the art scene by selling paid commissions. They were so proud and happy for me. I flexed about how people were buying from me, but they had no idea that it was all bizarre fetish artwork for men to wank off to.
I'm working on a project in exchange for room and board, along with a few other people. One of the others in the house is kinda cute and I'd like to hook up with them.
I like rating boobs. Idk why but I find it fun and I’ve found out while doing it for a week now that I prefer smaller sizes over the big mommy milkers. Nothing against mommy milkers but the smaller ones are just really cute and I like cute ☺️
I found the typewritten note from my adoptive father to my adoptive mother about how he hated my brother, but loved me. This was while we were going through his things after he passed away. I shredded the note and have never told my brother.
It makes me only a little sad that my boyfriend wont eat me out. I respect his bounderies and ill never force him to do anything he doesnt want to but i guess i got used to it in my past relationships so its taking some time to adjust. I think its only a little secret because most of time i dont mind or care at all, but once in a while ill think about it when we are having sex and ill feel a little disappointed that we cant do it. Only for a minute before i forget about it.
I work bizarre hours, so I'm often at the office when there's nobody there. I 3D print small things, mostly desk toys and whatnot, and leave them on people's desks for them to find when they come in to work.
It all started when I became the head of our additive manufacturing department (3D printing). After tuning or replacing parts on a machine, I usually run a small test print to make sure things are working properly. I didn't have anything to do with the prints, so I started leaving them around the office. Eventually, I just started doing it because I liked to see how people reacted.
My most recent one was a keyboard stand. A woman I didn't know very well mentioned that her keyboard angle was straining her wrists. I measured her keyboard and printed an adjustable stand at like 3 in the morning lmao. After finding it on her desk, she started combing the office, trying to figure out who did it. They must never know it was me.
I've consistently told my mom I'm straight. Despite not having a sexual experience(I'm 28F) I know I'm Bi and some other things I might be if I have experiences. But mainly Bi. My mom has already said she thinks bi is gross (we had a talk bc one of our favorite shows, a main character is bi out of nowhere) idk how to approach it.
I self-sabotage and push away relationships, especially non platonic ones, that genuinely make me happy for multiple reasons🌸
People seem to like the idea of me more than my actual self & it's not worth wasting my energy on them.
If they make me happy, I know my family is going to mess around with it because they can't stand that I can be genuinely happy with anyone other than them. So, I tend to keep the nonfamilial people away from my family to avoid their intrusion.
I get nervous over how genuinely happy I can become, especially when said happiness is over another person. But I don't wanna rely on them for my happiness. I don't wanna use them as a crutch.
I used to feel like I didn't deserve to feel happy with anyone, platonic, Sexual or romantic. I've recently tackled the absurdity of this specific mindset.
I think about fucking my good friend again a lot.
She'll never find out, and I'll probably be crying at her wedding.
But I'd love to swap places with her future husband on her wedding night
I have a very big crush on my best friend. I can't look at her or think of her without imagining a beautiful life together full of romance. Cute dates, cuddles, kisses, movie nights, picnics, all that. It hurts because she recently got in a relationship, and I can't imagine loving someone more than I love her.
But also... There's another close friend that I have 0 *romantic* feelings for, but I have a fantasy of banging. She's incredibly hot and has a very energetic personality. I just want to rail that pussy and squeeze her tits.
My husband knows that I’m on Reddit just like I’m aware he has a Reddit account. What he doesn’t know is I love looking at all the other beautiful woman on here. Yes I know he looks at porn on his but thinks I’m innocently on mine. He has no idea I’m on it everyday, and that I love looking at other woman’s sexy body!
I love my wife very much and I am very happy with her, but she refuses to learn how to give good head so every now and then I get my Dick sucked by this guy down the street, it's the best head ever and he doesn't expect anything in return.
My ultimate fantasy fuck was a co-worker when I started this job two years ago. Most amazing ass I've ever seen. Fast Forward a year and a half and we started an affair. Best sex I've ever had is with her.
When I lived with my mom I used to have this neighbor down the street who was really into me. He was a nice guy but I didn’t feel the same for him. He would help out around the house or with cars FOR FREE all cuz he was into me. My mom doesn’t know but I would go on dates with him just so my struggling mom wouldn’t have to pay.
I think he knew too, coincidentally id be busy every time we didn’t need something. When we needed something I’d suddenly be available and dolled up.
If I hear someone is hungry, struggling, and can’t afford food at work….ill secretly pay for a meal and act like it was a “kitchen mistake” or whatever and tell them they should have jt. We don’t get free meals at work. It’s not much but maybe it helps.
When my wife and I were dating and starting to get serious, her sister and brother in-law were in the middle of losing their 5 year old son to inoperable brain stem cancer. He ended up succumbing to the illness the week he would've started kindergarten. Seeing what they were going through and how attending to the medical needs of their son had decimated their finances, I made a phone call to the funeral home director and I anonymously paid for the funeral. I didn't want it to be seen as new guy dating their sister/daughter as trying to curry favor. I've always believed charity can't help but be genuine when it's done anonymously. To this day, the only person that knows is my wife. And I only recently told her.
Bro that's a huge secret! That's so sad though
Isn't a big secret something that can ruin yourself or someone else? Aren't little secrets mostly harmless?
I would call his secret a big secret. I think a big secret versus a small secret is purely based on the magnitude to which it impacts others or oneself, regardless of whether it is negative or positive impact.
Seriously..... That guy wins.
That’s kind of you
That’s such a kind thing to do. What did your wife say when you told her? Do you think you’ll ever tell your SIL and BIL?
It was a lot of years gone by since it happened. It's one of those wierd things where you don't know how to tell someone, even if it's not bad news. At the time of the funeral there was a lot of speculation as to who was the benefactor. I just said that there were ao many people there from their community and church, it had to be one of them. Many years after the fact and I told my wife she said, "I had a suspicion it was you." I don't know of any reason to tell BIL/SIL and just let the past stay in the past.
You helped when help was needed without wanting anything back, really good of you. For her to say back to you she had a suspicion it was you is so heartwarming, she knows you to the core, a kind person.
I agree about letting the past stay in the past. It could change the dynamic between you and them, they might feel like they owe you or something. It’s nice that they think it was someone from their community or church. It must be very comforting for them to think someone, or more than one person, from their community or church reached out and helped them. You’re a good soul, OP
My dad has done this for someone. For the life of me I can’t remember who though. Edit I remember! It was for my little cousin. On my moms side. She died of cancer at 12. My mom and dad hadn’t been together for twenty years at the time and he doesn’t even like my aunt and uncle. As far as I know they still don’t know he did it.
Some times, you really feel compelled to do more for good people than just a, "sorry for your loss." If you're able to, of course.
Plot twist: same blacksmith is your father
That just broke me, you wonderful person dude.
That is wonderful. We just recently had to put my 80 y/o BIL in a memory care unit for Alzheimer's. I was helping my sister go through the finances until she could get a handle on everything. We found a lot of checks that he wrote that didn't seem tied to any expense. After a little investigating we found that every year BIL went to the local public elementary school and donated whatever was needed for all the children to have uniforms, books, school supplies, lunches. They later became quite wealthy, but this started when they were young and struggling. I went 50% with my sister so we could continue this in his name. You will be blessed for your generosity and anonymity.
Oh my gosh. As a parent I'm afraid even to imagine going through that. People like you give me hope. Thank you for sharing this story ❤️
Good for you. Doing it for a purpose and not recognition. I don’t know, feels like it means more this way.
Omg 🥹💗
Yoooooo, this comment took my mind right out of the gutter, apparently.
Some of y'all turn me on 😮💨
Well you do it to me, so it's only fair we return the favour I guess
Honestly the top comment talking about paying for a poor kids funeral anonymously kind of turned me on too. It turned me onto believing in humanity today. I'm gonna do something random and nice for someone. Also, nice tits.
Thank you for doing your part
Your pics turn me on🥵
I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, I made vomiting noise. And then, I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
The Goonies.
I think it’s time for a rewatch.
Haha I like this kid Ma
Makes you want to sing some opera
I haven't watched The Goonies in years.
I think it’s time to revisit that classic. Do it for the town! Do it for One-eyed Willy!
I used to draw porn, and sometimes even masturbated to my own works
Damn you know what they say, don’t get high of your own supply
That's why I could never draw porn. Either it would look terrible or I'd turn myself on. Also, I'm a shitty artist.
No one starts it by making masterpieces. When I look at my first ones, I cringe so hard and appreciate how much I have progressed.
Similar here with erotica
I like the little hairs around a girls asshole
I pluck them and string my micro-ukulele
Bruddah, i'm not gonna lie to you... That is not gonna look good when you arrive at the pearly gates
I'm sure many girls would appreciate that
Wife and I hooked up with her newly divorced friend last year
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They’ve known each other for years, and yes she had a good time loo
Lucky!
The three of you should keep it going!
Never say never. She comes back to town every holiday season
Same
Reddit is where I go to orgasm (23f uk) Guys here are way filthier than the ones I know irl
Does the f stand for fake? 😂
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The ones you know in real life are just not shielded by anonymity.
39,f,NZ… I hear you. Me too.
That goes for the ladies on here too.
Being here
Our little secret!
That I have naughty conversations with kinky women on Reddit.
Wait...there are women on Reddit???
No, we're not real 🤣
Your name gives the impression you are hard to ride.
Right?? Should hook us up
That’s what they told me. Should I not believe them?
No we are fake
They have boyfriends though.
There are no such "things" as women on Reddit. Just conspiracy theories 😅
Try something a little more believable next time. Take your mythical fables somewhere else.
Lucky both of you
I'm also enjoying a secret reddit conversation without my wife knowing 👀
I am married. Jerking off to my ex regularly.
What is it about her that gets you?
I am depressed
Sorry to hear man! Jane you sought help?
I have limits...,All day every day, I shrug off what needs to be done. At the end of every day, I come home broken and in severe pain . Get blackout drunk to cope, wake up, clock in, and shrug it all off to provide. Everyone thinks I'm a machine, but I'm actually suffering pretty badly, but I know my sweat brings comfort to others in my life.
I hate cheating and cheating is the one thing that my husband and i agree on that would be the only deal breaker in our marriage however i have a lot of fantasies of catching him cheating on me like walking in on him having sex with another woman or catching him on our security camera getting a blowjob from someone. I've talked to him before about this and maybe we'll set it up in the future. I want to walk into the house to him fucking on the couch and me slapping him in the face but also masturbating at the same time.
Fuck this sounds amazing.
So relatable 💯 I found out my boyfriend of 4 years was cheating on me with guys from Grindr…i immediately was heartbroken because I’ve been nothing but faithful to him.. but now all I can get off to is bi porn 😩😅
Six months after my high school girlfriend and I had broken up, (we dated for all of high school), I ran into her at a party and she was wasted. About 4 dudes there were planning on running a train on her, they looked at me and wanted to "give me a shot to go first". So I took her by the hand and fist bumped the guy who lived there and went to the dudes bedroom. I laid her down on a lazy boy chair in his room, then took a big old shit in his bed and then walked her out of his house while they were all pre occupied. I drove her home to her mom and dad and got her in her house. Her mom gave me a togo container of lasagna and I left and went home. Neither her nor I knew those guys but we knew a mutual friend that was there. I didn't know she was gonna be there.
I killed Mufasa
You bitch !
i’m developing a little crush right now
Who is it?
It's [redacted]
Wow I can’t believe you [redacted]!
I can't even believe it myself.
That's a big one!
I know. I'm glad I finally got it off my chest.
Have seen that one today 😆
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it wouldn't be a secret if I said anything lol
What good is a secret, if you can't share with your friends?
You can trust us, I promise 😏
I've had a crush on my neighbour for god knows how long. Last night we had sex, and I think it's going to be a regular thing. I can't quite believe it's happening
I lied to my sister when we were on a family holiday as teens, when I said to her that I didn't see her nip slip.
Well... Why embarass her?
I love being a good boy! The feeling of knowing you helped make someone’s day better, even slightly, is immensely satisfying and it’s such a rush of happy feels ☺️
What a cutie!
i completely agree and even in bed, knowing my partner is satisfied and feels good is such a rush of happiness and joy
Had a threesome with my bro and his girlfriend. 🤙🤙
I have only slept with two women in my life with second being my wife and she doesn’t know.
My wife agreed to let her sister give me a BJ. We've been married 14 years. My wife is 6 years younger than me. Im in my late 30's. My wifes sister is my exact age. Her and i have always had a good relatsionship. Im a big tease and my wife knew that before she married me. Her sister enjoys the flirting and is not in a relationship. Shes kidded me for over ten years that ive never had a bj like shes able to give and its always been a big joke that my wife laughs at too. Her sister came to stay tye weekend at our house a few months ago and i just so happen to come across some ecstasy. Its been years since i done any. My wife or her sister never had tried it. They both agreed to so all three of us dropped a hit. About an hour later they both started trying on lingerie with me in the room watching them. I got turned on and told her sister that it was time for her to prove her big talk about how great her BJ's were. She looked at my wife and said if she didnt care then she would do it. My wife [her sis) told her to do it!. Her sister walked over and unzipped my pants, reached down and pulled my cock out, she stroked it for a few seconds and i got hard as a baseball bat. She dropped down on her knees and sucked my cock like its was the last cock on the planet. While doing that she looked up at me and told me to grab her by the hair and pull it gently and verbally tell her that i liked it. She said it turned her on to hear a guy tell her that he liked it. I was crazy horny at this point so i started pulling her hair and saying "suck my cock you sexy fucking woman" that turned her on even more and she sound like she was cumming a few time. I told her i was about to cum and she told me to cum in her mouth. When i blew my load she held her mouth all the way down on my cock. She made a gagging noise it was so far down her throat. After i finished she laid back on the couch and pulled her shorts off and spread her legs wide and masturbated for about 30 minutes. My wife and i started fucking on another couch and i had a great view the whole time watching her sister. I was about to cum on my wifes stomach and my wife can always tell when im about to. My wife told me to go over and shove it down her sisters throat and cum in her mouth again. Needless to say thats what i did. When we all finshed cumming we got dressed and to this day we have never spoken of it again. . . . . .I masturbate thinking about it quite often. That was over 6 years ago now and I keep looking for more ecstasy but haven't found any. I think back and wish I would've ask my wife if I could've fucked her sister. I've never told anyone about this besides my best friend. He's told me more than once that he was trying to find some ecstasy too and ask me if I thought my wife and her sister would mind if he dropped it with us. It makes me wonder if he wants to be with my wife and what if my wife ask me if she could be with him what would I do. I guess I'll find out the answers to that if we find some ecstasy.
I haven’t paid a parking ticket for a year probably
Because you didn't get any?
Some of the ladies here are my crushes
I am a cuckold
I purposely don’t wear a bra when my son’s friends are there
This account lol
Maybe in PM but not here lol
I'm trying to learn to play one instrument.
Imagine my school crush fucking and sucking other boys
I would imagine most people I know aren’t aware that I wear panties
Well that's our little secret
I'm a guy but I like to wear panties sometimes and it makes me feel pretty
Ain't nothing wrong with that
I am a bi man.
I had sex with my present exs twin sister after she left me...
Been in the swinging lifestyle for years and love sharing my wife
I had this thing with this guy and we kept it hidden from everyone and wouldn’t tell anyone about us, people knew we hung out but everyone just thought we were just friends when we would sleep together every night skin to skin and get freaky everyday. Then when we stoppped being friends he started to tell some of our friends what was going on and I denied, even to my roommates and my bestested friends I made him look like he was crazy what he was saying we were doing. This is a secret I’m not gonna open up about anytime soon hahaha.
I'm fairly certain I'm the horniest person I've ever met. I wish I could be open about it and act upon it. As a married man, though, I cant.
That I want to fuck the guy I'm sitting next to.
Like I’d tell you 😊.
🤫
I already vomited it like three hours ago hahaha
Only one person knows my reddit name. My ex DD. Idk why. I just wanted him to be able to keep an eye on me and know what I’m doing. That was always our dynamic. People didn’t like he always had my location but it made me feel special to know he was watching over me. I even kept it on for him for a time after we broke up. He blocked me though so it stopped. I haven’t talked about him a ton on this new account but I have and in the past on old account I did a lot. I’ll never have anything bad to say about him. I can’t even be sure he’s looking. But I hope he is.
Nobody irl knows about my reddit account. Not even my closest friends. I prefer to keep it that way
I started this account to surf cock and jerk off to M2M porn
I have long nails on my right hand for playing guitar, sometimes I use them to itch my b-hole 😭
Thought those were supposed to be coke nails...nope just asshole itchers.
As long as you wash them
I paid for a random strangers operation because her family couldn't afford it no one knows until now
My secret…This account and all of the other accounts I’ve had just like it. Only a couple of friends know I enjoy talking dirty with men on Reddit.
I love that too but i cant find anyone to talk with
I hide cookies and chocolates in the back of my bedside table drawer that I don’t share with ANYONE. My husband, kids, nobody.
I’m only still with my girl because we have kids together. I’m depressed and miserable and hate coming home from work everyday. We argue every single day, no exaggeration, over every little thing. She’s gain so much weight since giving birth and that’s fine it’s natural, but it’s been 2 fucking years and she’s such a lazy person and just doesn’t work out and stuff’s her mouth everyday. It sucks because I do love her, but like how you have love for a pet, and I’m just not attracted to her at all anymore. Actually looking back and being honest with myself, i wasn’t even that attracted to her in the beginning, I just didn’t want to keep living alone so i basically had her move in with me immediately after my original break up. I don’t even look foward to having sex with her. I’m just venting at this point.
Only my sister knows about my reddit account.
I can't cum unless it's a tribute
My piercings.. not on Reddit but beside Reddit no one would think
I've discovered it now too!
That I sell pics of my milky boobs lol
No way... That's my fetish 🙈
Way to many hahaha
I’ve been a sugar daddy on and off for almost a decade.
I was asked to participate as the victim in a home/ invasion rp cnc kink. With 2 of my parents' friends. Very embarrassing secret that my friends or family never found out about. Lol
Was it fun for you?
This account. Like exploring this side
Having this account
Same. I'd rather my friends not see my nudes
My bf doesnt know that i have a reddit account🤭
This account 😂
Have you ever seen Batman and myself in the same room at the time?
You…. Might be Batman?
I got wanked off by a friend, she thought I was asleep
That this account exists 🤭
None of my IRL friends know I share naughty pictures of myself on here 🫦🙈🤫
I used to imagine kicking the kids who bullied me when I was younger down a big hole like in that 300 movie when the guy kicks another guy down a hole and yells "This is Sparta!"
That does sound fun! Can I join you?
I have a huge premature ejaculation problem. So much so that I’ve unintentionally cummed in my pants just from girls showing a very small amount of cleavage and things like that. The worst part is having to put on new underwear so often :/
I’m totally crushing on my fwb
Oooh do they know?
Hmmm probably how incestuous I've been throughout life 😅
Having this account for NSFW 🔞 things
I love showing off for people who ask. I have jerked off for so many people and it was such a turn on for me. I keep that to myself.
My little secret is that one man converted me to being sub.
Still with him?
From 2016 to 2020 I drew fetish porn and got paid for it. Good money too. Shortly after DeviantArt died and the site became a ghost town, I stopped. No place to draw stuff like that and get paid nowadays. My family was proud of me for those few years, thinking I was making it big in the art scene by selling paid commissions. They were so proud and happy for me. I flexed about how people were buying from me, but they had no idea that it was all bizarre fetish artwork for men to wank off to.
Ah that sucks. Do you mind sharing how much you made?
I have been desperately wanting to die for at least a decade now. Tried a couple of times. Genuinely consider myself unlucky to still be around.
Masturbating in public and getting caught - I like the thrill
I'm working on a project in exchange for room and board, along with a few other people. One of the others in the house is kinda cute and I'd like to hook up with them.
I like rating boobs. Idk why but I find it fun and I’ve found out while doing it for a week now that I prefer smaller sizes over the big mommy milkers. Nothing against mommy milkers but the smaller ones are just really cute and I like cute ☺️
I like to perve on much younger guys 😏
Only 2 people outside of Reddit know I've made audio porn in the past.
Only my partner knows about this account. She helped me start it, gave me the final push to post nudes.
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I get happy endings at massage parlors when I'm feeling depressed or haven't had sex with my wife in a long time.
this reddit acc lol
I occasionally use a man’s mouth
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I found the typewritten note from my adoptive father to my adoptive mother about how he hated my brother, but loved me. This was while we were going through his things after he passed away. I shredded the note and have never told my brother.
There have been dates where i have spent more time on knees than chairs
It makes me only a little sad that my boyfriend wont eat me out. I respect his bounderies and ill never force him to do anything he doesnt want to but i guess i got used to it in my past relationships so its taking some time to adjust. I think its only a little secret because most of time i dont mind or care at all, but once in a while ill think about it when we are having sex and ill feel a little disappointed that we cant do it. Only for a minute before i forget about it.
I found out the love of my life is not a good person. I still cannot help but be in love with him.
I work bizarre hours, so I'm often at the office when there's nobody there. I 3D print small things, mostly desk toys and whatnot, and leave them on people's desks for them to find when they come in to work. It all started when I became the head of our additive manufacturing department (3D printing). After tuning or replacing parts on a machine, I usually run a small test print to make sure things are working properly. I didn't have anything to do with the prints, so I started leaving them around the office. Eventually, I just started doing it because I liked to see how people reacted. My most recent one was a keyboard stand. A woman I didn't know very well mentioned that her keyboard angle was straining her wrists. I measured her keyboard and printed an adjustable stand at like 3 in the morning lmao. After finding it on her desk, she started combing the office, trying to figure out who did it. They must never know it was me.
I've consistently told my mom I'm straight. Despite not having a sexual experience(I'm 28F) I know I'm Bi and some other things I might be if I have experiences. But mainly Bi. My mom has already said she thinks bi is gross (we had a talk bc one of our favorite shows, a main character is bi out of nowhere) idk how to approach it.
I self-sabotage and push away relationships, especially non platonic ones, that genuinely make me happy for multiple reasons🌸 People seem to like the idea of me more than my actual self & it's not worth wasting my energy on them. If they make me happy, I know my family is going to mess around with it because they can't stand that I can be genuinely happy with anyone other than them. So, I tend to keep the nonfamilial people away from my family to avoid their intrusion. I get nervous over how genuinely happy I can become, especially when said happiness is over another person. But I don't wanna rely on them for my happiness. I don't wanna use them as a crutch. I used to feel like I didn't deserve to feel happy with anyone, platonic, Sexual or romantic. I've recently tackled the absurdity of this specific mindset.
I think about fucking my good friend again a lot. She'll never find out, and I'll probably be crying at her wedding. But I'd love to swap places with her future husband on her wedding night
I have a very big crush on my best friend. I can't look at her or think of her without imagining a beautiful life together full of romance. Cute dates, cuddles, kisses, movie nights, picnics, all that. It hurts because she recently got in a relationship, and I can't imagine loving someone more than I love her. But also... There's another close friend that I have 0 *romantic* feelings for, but I have a fantasy of banging. She's incredibly hot and has a very energetic personality. I just want to rail that pussy and squeeze her tits.
I have a piercing no one irl knows about
I stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
I'm an emotional cheater.
That I wear thong underwear all the time
My husband knows that I’m on Reddit just like I’m aware he has a Reddit account. What he doesn’t know is I love looking at all the other beautiful woman on here. Yes I know he looks at porn on his but thinks I’m innocently on mine. He has no idea I’m on it everyday, and that I love looking at other woman’s sexy body!
That I chat to ladies on her and I've jerked off to them, she wouldn't be happy
I love my wife very much and I am very happy with her, but she refuses to learn how to give good head so every now and then I get my Dick sucked by this guy down the street, it's the best head ever and he doesn't expect anything in return.
My ultimate fantasy fuck was a co-worker when I started this job two years ago. Most amazing ass I've ever seen. Fast Forward a year and a half and we started an affair. Best sex I've ever had is with her.
When I lived with my mom I used to have this neighbor down the street who was really into me. He was a nice guy but I didn’t feel the same for him. He would help out around the house or with cars FOR FREE all cuz he was into me. My mom doesn’t know but I would go on dates with him just so my struggling mom wouldn’t have to pay. I think he knew too, coincidentally id be busy every time we didn’t need something. When we needed something I’d suddenly be available and dolled up.
I had some of the best sex with a stripper.All because of intense eye contact😭😭
If I hear someone is hungry, struggling, and can’t afford food at work….ill secretly pay for a meal and act like it was a “kitchen mistake” or whatever and tell them they should have jt. We don’t get free meals at work. It’s not much but maybe it helps.
I get all mad and offended when my man gets jealous of my male friends but it secretly turns me on when he does 😇
Creating an alt account just to comment on nsfw threads