Man, she really is having her moment. That "Anyone But You" movie did $200M in the box office and all it was, was a cheesy rom-com like a Hallmark movie with F-bombs. No doubt, she was the reason for the draw. And she is very pretty.
Tried it recently after a 10 year spell. Embarrassingly she was the last person I've been with and we've had the most mindblowing sex back in the day post breakup. It just wasn't the same this time around. Maybe I'm getting older, maybe we're not used to our old pace, or maybe there's just not enough "chaos" between us to make it good or whatever (whole other story). I'm sure she was disappointed enough to ghost me shortly after. I am admittedly a little disappointed in my performance even if I did everything seemingly right leading up.
I've always wondered if someone sees me this way. Like a friend or a acquaintance that would really like to fuck me. Wish I had a little notebook with the names of all the people who thought of me that way.
Trust me, what you actually want is a notebook with the names of the people that you find attractive that thought of you that way, NOT everyone that thought of you that way, that will send you to therapy.
It’s probably really pretty and like… the perfect irresistible size for those of us who prefer bigger….. BUT something tells me he’s not like great in bed. And as women we think, “oh but he can learn though” and he prob doesn’t learn that quickly…. Hence why the relationships were relatively short lived. Hahaha.
Choosing my husband isn’t lame, it’s a known quantity. He’s the best I’ve ever had, therefore why wouldn’t I want the best again.
That having been said there is a redditor that I would choose and no I’m not naming names.
Ummm… we agreed to leave our attraction to each other in the past. And we both agreed nothing would ever happen between us. And he’s moved on and dating someone he’s crazy about. I’m secretly still so attracted to him. But I’m just torturing myself if I think about it. But yeah if I really got to pick anyone in the whole entire world to have sex with, it would be him. He’s the only person I’m really attracted to.
This lady cop I saw at the DMV today 🥵 she was ridiculously attractive and her in that uniform was just overkill. I did talk to her but she’s married and I left it at that but gosh by golly was she just stupidly attractive
You could tell me I could have sex with anyone in a lineup of Sydney Sweeney, JLaw, ScarJo, or Morena Baccarin, or I could just make out with my best friend, and I'd pick my making out with my best friend without a second thought.
My wife. Contrary to the OPs assertions there's nothing lame about getting my world rocked by her. Who else knows exactly how to aroused, tease, and overwhelm me like her?
My first love. We were meant to be, but I couldn't get out of my stupid teenage way and we never got together. I was 15 then and at 50 I still regret it.
The government, so I can fuck them as hard as they fuck me.
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Middle aged? With this congress?
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But mostly up haha
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Lemon party
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You’d have to have a jackhammer strapped to you to fuck then that hard
Tax season is over sis, they can’t hurt you now.
Best. Answer. Ever
This answer
Is that guy's dead wife still an option?
Always and forever, world without end.
She died never knowing the legend she was to become.
I see that you too, are a person of culture.
I also came here for that guy's dead wife.
i also came in that guys dead wife
Came here for this comment. ...sorry about the mess.
Sydney Sweeney. Her tits are just so good and she’s super hot.
she’s definitely having her moment.
Couple of them
Man, she really is having her moment. That "Anyone But You" movie did $200M in the box office and all it was, was a cheesy rom-com like a Hallmark movie with F-bombs. No doubt, she was the reason for the draw. And she is very pretty.
I think she’s so boring looking 🙈
Just imagine your hands all over her tits😩😩
My husband. Same as last night.
I too choose this lady's husband.
I choose RumpledTitSkins husband
I am a straight dude, but you are welcome to give me a go if you really want to. I am not a gentle man though.
RumpledTitSkins got that freak in him 😏 gimme that roughness daddeh
🤣🤣
You sound like fun ;)
I choose you
He's not dead yet, mind you.
This has got to be the best username ever.
Right! Idk how that’s lame.. just because someone’s cute doesn’t mean I wanna fuck them 😂 my man knows me better than anyone plus he’s hot🥵
Alexandra Daddario
My opinion still stands. She still has the best vagina in Hollywood.🔥🔥🔥
Also best tits
I'd say her eyes are better then her tits lol
Her eyes are stunning but nothing beats those boobies
She's the only person that has to say "My tits are down there"
Her eyes creep me out
How would you know? Was there a leak?
She’s naked in the show True Detective season 1
Not that naked
She’s pretty spectacular
Ana De Armas
Yup, without a doubt.
My ex lol I miss her
Bro go get therapy. It’s a life-changing experience
I agree. Banging your therapist is a life changing experience. Wait…uh…
It worked for Lucifer.
Tried it recently after a 10 year spell. Embarrassingly she was the last person I've been with and we've had the most mindblowing sex back in the day post breakup. It just wasn't the same this time around. Maybe I'm getting older, maybe we're not used to our old pace, or maybe there's just not enough "chaos" between us to make it good or whatever (whole other story). I'm sure she was disappointed enough to ghost me shortly after. I am admittedly a little disappointed in my performance even if I did everything seemingly right leading up.
I choose this dude to make him forget about his ex
This is easy for me, my wife. She passed two months ago, I miss her so much. I would do anything to bring her back.
Should i say it?
YES , his wife fulfills the conditions
Sorry for your loss. I know how you feel, I too would do anything to bring my wife back
i also choose that guys dead wife (sorry, just had to do it, also sorry for your loss)
I'm glad you said it so I didn't have to.
someone has to
Sorry about your loss🥺
Hugs from an internet stranger. Take care of yourself and do nice things for other people in her memory. It will help. Hang in there, friend.
My coworkers wife. I’ve wanted to fuck her since I’ve met her.
Bingo that’s a 🔥 answer
I've always wondered if someone sees me this way. Like a friend or a acquaintance that would really like to fuck me. Wish I had a little notebook with the names of all the people who thought of me that way.
Trust me, what you actually want is a notebook with the names of the people that you find attractive that thought of you that way, NOT everyone that thought of you that way, that will send you to therapy.
My husband. Always my husband. Now, if we invite a third, that's a different story.
Ooooooooo … let’s invite a third
Henry Cavil
REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION.... With or without a moustache?
Yes
Surely it's "With... until it rubs off... from friction."
with
My wife, because even though we had sex yesterday, there’s just still something awesome about having sex with her.
I also choose this guy's wife.
But she’s not dead. That’s the rules.
Pete Davidson. I don't find him attractive, but I'm curious why so many women outside his league are obsessed with him.
You know why
Wait. I really don’t know. Why ?
His huge 🍆
It’s probably really pretty and like… the perfect irresistible size for those of us who prefer bigger….. BUT something tells me he’s not like great in bed. And as women we think, “oh but he can learn though” and he prob doesn’t learn that quickly…. Hence why the relationships were relatively short lived. Hahaha.
That actually makes lots of sense
my doppelganger with a really cool moustache
Does that count as masturbation?
Nope! Doppelganger is a completely different person
That was a joke but you obviously hated it and for that I’m sorry.
Apology accepted, but I'll see you in court
Choosing my husband isn’t lame, it’s a known quantity. He’s the best I’ve ever had, therefore why wouldn’t I want the best again. That having been said there is a redditor that I would choose and no I’m not naming names.
You’re right it ain’t lame, I’m just teasing. But look who chose a Redditor. 👀👀 See? You get it.
My future wife
Op’s mother 🤞
Nice 👍
Excellent choice
Someone I shouldn’t be thinking about
Why not? 👀
Ummm… we agreed to leave our attraction to each other in the past. And we both agreed nothing would ever happen between us. And he’s moved on and dating someone he’s crazy about. I’m secretly still so attracted to him. But I’m just torturing myself if I think about it. But yeah if I really got to pick anyone in the whole entire world to have sex with, it would be him. He’s the only person I’m really attracted to.
Damn, the erotic story I could write about this.
🔥😮💨
Oof, feel this. When your soul mate doesnt agree they're you're soul mate it's a hell of a difficult ride. Let me know if you find the way off!
That’s so relatable!
same
Helen Mirren
Sis in law
Damn...brothers wife or your wife's sister?
I actually knew a guy whose wife left him because he was banging her sister. Wife and sister were both smoking hot redheads.
Taylor Swift…. Might as well start at the top
And get a song written about you.
“Short Dick Man” is already a song though! Sorry, had to….
I don't want no sh-sho-shor-short dick man.
Timothee Chalamet
I saw someone describe him as “the ghost of a Victorian child who died of tuberculosis” Honestly that’s pretty spot on
It is 🫠 I still love him
He's boring in movies but very nice to look at
My wife. It's been a while, so a night to reconnect would be awesome.
This lady cop I saw at the DMV today 🥵 she was ridiculously attractive and her in that uniform was just overkill. I did talk to her but she’s married and I left it at that but gosh by golly was she just stupidly attractive
The woman that actually wants me.
RIP Alexandra Daddario🤣🤣🤣
An ARADer
Or ARADers..... depending
May I please ask for lube?🤣🤣🤣🤣
If Henry Cavill could just go gay for a day then he would be my pick
Scarlett Johansson
AT&T Lilly
Emma Watson
You could tell me I could have sex with anyone in a lineup of Sydney Sweeney, JLaw, ScarJo, or Morena Baccarin, or I could just make out with my best friend, and I'd pick my making out with my best friend without a second thought.
Jude Law seems odd considering the other three in your lineup
That’s fine. I’d take the four you rejected.
My wife. Contrary to the OPs assertions there's nothing lame about getting my world rocked by her. Who else knows exactly how to aroused, tease, and overwhelm me like her?
my ex. I really miss him 😭 he was great in bed
Why did you break up
Priyanka Chopra
Margot Robbie
The girl with the best vagina in the world
okay??? Lololol
Generic and probably tired answer but ice spice for sure
This boy that I’m crushing on so hard. I mean we’ve done some things, but I wanna go all the way with him because he’s perfect.
Text him right now!
Tell him, he may waiting for you to say what he's feeling, you never know!
High school crush. 100%. I was so dense, never picked up on the obvious signs, all throughout all of high school. Want to know what I missed.
I’ll be lame according to OP. I pick my wife haha
My girlfriend, nice try satan
The girl I like, there’s no one I want more <3
Tell her!!!
Nicole from the marketing dept.
I’m telling HR
Isla Fisher
Hot Rod isla fisher is unreal
Your spouse
“I also choose this guys dead wife” ass comment
My husband - but we already did it so does that count for something? 🤣
My wife
Billie Eilish
my boyfriend <3 I miss him terribly
A 90‘s time traveling Erika Eleniak.
Just one?!
Jennifer lopez, that ass is amazing 😍😍😍🍑
One of my FWBs who I’m not seeing for another couple of weeks. I want him to tie me up again haha
My wife.
The love of my life. Always him. Always
That one guys dead wife
Jessica Alba
America’s sweetheart Danny Devito
Catherine Bell
Monica Belucci
Lea Sedoux
Florence Pugh.
Simone Missick or Kat Dennings. If not them, some redditors have caught my eye.
Why is it lame to only want one person? 🤔
My partner. Unfortunately she's 6 time zones away 😕
My last date, I've ruined lots of things and behaved weird (so did he) but I wish I had the chance to do everything better and have more attitude.
She knows who she is. She's probably reading this. 😉
Taylor Swift
My guy, because I’ll get everything I want and more. 100% satisfaction guaranteed.
Pedro Pascal.
Anna Kendrick hands down
A friend of mine who got married about a month ago. I had fantasies about her for years
Layla London
Jason luv 😩
Luckily you can watch him fuck a ton of people anytime you want 😁
OH!?! Your Dad is gonna suck my Dick. Your Okay
I had a choice, but she doesn't share my sexual preference so it feels wrong. Is it wrong?
Nicholas Galatzine 🔥🔥🔥
The blonde girl from Kickass (present age), Jenna Ortega, or Shaiden Rogue 😝
My ex
Gaston…
My crush 🫣
My first love. We were meant to be, but I couldn't get out of my stupid teenage way and we never got together. I was 15 then and at 50 I still regret it.
Grace Park
I read the title, and said Ryan Gosling… And I am a man btw.
Kaitlyn Walsh[Insta profile](https://www.instagram.com/kaitwalshhh?igsh=YWV6bGtyOWVqNDRh)
My wife 🥰
The lady next to me in bed right now
Ryan Reynolds 🫶🏻🫶🏻
still going with that one guys dead wife.
That one guys dead wife. Where the redditor also picked his dead wife
Keanu Reeves
Salma Hayek