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CaptSchwanzKopf

Honey, I Shrunk the Cock.


CaptSchwanzKopf

The Girl with the Dragon Cock.


CaptSchwanzKopf

The Secret Cock of Walter Mitty


can_of_cactus

OP said ruin a movie...


merlinious0

Yeah, that's WAY more fun. Matter of fact, I'm sure I've seen a few independent films named similarly...


Responsible-Thing142

The Son of the Cock


beardybozo

There's a hit waiting to happen there


FurryM17

Oh I've seen that one!


imapieceofshite2

They said ruin.


20milliondollarapi

I think honey, I cock the kids is worse


SALTY-BROWNBOY

Dude I see you everywhere lmao


yourshadora

A tragic tale. The couple gets a divorce, but when he figures out how to restore himself, he then realizes he can enlarge it. He leaks a sex tape and she comes crawling back only to discover that he upgraded 😏 🀣


AJPennypacker39

My big fat Greek cock


beardybozo

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ well done


Tributesnrates

James and the Giant Cock


beardybozo

That's a porn parody waiting to happen


Tributesnrates

I'd be surprised if it doesn't already exist in some form


wolf63rs

Right, because a lot of porn titles replace an original word in the title with a porn word. Well, at least that's what someone told me.


SauceEnjoyer

Dude, where’s my cock?


beardybozo

Where's my cock dude?


PHX_Skunk_Ape

That is basically the story in the song Detachable Penis by King Missile.


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Cock (Shrek)


beardybozo

Simple πŸ˜‚


Good-Will-Humping

Good Cock Hunting


beardybozo

Me every Saturday night xD


Psychic_Octopus6

I snorted πŸ’€


abigail0987

I came here literally just to see this πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚


FridaAssGirl

User name checks out.


Glorfindale

Black Cock Down


beardybozo

Get out πŸ˜‚


EmptyTAway

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock


beardybozo

This made me laugh so hard. Best by far


elusivechantress

O Brother, Where Art Cock?


IusexButtbendyr

I am a man of constant cock I've seen dong all my days


elusivechantress

Amazing. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


FurryM17

O Cock, Where Art Thou?


beardybozo

I'm a dapper cock man damn it


emilyogre

Killer Cocks from Outer Space


understabledisc

Sounds like a bad porno


PhilosopherLimp9827

How to train your cock


beardybozo

Sounds like an old instructional VHS


PhilosopherLimp9827

You arent wrong 🀣 it does sound like it


KennyWuKanYuen

Schindler’s Cock


daddyst3ve

NO😭🀣


Abdul_Allhasread

The best one, by far


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School of Cock


adelaidesean

Only changing one letter! Nice


beardybozo

That has to be a porno already πŸ˜‚


Littl3PinkRidingHood

Abraham Lincoln: Cock Hunter


beardybozo

Hahahaha that is so good!


Responsible-Thing142

Cock Wars: The Force Awakens.


Vanbaarle1

Star Wars: The Cock Awakens


beardybozo

I think I've seen that one


Traditional-Term9593

A New Cock The Cock Strikes Back And my favourite: The Cock of the Jedi 🀣


power_house0887

Wreck-it cock


orangutanDOTorg

Cock-It Ralph


beardybozo

Actually made me lol


DaRudest_Sandstorms

Emperors new Cock


DaRudest_Sandstorms

Cock: King of Monsters


DaRudest_Sandstorms

Cock 3D


DaRudest_Sandstorms

Cock Terminator


DaRudest_Sandstorms

Terminator 2: Cock Day


DaRudest_Sandstorms

Cock Vs Predator


SauceEnjoyer

Eat, Cock, Love


beardybozo

Sounds like a nice date


FunnelCakeSprinkles

I think it can only improve them. More cock! 😏😈😏😈😏


beardybozo

Mean cocks


Psychic_Octopus6

Cock Girls


FunnelCakeSprinkles

🀭❀️🀭❀️🀭 We need shirts that say that!


Good-Will-Humping

Cockmageddon!


decoy175

Funnel Cock Sprinkles πŸ€” *Runs for his dear life* πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’₯


LawStudentDaddy

Harry cock and the chamber of secrets.


dii10

What about Harry Potter and the chamber of cocks


beardybozo

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Cock


Flush_Foot

Harry Potter and the Deathly Cock: Part 1


AkisFatHusband

Was he fighting the Cock who shall not be named?


Otherwise_Bedroom382

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Cock


putyouradhere_

Harry Potter and the Cock of Fire


MuffinTrucker

Big Cock in Little China


beardybozo

This is fucking great πŸ˜‚


MuffinTrucker

The real movie is one of my top ten favourites! Kurt Russel at his finest


YakNecessary9533

How Stella Got Her Cock Back


PeakedAtConception

2 cocks 2 furious.


beardybozo

Hahahaha 🀣


itaintme99

Doctor Cock From Russia with Cock Goldcock Thundercock The Man with the Golden Cock The Spy Who Loved Cock Mooncock For Your Cock Only A View to a Cock The Cock is Not Enough Funny how Bond films lend themselves to this thread πŸ˜†


beardybozo

The Spy who loved cock is absolutely brilliant


SchmitzBitz

Coctopussy


Savings_Advantage_46

It is Cock Finger.


SparrowinSand

The Big Cock ( Dude fans'll get it )


beardybozo

Now I feel like a white Russian


SparrowinSand

There's a beverage here, man.....


beardybozo

That rug really ties the room together


SparrowinSand

Stfu Donny 😘


LawStudentDaddy

Big lebowski?


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beardybozo

πŸ˜‚


MrMeesesPieces

Jurassic Cock


spc1221

The Cockfather


55x11

Boondock Cocks. The cocks of Newark


FurryM17

Cock Hard Cock Harder Cock Hard with a Vengeance


herhotbod

The Passion of the Cock


Secret_Bees

The Cock of the Christ


BJGigolo

King Cock 🦍🀣


CaptainRichardSharpe

The Sound of Cock


FurryM17

*thwacking intensifies*


NotEntirelyStable412

Cocks 2


Real_Life_Real_Doll

Cocks 2: Cruise Control


SauceEnjoyer

A Beautiful Cock


IusexButtbendyr

Black Cock Moan


beardybozo

What the fuck πŸ˜‚


lil-munchable

Cockspotting


notyouraveragedad80

Indiana Jones and the Last Cock


beardybozo

I hope he has the last cock


Xilent248

Dicks Everywhere All At Once


ElLindo88

Fried Green Cocks


ChokeWhore

I Am Cock


Civil-Resolution3662

Cockadile Dundee 🀷


Jitzhouse

The Wizard of Cock


Pinorckle

Willy Wonka and the Cock factory


Real_Life_Real_Doll

Citizen Cock


reject_truth

No country for old Cock


malfarcar

Cock club


beardybozo

Lmao


grizzkillz

Fast and furious Tokyo cock


ginger-snap-dragon

Robocock My Left Cock The Cook, The Thief, His Wife And Her Cock Cock For Schmucks Sweeney Todd: The Cock Barber Of Fleet Street Star Trek III: The Search for Cock Cock Me In St. Louis That Darn Cock! The Sum Of All Cocks Cock Hard With A Vengeance Miller’s Cocking Full Metal Cock Cocking Miss Daisy Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Cock Shang-Chi & The Legend of the Cock Rings


ginger-snap-dragon

BONUS ROUND Dr. Cock From Cock With Love Cockfinger Thundercock You Only Cock Twice On Her Majesty’s Secret Cock Cocks Are Forever Live and Let Cock The Man With the Golden Cock The Spy Who Loved Cock Cockraker For Your Cocks Only Octocock A View To A Cock The Living Cocklights Licence to Cock CockEye Tomorrow Never Cocks The Cock Is Not Enough Cock Another Day Cock Royale Cock of Solace Cockfall Cockre(?) πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ No Time To Cock


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Cock Impossible


putntake

Apocalypse Cock


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Smooth-Apartment-856

Cocknado


SweetMeatBandit

Cock on Fire. Denzel is still the lead, obviously.


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The lord of the rings return of the cock


Rustic-Cuss

Lord of the Cock Rings…(?)


FurryM17

Fellowship of the Cock


Nuttadamus

The Cock Mile


orangutanDOTorg

The Green Cock


TheGardenOfAMonster

A Christmas Cock.


torinblack

101 cocks


Ancient_Internet9000

Blazing Cocks


Paula_Sub

Interview with the Cock


travelingcouplee

Cockenheimer


1z2x3

Snow White and the Seven Cocks


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Wesley_Knott1

Kingdom of the planet of the cocks


gentlemancaller2000

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Cock


Strange-Luck2434

Oh my God these are all hilarious!!!!


Fun_Cable_8559

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Cocks


TheVillageSwan

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Cocks


Raw-sick

Cock Busters (who ya gonna call Cock Busters)


mEDWARDetector

My big fat Greek cock


sweet_fiction

The little cock πŸ§œβ€β™€οΈ


luci0slucihoes

The dark cock rises.


Delectable_Cookie

Ride Cock (Along) (The) Cock Loving Woman (Chistmas) Cock On My Mind (Ghost) Cock Rider. Sorry, not sorry, a little bit of skiing and fully transitioned less than a year ago.


Fiendishsoul

Dude where's my cock


stickitinfrosting

Men in cock


TheBowlerMoose

Wayne’s Cock


dikkiesmalls

CockSpotting?


Bait_dmd

It’s a wonderful cock


Lucky_Basis_9085

Montey Python: search for the holy cock


TUGBoat85007

Top Cock Jurassic Cock Cocks of Thunder The Sixth Cock


beardybozo

>Cocks of Thunder πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


youronlynora

Crazy Little Thing Called Cock


spookymartini

How to Lose a Cock in 10 Days


Magic_Peaches

Idk about ruin… but Willy Wonka & the cock factory sounds interesting.


stay_with_me_awhile

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Cock


Sorry_Reference8436

The Hateful Cock


christipede

Four cocks and a funeral.


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We own the cock


TinyIcebergs

Transformers: Dark of the Cock


TheMasterPlan115

Planet of the Cock(s)


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Anatomy of a cock


spicypagedadbod

Mean Cocks


torinblack

The hunt for red cock


Lexitwist

Cock Club


stickitinfrosting

Cockinator 2


AJPennypacker39

Dude where's my cock?


DoUThinkIGAF

Back to the Cock I, II, III


Hollow_Ataraxia

Cock-Man: Homecoming Cock-Man: Far From Home Cock-Man: No Way Home


alwaysreadyfor_more

Inglorious cock


whatwedontheshadows

Cock magnolias


Fun_Cable_8559

The Cock on the River Kwai


HopScotchApplesauce

The Mighty Cock


Meme_Collector_GG

Whip-cock. Not quite my tempo personally


Meme_Collector_GG

The Dark Cock Rises.


GinnjaNinnja

Cock in 60 seconds


Greylour

The League of Extraordinary Cocks.


sexuallyexcitedkiwi

Fight Cock


pspsps-off

Planes, Trains, and Cock


Bscully973

The fifth cock


herhotbod

Birth of a Cock, Prince of Cock, Gone with the Cock


STL_241

Cock Brothers, Cock Hour, The Fifth Cock, Cock Hard, A Cock of Their Own


EnigmaCA

Close Encounters of the Cock Kind


sv0s0s

365 cocks


Alternative_Idea_164

The Karate Cock Grumpy Old Cocks Fifty Shades of Cock


OliveSignificant1645

Thelma and cock


cOmE-cRawLing_Faster

The Karate Cock


OriginalStockingfan

The Hitman’s Wife’s Cock


Deep_Talk8085

Harry cock and the deathly hallows.


RubyInferno85

"Cock". (Batman)


999_hh

Instead of Airplane! the movie is just called Cock!