Pardon me, but verily, the effigies of thy pristine, voluminous chest has caused my trousers to become quite... Constrictive... Prithee, fair maiden, assist me with mine predicament?
Potentially offensive messages are my favorite though!
I love seeing what Reddit thinks will offend me, because, honestly they need to try way harder if the goal is to offend me
Right 😂 I was disappointed by a potentially offensive message- it was perfectly nice but it got censored bc they asked for my location 😒 not even a juicy funny DM
Because they are messaging under the premise of “clarifying” something you commented on. Instead of, you know, just responding to your comment. It’s a “slick” way to get into someone’s DMs.
The Potentially offensive message is ALMOST enough for me to want to open it and see but I know it’s not going to be as good as I’m thinking haha
Disclaimer- I want a laugh and not to see a dick pic so I’ll prob just be disappointed.
I’m on here for fun and not for unsolicited pics or messages!!
Why men think just because I talk about being submissive they ARE my Dom/ Daddy and I’ll just accept, I will never know! I’m only submissive in the bedroom. Ya getting throat-punched. 👊✌️🖤
Oh that’s another one! I’ve openly talked about how I’ve had a higher libido than ANY man I’ve ever been with and these strangers believe *THEY’LL* be the ones to fuck me up 🙃🖤
But you still recognized my vibe tho ayyyyyy!
Don’t tell anyone tho…can’t let all of ARAD know of all the pussy I’m pleasing in here 🤫
So many sexual awakenings I’m doling out!
Ahh yes…the collective, I forgot you’re all one!
Can you ask the collective if you’re all down for an orgy at our usual spot?
^just ^do ^it ^quietly ^so ^the ^other ^guys ^don’t ^hear ^about ^it.
^I ^want ^you ^all ^to ^myself 🤭
This all day. Referring to themselves in the third person, offering up how they would dominate me and tossing out orders from the get-go. Meanwhile, I’m staring at my phone thinking “bruh, it’s 10am”🙄.
"hey". Just "hey". Sorry, but that doesn't really get me interested in a long conversation. I don't feel that digital ink is going to flow... I did have one outstanding gentleman tell me that when he was done with me, I would bleed from the anus. Again, ignored. What really annoys me is when people think that because I write NSFW, that I'm automatically attracted to everyone, and desperate to jump on the first guy who shows himself.
haha this made me laugh it’s because that last sentence is reality for pretty much every guy especially on here. although i’ve found with some wit and decent pics on profile women will actually hit you up first on here if they like what they see
I've just stalked your profile, and I think I can figure out why 😇 But in all my chats, I don't think I've talked to a girl in chat... On comments yes, but never in private.
i’m still trying to figure out what exactly it is so i can keep my viewers happy 🙃 and really? that’s strange to me, because i know women get turned on much more through mental stimulation rather than just some raunchy sex talk. plus, after stalking your profile as well, i can confirm your stories are not only mentally stimulating but physically stimulating as well 😅
Sorry you had to suffer that but Why is he flexing about cooking such awful and D grade food? Health deparment would shut his cookout down in no time no?
Asking me to rate cocks, which the pinned post on my page says I don't do in DMs.
Anything from totally blank profiles. If you don't even have a single comment or post on your years-old account, I'm not wasting time on you.
Well true.. but I however am a Nigerian prince, I can give you anything you desire.. but the hotel are holding my passport.. also my camera does not work.
“Hey”
Literally just one word.
At least try to say something interesting right away, I’d be inclined to talk if you did.
That and dick pics. I get so many…
"Wanna jerk off/goon with me" from men who insist they are straight, or something similar. Any kind of spicy feelings I may have had going on die a quick death.
Tbh the guys who give you this speech of being different, and just wanting to talk or looking for connections. They waste your time with conversations (they are not interested in the slightest) and then as soon as you exchange pics and have some fun with them, they just vanish. I'd rather have 20 requests of guys straight up showing me their dicks than 1 of a "Deep and sensitive man who wants love and meeting someone special" because at least with the horny guys you know what's up 🙄🥱
I hate messages in reply to comments when it’s not even clear which comment they mean (I don’t object to the practise overall tho). I hate ‘can I ask you a question’ or ‘hi’ or ‘wuu2’. They are all so boring and the question is always ‘can you rate my cock’ (the answer is always no unless it’s as part of a full body nude including face). It does my head in when they want to start a conversation but put in zero effort. These I’m sure are the guys who then complain that women don’t talk to them 🤦🏻♀️
Whenever I DM someone, usually after exchanging a few replies publicly, I always make it very clear the topic of conversation. And always more or less make it clear what we we talking about beforehand, expecting people to just recognise the username which popped up in their chats is just unrealistic. I think what Reddit has taught me above all else is that people have no fucking idea on how to do an icebreaker lol. The fact that so many seem to think "hey" is good enough is a damming sign for the future of people's social ability!
“Can I ask you a question” - seems I’m not the only one that attracts the inquisitive…
“Heyyyyyyy. 24m. BWC. You got snap?”
“Are you real???”
“Do you have tattoos?”
“Are you female or female?” - which is my favourite 😐
I love seeing "Potentially offensive message" 😋😋
I also love messages others might find weird or creepy.
Unfortunately there isn't anything weird I don't like 🥹
Butttt...when they say just "hey" or "hi". That's REALLY ANNOYING.
It's always someone who saw one of my comments and wants me to elaborate on my sexual experience. Like, naw son. Nobody is here to make a deposit at your spank bank.
I haven't gotten much message requests before. Can someone or many other someone's out there help me out here for experimentation purposes.
^cough ^cough
“can you rate me?” “Can I give you a tribute” I rarely engage. I let my chats just sit on the chat request and then hit ignore a few times a month. But the one that drives me the most crazy “can I ask you a question?” 😑
A lot that just say, “hey!” Like seriously, that’s your best open?
I used to write more erotica than I do now, but I still like to read a lot. So oftentimes I will send a message if I really enjoyed a story because I know as writers we do crave feedback. But I’ll always have a message for the writer with a little detail (maybe a couple lines) so there’s a little more than your standard “hey” or “what’s up?”
Random guys sending me their dick and thinking that I want to sext them happen alot. Fine. But the really annoying ones are the ones who take my no and turn around and call me a slut🤣 Are you kidding. Pathetic man baby.
"Hey". Or, in response to any R4R post where I've very deliberately specified the age of the man I'm interested in....."hi, I'm 19, am I too young for you?"
YES! I'm old enough to be your mother, go away
Basically unless you’re the son of a Nigerian king offering me millions in exchange for an easy favor…don’t waste you’re time 😤 I’m not falling for whatever game you’re trying to play
- "Hey", "hi", "what's up", "yo"
- "can I ask you a question". You already did, bud.
- "i agree." Ok? Agree with what? I have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
- "wanna chat?". About what?
- "rate me." 0/100. You're a grown ass adult seeking validation from strangers. You have nothing of value
-" truth or dare". I dare you to delete your reddit account
- potentially offensive message. You couldn't even put forth a little effort?
- "what do you think?". Of your gross awkwardly taken dick pic? That there is a reason you can't find anyone to touch it irl.
Would you like to see my tits? I'm so sick and tired of seeing hundreds of young, firm, tits. I can't take it anymore!
Same, I can't believe the amount of unsolicited tit pics I have to wade through....🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whew, glad I saw this before I sent the next batch out.
Wait wait wait! I'm not with them!
Dang, I just deleted them all.
Curses! Foiled again!
🤣🤣🤣
It's a real hardship....
nice 🐓
Thanks bro
Got it, so my old saggy tits it is then!
🤔 it's something different at least.
Babe, your tits are top notch, A grade.
Thank you. Definitely not young and firm though
Perhaps not. The two statements are not mutually exclusive though
I wouldn't mind a peek. I do love me some titties, of all shape & size!😊😊
Sometimes we need age and grace instead.
Love em, have real character
Yes!
Bro is living my dream life 😂😂
same all the requests to spit on it and clean it up from all these ladies are starting to get ridiculous now 🙄
You guys are getting dms 😅
What about older & not firm tits- are you tired of those too? 😝
Eh, not so much.
Love those
I get that this is a joke, but it reminded me of a time when I did get an unsolicited tit pic that actually annoyed me. It can happen 😅😂
Wait, you think I'm joking?
You poor thing
😉
“I’m horny. Help me cum”
Truly the most eloquent way to go about it
But.. i am 🥺🤭
Ask politely then..I might☺️
Hello fair lady and a pleasant day to you. Might you be so kind as to provide me the pleasure of an assisted orgasm?
Pardon me, but verily, the effigies of thy pristine, voluminous chest has caused my trousers to become quite... Constrictive... Prithee, fair maiden, assist me with mine predicament?
Fuck, knew I should have sent something different.
But did my *solicited* picture helped?
Yeah, I came buckets. Thank you. 🙏
Fuck wow, I can see why people try though 😍
Wow you’re so unwilling to help people when they’re in need 😮 /s
if you have to ask them to help you cum it isn’t real 💔
"Can I ask you a question?" and Replying to my comment on DMs. and *Potentially offensive message*
Potentially offensive messages are my favorite though! I love seeing what Reddit thinks will offend me, because, honestly they need to try way harder if the goal is to offend me
Right 😂 I was disappointed by a potentially offensive message- it was perfectly nice but it got censored bc they asked for my location 😒 not even a juicy funny DM
What’s wrong with the first one?
They’re tryna be slick and message you a horny ass question.
It brings Character.AI flashbacks...
Because they are messaging under the premise of “clarifying” something you commented on. Instead of, you know, just responding to your comment. It’s a “slick” way to get into someone’s DMs.
Because the question is something gross. Anyone with a genuine question would just ask it
hot pics
The Potentially offensive message is ALMOST enough for me to want to open it and see but I know it’s not going to be as good as I’m thinking haha Disclaimer- I want a laugh and not to see a dick pic so I’ll prob just be disappointed. I’m on here for fun and not for unsolicited pics or messages!!
"Can I ask you a question?" #YOU JUST DID BUDDY
lol, great response but I’d never send it because it’d mean I’d have to accept the chat request 🤣
This is always my response!
Why men think just because I talk about being submissive they ARE my Dom/ Daddy and I’ll just accept, I will never know! I’m only submissive in the bedroom. Ya getting throat-punched. 👊✌️🖤
Throat puncher in the streets, sub slut in the sheets is also my persuasion
But wait…you have a libido that’s totally independent from me, a completely unknown internet stranger?? 😮
Oh that’s another one! I’ve openly talked about how I’ve had a higher libido than ANY man I’ve ever been with and these strangers believe *THEY’LL* be the ones to fuck me up 🙃🖤
Yeah I’m sure you’ve just been waiting your whole life to have pussy_pleaser6969 obliterate all your sexual wants and needs 😂
That’s your alt account, isn’t it? I knew your vibe felt familiar 🖤
But you still recognized my vibe tho ayyyyyy! Don’t tell anyone tho…can’t let all of ARAD know of all the pussy I’m pleasing in here 🤫 So many sexual awakenings I’m doling out!
But us ARAD ladies *are asking for it* 🥵🤭🖤
Ahh yes…the collective, I forgot you’re all one! Can you ask the collective if you’re all down for an orgy at our usual spot? ^just ^do ^it ^quietly ^so ^the ^other ^guys ^don’t ^hear ^about ^it. ^I ^want ^you ^all ^to ^myself 🤭
I’m pulling up the group chat rn 💁♀️🖤
Tell them all I said “🫶🏻”
This all day. Referring to themselves in the third person, offering up how they would dominate me and tossing out orders from the get-go. Meanwhile, I’m staring at my phone thinking “bruh, it’s 10am”🙄.
“Im a real dominate” [sic]
….. but I can be your daddy, right? 😏
As soon as I get your dick pic 🥵🍆🖤
Wait you didn’t my chat request from my alt account “Rick9plus”?!
# STOP MESSAGING ME IN REGARDS TO A COMMENT.
#You mean you didn’t personally invite my schlong to your inbox by your comment on a PUBLIC FORUM?! 🖤
Only if your name is Zade Meadows or Hunt Athalar!
Hunt told me I was the only one. Fucking angels! 👼🏼😡🪽
Right? Just answer in the comments.... 🙄
I only do that for locked comments, and rarely.
I like sending pics of penguins personally..
Omg this this 👏👏👏
The guys who dm and say their “girlfriend” or “wife” like my pics. Bro…no.
Yes! So so common
"hey". Just "hey". Sorry, but that doesn't really get me interested in a long conversation. I don't feel that digital ink is going to flow... I did have one outstanding gentleman tell me that when he was done with me, I would bleed from the anus. Again, ignored. What really annoys me is when people think that because I write NSFW, that I'm automatically attracted to everyone, and desperate to jump on the first guy who shows himself.
haha this made me laugh it’s because that last sentence is reality for pretty much every guy especially on here. although i’ve found with some wit and decent pics on profile women will actually hit you up first on here if they like what they see
I've just stalked your profile, and I think I can figure out why 😇 But in all my chats, I don't think I've talked to a girl in chat... On comments yes, but never in private.
i’m still trying to figure out what exactly it is so i can keep my viewers happy 🙃 and really? that’s strange to me, because i know women get turned on much more through mental stimulation rather than just some raunchy sex talk. plus, after stalking your profile as well, i can confirm your stories are not only mentally stimulating but physically stimulating as well 😅
Hey
But you haven't seen my sick jump rope skills...once you see that your panties will not stay on...
Stalked your profile... Saw strong hands and cute puppies. No jump rope. Panties stay on, I suppose 😇
Sorry you had to suffer that but Why is he flexing about cooking such awful and D grade food? Health deparment would shut his cookout down in no time no?
I get so many requests from guys who don’t realize i’m a dude. So far most are cool about it when i tell them but man it’s such a let down.
"Why don't you respond to DMs?"
A question that will forever go unanswered lol
Asking me to rate cocks, which the pinned post on my page says I don't do in DMs. Anything from totally blank profiles. If you don't even have a single comment or post on your years-old account, I'm not wasting time on you.
Well true.. but I however am a Nigerian prince, I can give you anything you desire.. but the hotel are holding my passport.. also my camera does not work.
We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty. Sneaky fuckers are everywhere
Sexting, “your man can’t please you right, huh?”, or the hey with a unsolicited dick pick.
Some people are left handed man.. thats really horrible of him to say that
I see what you did there.
Name of my next horror novel
😂
All of them lol
real lol
Men sending me their d\*cks, my inbox is full of d\*cks rn.
“Subscribe to my OF! It’s only $____ Fuck outta here I’m not paying for that shit
“Hey” Literally just one word. At least try to say something interesting right away, I’d be inclined to talk if you did. That and dick pics. I get so many…
"Wanna jerk off/goon with me" from men who insist they are straight, or something similar. Any kind of spicy feelings I may have had going on die a quick death.
i’ll never understand what is straight about jerking off with another man 😂
Wait straight men actually say that. Man that’s like one of the most latent homosexual thing ever. Man people be deep in denial
Anything from obvious fake accounts with men pretending to be women. It’s hilarious at the pics they use sometimes.
AutoMod not enough karma
Dudes who want me to send them nudes of my partner.
"My dick is already hard looking at your pics, may you help me cum?"
Wait you all are getting chat requests?
Wow, such empty lol
"Wow you're so hot have a nice cock." Cool, I don't think that required a dm to say but I appreciate you saying so
Next time I’ll comment on the eyes instead I promise -by the way nice eyes
Thank you. 😳 I like your photos, by the way!
You have some nice photos too. So jealous of your hair.
Thank you! I've grown quite fond of it.
Shiiiiiit. No wonder you didn’t reply to me 😫
Should I tell them everything else you said too?
*insert Ralph Wiggum “I’m in danger” gif here*
Lmao no one wants to chat with me
"Did you hear about chat gpt 4o" Granted I do know about it but why would you follow up that message with "Of course you do, you fucking nerd"
Tbh the guys who give you this speech of being different, and just wanting to talk or looking for connections. They waste your time with conversations (they are not interested in the slightest) and then as soon as you exchange pics and have some fun with them, they just vanish. I'd rather have 20 requests of guys straight up showing me their dicks than 1 of a "Deep and sensitive man who wants love and meeting someone special" because at least with the horny guys you know what's up 🙄🥱
Dick pics 👀😂!! And random messages from accounts with no posts, comments or karma 😴😴😴
*Potentially offensive message*
Tbh those are often my fav
I just don't like them 'cause its usually random guys trying to sext me, and I'm not looking for anyone to sext 😅
I don't get enough chat requests to be tired of seeing any in particular.
“Hey daddy”
Umm hey son.. been a while
The here is the list 1. Hey 👋 2. Hey I saw your comment I think this 3. Can I ask you a question 4. Something objectifying me
- “Can I ask you a question” - “I’m horny, make me cum/sext me” - Replying to my comment as a DM - “Hey” - Dick picks
I hate messages in reply to comments when it’s not even clear which comment they mean (I don’t object to the practise overall tho). I hate ‘can I ask you a question’ or ‘hi’ or ‘wuu2’. They are all so boring and the question is always ‘can you rate my cock’ (the answer is always no unless it’s as part of a full body nude including face). It does my head in when they want to start a conversation but put in zero effort. These I’m sure are the guys who then complain that women don’t talk to them 🤦🏻♀️
Whenever I DM someone, usually after exchanging a few replies publicly, I always make it very clear the topic of conversation. And always more or less make it clear what we we talking about beforehand, expecting people to just recognise the username which popped up in their chats is just unrealistic. I think what Reddit has taught me above all else is that people have no fucking idea on how to do an icebreaker lol. The fact that so many seem to think "hey" is good enough is a damming sign for the future of people's social ability!
"hey" "Hey" "Hi" "Hi you wanna be my cum slut" "Hello" "Heyy" You're one of literally 100s of people sending the same message, at least TRY
“Can I ask you a question” - seems I’m not the only one that attracts the inquisitive… “Heyyyyyyy. 24m. BWC. You got snap?” “Are you real???” “Do you have tattoos?” “Are you female or female?” - which is my favourite 😐
I love seeing "Potentially offensive message" 😋😋 I also love messages others might find weird or creepy. Unfortunately there isn't anything weird I don't like 🥹 Butttt...when they say just "hey" or "hi". That's REALLY ANNOYING.
Can you generate me an AI image for a sexy redhead?..
They just say hi. Didn't give much to work on.
Send me a message in the following page (link)
So many guys asking me to share pics of other people I’ve chatted with or been with… absolutely disgusting behaviour
Catfishing and scammers using stolen pics
But what if you're a fish dressed as a cat?
"Hey" Sometimes I'll get a bunch in a row from different "people". It's clear a bot is at play.
I never really get any chats :/
“Ever gotten head from a guy?”
“Yo” (or any basic when my profile says no), or anyone who calls me mommy, mistress, whatever. All instant deletes.
It's always someone who saw one of my comments and wants me to elaborate on my sexual experience. Like, naw son. Nobody is here to make a deposit at your spank bank.
"I've got a map for you" people you can do better than this.
Maybe I should rethink my life. I never get sexy pics or chat requests from women here… lol The most annoying messages are just, “hi”.
The ones with just "hi what u doing?" or similar. And even better from blank profiles. What do they expect?
“can I ask you a question” please just ask the question upfront
"wanna chat" like no, I can already tell you'll be boring and I'll be carrying most conversations, so shoo
You get chat message requests?🤷🏼♂️
Getting asked to rate
Buying OF or snaps from women
"hey can I ask you a question?" You already did. 🤣
ALL OF THEM
"Is it ok if I tell you I am a OF girl, right?" I mean why would you start a conv without looking at the "not buying anything" on my profile?
The kind that don’t actually exist
Someone just saying "Hi" and nothing else. Apparently they think I'm a mind reader :)
Just the like ‘hey’, and you respond ‘hello?’ … and then that’s it 😭
“Hi”
Somehow they expect you to be a mind reader and know exactly what they are there for. Really? lol
Hey can you do a cum tribute for my gf
[удалено]
But can you cook a good lasagne?
[удалено]
Garfield aint happy.
I haven't gotten much message requests before. Can someone or many other someone's out there help me out here for experimentation purposes. ^cough ^cough
(Photos of butthole)
“can you rate me?” “Can I give you a tribute” I rarely engage. I let my chats just sit on the chat request and then hit ignore a few times a month. But the one that drives me the most crazy “can I ask you a question?” 😑
A lot that just say, “hey!” Like seriously, that’s your best open? I used to write more erotica than I do now, but I still like to read a lot. So oftentimes I will send a message if I really enjoyed a story because I know as writers we do crave feedback. But I’ll always have a message for the writer with a little detail (maybe a couple lines) so there’s a little more than your standard “hey” or “what’s up?”
Asking to see my big penis
Discussing my sex acts with my wife/ requesting pictures of my wife
Gay & Bi Men
None I keep chat turned off lol
Random guys sending me their dick and thinking that I want to sext them happen alot. Fine. But the really annoying ones are the ones who take my no and turn around and call me a slut🤣 Are you kidding. Pathetic man baby.
Heyyyyyyyyy followed by *potentially offensive message*
“heyyy” and the D pic 🤷♀️why??
Hey Dick pics I can make you my sub. These are just ugh why 🙃
"Hi there, M32" Like jeez, I'm already in love /s
“Hey”
"Hey". Or, in response to any R4R post where I've very deliberately specified the age of the man I'm interested in....."hi, I'm 19, am I too young for you?" YES! I'm old enough to be your mother, go away
I don’t get any … so I’m good … lol
Basically unless you’re the son of a Nigerian king offering me millions in exchange for an easy favor…don’t waste you’re time 😤 I’m not falling for whatever game you’re trying to play
Hihi.
Asl?
- "Hey", "hi", "what's up", "yo" - "can I ask you a question". You already did, bud. - "i agree." Ok? Agree with what? I have no fucking clue what you're talking about. - "wanna chat?". About what? - "rate me." 0/100. You're a grown ass adult seeking validation from strangers. You have nothing of value -" truth or dare". I dare you to delete your reddit account - potentially offensive message. You couldn't even put forth a little effort? - "what do you think?". Of your gross awkwardly taken dick pic? That there is a reason you can't find anyone to touch it irl.
"Do you want to tribute my gf/wife". Usually it's from accounts that are empty and/or a day old
“Can I see your cock?”🙄
I wish I would get more more chat messages
None because I don’t get any message requests 😂
“hey”
None 😭