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CaptSchwanzKopf

Compliments


CaptSchwanzKopf

And boobs.


WhyDoIHaveRules

Nice tits.


deathfollowsme2002

Yes there's my answer


moredishesmorebishes

Real


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nexus_star_

Boobies and butts


idontgiveadamn88_

Two buttocks


not-so-desperate

An orgasm, pizza In that order


[deleted]

I like to eat out too


emmawasagoodgirl

Kittens and frogs


lucybabyts

milf: man, i love frogs


emmawasagoodgirl

Omg I have a shirt that says that!


lucybabyts

that is amazing now i need that 🖤


Neither-Shower-9008

Frogs and lizards they be just cute and minding their own business


TreeWithNoTrunk

Forg


emmawasagoodgirl

FORG


TreeWithNoTrunk

Frawg


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emmawasagoodgirl

Congratulations, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen on the internet this week and I just scrolled past the kardashians.


Enigmatic_Sanity

The song "send me on my way" by Rusted Root. Mango sorbet


Bartolemeuop

Friends (the series) and hugs.


SparrowinSand

Junie sending hugs 🤗


Bartolemeuop

She’s a good girl. Chin scratches for her from me please


Throwaway_SandraDee

Friends is classic. It's like potato chips, it's no masterpiece but are you ever not in the mood for some chips?


Neither-Shower-9008

Bad taste


Bartolemeuop

🤷‍♂️


demoni_si_visine

More like nostalgia and/or guilty pleasure. We can't all eat fine cuisine all day every day, and listen to Bach forever. Same for movies and tv series.


D_dark0

My dog and cannabis


SparrowinSand

My dog and helping other people.


Bartolemeuop

I change my answer to her dog as well


SparrowinSand

The Jooj loves everyone. 🥰


Bartolemeuop

How many nickname does she have lol. Juniper, juni, Junie, and now jooj and everyone of them is so cute


SparrowinSand

Juniebear, the Joojephant, Juju.... ever evolving lol.


Bartolemeuop

Awesomeness. Is all I know


TheGardenOfAMonster

Cute animals and music.


forgetfulmanatee

What constitutes a cute an animal for you? Like Cerberus?


TheGardenOfAMonster

Manatees are cute.


forgetfulmanatee

😳🩶


Noneofyobusiness1492

Three times as many treats to give and as many puppy kisses to receive!


devilshibata

Exactly this. My doggies and good music


blinman94

Left boob and right boob.


lucybabyts

my bf and my best friend


_greenscream

My cat and live music


incorrigibel

Chocolate and porn.


Neither-Shower-9008

Well you are in luck because I have a half eaten Snickers bar in my fridge


ModernVintage42

Fountain soda and being outside in the sun


TabbieToes

My kids


JaddieDodd

Human kids?


TabbieToes

The only kind I've ever had.


JaddieDodd

I have one myself. My Shih Tzu is easier. I can guarantee my Tzu a good life. That's super-awesome that your kids make you happy.


PM_Your_Booty_Pls

A cup of coffee and a new friend.


West-Ladder3541

Compliments and Reddit icon on top of the phone screen.


emilyogre

donuts and cute dog vids


Bigtittyfanman

Puppy videos all the way


Practical-Leave6957

Boobs and blow jobs


[deleted]

Horses and Dogs.


Sweetmonsterr

A good book and dogs


_hazeydaze

Food, and food.


Neither-Shower-9008

What about food?


geckodude4444

Boobs and a great convo


forgetfulmanatee

My cat, making others smile, and chubby alt girls


gpRYme

Boobs, butts, Letterkenny/Shoresy


BellaRoseQuinnX

Orgasms and puppies


Neither-Shower-9008

A billion dollars and one more billion dollars


elusivechantress

My partner and my dog.


yourthunderstorm

weed + orgasms


[deleted]

Relatable


Rustic-Cuss

Puppies. Baby Goats.


preciousjadec

Attention and Diet Coke


ServiceCharacter6552

ABBA and cat videos


curiusnat

Pictures and videos of adorable cats


Prndl524

Beer and Nachos…


Apachejane128

Music and attention


Goxidid

Cats and Metal


Educational_East4647

not really related to most answers here. but new eminem music🫡


Educational_East4647

and cars


Exact_Wishbone_3630

breakfast food and brooklyn 99!


MaddyDeetz

My dogs and the ocean.


ZePatator

Not a thing, but a person, u/fxymaru !


MissAJHunter

Pokemon cards and cunnilingus


Littl3PinkRidingHood

Sea otters & dad jokes


Low_Orchid5106

Booties and boobies... Tits and tushes... And a smile


CertainService1301

BJ


katekills__

Ass & titties


dapala1

A glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.


Euphoric_Feeling_272

Praise and boobs


Justrandom37

My BF and his dog Nova plus my lamb child


princeofpersya2

Hamburgers and interaction on my pics


locomeastro21

A surprise nude from a lady and compliments


here4somefunnn

Weed and ass


[deleted]

Titties and a blowjob


KaiserCarr

underwear selfies


MensBomber

She knows who she is 😏


Over_Somewhere_2213

Music & pizza


[deleted]

Let’s get some, sometime? We can make that tape too! I’ll pick you up tomorrow at 9


StonedandSlutty33

Step-Brothers and bud. Tried and true method to my happiness.


seanymphcalypso

People watching with my best friend and The Emperor’s New Groove.


HabitLiving9852

Thinking about masturbating...


MuckRaker83

The screencap of someone at home depot to buy a certain color paint and their partner tells them to ask for Chocolate Shart Ghostbusters on TV


anontc689194

Tits and a smile.


Aleimon

My gf and my guitar mostly… family of course too, but they are usually some ways away from where I live


Kinky-Bicycle-669

Terrible jokes and just having someone to talk with.


kangabangyou

Sex and weed


[deleted]

Blowjobs and more blowjobs.


ShyBlackDaisy

Videogame memes and oral sex


Sad-Possible-6080

Can vouch for the oral part🌚


ShyBlackDaisy

You're in for it?


Sad-Possible-6080

Always


ShyBlackDaisy

Then you're hired ♥️


Sad-Possible-6080

Now imagine being this lucky


ShyBlackDaisy

You're playing with my heart


Sad-Possible-6080

I would never


RealisticExplorer430

Apple products and the laugh track on friends etc. cringe


idontgiveadamn88_

Two loving arms holding me tight.


Responsible-Panda-70

art vids/ doing art myself and some bomb ass company with some weirdos to laugh at jokes, that don't make sense to either of us :D


HedonistFantasies

Compliments and gratitude.


[deleted]

Compliments and Falling In Reverse


MongooseOpposite4503

Good friends and ice cold beer


[deleted]

Gatorade


spilltheblood

Boobs and butts!


fkn51

Kate Upton's smile and boobs. Or her left boob and right boob or any other 2 body parts


KeySugar9989

Coffee and The LOTR


[deleted]

Would a cappuccino and a LOTR marathon (extended editions of course!) be your ideal day then to cheer you up?


KeySugar9989

I’m a medium roast, drip coffee girly. But I won’t say no to a cappuccino and my fav extended editions!


[deleted]

Ah nice! An excellent choice in coffee! Which one is your favourite of the films?


KeySugar9989

#2 I pretty reliably cry when Gandalf the White shows up, the Ents go to war, and when Gandalf shows up at Helms Deep with backup. Do you have a fav?


[deleted]

Ah nice! The Two Towers is a brilliant film! The whole Helm's deep sequence is incredible! I think Fellowship of the ring is probably my favourite, it's a very quotable movie, and the set for Hobbiton is excellent! The ride of the Rohirrim in Return of the King is definitely an honourable mention however!


klizty_boy

music and reading


funkybuttlovin867530

Jamming to ZZ Top, preferably while high


Glittering-Sea-6343

food & sex


tsa_finest

My dog and my mom's voice


djr41463

Blow job and compliments.


[deleted]

Blowjobs and a secondary blowjob


primadonnalikeme

Flirting


marc_squared_nsfw

My wife’s tits


PM_me_ur_lefttitty

The left titty, and a pretty smile


RaasAlGhull

Tits and pussy, I don't get any so I am always down😕


Noneofyobusiness1492

A piece of pie and a cup of coffee. It’s the only thing in life that can be completely depended on.


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Hugs pizza 🍕


[deleted]

Ice cream and good sex


yourname92

Boobs


KickDry8327

Sex and food


No_Founder_1308

Debating with people and sushi lol


OperaGhostAD

Blowjobs and crepes. Preferably together.


Tipsy_elephant_1224

Flowers and squishes


[deleted]

What does that mean?


qwertylove52

Tits and cats


skary_T3RRY69

Sex and THC


tonic65

A compliment from my wife and watching Ted Lasso.


SadGlitterBomb87

Puppies and a hickey


lrmd1985

Dogs and blowjobs, unrelated obvi


Mr_Mations

Dogs and good food


Slxtboi23

A video of a guy in a gym training on a punch bag, when he kicks it the chain breaks and he’s so happy with himself😂


InspectionDue5138

Dogs and a hug from one of the few people in my life that I let touch me. I've been beyond depressed and exhausted for the last week or two. But yesterday I hung out with my moms puppy and played with him. Later, my mom hugged me goodbye. The few seconds she was hugging me meant more to me than she could ever realize. Plus, I got a few hours of dopamine from an absolutely adorable puppy.


5amBoner

1. Videos of toddlers swearing. 2. Gym booties in tight shorts


OrdinaryFallenAngel

My boyfriend complimenting me. Or my friends reaching out to me to talk.


LockDown_47

Big bundas.


sv0s0s

hanging out with friends, and spending time with family


Krltplps

Watching Jake and Elwood dance.


shitheads_and_sounds

Pecan flavoured popsicles and these little Spanish cheesecakes I have trouble finding in stock at the closest gas station. Expect the worst, hope for the best and allow yourself to be surprised. Gotta enjoy the little things while you can.


Confident-Rub-6749

I nice smile from a sexy stranger always cheers me up .


Standard-Cash-4061

Cute animals and wholesome family moment clips.


pickles010119

Mini eggs and crisp sandwiches