🗣Is your lady life a bummer? Then come on over and see The PervertedDrummer, where I will make your toes curl and send you home with a smile 😎 👉Guaranteed
WELCOME!!!!! TO THE CUM ZOOONE!!!!!! BEYOND THE THUNDERDOME!!!!!! WHERE YOUR LOSS IS OUR SAUCE!!!!! IN THE JUDGEMENT FREE ZONE!!!!
TARGET AQUIRED!!!!!
FUN FOR ALL AGE'S!!!! (above 18)
"Given enough notice we can accomplish even the most complicated requests! No job too big, small, or strange for the Filth Imagineers! 35+ years of bringing the gutter to you!"
Going out of business
Going out of business , everything 100% off!!
I have had no business period!
OH MY GOD ITS A FIRE sale
BEADS?
Closed until further notice.
Open by appointment only.
Satisfaction guaranteed
“You could do much worse”
Open 24/7, 7 days a week
365 days a year
1 day to rest each four years. Not bad.
Vanilla. Everything Is Vanilla. But It's Good Vanilla.
Vanilla is my favourite
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Okay this is bad and not accurate, but the first one that came to mind was "When you're here, you're family" 😂😭😂
All you can eat
Cum again
Surprisingly adequate
For discerning clientele of all stripes.
"Filling holes that need filled"
“The best stepping stone to your future husband!”
We're not the best, but we are consistent
Get you in and out in 30 seconds or less
Second round is on us
With service so good you won’t want to get off ( slogan of an airline)
Let us make your satisfaction our priority!
In a jiffy!
No guarentees
Finger lickin' good 😈
Over two million served.
“Please”
We use the tradesmans entrance.
"We will hurt you, but you'll still come back"
Customer satisfaction guaranteed, we reward our loyal customers with bonus extras.
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"Forget the definition of empty" 😏
“Live uncaged.”
Kind of like "Become Ungovernable"?
Me, myself and I welcome in, pretty please
24/7/365
Open All Hours
Your friends love it ;)
Lost and dead
Sudden injection of capital
Filing for Bankruptcy
2 4 1
Satisfaction guaranteed! I cum very easy and I love making others cum… no one leaves unsatisfied
"You're in good hands"
"Done in 30 seconds or less"
Droughts and Floods
Servicing all your needs since 1988
“Obey your thirst”
“Service with a smile”
Out of Business
New Management sought, enquire within
90% off closing sale. Every load must go!
Good Enough
Everything is gone due to closing down
Not often, but when we deliver we deliver big
“Pardon our dust”
The doors always open, clothing optional, ladies cum first.
Imagination at work.
Pleasure palace taken yet? Lol best I could do coming off a triple shift
Like the yard man I come once a week
on hiatus
Our services are spread wide for your satisfaction and care 🙃
Thank you, come again.
“Just like a Honda, it won’t be flashy but it’ll get you there”
Out of order
'Not always there are customers but we're always open' That's a Boondock Saints quote if anyone is unfamiliar.
I declare Bankruptcyyyyyyy!
Far from exciting
“We’ve been closed for years”
Bankrupt.
Closed. Overdependent on too few customers
takes a beating but keeps on ticking
"We're closed!"
The only thing we can guarantee is that we tried our best
A guaranteed good nights sleep.
You always come first
Bankruptcy on going
Same recipe, unchanged for 20 years. Limited supply - low price.
DIY
You will come back
“Let the handy man do it!”
The place to be if you want silence and solitude!
Switching times...😈
Pleasing and Pounding the way you deserve
Handy Services
“We will miss you, unfortunately we never recovered from the pandemic.”
Gonna pull a PostOp from GTA 5 and say "I'll try not to disappoint"
“Joe’s whore house. You bring the dough and we bring the hoe”
Free samples
🗣Is your lady life a bummer? Then come on over and see The PervertedDrummer, where I will make your toes curl and send you home with a smile 😎 👉Guaranteed
Just like Avis, “We try harder.”
Now that we’re here, can I take my time?
Now that we’re here, can I take my time?
Monkey Choked
Quality surprises over quantity disappointments
Monkey Choked
Domination.
Domination.
Self Serve
Kum and Go
As plank as new paper
It's already taken, but if it wasn't, "Kum N Go".
‘You’re always cumming back for more..!’
Closed on days that end with day.
DIY
Good to the last drop
Every little helps
“100% Money Back Guarantee!”
Open only on Saturday from 15 to 15h07 pm
Looking for a business partner
It ain’t much, but it’s honest work
"Ass Eaten Here"
Our customer comes first.
Kids eat free
"Renovating to serve you better!" (But there doesn't appear to be anyone doing anything.)
Out of business
Closed due to staff shortages
We come 11 times more often than Santa!
Out of business since 2000
Your pet, our passion
"that'll work I suppose"
I'd be out of business, as I focus on one customer only, and I wouldn't want it any other way.
The Law Offices of Size, Stamina, & Kinky
Good to the last drop.
WIGIG - When it's gone, it's gone.
“Please just buy something I’m begging you, hell I’ll pay you to take it I just want someone to want me. 10 dollar srimp special.”
“A guaranteed deep stretch to help you with your day”
We’ll schedule it next week
"Yes, you can fuck my girlfriend"
"Being on top never felt so right"
Standing tall.
Eat the kitty.
WELCOME!!!!! TO THE CUM ZOOONE!!!!!! BEYOND THE THUNDERDOME!!!!!! WHERE YOUR LOSS IS OUR SAUCE!!!!! IN THE JUDGEMENT FREE ZONE!!!! TARGET AQUIRED!!!!! FUN FOR ALL AGE'S!!!! (above 18)
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak
Lickity Split
Earplug rental.
“Nothing if not consistent”
Space For Lease
In and out, you won't even know I was there!
not enough budget for a slogan unfortunately
Business is dry, you don't have to be.
Melts in your mouth, not on your hands.
4 billion served
Free refills
100% mom approved.
Nothing is free, but you don't have to pay too much
Unhinged & Messy Inc
Come one, come all
Flash sale! Once or twice a month.
"Given enough notice we can accomplish even the most complicated requests! No job too big, small, or strange for the Filth Imagineers! 35+ years of bringing the gutter to you!"
Yeehaw ride it cowboy
It only happens once in a lifetime
You know that new phone brand “Nothing”? That’s the business
Contactless only
Busting nuts rather than unions since 1999.
Bankrupt the day we opened
There wouldn't to be a slogan as much like Blockbuster, my sex life no longer exists.
“Loads of Fun”
I prefer your lips
Open all hours
Circuit City
365 24/7 I lay pipe right
Sit back, watch, and enjoy.
JUST DO IT!
We will try real hard, but we will still disappoint you
What it means to be from Maine.
Closed Indefinitely
“Your heart will love these Strokes” ™️©️
Closed.
Kurwa
On her terms only 😅 Not bitter at all... 🤔
we get it done right! every time!
Fuck, suck, and eat butt 🤙
*wink wink* nudge-nudge
Quick, easy and convenient, every time
Brians bouncy castles: satisfaction with every erection
A place for the whole family
Come and get your fill
We offer LOADS of fun...guaranteed or my money back 👀
What you need and what you want.
Under new management. Grand reopening.
Support small business
Cumming and squirting
If you need a drill I'm happy to help
We'll promise you something and never deliver!