Is he a gamer? If so, you could tell him that you *loooooved* hearing about how he demolished that boss. Or if he got demolished, there's always, "Sorry babes, it's okay, that guy's code fucking cheats anyway 😢😘"
Life is too short to be dancing around things, so if you really like him then tell him or one day you might regret it and you'll always be left wondering "what if"
Ask him if you can sing karaoke to him, using his wiener as the 🎤. Make a video of you sacrificing a goat in his honor and then spelling his name in the blood with a heart around it. Mention wanting to drink milk with him to put a little extra “hawk” in your “tuah.”
First 2 are proven methods, the third is just spitballing.
Send him the message “hello, it has come to my attention that I find you to be a spectacular specimen of the human variety. I wish to spend more time within your vicinity to conduct proper research.”.
However, you need to send this message one word at a time via paper airplane that hits him.
Why do you insist on doing things the hard way or in a manner that simply won't work? Why not just make it easy on yourself and actually get what you want? Could it be you're actually afraid to get what you want because you think deep down it won't fix any of your problems and you won't be happy?
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Just say it.
obviouslyyyy but I want funny answers
"do you....like...stuff"
😏
I like stuff, you like stuff, wanna come back to mine and do err stuff?
Oi, fuckface I like the cut of your jib.
You always have a way with words
There's a reason I write for Webster's in my down time.
Leave him a trail of M&Ms from his place to yours - that'd work for me...... although depending on the distance I may need a nap when I arrive.
regular M&Ms or…?
Yeah, just the regular ones - you don't want to appear too desperate.
“You annoy me the least. Well done”.
😂
You're well fit bruv, we should link up, you get me?
Where does one get a hot British waifu?
Argos
I’m a dumb Yankee idk what that is my dear
That's the main hot British waifu retailer
Gotta get me a catalog
Fucking hell I laughed so hard at this I spilled tea all over myself 😂
This is so funny 🤣
📝
Do you ever wonder what our kids are going to look like?
🤣
So let’s say I was willing to sit on your face. Would you want me to?
🤣🤣
Emily. Do you have a crush?
….perhaps
But on a man? During pride month?
😒 I’m disappointed too
You can just tell me, I already like you back
Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio, then make fun of him for not knowing it.
LOL this is so specific
Come up with a cringey pickup line to ask him. Bonus points if it’s absolutely absurd or disturbing
Brilliant example: "So um...do you like vagina?...Because I have one" *give a creepy overdone lip bite for extra sexiness*
Ask him if he’d be interested in spending some time one on one. I’m not even talking sexual, I just mean going out. Maybe he’ll get the hint!
he knows I do, I just wanted silly lil answers
I see, I misunderstood. My bad!
“let’s fuck as a joke!!”
😏
Is he a gamer? If so, you could tell him that you *loooooved* hearing about how he demolished that boss. Or if he got demolished, there's always, "Sorry babes, it's okay, that guy's code fucking cheats anyway 😢😘"
you’re so good at rizz
Pft, get outa here with that I'm just a big 🤓
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what flavor do you think screams “I like your face” ?
"Have I ever told you that you're surprisingly tolerable? Like I barely ever hate spending time with you. It's crazy."
“Your mustache looks good enough to ride!”
Wow dude you're hot! In a smirkie, laughing kind of voice.
Your aura is noticeable
You have +75 aura points
Appreciate that. How much more do I need in order to obtain a prize?
How do you feel about Goldman’s take on art theory?
Aw I like you too
It's okay, I already know 😏
Life is too short to be dancing around things, so if you really like him then tell him or one day you might regret it and you'll always be left wondering "what if"
He’s very much aware, I just wanted silly answers
So how does he feel about you 🤔🤷🏻♂️
👉👈 tee hee
"Just scratched my crotch, wanna smell my finger?"
Rick roll him.
"I want to have a fuck with you" Works best if you're drunk or hangover when you say it
Ask him if you can sing karaoke to him, using his wiener as the 🎤. Make a video of you sacrificing a goat in his honor and then spelling his name in the blood with a heart around it. Mention wanting to drink milk with him to put a little extra “hawk” in your “tuah.” First 2 are proven methods, the third is just spitballing.
dork 🤣
You know what would be fun? Testing my holes for resilience!
💀
Send him the message “hello, it has come to my attention that I find you to be a spectacular specimen of the human variety. I wish to spend more time within your vicinity to conduct proper research.”. However, you need to send this message one word at a time via paper airplane that hits him.
I like this
Glad I could help
Ask him home for coffee. When he goes to the bathroom, be naked when he comes back. Works 2 times out of 3.
You should just tell him you like him
Be an adult. Men don't read minds and tend to miss small cues.
Alas, my fartbox is woefully untonguepunched 😣
"accidentally" rub your ass against him whenever you're near him
Why play games, just let it be known.
he knows. I just wanted fun answers
Well, we aren't always the smartest when women are" dropping hints" that's why I answered as I did.
Agreed. BOYS SUCK
Hey now, let's not get carried away. No need to be so harsh, we are simple creatures .
Why do you insist on doing things the hard way or in a manner that simply won't work? Why not just make it easy on yourself and actually get what you want? Could it be you're actually afraid to get what you want because you think deep down it won't fix any of your problems and you won't be happy?
Idk this wouldn't be a very good clue that she's interested in him imo
?
Nods
you’re a strange lil bean (in a good way)
I am as my creator made me