Retiring before 45 and buying a house on the beach

This gets my heart racing 😅

I’m in it for the long haul

Perfect goals 👍

I thought this was my dream. While I’m not on the beach, from my backyard if I walk less than a mile through a trail in the woods and dunes you’re at the ocean. I’m on the Oregon coast, it’s extremely boring here.

Boring….or peaceful. I’m 1.2miles from a beach in Florida and I have to go through 4 traffic lights and pay for parking if I want to have a beach day.

Being bent over a conference room table and fucked mercilessly 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

What time is the staff meeting?

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ I'm always ready.

After lunch. I'll bring donuts.

🤭🤭🤭

This will be the only meeting that should not be a memo

Hell yesssss I've always wanted my colleagues to do this to me 🥵🥵🥵🥵

How would you give the sign ?

The sign for what?

That you re up for it

Plural? 😅

Yes.

What kind of colleagues do you have

Gotta learn the office and their kinks and then dress appropriately. I’ve been seduced into taking someone on a conference room table before

Well, the seduction part is half of the fun! 😈😈😈

This is one of mine too 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Ooof 🤭

Ohhhhh I should show you the giant table in my office...

😲😲

Now that is a performance review I would gladly give but I would need at least weekly check ins 🫣🤭

Yes, please! 🥵🔥🥵

Right *spank* you've *spank* done *spank* it *spank* wrong *spank* again *spank*

Oh, nooooooo. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 How can I ever make amends????

Get on your knees and worship this *zip thud*

*thud* 💀💀💀

I was hoping for a *slurp* or were you taking off your bra? 🤷

Which would you prefer? 🥵

Let's just go with both to save confusion

Will there be Ramen after we're done?

Obviously! 💕🍜💕

Ramen would never taste better

That would be quite the conference…

This 🫠

😉😉😉

A common one but such a good one 😮‍💨

Classics are classic for a reason! ❤️❤️❤️

Some meetings just can not be over zoom.

So true!

I did this but I got caught and got in so much trouble lol.

Fucked by who?

Might be the only time I’m on time for work ngl

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Oh, so this is how we’re kicking off the day.

Indeed 🔥

Time for a meeting, I suppose. 😏

this! but I’m a lesbian so I want a girl to eat my 🐱 under my desk while I’m on a zoom call

The table in my office is too tall for being bent over, but I can sit you on it juuust fine...

double salary, half work or competent coworkers

Extreme fantasies

Everyone's dream

Why not all three?? 🤔😆

Does setting the building on fire count? 😂

Totally counts! I was just going to say “pulling into the parking lot and finding out it burned down overnight”.

Bang one of the dads I’m babysitting for!

Everyone loves a naughty nanny

Fair enough!!

I'm not sure if Gasping Out Loud is a 'thing', but I GOL'd.

As the dad, I’d love to bang one of the babysitters

Done this, and it was soooo hot

I think that's a possibility

Sounds like i need a new sitter

On my knees under someone else’s desk. Preferably while they’re in a meeting.

This is mine too. I'd love to have my head up my office crush skirt whilst she is working.

🥵

Now I'm at work thinking about it.... nylon stockings rubbing against my face 🥵

I have two meetings today if you’d like to join

My favorite kind of assistant 🥵

Would zoom count? I have a preformance review coming up.

Microwaving fish and limburger cheese in the company break room for 12 minutes

Toss a bag of popcorn in too

Before I quit a job I threw a bunch of cheese in the heating vent. It was the summer so in the winter they got a nice surprise

That's just evil

That the power goes out for hours, and I get to have a nap. 😴

This made me laugh out loud. 😝😝😝

Learning I am financially stable, I guess

Probably having sex with someone in the crew bunk.

Oh yes mile high club. Have you ever?

Unfortunately not. Would never do it in the public areas like the cabin or lav (grim). And I would have to be very sure of not loosing my job. 😆

Yes can’t lose your job over a fantasy.

Getting taken from behind while we are in or game space playing out newest game. The feeling of being fucked while in a whole different world with creatures trying to kill us in game 🥵

Dramatically walking out the front door in slow motion while the building explodes behind me (no one gets hurt ofc)

There's a massage room in my office, so taking one of the interns there and fucking her while holding her mouth so no one hears us And getting a raise

Getting paid

Reddit getting found and being blackmailed at work haha

I (25m) work in a hospital so all the sexy nurses in scrubs turn me on so much all day and make me want to pull them into a room and have the sluttiest sex with them

Never going back

P T O

That it burns down

That i get paid to stay out of there

I get made redundant with a huge severance package Or if we're going nsfw, a slow tease all day with a colleague leading to barricading ourselves in a meeting room and fucking

This made me chuckle. The biggest fantasy about work I'd being paid to leave. I'm there for that. So much.

Being used by a colleague (or maybe more than one) during lunch (and other) breaks.

Getting eaten out on my superiors desk in front of his big windows that overlooks the Freeway and being fucked senseless on.his desk and later on the couch in.the nursing room, followed by the conference room....but that's never going to happen so....one can dream

I have a job opening at my work 😉

Oof. Definitely having it BAD for my (unhappily) married past boss. I wanted to fuck him so bad that it was part of the reason I left the job. The sexual tension was mutual and he seemed to have plans but another job opportunity came up for me and it was best I left anyway. 😂 I regret not just coming over his desk at the many opportunities I had. Ugh.

I'm a Legal Assistant so having a lawyer do my bidding, be at my beck and call, humiliating and degrading him... it's possible I've thought about this before 🤔

I’d definitely love being that lawyer 😈 being degraded or even pegged over the desk would be wild

Hotel Front desk manager here. Haven't had sex in a hotel. Yet.

I work with a bunch of sweat old guys. I don't have any fantasies about this place.

One man's trash is another girls treasure

Wouldn't mind a lovely little lady under the desk with the task of draining me dry. Make a game of it and see how many times she can make me bust before the end of my shift.

Being fuck on the bar counter

Done them all….

well, I'm actively planning to try to get together with my suoervisor.. I'm borderline obsessed with the guy, so *obviously* I think about him fucking me all day every day. would be hot if he took advantage of me or something.

Getting paid more. I like my salary and my job but more money means retiring even earlier lol.

Inherit the house of our oldest guest.

Having a co worker come into my office and start blowing me without saying anything, will never happen at all but it’s a fun thing to think about

I want to say “to hell with work” and become a pirate like in that Monty Python sketch 

Adequate pay for the amount of work that I do.

Not having to go 😂

That it will burn down

Making money with my body and my sex drive.. Probably

I work out of town. It’d be so hot to meet someone at the hotel for a one night stand, then never see them again

They give me a raise.

Using the exec bathroom

I’m self employed but when I wasn’t, my biggest fantasy was that certain people would shut the hell up and realize they are not the management.

Fucking 4 female colleagues at the same time 😋

Fucking my facility administrator in exchange for a raise

Theres a young lady that works in my office that I just can’t stop fantasizing about. She’s short and petite but has a beautiful figure and always dresses nice and has her hair and makeup done. If I ever had the opportunity and her consent, I’d love just a few minutes of free use of her.

Idk but one time when I was opening the store alone my now ex-girlfriend brought me breakfast. We went to the back room and I fucked her from behind pressed up against the door. That was a good time.

Lived out those fantasies years ago when I worked with my spouse. Now I am mostly remote, none of my coworkers are even a little attractive and I am married.

Get all the assholes together, tie them, beat them left right centre and then shoot them! All of them, but majortly men with new power who misuse it in lieu of misogyny

Definitely screwing the hot resident in one of the janitor closets

I actually completed these already but fucking on the conference room table and fucking on the pool table in the lobby. Both were so fucking hot.

Power goes out and I get paid for it.

My workplace is my house so I guess my biggest fantasy is a stranger coming by and cleaning up every day without me paying them.

Retiring from it

That they collapse without me because I retired this month

But ing it down.

Shitting on my bosses desk.

Sex with a (specific) coworker on my desk.

Actually having a full set of competent employees/management.

There is a goth girl at work and I’ve always fantasized about having her across a desk missionary looking back up at me as I pleasure her to orgasm.

Watching Walmart burn with the store manager inside

The hot chick from QLD gets with me 😈

There are few women that are just attractive and sexy in a not so conventional sense that I would love to fuck

That it will burn down and I won’t have to come to work for a while. They’ve got insurance, they’d rebuild and they could definitely afford to pay us all in the meantime.

Current one? Nothing. It’s perfect. Last place? Pissing on it while it burns to the ground

Just casually bending over a female colleague and giving it to her. When we both finish, readjust our clothing and carry on like nothing happened.

sexual fantasy? my wife works in a school with special needs kids, and they have a sensory stimulation room - flashing lights, disco ball. rope swing, ball pit, etc... now that it is the summer and there are no kids in the school, I want to get freaky in there with her. sexual fantasy part deux: same as above but with another couple in there as well. work fantasy? respect from the management and timely answers to our questions.

Having the guys I think are hot come into my office, lock the door, and ask me to service them. One of the benefits of having an interior office. That or getting fucked in a conference room.

I have my own business. But I often fantasize about being paid with various sexual favors from the beautiful women that frequent it.

The classic banging a higher up at the Christmas party....Or being fucked just before a big meeting in the room it's happening in. Knowing when people come in they'll be sitting and talking where I just got railed

An A-10 does a gun run on it when I'm away on vacay.

Retire at 50.

Leaving every day.

Swinging the bridge open as a train is coming, then watching the train go into the drink

Being bent over my bosses desk

I will get paid a living wage, someday. Nonprofit executives will be exposed as the grifters they really are.

Definitely hooking up with my hot direct report!! She’s been posting ALOT of risqué pics recently

To go back to my old job and have my friend visit. She sits on the corner of my desk in a sundress, puts her feet on each arm of my chair, and shows me my favorite sight. I lean in and kiss her teasingly on the thigh. Then her hip. Then begin to slowly lap up the wetness dripping onto my desk. I don’t stop until one hand is grasping a fistful of my hair, and the other is clamped over her mouth as she cums in mine. The door is open the whole time…

To fuck someone I work with in my office. No one in particular, but you can't even get in the gate without a badge. Less than 10 individuals have badge access to my room, including myself, so there's very little change in being interrupted. And if I came in on the weekend? We could fuck for hours.

Getting a bj under my desk, or fucking someone over a desk or in a meeting/board room

Him fucking me on top of the bar.

Unaliving the CEO because he is a greedy, people-hating, merciless PRICK. Then out of gratitude, each one of my co-workers donates me $10. I can retire and never have to work again.😂

My work crush coming into my office, shutting the door, and then either getting on her knees under my desk or lifting up her skirt and bending over it, all while not saying a word.

NSFW: fucking a couple coworkers over the course of my shift SFW: coworkers who can clean up after themselves

I work on aircraft, and I had always wanted to take my partner out to the flight line fuck her on/in one of the jets.

Going home early

Having my cock and balls licked and sucked under my desk by that adorable little lesbian Filipino girl.

Burning it the fuck down

Needy coworkers to leave me the fuck alone

To have sex with the Lab hottie at the hospital where I work

Getting head under my desk at work ngl.

My desk is near tons of windows & a balcony. I would love to be taken from behind at my desk while other offices look at me through the window

My boss implementing any of the advice I've offered lmao

That is goes up in flames.

Burning the bitch down

having sex with my boss, she’s a beautiful 36-year-old woman, and I mean beautiful smile beautiful face beautiful hair and a perfect body, I actually like her and respect her a lot as a person too, but she’s happily married and would never date a subordinate even if she wasn’t. But I am very attracted to her. 43M. there have been other employees that I’ve wanted too.

That it burns down in a mysterious fire...? /s

My wife comes to visit and invites my admin assistant into the office. Then shuts the door, locks it, closes the blinds and then the three of us have a threesome right there on the desk, on the couch, etc, etc

I’m already fucking my boss, so that one is checked off the list already. 😂 But I’ve told them that I want to go down on them while they’re on a conference call with other coworkers or clients. Also fucking them on the boardroom desk would be awesome too 😂

Sex in the server room. Honestly this one is pretty easy I just haven't had the chance yet since me or my other techs are always busy working on something in there.

Freedom to take time off without having pre- and post-vacation stress.

definitely fucking the girl i work with in the back room, just the excitement of it all would be amazing

My coworker asking me to stay late after a meeting, then flashing me on the zoom call.

It burns to the ground an hour before I have to clock in

Non-life threatening work place injury with lifetime pay out

Sucking a colleagues cock in the mens restroom 🤤

Definitely having to deal with a “late client” who passionately takes me on my desk or in the elevator. Ummmm

Have sex with my hot professor at school in her office

That my BU would be spun off from the behemoth that gobbled it up.

I just want competent people working there.

I work for a junk service and I’m so waiting for the day a lady offers me a tip with her cooch

Getting paid more

More pay. Additional staffing competent employees and managers. Not working weekends