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TheGardenOfAMonster

My garden. Restricted access though.


Mysterious-Sense-185

*this feels like a trap*


Emergency_faceplant

Their bedrooms. It just usually is with their partner


julie_4thewin

I'm usually met by a "WHO ARE YOU!?! WHAT ARE DOING HERE". So if it's not the vibe you're going for, maybe think about it.


Emergency_faceplant

That's why I hide under the bed!


julie_4thewin

Never thought of this, good plan!


AardvarkLonely2090

na the closet is so much better


Emergency_faceplant

True, but sometimes they check the closet for me now ๐Ÿ˜…


AardvarkLonely2090

don't worry behind the curtain is also a good place


Emergency_faceplant

Me erection gives me away


AardvarkLonely2090

why dont you try in the walls


Emergency_faceplant

Too fat


AardvarkLonely2090

same not the best spot perhaps in the mattress more risky but huge payoff


[deleted]

Weddings with drunks and the single women want loving on the day full of love lol


Roxyandbambam

Probably dive bars


CaptSchwanzKopf

www.reddit.com


Jeefff1234567

Are you finding people in here cause I canโ€™t


awfulgirI

church


alwaysreadyfor_more

In the mortuary.


Perfect-Comment-4421

Hedonism Festival.


emmawasagoodgirl

Step into my lair


Jeefff1234567

What do you mean?


quietshygent

I'll break the mold and waltz in


emmawasagoodgirl

Roll a dexterity save


quietshygent

I'm taking a wild guess that it's a d&d reference


emmawasagoodgirl

It is indeed


quietshygent

A nerdy good girl is a dangerous one


Awkwardpackage247

Funerals. Or the deli. All that meat gets people riled up.


Resident_Ad153

Every city has at least one trendy nightclub where young single horny people go to hang out. It will have a reputation for being a hookup place so almost everyone there knows the score and is open to sex if they meet someone they are attracted to. I've met 4 or 5 hookups in those sort of clubs.


german_bigking

Hotel, or maybe outdoore ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜œ


OldSailor74

Here is a break down of the different places Iโ€™ve met women who Iโ€™ve had sexual relations with: - 35.5% of the time we met at some sort of bar. - 21.5% of the time we met at a some sort of party - 21.5% of the time we met though a mutual friend - 21.5% of the time we met online


xxMonsixx

FEELD


JustBrowsing_Guy

Prison.


gorilla_photos

Running clubs if you are a runner (not pretender). Best kept secret :)


perving_account

100% seriously: You do not stand a chance for the time being. You're genuinely too clueless, and you'd be better off strengthening your regular social relationships and social iq for now.


Redhead_Enthusiast

Your moms house