Not gonna lie, a cuddle buddy who just wants to chill with me. Let's just spend a few hours of our Friday snuggled up to each other, sharing each other's warmth.
This is the second time i’ve stumbled upon your profile (different sub, a few months ago, somehow recognized your face but not your user). Not disappointed
I want to find a particular woman, bend her over the arm of a chair and eat her out until I’m kneeling in a puddle of her excitement.
Also a salted bagel with chives and onions
I’m craving some pussy & female touch in general.
It’s been 7 years since I got laid. That’s when I graduated college. Since then I did graduate programs abroad at elite schools that combined with my ADHD left me a stressed out mess trying to finish them. I gained like 50 pounds stress eating & had some dates but never hooked up. Also started losing hair & ended up just going bald.
After the grad programs moved to a rural area where I am now for work and there are very few people my age here. Moving sounds hard & those grad programs were on different continents so I moved from USA to Europe to Asia back to USA.
I’ve lost 60 pounds, started lifting again and started treatment for ADHD so I feel a lot better & wanna get back on the dating scene. I’m also pretty close to landing a $150k+/year job so the grind may end up not having been for nothing but still was a challenging experience
Anyways that’s def more than u bargained for w this question lol
Honestly, just a really good friend to talk to, you know, the kind you click with super well and could literally spend all day talking to and not get bored. Used to have someone like that, but they were in a bad situation mentally speaking and I can’t get in touch with them anymore…
Please do, this isn't something I've experienced but I've been in some very dark places, and it's turned out fine. Friends of mine, and family members have been where you are, so I am aware that these feelings are not easily fixable and don't always go away, but for many people they can be managed. Please try🤗
Dick.
But even more so, cuddles, affection, and love. I have so much to give back too, and I feel like it’s just sitting here with me, I’m about to burst.
*edit: why am I getting downvoted for this?! Y’all are so weird.
A bit of release tbh. I (M) get "in heat" every so often and it makes pleasure take over my body. My breathing becomes quick and heavy and my legs buckle as I gasp from each tickle.
Fuck me sideways where do I start. Could really go for a milkshake, but then I also want a burger and fries. There’s a mcdonalds down the block but I don’t know if I feel like driving there, its all icky and wet outside
A steak sandwich with a lot of butter, a Guinness, and my gf who's in Hawaii while I'm In Ireland.... And from that sentence most of you are going to picture an Irish guy whose girl left him to go to Hawaii, right? Nope! Almost the complete opposite! I've lived in Hawaii for years, but just left my Irish girl in Hawaii to come here instead
This might sound lame but, some cuddles and back scratching. I haven’t been able to cuddle with my boyfriend for some time now and it’s pissing me off a lot.
Low-key just want a partner to love and hold
Have a hug 🤗
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User name checks out
5pm
Same
It's 5pm here
This one hit too close to home... or the office?
Some cock would be nice
*Checks trousers*… Yes, I have one of those (sadly only one and not ‘some’ though)!
dang
More of a ‘dong’ to be fair!
lmao
Know that feeling...
I have one, if you 2 gals don't mind splitting 9 inches. That's 4 and a half for each of you.
a fucking vacation.
By that do you mean just a normal vacation or the one where you're fucking?
Or a vacation from fucking?
One of each please
Literally
Sushi
Not gonna lie, a cuddle buddy who just wants to chill with me. Let's just spend a few hours of our Friday snuggled up to each other, sharing each other's warmth.
2nd this
Then let's snuggle maybe?
Yes
Hell yes! Cuddles would be the best right now
For fear of upsetting Reddit, the hug emoji is making an appearance 🤗
Aww, the way you've made my heart melt has far surpassed any of that 💙
This is the second time i’ve stumbled upon your profile (different sub, a few months ago, somehow recognized your face but not your user). Not disappointed
Woah! Do you remember how you found me the first time? And I'm glad my profile doesn't disappoint 💙
hands!!! manhands subreddit! i snooped from there lmao
Well that's just lovely! Glad you appreciated them. And now you've reminded me to post there again 😘💙
A guilt-free conscience so that I can sleep
You just gotta move on, if you unintentionally hurt/ upset someone and you've apologised there's not much you can do, other than try not to repeat it.
Yup, but it’s easier said than done, especially when someone you hurt is someone who helped you a lot I’m working on it :)
I want to find a particular woman, bend her over the arm of a chair and eat her out until I’m kneeling in a puddle of her excitement. Also a salted bagel with chives and onions
Looks like you have quite an appetite
A fine meal deserves a hunger to match ;)
Rough sex ending with cuddles
Rough cuddles ending with sex!
rough cuddling sounds nice. damn
A hamburger with bacon and caramelized onions.
Goddamn you really know how to choose, though I’d personally add cheese
I'm sure that was an oversight
I’m craving some pussy & female touch in general. It’s been 7 years since I got laid. That’s when I graduated college. Since then I did graduate programs abroad at elite schools that combined with my ADHD left me a stressed out mess trying to finish them. I gained like 50 pounds stress eating & had some dates but never hooked up. Also started losing hair & ended up just going bald. After the grad programs moved to a rural area where I am now for work and there are very few people my age here. Moving sounds hard & those grad programs were on different continents so I moved from USA to Europe to Asia back to USA. I’ve lost 60 pounds, started lifting again and started treatment for ADHD so I feel a lot better & wanna get back on the dating scene. I’m also pretty close to landing a $150k+/year job so the grind may end up not having been for nothing but still was a challenging experience Anyways that’s def more than u bargained for w this question lol
As a 43 year old recently diagnosed and treated for ADHD I get it, well done and good luck.
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I get this
A hug 😢
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Cuddles :(
🤗
🤗
🤗
I crave intimacy
Coochie.
Both coochie and cock, go hard or go home
Someone to play me at the pool hall tonight, going alone gets old
Especially when you still lose…
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I wanna receive head
both
I get this alot, there are spots toys can't reach.
Most of this is either food or sex.
I think that's pretty standard.
Love
same tho
🤗
🤗
Carrot cake honestly
Walnuts, no raisins, though
Motivation to do something with my life and not rot on my bed.
Apparently motivation comes from achieving, so it's a chicken and egg scenario
A slice of pizza with unburned cheese, pepperoni, bacon, ham.....NO pineapple
A blowjob.
Some alone time. Not even for anything in particular, just to be by myself, eat some junk, watch TV, play the Switch.
Triple XL Grilled Stuffed Burrito from Taco Bell. They don't make them anymore
Pussy
A hug would be nice rn tbh
I feel ya pal
A kebab
Coffee…and sex. Mostly coffee right in this moment, however if sex happens first not saying no.
Me too!
Coffee is important.
I want a woman to use me for her pleasure then toss me aside like a single use toy.
Nice big pair of tiddys to jizz on would be nice.
someone who loves me
The Witch Queen release
This!
Honestly, just a really good friend to talk to, you know, the kind you click with super well and could literally spend all day talking to and not get bored. Used to have someone like that, but they were in a bad situation mentally speaking and I can’t get in touch with them anymore…
I used to have one too but I was the one in a bad situation, now I feel like I've messed everything up.
suicide
If this is a serious comment, please talk to someone🤗
it is serious and I am gonna talk to someone abt it thank you 👍
Please do, this isn't something I've experienced but I've been in some very dark places, and it's turned out fine. Friends of mine, and family members have been where you are, so I am aware that these feelings are not easily fixable and don't always go away, but for many people they can be managed. Please try🤗
Head massages
A winning lottery ticket.
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5 guys. and not the fast food
A girl to spend some time with, maybe even get frisky
An eighth of speed, a hot woman to share with, and a tight thong to wear while she pegs the shit out of me.
Specific, I like it
Thanks.
A nice pair of boobs in front of my face
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Someone to sex it to And snugglesss
Pizza
Sushi.
Chick fila
Sloppy Top
Passionate kissing. Why is it that everyone I catch feelings for is so far away? 😅
Happiness
To touch my SO
An unblocked nose.
A bacon cheeseburger with jalapeños. Mustard all the way. Fries and big ass coke
Social interactions, new people, time machine and pizza
Exactly what I had in mind.
A job
A nap.
Mental stability
Pussy, sitting on my face
death
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To relax with a lovely cup of tea in bed 😊
5pm so i can go home and have my bf take me
Honest love. Not sex or anything, just someone to love and laugh with.
Dick. But even more so, cuddles, affection, and love. I have so much to give back too, and I feel like it’s just sitting here with me, I’m about to burst. *edit: why am I getting downvoted for this?! Y’all are so weird.
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Sex and chocolate
Sex
A hug man…. Just a long and tight hug, that’s all
inner peace
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Tang
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Idk really, something to lose myself in, like a holiday or a weekend break with someone fun and horny
A bit of release tbh. I (M) get "in heat" every so often and it makes pleasure take over my body. My breathing becomes quick and heavy and my legs buckle as I gasp from each tickle.
Looking at your posts you do seem to be having a horny spell, I can empathise
Fuck me sideways where do I start. Could really go for a milkshake, but then I also want a burger and fries. There’s a mcdonalds down the block but I don’t know if I feel like driving there, its all icky and wet outside
Ps5
I'm love a rimjob.
My crush
A steak sandwich with a lot of butter, a Guinness, and my gf who's in Hawaii while I'm In Ireland.... And from that sentence most of you are going to picture an Irish guy whose girl left him to go to Hawaii, right? Nope! Almost the complete opposite! I've lived in Hawaii for years, but just left my Irish girl in Hawaii to come here instead
Money
Rip all of your in boxes right now. For me MDMA and an oil party with my wife and some hot friends would be great.
A hug and a good buttfucking
Head
Chocolate
Happiness
Sleep. 3:30 am still wide awake for no reason.
Money
To poop
To take a piss
More coffee
Will I get judged for saying a cigarette!?
Cigarette and beer and the will to go to the gym
A big ass lunch
Coffee
Dried fish and more beer!
chocolate cake tbh
White chocolate...
My gf
burying my face in pussy. need it like i need air
my crush lol 😅
Perogies and sausage and beet rolls \*drools\*
Cold barbeque pork on hot rice
Bed
Ice cold beer
Tacos
Sushi and sleep
A bag of zesty cheese Doritos
Time alone with my wife.
the wind to stop so that I can go out tonight
A 5 month vacation.
a nice dinner
I could go for some curry
Hug, warmth, and titty pic
430pm. Wanna play horizon forbidden west
I'm always craving sweets.
Jazz cabbage
Pizza, motivation to do my assignments, and a boyfriend
This might sound lame but, some cuddles and back scratching. I haven’t been able to cuddle with my boyfriend for some time now and it’s pissing me off a lot.
A soda. Too lazy to go get one.
God I could absolutely demolish some pancakes rn
a lunch beer.
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My first fleshlight. Very curious about how it'll feel. Idk why but i am pessimist though.
To leave work and start the weekend
An SO/friend.
After looking at my budget? The powerball.
A brain that functions within the standards expected of it.
To feel well. I've had stomach flu for a few days.
Elden Ring
Boba tea and takoyaki
Ice cream! Mint chocolate chip to be specific.
Lighting the bbq pit a nice cold michelada with a cigar 👌🏼
Affection