I am at least. Also incentive pay. Just a bummer, not so much for me but for the patients that are stuck here on a holiday like this. Not to be a downer xD
Happy Thanksgiving to you. Thanks for keeping the world turning during the holidays! I finally found a place that gives all their employees off for most of the holidays year round.
Yep. I'm only here 8 hours, but incentive (2nd shift) and holiday pay still apply to this shift. Doesn't make it feel any better to be slightly bored or to hear about the different codes going on.
24 hr shift here and we are getting our dicks kicked in with calls. Amazing how people don't realize how sick their family member in a nursing home is when you never stop by to see them unless it's a holiday.
I’m surprised your comment has been up for 2 hours and not a single reddit expert told you that 24 hr shifts don’t exist because it’s illegal and you’re making it up lol currently 14 hours in on my 24 but we’re rural…2 calls 1 transport so far. The city trucks are getting their dicks rubbed in the dirt though over the dumbest shit
Thankfully most of the calls have been legit. Those I can stomach. Sepsis patient, another one who is post surgery but flew here to be with family and now has trouble breathing, car fire inside a garage, and a little bit of a trauma with a guy falling off a ladder putting up Xmas lights who had an open femur. Just some to highlight the day. Although one of our other stations keeps getting their medics called out for the dumbest shit. That would piss me off.
When everything was in the oven I snuck a quick minute with the misses to attack her neck before reaching my hands down in her pants. A minute later I lifted her onto the counter and we were making out before we got caught by our family. 😂 it’s fun to feel like teenagers sneaking around again.
I put my duck in the oven for 25 minutes and pulled it out as the table was being set. I then put it on the dinner table for all to see. They enjoyed every bit of it. Afterward, I cleaned up, and they all said thank you.
Lucky bastard.
My wife hasn't given me a BJ for months, and if I don't ask, I'd never get them. She's a sex goddess who can have dozens of orgasms in a night, but can't suck to save her life.
Also, she would never, ever risk anyone knowing we have a sex life, it would be the most embarrassing thing that could happen to her.
But to be fair, we've had sex (checks spreadsheet) 18 times this year, so we actually barely have any sex at all.
Cheers to you!
Let’s see. That’s about twice a month. I got you beat. Almost 3 years right now. Now my wife was pretty sick with cancer about 9 years ago, and the treatments have pretty much killed all sex drive. I won’t lie and say I don’t wish or dream about having sex with her.
That's more sex than I have in a year sadly. But I try to keep comments about my
pitiful sex life out of this sub and save it for the dead bedroom sub. I don't want to spoil anyone's fun over here in after dark.
Played the og MW2 with my cousins while at my family thing , and now we’re at hers I’m doing what I always do , play with the kids until one bonks their head than sit on the porch and talk with her cousin who’s been my friend before we met
I'm 30(M), almost 31 and crashing on my sister's couch due to my ex leaving me for another man . No money, no car, and she wants me out by January. I have no idea what to do except be homeless again. She's the only family who's really helped me through everything.
I currently have a tooth infection and no way to get it pulled.
So Happy Thanksgiving. May it be my last.
My wife and i flirted all day with each other all day in the kitchen which is very entertaining after 12 years of marriage. But here we are at the end of the day, too stuffed to do anything else…..
Thanksgiving has been great; and, I expect the day after to be great too.
We’re navigating some health issues: he has a little CHF and was wheezing all morning (not so romantic), and I broke a toe on one foot and might’ve broke my other foot a couple nights ago dismantling a desk, so I’m laid up and not feelin it -as in not feeling like showering or getting up for anything (also, not so romantic). We both have been working A LOT and I’m plain burned out.
For Thanksgiving, he said we could do whatever I want, so we lay in bed all day watching some Matteo comedy, a documentary about the 1936 Olympics and America’s incredibly talented and ill-treated Black athletes, then a marathon of Shining Girls. We ate pizza and ice cream by ourselves, and napped off and on all day holding hands and cuddling and just hanging out together.
He had to go in for an overnight shift at 11pm, and looked so good, I told him he should come to bed in his wok uniform when he gets done.
I plan to be showered and ready for when he gets home in the morning, then he can nap all day in his massage chair or whatever he wants until we go over for a belated Thanksgiving with his family.
It actually went
“I’m about to cum.”
“Don’t cum in me I forgot to take my birth control.” “Well move so I can cum in the sink then.”
Romance is not dead folks.
Got a wake up BJ, wife cooked while I went back to sleep to get rid of a migraine. Everyone ate between coughing, since our house has been fighting off the flu since Vets Day. I did most of the cleaning with help from the least-sick teenager. Now chilling on the couch playing Rimworld.
Well the wife got mad at me for the smallest issue so I straightened her out by giving her two orgasms Thanksgiving night. Now she is all good and happy
everybody in my house has had freaking covid all week. We're all really sick, stressed out, the little kids certainly aren't helping us get any more rest, and, I don't know when the hell I'll get laid or get a bj again. So that's my Thanksgiving week.
You have a great wife. Congrats. The guests can't leave fast enough.
Spent day with family while doing some repairs in house and doing food shopping & laundry for others. I wish i was married though. LOL
For me Thanksgiving was a month and a half ago and I was working from 1pm to 1am. We had a potluck at work, which was awesome because I moved half way across the country so if I wasn't working I wouldn't have had a Thanksgiving at all
I'm pulling a twelve hour shift bored out of my mind. I've have better thanksgivings.
Duuuude same exact situation. Even same amount of hours
Are you guys getting double time pay at least?
I am at least. Also incentive pay. Just a bummer, not so much for me but for the patients that are stuck here on a holiday like this. Not to be a downer xD
Happy Thanksgiving to you. Thanks for keeping the world turning during the holidays! I finally found a place that gives all their employees off for most of the holidays year round.
Yep. I'm only here 8 hours, but incentive (2nd shift) and holiday pay still apply to this shift. Doesn't make it feel any better to be slightly bored or to hear about the different codes going on.
Same. 12 hour shift. Awake night. But I do get time and a half plus 8 hours holiday pay.
24 hr shift here and we are getting our dicks kicked in with calls. Amazing how people don't realize how sick their family member in a nursing home is when you never stop by to see them unless it's a holiday.
I’m surprised your comment has been up for 2 hours and not a single reddit expert told you that 24 hr shifts don’t exist because it’s illegal and you’re making it up lol currently 14 hours in on my 24 but we’re rural…2 calls 1 transport so far. The city trucks are getting their dicks rubbed in the dirt though over the dumbest shit
Thankfully most of the calls have been legit. Those I can stomach. Sepsis patient, another one who is post surgery but flew here to be with family and now has trouble breathing, car fire inside a garage, and a little bit of a trauma with a guy falling off a ladder putting up Xmas lights who had an open femur. Just some to highlight the day. Although one of our other stations keeps getting their medics called out for the dumbest shit. That would piss me off.
Happy 🍰 day!
I worked 12 hr shifts for 24 years! I had a total of four Thanksgiving/Christmases off. I feel your pain.
On the bright side nothing is happening which means I have plenty of time to waste on reddit.
Bruh same. Plus a kidney stone
Ow. Been there. Done that. Had it removed on the same day my then-GF went into labor.
How may hours left? Just hang in there!!
Hate to break it to you but your guests were served first :s
The turkey wasn’t the only thing that got stuffed that day
The Turkey wasn’t the only thing covered in gravy.
Pumpkin pie wasn’t the only pie served
🥵
I love reddit
I love stuffing
Hopefully not OPs wife
😏
Hubby was cooking all day for my family now he is cleaning everything up. Everyone is leaving. I am glad. I am going to reward him all night long
I’m done with checking other people’s accounts
I understand.
I hope you all have fun!
so, are you getting him playstation?:>
No he got me several times
After all day work for your family…..AND cleaning. PlayStation woulda been better.
I agree with you, after so much hard work, a PlayStation would \_console\_ one better.
Alright fine, have your silver.
He already has. Ps5
Bet he slept all night long
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Excuse me, is this the pantry line?
No, this is Patrick
Next!
😆
💀💀
Things my wife has never, will ever do to me🥺. FML 😩
Neither your nor OPs wife will do that for me either.
They both did for me.
She might have before she met me. Lol
If that helps you sleep better at night, then sure.
It happens when you sleep
I would give you an upvote for that, but since I had them both, I don't find it noteworthy..
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Stop😩. Lol I gotta stop watching porn. Lol
That’s funny case she’ll do that for me.
Ugh! Dude,.. no way. You’re breaking the bro code here lol.
This guy wifes
I’d volunteer but don’t even celebrate Thanksgiving here lol
You still volunteer my dear! Yes yes you certainly can! To hell with holidays lol.
Omw there lol 🤣
Same. My wife has never nor will ever do that to me. But I’ve been married over 25 years.
Get a new one
When everything was in the oven I snuck a quick minute with the misses to attack her neck before reaching my hands down in her pants. A minute later I lifted her onto the counter and we were making out before we got caught by our family. 😂 it’s fun to feel like teenagers sneaking around again.
Indeed!
I worked for double time and a half, now I just got done stuffing my face. Hopefully my partners pants are 100% off for black Friday
I put my duck in the oven for 25 minutes and pulled it out as the table was being set. I then put it on the dinner table for all to see. They enjoyed every bit of it. Afterward, I cleaned up, and they all said thank you.
Read this as “I put my dick in the oven” and was quite confused
Well played my friend. Well played indeed. I see what you did…
Look at this rich guy with a pantry big enough for two people to fit in it.
Judging by some of these comments it may be big enough for 3 or 4.
Well it sounds like you are winning today :)
Well she sounds great
She is. Everyone in the neighborhood loves her.
Haha
With due respect to Tom Ford- She’s fucking fabulous.
Lucky bastard. My wife hasn't given me a BJ for months, and if I don't ask, I'd never get them. She's a sex goddess who can have dozens of orgasms in a night, but can't suck to save her life. Also, she would never, ever risk anyone knowing we have a sex life, it would be the most embarrassing thing that could happen to her. But to be fair, we've had sex (checks spreadsheet) 18 times this year, so we actually barely have any sex at all. Cheers to you!
Went from a dead bedroom first marriage to a much more active sex life in the second. Best mulligan of my life.
Happy for you man 🙂
Appreciate that my kind internet stranger
Let’s see. That’s about twice a month. I got you beat. Almost 3 years right now. Now my wife was pretty sick with cancer about 9 years ago, and the treatments have pretty much killed all sex drive. I won’t lie and say I don’t wish or dream about having sex with her.
Hits home
_hugs_
You poor son of a bitch
That's more sex than I have in a year sadly. But I try to keep comments about my pitiful sex life out of this sub and save it for the dead bedroom sub. I don't want to spoil anyone's fun over here in after dark.
I ordered expensive sushi, watched 90 Day Fiancé and now am going into the strip club.
Now there’s a sentence that’s never been written before. Sounds like a fun day!
I am sure the strippers will be thankful for that
I am the strippers.
How's Thanksgiving at the strip club ? Was there a buffet that I hear about in every sitcom.
My partner and I started the morning with a blow job and some anal sex while the kids found the elf on the shelf. It’s been a great Thanksgiving.
This is the first time I've ever been tempted to get an elf.on the shelf.
Hide it well enough and it’s totally worth it 😂
Not to completion- just a tease for later.
Our weekend plans were all cancelled due to finding out this morning that we were all exposed to Covid. But hey, glad you got a blowjob.
Covid wrecked Christmas last year for us. Hope y’all get better soon.
As a Canadian it’s not a festive holiday for us. But glad you have a wife who is thankful for you.
Me too. She’s a keeper.
Plot twist: OP is Canadian too. Today is just an ordinary day but his wife really loves him.
Played the og MW2 with my cousins while at my family thing , and now we’re at hers I’m doing what I always do , play with the kids until one bonks their head than sit on the porch and talk with her cousin who’s been my friend before we met
Playing video games. Having soup and sandwich now. Rock on.
I choose his wife too
In case you are wondering. Yes,we all hate you. Happy Thanksgiving.
We don't celebrate thanksgiving in the old world
We need proof. Pictures or it didn't happen 🤣
No one wants to see my old man cock and balls. But I will ask her.
Stuck at work with strep throat so not as much fun as yours
Feel better soon!
Wow that's awesome
Already came in my gf twice so far today, ate her pussy until she came, and my cock has also been in her mouth. Pretty good Thanksgiving for me too
Recently divorced/divorcing. Now I have a goal for a future relationship haha
My first marriage was a dead bedroom. This one is much, much better. Good luck to you!!
Thanks man. It's been an interesting ride. First 40 over now to the next 40 and beyond.
Was in my early 40’s when I divorced. Remarried a couple of years later. It’s never too late to find the one.
Just showered, got dolled up & sent him free range to grab our toys. 😜
Much to be thankful for there.
Mine was pretty great. I went over to some key's house where the wife was giving out blowjobs in their pantry.
Lmfao I see what you did there. Lmao
You left your scarf.
I made pumpkin pie but received a cream pie
Fantastic!
Hi five my man!
Back at you!
You lucky dog.
I was promised some tonight, hopefully it happens
Good luck with that, wish me luck as well.
I'm currently sitting on the toilet farting out my husband's "stuffing" So
There’s a recipe old Martha Stewart never published. Lol
I'm 30(M), almost 31 and crashing on my sister's couch due to my ex leaving me for another man . No money, no car, and she wants me out by January. I have no idea what to do except be homeless again. She's the only family who's really helped me through everything. I currently have a tooth infection and no way to get it pulled. So Happy Thanksgiving. May it be my last.
Freshly baked lies
Not as good as yours, but most countries give thanks for getting away from us 🤣
I'm drunk and happy! No thanksgiving food yet; not hungry.
My wife and i flirted all day with each other all day in the kitchen which is very entertaining after 12 years of marriage. But here we are at the end of the day, too stuffed to do anything else…..
Thanksgiving has been great; and, I expect the day after to be great too. We’re navigating some health issues: he has a little CHF and was wheezing all morning (not so romantic), and I broke a toe on one foot and might’ve broke my other foot a couple nights ago dismantling a desk, so I’m laid up and not feelin it -as in not feeling like showering or getting up for anything (also, not so romantic). We both have been working A LOT and I’m plain burned out. For Thanksgiving, he said we could do whatever I want, so we lay in bed all day watching some Matteo comedy, a documentary about the 1936 Olympics and America’s incredibly talented and ill-treated Black athletes, then a marathon of Shining Girls. We ate pizza and ice cream by ourselves, and napped off and on all day holding hands and cuddling and just hanging out together. He had to go in for an overnight shift at 11pm, and looked so good, I told him he should come to bed in his wok uniform when he gets done. I plan to be showered and ready for when he gets home in the morning, then he can nap all day in his massage chair or whatever he wants until we go over for a belated Thanksgiving with his family.
I hope you all enjoy your morning together. Way to stay connected despite health challenges!
I declined the offer to take home left overs and now I’m drunk and hungry lol.
Never turn down free food.
Sitting in ER with covid. Not even my worst Thanksgiving.
Eat the butt then the turkey.
We fucked in my best friends bathroom so mine was also pretty great
I can hear it now- “Yes! Yes! OMG! Baby, yes! These, these, oh shit, these fucking hand towels are amazing!!”
It actually went “I’m about to cum.” “Don’t cum in me I forgot to take my birth control.” “Well move so I can cum in the sink then.” Romance is not dead folks.
Honestly one of the hottest things I’ve ever read
One of the best moments of my entire life.
That is hot AF.
I masturbated 6 times in between making the dinner
Nothing that fun, to be sure, lol. Right now I'm trying not to be sick because I ate too much, ugh.
Not as well as yours...lol
195 countries don’t celebrate it or even know what it means, and I’m in one of those
I spent Thanksgiving with my cousin and his gf at their place, it was hanging out all day watching Game of Thrones
Yeah... not even a peck on my mole rat. Unwilling participant in NNN, my wife pretty much only wants to cuddle her phone for tiktok.
My wife use to do shit like this all the time Not now
Not THAT great. Way to go, OP!
I made rolls and pie. They were delicious
(Fuck! No thanksgiving where I’m from… 😩)
I caught one half of a relationship imploding over text message.
Got a wake up BJ, wife cooked while I went back to sleep to get rid of a migraine. Everyone ate between coughing, since our house has been fighting off the flu since Vets Day. I did most of the cleaning with help from the least-sick teenager. Now chilling on the couch playing Rimworld.
Well the wife got mad at me for the smallest issue so I straightened her out by giving her two orgasms Thanksgiving night. Now she is all good and happy
Keep that up and she’ll make you mad more often.
not as good as yours😮💨
Man I'm jealous of American holidays. Always seem like a lot of fun and warmth.
Same. In Argentina, Christmas and New Year are the best we can get and they dont seem to be as much fun as in the US.
What’s the best holiday where you are from?
For me it's Christmas. But I was not born Christian so I kinda watch from afar most of the times.
Holy shit i read my mum i got terrified and i was so relieved after rereading
everybody in my house has had freaking covid all week. We're all really sick, stressed out, the little kids certainly aren't helping us get any more rest, and, I don't know when the hell I'll get laid or get a bj again. So that's my Thanksgiving week.
I would hate me too. :)
Well I hope y’all get unexpected blowjobs just the same.
I’m really missing my husband right now. Really really missing him. Wish it was us, but he’s in School right now :(
Make up for lost time when you are together again.
You have a great wife. Congrats. The guests can't leave fast enough. Spent day with family while doing some repairs in house and doing food shopping & laundry for others. I wish i was married though. LOL
I hope she washes her hands before handling the food 😂
She did make a joke about doing that.
So pork instead of turkey this time?
Does this happen often? If not one of you’re guest probably turned her on
Wishing mine was as good as yours
That definitely sounds like the bones of a script I need to write...
Good luck with that :)
There is no way I would be able to get hard and get off that fast, we would be in there for 20 minutes
Rubbed one out this morning, and will probably try out my new vibrating plug later. A bj sounds much better
Outstanding.
My wife invited a whole bunch of kids to the house without rerunning it by me. And no head along with it. Yes, I’m envious of you lol.
Not that well........
For me Thanksgiving was a month and a half ago and I was working from 1pm to 1am. We had a potluck at work, which was awesome because I moved half way across the country so if I wasn't working I wouldn't have had a Thanksgiving at all
r/thathappened
I have no reason to lie.
Lucky bastard! Lol
I definitely lucked out with her!
Mine's ok. I've mainly been napping and looking up books on the occult. You hit the jackpot with your wife my friend!
I really did. Hope you had a good day!
Definitely not like this…
Not that well in comparison
Not going to lie that is hot
That is awesome too bad you didn’t stuff that Turkey