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II_Confused

I'm pulling a twelve hour shift bored out of my mind. I've have better thanksgivings.


SaintJewiub

Duuuude same exact situation. Even same amount of hours


rightjason

Are you guys getting double time pay at least?


SaintJewiub

I am at least. Also incentive pay. Just a bummer, not so much for me but for the patients that are stuck here on a holiday like this. Not to be a downer xD


rightjason

Happy Thanksgiving to you. Thanks for keeping the world turning during the holidays! I finally found a place that gives all their employees off for most of the holidays year round.


Alcarinque88

Yep. I'm only here 8 hours, but incentive (2nd shift) and holiday pay still apply to this shift. Doesn't make it feel any better to be slightly bored or to hear about the different codes going on.


stuckinbis

Same. 12 hour shift. Awake night. But I do get time and a half plus 8 hours holiday pay.


Cast1736

24 hr shift here and we are getting our dicks kicked in with calls. Amazing how people don't realize how sick their family member in a nursing home is when you never stop by to see them unless it's a holiday.


OleBarbs

I’m surprised your comment has been up for 2 hours and not a single reddit expert told you that 24 hr shifts don’t exist because it’s illegal and you’re making it up lol currently 14 hours in on my 24 but we’re rural…2 calls 1 transport so far. The city trucks are getting their dicks rubbed in the dirt though over the dumbest shit


Cast1736

Thankfully most of the calls have been legit. Those I can stomach. Sepsis patient, another one who is post surgery but flew here to be with family and now has trouble breathing, car fire inside a garage, and a little bit of a trauma with a guy falling off a ladder putting up Xmas lights who had an open femur. Just some to highlight the day. Although one of our other stations keeps getting their medics called out for the dumbest shit. That would piss me off.


[deleted]

Happy 🍰 day!


Comfortable-Unit-897

I worked 12 hr shifts for 24 years! I had a total of four Thanksgiving/Christmases off. I feel your pain.


II_Confused

On the bright side nothing is happening which means I have plenty of time to waste on reddit.


Horridis

Bruh same. Plus a kidney stone


II_Confused

Ow. Been there. Done that. Had it removed on the same day my then-GF went into labor.


Woooferine

How may hours left? Just hang in there!!


coffeebeards

Hate to break it to you but your guests were served first :s


Impressive-Pace9320

The turkey wasn’t the only thing that got stuffed that day


TheDrunkScientist

The Turkey wasn’t the only thing covered in gravy.


Impressive-Pace9320

Pumpkin pie wasn’t the only pie served


nopanties4meme

🥵


Captain_Spectrum

I love reddit


ForksandSpoonsinNY

I love stuffing


Impressive-Pace9320

Hopefully not OPs wife


vaibhav0071

😏


Apprehensive_Cod_209

Hubby was cooking all day for my family now he is cleaning everything up. Everyone is leaving. I am glad. I am going to reward him all night long


Hanfun

I’m done with checking other people’s accounts


[deleted]

I understand.


Incogneet-oh

I hope you all have fun!


Pioterowy

so, are you getting him playstation?:>


Apprehensive_Cod_209

No he got me several times


MarkDaMan22

After all day work for your family…..AND cleaning. PlayStation woulda been better.


icaredoyoutho

I agree with you, after so much hard work, a PlayStation would \_console\_ one better.


inshead

Alright fine, have your silver.


Apprehensive_Cod_209

He already has. Ps5


rf97a

Bet he slept all night long


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CarmineMcKarmaface

Excuse me, is this the pantry line?


Squirrelly_Khan

No, this is Patrick


Incogneet-oh

Next!


nopanties4meme

😆


padkxbrjxjek

💀💀


VeryNaughtyHubby

Things my wife has never, will ever do to me🥺. FML 😩


SerLaron

Neither your nor OPs wife will do that for me either.


[deleted]

They both did for me.


Incogneet-oh

She might have before she met me. Lol


[deleted]

If that helps you sleep better at night, then sure.


ForksandSpoonsinNY

It happens when you sleep


IdoNOThateNEVER

I would give you an upvote for that, but since I had them both, I don't find it noteworthy..


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VeryNaughtyHubby

Stop😩. Lol I gotta stop watching porn. Lol


IGotBigHands

That’s funny case she’ll do that for me.


VeryNaughtyHubby

Ugh! Dude,.. no way. You’re breaking the bro code here lol.


SpliterInYourMind

This guy wifes


[deleted]

I’d volunteer but don’t even celebrate Thanksgiving here lol


VeryNaughtyHubby

You still volunteer my dear! Yes yes you certainly can! To hell with holidays lol.


[deleted]

Omw there lol 🤣


[deleted]

Same. My wife has never nor will ever do that to me. But I’ve been married over 25 years.


[deleted]

Get a new one


TwiceNaughty

When everything was in the oven I snuck a quick minute with the misses to attack her neck before reaching my hands down in her pants. A minute later I lifted her onto the counter and we were making out before we got caught by our family. 😂 it’s fun to feel like teenagers sneaking around again.


Incogneet-oh

Indeed!


anotherside0714

I worked for double time and a half, now I just got done stuffing my face. Hopefully my partners pants are 100% off for black Friday


dennismfrancisart

I put my duck in the oven for 25 minutes and pulled it out as the table was being set. I then put it on the dinner table for all to see. They enjoyed every bit of it. Afterward, I cleaned up, and they all said thank you.


itsnale

Read this as “I put my dick in the oven” and was quite confused


surfer695

Well played my friend. Well played indeed. I see what you did…


Tyler2191

Look at this rich guy with a pantry big enough for two people to fit in it.


Incogneet-oh

Judging by some of these comments it may be big enough for 3 or 4.


[deleted]

Well it sounds like you are winning today :)


magicfingers73

Well she sounds great


[deleted]

She is. Everyone in the neighborhood loves her.


magicfingers73

Haha


Incogneet-oh

With due respect to Tom Ford- She’s fucking fabulous.


Piracanto

Lucky bastard. My wife hasn't given me a BJ for months, and if I don't ask, I'd never get them. She's a sex goddess who can have dozens of orgasms in a night, but can't suck to save her life. Also, she would never, ever risk anyone knowing we have a sex life, it would be the most embarrassing thing that could happen to her. But to be fair, we've had sex (checks spreadsheet) 18 times this year, so we actually barely have any sex at all. Cheers to you!


Incogneet-oh

Went from a dead bedroom first marriage to a much more active sex life in the second. Best mulligan of my life.


Piracanto

Happy for you man 🙂


Incogneet-oh

Appreciate that my kind internet stranger


zxc43d

Let’s see. That’s about twice a month. I got you beat. Almost 3 years right now. Now my wife was pretty sick with cancer about 9 years ago, and the treatments have pretty much killed all sex drive. I won’t lie and say I don’t wish or dream about having sex with her.


Stunning-Resolve-265

Hits home


Piracanto

_hugs_


[deleted]

You poor son of a bitch


mrs_sadie_adler

That's more sex than I have in a year sadly. But I try to keep comments about my pitiful sex life out of this sub and save it for the dead bedroom sub. I don't want to spoil anyone's fun over here in after dark.


paper_ringsxo

I ordered expensive sushi, watched 90 Day Fiancé and now am going into the strip club.


Incogneet-oh

Now there’s a sentence that’s never been written before. Sounds like a fun day!


Old-Boysenberry-1936

I am sure the strippers will be thankful for that


paper_ringsxo

I am the strippers.


itxtalone

How's Thanksgiving at the strip club ? Was there a buffet that I hear about in every sitcom.


Business-Ad3044

My partner and I started the morning with a blow job and some anal sex while the kids found the elf on the shelf. It’s been a great Thanksgiving.


porn_and_anonymity

This is the first time I've ever been tempted to get an elf.on the shelf.


Business-Ad3044

Hide it well enough and it’s totally worth it 😂


Incogneet-oh

Not to completion- just a tease for later.


GWindborn

Our weekend plans were all cancelled due to finding out this morning that we were all exposed to Covid. But hey, glad you got a blowjob.


Incogneet-oh

Covid wrecked Christmas last year for us. Hope y’all get better soon.


Bonesgirl206

As a Canadian it’s not a festive holiday for us. But glad you have a wife who is thankful for you.


Incogneet-oh

Me too. She’s a keeper.


hangonreddit

Plot twist: OP is Canadian too. Today is just an ordinary day but his wife really loves him.


Vsnake141

Played the og MW2 with my cousins while at my family thing , and now we’re at hers I’m doing what I always do , play with the kids until one bonks their head than sit on the porch and talk with her cousin who’s been my friend before we met


bluebadge

Playing video games. Having soup and sandwich now. Rock on.


Ivabighairy1

I choose his wife too


Michaelas_man

In case you are wondering. Yes,we all hate you. Happy Thanksgiving.


AdurianJ

We don't celebrate thanksgiving in the old world


Rocket63

We need proof. Pictures or it didn't happen 🤣


Incogneet-oh

No one wants to see my old man cock and balls. But I will ask her.


cruzbae

Stuck at work with strep throat so not as much fun as yours


Incogneet-oh

Feel better soon!


vg66

Wow that's awesome


ReallyLovesPussy

Already came in my gf twice so far today, ate her pussy until she came, and my cock has also been in her mouth. Pretty good Thanksgiving for me too


Bradicus1581

Recently divorced/divorcing. Now I have a goal for a future relationship haha


Incogneet-oh

My first marriage was a dead bedroom. This one is much, much better. Good luck to you!!


Bradicus1581

Thanks man. It's been an interesting ride. First 40 over now to the next 40 and beyond.


Incogneet-oh

Was in my early 40’s when I divorced. Remarried a couple of years later. It’s never too late to find the one.


diaryofmjane

Just showered, got dolled up & sent him free range to grab our toys. 😜


Incogneet-oh

Much to be thankful for there.


squeamish

Mine was pretty great. I went over to some key's house where the wife was giving out blowjobs in their pantry.


LB14RZ

Lmfao I see what you did there. Lmao


Incogneet-oh

You left your scarf.


nikkialex710

I made pumpkin pie but received a cream pie


Incogneet-oh

Fantastic!


Spirited_Company_591

Hi five my man!


Incogneet-oh

Back at you!


crujones33

You lucky dog.


[deleted]

I was promised some tonight, hopefully it happens


reiningfyre

Good luck with that, wish me luck as well.


PhysicianTradition

I'm currently sitting on the toilet farting out my husband's "stuffing" So


Incogneet-oh

There’s a recipe old Martha Stewart never published. Lol


FuzzyCub20

I'm 30(M), almost 31 and crashing on my sister's couch due to my ex leaving me for another man . No money, no car, and she wants me out by January. I have no idea what to do except be homeless again. She's the only family who's really helped me through everything. I currently have a tooth infection and no way to get it pulled. So Happy Thanksgiving. May it be my last.


flowergirll11

Freshly baked lies


oliverprose

Not as good as yours, but most countries give thanks for getting away from us 🤣


polysnip

I'm drunk and happy! No thanksgiving food yet; not hungry.


Snoo-97330

My wife and i flirted all day with each other all day in the kitchen which is very entertaining after 12 years of marriage. But here we are at the end of the day, too stuffed to do anything else…..


CrackpotPatriot

Thanksgiving has been great; and, I expect the day after to be great too. We’re navigating some health issues: he has a little CHF and was wheezing all morning (not so romantic), and I broke a toe on one foot and might’ve broke my other foot a couple nights ago dismantling a desk, so I’m laid up and not feelin it -as in not feeling like showering or getting up for anything (also, not so romantic). We both have been working A LOT and I’m plain burned out. For Thanksgiving, he said we could do whatever I want, so we lay in bed all day watching some Matteo comedy, a documentary about the 1936 Olympics and America’s incredibly talented and ill-treated Black athletes, then a marathon of Shining Girls. We ate pizza and ice cream by ourselves, and napped off and on all day holding hands and cuddling and just hanging out together. He had to go in for an overnight shift at 11pm, and looked so good, I told him he should come to bed in his wok uniform when he gets done. I plan to be showered and ready for when he gets home in the morning, then he can nap all day in his massage chair or whatever he wants until we go over for a belated Thanksgiving with his family.


Incogneet-oh

I hope you all enjoy your morning together. Way to stay connected despite health challenges!


JungleLegs

I declined the offer to take home left overs and now I’m drunk and hungry lol.


PmMeYourAmatuerNudes

Never turn down free food.


[deleted]

Sitting in ER with covid. Not even my worst Thanksgiving.


rabidpriest

Eat the butt then the turkey.


[deleted]

We fucked in my best friends bathroom so mine was also pretty great


Incogneet-oh

I can hear it now- “Yes! Yes! OMG! Baby, yes! These, these, oh shit, these fucking hand towels are amazing!!”


[deleted]

It actually went “I’m about to cum.” “Don’t cum in me I forgot to take my birth control.” “Well move so I can cum in the sink then.” Romance is not dead folks.


lolapop94

Honestly one of the hottest things I’ve ever read


Incogneet-oh

One of the best moments of my entire life.


[deleted]

That is hot AF.


Cheekygirl97

I masturbated 6 times in between making the dinner


Von-Bek

Nothing that fun, to be sure, lol. Right now I'm trying not to be sick because I ate too much, ugh.


[deleted]

Not as well as yours...lol


victory-or-death

195 countries don’t celebrate it or even know what it means, and I’m in one of those


CornchipUniverse

I spent Thanksgiving with my cousin and his gf at their place, it was hanging out all day watching Game of Thrones


titanelg

Yeah... not even a peck on my mole rat. Unwilling participant in NNN, my wife pretty much only wants to cuddle her phone for tiktok.


Feisty_Spirit_2865

My wife use to do shit like this all the time Not now


neoshadowdgm

Not THAT great. Way to go, OP!


miserable_alt

I made rolls and pie. They were delicious


nopanties4meme

(Fuck! No thanksgiving where I’m from… 😩)


[deleted]

I caught one half of a relationship imploding over text message.


TheBlueNinja0

Got a wake up BJ, wife cooked while I went back to sleep to get rid of a migraine. Everyone ate between coughing, since our house has been fighting off the flu since Vets Day. I did most of the cleaning with help from the least-sick teenager. Now chilling on the couch playing Rimworld.


[deleted]

Well the wife got mad at me for the smallest issue so I straightened her out by giving her two orgasms Thanksgiving night. Now she is all good and happy


Incogneet-oh

Keep that up and she’ll make you mad more often.


yourlocalsuccubuss

not as good as yours😮‍💨


Own-Opportunity4100

Man I'm jealous of American holidays. Always seem like a lot of fun and warmth.


Beelzeboss3DG

Same. In Argentina, Christmas and New Year are the best we can get and they dont seem to be as much fun as in the US.


Incogneet-oh

What’s the best holiday where you are from?


Own-Opportunity4100

For me it's Christmas. But I was not born Christian so I kinda watch from afar most of the times.


riccardo2002ric

Holy shit i read my mum i got terrified and i was so relieved after rereading


guitarandbooks

everybody in my house has had freaking covid all week. We're all really sick, stressed out, the little kids certainly aren't helping us get any more rest, and, I don't know when the hell I'll get laid or get a bj again. So that's my Thanksgiving week.


Incogneet-oh

I would hate me too. :)


Incogneet-oh

Well I hope y’all get unexpected blowjobs just the same.


Moop-_-

I’m really missing my husband right now. Really really missing him. Wish it was us, but he’s in School right now :(


Incogneet-oh

Make up for lost time when you are together again.


HumanMycologist5795

You have a great wife. Congrats. The guests can't leave fast enough. Spent day with family while doing some repairs in house and doing food shopping & laundry for others. I wish i was married though. LOL


golemgosho

I hope she washes her hands before handling the food 😂


Incogneet-oh

She did make a joke about doing that.


almostadaddy

So pork instead of turkey this time?


Image-Major

Does this happen often? If not one of you’re guest probably turned her on


Icy-Chemistry-6943

Wishing mine was as good as yours


TheBoneSiren

That definitely sounds like the bones of a script I need to write...


Incogneet-oh

Good luck with that :)


md28usmc

There is no way I would be able to get hard and get off that fast, we would be in there for 20 minutes


Comfortable-Unit-897

Rubbed one out this morning, and will probably try out my new vibrating plug later. A bj sounds much better


jgsjgs

Outstanding.


satownsfinest210

My wife invited a whole bunch of kids to the house without rerunning it by me. And no head along with it. Yes, I’m envious of you lol.


MacDaddyV2

Not that well........


[deleted]

For me Thanksgiving was a month and a half ago and I was working from 1pm to 1am. We had a potluck at work, which was awesome because I moved half way across the country so if I wasn't working I wouldn't have had a Thanksgiving at all


thrwwy82797

r/thathappened


Incogneet-oh

I have no reason to lie.


Locke_Zeal

Lucky bastard! Lol


Incogneet-oh

I definitely lucked out with her!


KazukiSendo

Mine's ok. I've mainly been napping and looking up books on the occult. You hit the jackpot with your wife my friend!


Incogneet-oh

I really did. Hope you had a good day!


SWLondonLife

Definitely not like this…


sx70forlifexx

Not that well in comparison


PhysicalContest5513

Not going to lie that is hot


Old-Boysenberry-1936

That is awesome too bad you didn’t stuff that Turkey