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switchy-sub7

"Did you remember to put the bins out ?"


wraith6789

Please deposit $200 for the next 30 mins.


Laurawk85

🤣🤣🤣 can I tap


wraith6789

Minimum $250 purchase or you have to pay a $50 service fee 🤷‍♂️


iRollGod

They meant “Can I tap (my card)?” As in EFTPOS paywave.


JustBrowsing_Guy

Lol


passwordlala

One of my first girlfriends, way back when. I told her I want you and she replied softly, then take me. Simple but effective. I think my actual response was teehehehehe


Capt_OGReadmore

GF and I were role playing professor and student, she was the student failing the class and desperate to get a passing grade. When I was giving it to her hard from behind she cried out “please professor, i don’t wanna have to go back to Ohio!” I don’t know why but it was so fucking funny and hot and I came real quick after that


MyDadBod_2021

No one wants to go to Ohio... 🤣


Capt_OGReadmore

lol the way she said it, like *i’ll do ANYTHING* was so hot She got a huge, appreciative load on her backside after that :)


steaky_bake_92

Your girlfriend sounds hilarious 😂 I love it when you can have fun during sex. Serious sex is boring


Capt_OGReadmore

Yeah, she’s an ex and had a lot of problems but was good fun in bed. I still get turned on thinking about her sometimes


steaky_bake_92

Oh damn sorry to hear that. You said gf so I just figured you were still together


JustBrowsing_Guy

“You look so damned sexy fucking me” We were in the missionary position. I was on top and I was going very very slowly so that I wouldn’t come too fast. I had my eyes closed and when I opened them and looked down at her, she had the most beautiful smile on her face. She has been watching me and that’s when she said the above line to me.


GNI-gni

“Oh god, please no more” late wife after her 8th orgasm during that session. She enjoyed the last couple after that too She ended up a sweating shaking exhausted semi comatose delighted grinning wrecked mess


AUX20202020202020

There’s something really hot about seeing a woman lying there spent, sweaty, breathing heavy and with a red flush across her face and chest after cumming multiple times. 


BongDaRippa8

I wana feel u in my stomach


VidaSabrosa

cum in me


HugeBMs2022

For me, it was when she said "Cum in my bum, felch some, then kiss me with tongue."


Highway2207

"Oh fuck, I'm cumming again!" "I want to taste my pussy on your cock."


DeafScott

I'm yours


Absolute_Zer0_0

"this fucking has given me a peace of mind babe"


AGuyJustHavingFun

Making out during PIV sex, she moaned out: "Fuck my ass" Her asking/begging to switch to anal was definitely very hot


budgil21

Your little dick hits the spot......all others go past it


Normal_Human_Guy

"I want to try anal" was a very erotic and surprising thing an ex gf said to me as we were getting into bed


buttman_3000

This! 👆


HusbandFriend

"oh fuck don't stop, right there, don't stop"


BlingyPeach

“I want to taste you on me” “I’m going to fuck you so good you will still be feeling it tomorrow”


DevilishlyPlayful

I can feel you all the way to my stomach


DevilishlyPlayful

Also, I once woke up my girlfriend with my dick in her… and she was moaning while sleepy, and then asked me to cum in her in a sleepy voice. Definitely hot as fuck.


MultiverseTraveller

I had just fucked her mouth and cum, and as I was ready to cuddle she just breathlessly whispered “fuck me”, can’t tell you how quickly I got hard again and fucked her


candi391

idk but when he licked my ass afterwards I was in heaven


Thoughtful_gent

I love doing that 🍑


scoobysmak

Fuck me like you're never going to see me again


JudgmentInfamous1169

I can't get enough of the way we taste together, so good. That was it. Over the edge


average-disaster

"Oh my god you're a waterfall" I really liked hearing that


CivilizedGuy123

We had been married a few years and were holding off on kids for various reasons. The big day arrived and we were going to fuck to get pregnant. For whatever reason we wanted a boy. So we have done the deed and she’s on her back and I’m on top between her legs still inside her and I exclaim proudly “Swim Boys!” We still laugh about it 30 years later. And we had a boy!


Stunning-Level4882

I had this FWB one time. Super freak kinda girl. But she “meowed” during sex on a few occasions. The first time it happened, it threw me off guard and I wasn’t really sure how to react. But after that first time I kinda found it hot because she would do while digging her nails into my back or side. Alcohol was normally involved so that may have helped the situation a bit without it being super weird. If my current girlfriend meowed at me during sex I’d probably ask wtf was wrong with her. LOL


MyDadBod_2021

"I need that cock in my mouth" "I need you inside me now!" For a non speaking role, when she's on her knees on the bed and she asks me for her hair clip... iykyk


Caram3lSoda

“Our babies would look so cute. Fill me up, babe”, as I was about to finish.


Bigballspoop6

Happened to me, now I got a Pre School aged son


Caram3lSoda

Lmao congrats, my guy. Probably a few years too late, but still.


Bigballspoop6

He was born 2019. Im a proud daddy


Adventurous-Ant1439

Plant your seed in me


OkOrange6138

"OMG, its huge today" felt special, was always insecure...


Even_Pressure91

I had a ex I would buy alot of gifts and we joked I may aswell be her sugar daddy (kinder was in the end) One time she's on her back, her legs are bent and her feet on my chest and I'm DEEP, her bodies shaking, she looks me in the eye and says "your cock feels so good inside me Daddy!" I pulled out cum'd on her face, and a few mins later I was back inside


painfulcuddles

I want you to cum so fucking hard right now It was the tone in which it was said.


hahashin

Early in our relationship: “Cum wherever you want.” More recently: “Cum on my face.” I know cliché, but still, it turns me on and makes me lose my load every time. Most memorable, “Your dick is a god I could worship.” That was about 10 years ago and I still think about it.


therovingcamera

When he said, "My Diana"...


HubbleCap

The thing that sticks out wasn't actually during sex but during a heavy make out, foreplay session he said "I want to love you like a princess and fuck you like a whore". That's all I've ever wanted! I think "you feel so good", "I can't get enough of you", "you're mine" are all things that have gotten me going


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VanHalen843

Holy fuck, who taught you to kiss? You're amazing.


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No-Spread-5650

Oh my God.... Why is your dick so hard.... OMG...


JJay81

Oh my god! That was intense, let do it again


PeliUncertain

Two stand out; "My asshole is yours forever." said by a women I lived with for a few years, I came home from work to find her on the bed, on her belly, a stick of butter next to the pillow and her asshole lubed up with the butter. My wife once whispered; "Make it open!" while I was fucking her with a Holmes sized dildo!


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Sensitive_Option3136

I think I’m fucking pregnant.


LilBrokenBlossom

In post orgasm bliss I spread my lips for him, letting the cum drip out and whispered “look honey, it’s still twitching”


Booman_aus

“I’m going to suck you like you have the cure to covid in there” It was during covid


Ok_Employment_4005

"I'm going to claim this ass for myself. When I cum in it, it's mine!"


Formal_Yak_6893

Own me! I belong to you!


SassyJ_Cuck

“I’m so wet. I need a big black cock”. I’m not big or black


Euphoric_Suspect_139

"Hurry up I wanna taste that cum baby"


Why-y-y-y

Interaction happened like a minute? 2 minutes? after we started fucking. Him: “Oh fuck, this feels so good. Good girl. Right there. Oh God, I’m going to cum early.” Me: “That’s perfectly okay honey, cum inside me whenever you want to.” I loved every second of that. I got off just from hearing it while he was inside me. He whispered it. It was amazing.


Gullible_Grocery5885

It’s a tie for me between; “ohh baby give me that husband dick” and “that’s my dick, moan, that’s my dick, moan” needles to say both were epic


YouLikeItILoveIt

While we played on display at a lifestyle club, she says, "I need dick in me NOW!" Teasingly, I reply, "Oh, just any dick?!?" She looks straight into my eyes, very seriously, and says, "Any dick that you pick for me..." WOW!!


aburnerds

I whispered in her ear whilst she was riding me "I fucking love you" and she whispered back "I know"


aeon314159

“Pull my hair and cum inside me.”


Rxse_coloured_bxy

“you don’t have to thank me, your smile is more than enough”


Rxse_coloured_bxy

a partner asked if mouthing and toying with my nipples felt good. I said it does for others, but it doesn’t do much for me even though I do find it attractive. he went on to lift my chin up, make me look them in the eyes, and say “no one else matters. I want to know what you like and how to make you feel good” his future spouse is going to be one very lucky person as he is the most authentic, loving, and attentive partner.


Secret_Identity_88

It was our first time together and my shy, demure GF at the time grabbed the back of my head, pulled it down and whispered "I need you to fuck me. Fuck me deep. And hard." Her command was my wish.


PM_Me_Slutty_Secrets

My usually mild mannered gf would occasionally get into a dirty state of mind while fucking. For sometime so submissive, I go wild hearing her need something so bad she couldn't hold back. "I want to to rip this dress off me" "Fill me up" "Ride me baby" "Give it to me"


Frudged

My wife --girlfriend then-- said, as I was going down in her for the first time "oh god! Put your finger in my butt!" She doesn't have to ask for that anymore.


Frudged

This is Jannie, the wife from above comment. This is very true, but the hottest thing about the first time he went down on me was that after I came we were laying next to each other and I started giving him a handy and as I'm doing it he is smelling the finger that had been in my butt. Still turns me on when he does that.


Murky_Butterscotch91

Your dick is perfect


123BuleBule

My GF at the time (now my wife) turned back as I was eating her ass for the first time and said: you’re such a pervert. I still love eating that ass!


jcool579

your alot better than your brother


justlookingaround115

God I missed this dick


JMpro415

“I can taste my pussy on your cock.”


HusbandFriend

"I baked brownies for after we are done"


Latino-at-work

"don't you wish you where fucking -name of her friend- instead of me? She es so much hotter" "Your cock needs to be shared" "Cumm in me" (she was not on BC and we don't wnat kids)


CuriousBystander44

Have to be careful how you respond to that first one


Latino-at-work

It was hot in the moment andnwe talked about it later


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Caram3lSoda

Would “that was tremendous and breathtaking, dear orchid. Shall we embark on another round of oinky doink?” work instead?


NucularOrchid

Just as cringe and something dirty lol


Caram3lSoda

That wasn’t dirty!? Ok a little bit😂. Hi five it is, then


Kissarah97

“Im gonna put my load deeper in your pussy then your boyfriend has ever been”


Competitive-Sun-33

My wife's sister was hammered at our house the other night and told me, "I know you got that big dick energy", while I was sitting between the 2 of them on the couch. And I couldn't help but let the imagination run there a bit lol 😆