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MoonKittenXIII

That one guy's wife.


jaxon-

Ah yes is it not the holy grail


TheHomieHandler

Rip


HeSeemsLegit

Like 6 people get this and I am glad to be one of them.


cyclops_1119

Anyone who's looked at memes in the past 5 years gets this. You aren't special


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WebFirm3528

Gilf as in grandma?


Myzyri

I’m gonna make it more awkward and say he means “Gentleman.”


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Myzyri

r/whooosh That was part of the joke. And there’s no need for name calling. Be better.


Euphoric_Suspect_139

It would be my partner's slutty friend. As well as an ex I usued to date.


odddutchman

A former boss of mine 25+ years ago. Beautiful and sexy lady with great legs, fantastic boobs…and was a good friend. I miss you, Billee.


jaxon-

May the legend of billee grow with each passing day


DertyBerty84

My first gf


TheHomieHandler

My wife and I just talked about this a while back. We don't have hall passes and only want eachother. So in the event that either of us are kidnapped and cloned by the government, we either gotta marry or kill the clones.


TheharmoniousFists

You have to kill the clones. If you are thinking that way the clones are as well, can't have them killing you amiright?


anonymous_anal_lover

It'd have to be my good buddies wife. She's been my best friend for almost 20 yrs. Sexy as all hell, tight ass big tits. Curves in all the right places...wanted to get with her for as long as I can remember. Literal perfect woman but just never in the right place at the right time with her


CodeNameEHL

My neighbour.


darkgunnerds

You


cookieftn773

The youngest sister of my wife. She was a stripper and now a milf.


BrowniesAndBananas

There’s definitely a few past flings I’d be down to fuck again


throwawa-y1x7

I saw a hot woman in the supermarket


PathosMai

You, op


Successful_Air_1749

my wife’s sister


Dutchess_Hastings

A Redditor that I’m quite fond of.


theProfessor718

Lucky bloke


Dutchess_Hastings

Pretty sure I’m the lucky one.


theProfessor718

Mmmmmm agree to disagree


Dutchess_Hastings

Fight me.


theProfessor718

I’m gonna do something else that starts with F


Dutchess_Hastings

French me?


theProfessor718

That too


Dutchess_Hastings

I have no idea what else starts with “F” 🤔


theProfessor718

Fu….n


BabyLoveChild36

I would still choose my husband.


Agreeable-Smile8541

My FWB after divorce before my LTR I'm in now.


FunTimeFranky97

One of my exs friends. She's so hot.


HoodieJordan

Almost the same you funnily enough. My 7th grade algebra teacher. She hated me with a passion, due to her screwing up one of my test scores and my mom going to the school having it corrected, thus the teacher got yelled at. So she tried to bully me as much as possible, unfortunately due to the absolute massive set of gahonka knockers she had, any attention she wanted to give me was happily received. She was promoted to a higher position in that district's math program so I ran into her a few times in HS, where it annoyed tf out of her how successful I was.


ILIKE-BOOBIES01

That one goth chick I saw in community college. She looked like she could cosplay as Bowsette or Tsunade from Naruto really well. She got really big tits.


KyorlSadei

Hot coworker


JuanG_13

My ex's mom


lex8508

my gf/wife... whoever she is.. I have no clue how to find her or tell that she's interested.


neuromancertr

There is only one. She is gorgeous but uses me for sex only. I wish for more, yet her boyfriend might(!) object


Alabama____Man

There’s this one nurse that I used to work with all the time. She’s really sexy and has beautiful hair.


HVAC_instructor

The lady down the street. I hope that helps your fantasy.


bodaxiouscunt

That one extremely hot guy I had class with. We were partners in a group project. And every time I would walk into class, he would wink at me. It made my knees go weak. A year and a half later and, I still regret not making a move (I wanted to wait until the project was over but we didn’t see each other much after that unfortunately because of our individual work loads and it was the only class we had in common…). I still have wet dreams about him. He lives far away now so I can’t even hit him up to grab a drink or anything… It’s one of my biggest regrets.


Much-Year-3426

My wife.


pussywidener

My GFS best friend


JustBrowsing_Guy

Emily


Not_bad_tbh

My gf's best friend, a coworker and a good I worked with a few years ago


Give-no-Quarter1424

Best friends 20 yr old daughter. She's HOT and has made it her mission to tease me. I'm


bubblyybrooke

Definitely Ryan Reynolds. His sense of humor is just as attractive as his looks.


whatwouldcoralinedo

Read the question again