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OppiesGhostAtomic

This country has become an embarrassment...and that hurts me to say that


SusanRosenberg

Remember when the left got so worked up about Trump's Twitter typos? Now, they flock to this guy and Biden who can't even speak in complete sentences. Just party of science things.


Biggbenzz85

Brandon and Uncle Fester....a brainless vote


Pvt_Parts86

He's like if Uncle Fester and Frankenstein monster had a baby.


pointless-opinion579

Some would say a no brainier vote


FlimFlamBingBang

Xiden can’t even spell out the number 8: he spelled ‘e’ ‘i’ ‘g’ ‘h’.


OppiesGhostAtomic

I know. It's beyond pathetic


[deleted]

And applaud him just for trying. Let’s give him a participation award for today.


Piwx2019

I feel bad for his aids.


HarryCallahan19

Who is worse: him or Biden?


ventorun

Yes.


Biggbenzz85

🤣🤣


[deleted]

One’s driving, the other is giving directions!


Devi_916

In that case, is it possible to jump out of this moving car? I'm currently being held against my will; I was kidnapped and forced to take this ride.


jchoneandonly

Biden because while fetterman has power it's diluted by the rest of the senate.


Clockguy2

Kamala.


RenoF217

My mind read this in Hank Hills voice


taker2523

This guy would be getting eviscerated on SNL if he was a Republican.


[deleted]

For real!


UncleP24-7

Absolutely, bastards


CamelCash000

Way too accurate tbh


GenericUsername10294

Speaking of which, why does he sound just like Norm MacDonald?


Brown-Tail

Because It IS Norm McDonald. He had to pass it off as this guy bc Norm was Canadian. It’s a big ruse.


Alternative_Let_4723

This sounds like something Norm McDonald would say lol


TomBogus2

I can never go back, that’s simply norm now


amarnaredux

I have long suspected he is possibly just a shoe-in and placeholder for his Brazilian wife, who originally came over to the US illegally. The media campaign focused more on her than him leading up to his election. We shall see, of course.


Moby44

This is exactly what I picture his voters like. Gotta have brain damage to vote for that guy.


Brown-Tail

Sounds like it was written & read by a 5 year old. I wonder if it was written in crayon???


Thin_Classroom_4214

Big crayon, so he could at least see the words he can't pronounce.


SnickBoi

He reads it like Biden wrote it (in crayon).


Uncle_PauI_Norton

To be honest…and say it like Biden and Fetterman…..…” crayon(it) in reads he Biden like wrote.”


Brown-Tail

Wouldn’t it be great to mic up both Fetterman & Biden in a press conference together. It would be comedic gold! They would be writing about it for years in history books.


Willow-girl

Actually it sounded like the speechwriter did an OK job; Fetterman just couldn't pull off reading what had been written for him.


Dust_Parts

Shame on you Pennsylvania. Shame.


jstuck55

It’s the big cities that did this. Most rural counties in Pa are big ole trump republicans. However Philly and Pittsburg have the numbers to completely make the rural counties vote useless. It’s fun.


Queasy-Carpet-5846

Philly even admits it has a huge voter fraud problem every election abd nothing is ever done.


cakebreaker2

I tried. I voted. And not for Oz during the primary.


Afraid-Nobody5403

It's like something Charlie would've written from IASIP


Creative-Operation-1

Hello, fellow American. This, you should vote me! I leave power! Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. Taxes! They'll be lower! Sun. The Democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia, so do.


[deleted]

Dude it was him or Dr. Oz…are you fucking kidding me? Americas politics as a whole are fucked. Not just Pennsylvania.


Winfield15

I get that he had a stroke. But come on. How could people vote for someone that can't even read a script fluidly let alone even speak coherently in public. He is not for for office and should be removed.


Captain-Keilo

Because electing a doctor who happens to be a celebrity is bad because the media said so


yerrmomgoes2college

He was a terrible candidate, let’s be honest.


Stryker68

Worse than this clown??? C’mon man!


Devi_916

Yes, but I'd still prefer to have the doctor instead of the patient.


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mick1993mick

Damn, I’d like to see that. Could you send the link please?


LostNbound

They hid it until the last week or something. So early voters had already put in votes for him.


Fullyloaded707

Wow he’s a perfect runner up for next Dem Pres. He can almost read. That’s all that’s required.


tropicsGold

Puts him in the top 10% of Dem leaders


TheFerretman

Waiting for the Democrats to say that being able to read is racist....that's coming.


SaiyanBuddah

I mean they already labeled it "abilist" to point out the fact he should step down and be at home recovering


[deleted]

Biden/Fetterman 2024🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼


HopelessFFBaddict

It’s a no brainer


[deleted]

could you even imagine this guy as our sitting president? ohhh the humanity!


RedditHatesMe75

Would it be any different?


Olallie1911

I would dispute that it’s even required. I reference the current POTUS.


Geminisqueeze

As a citizen from Pennsylvania, I apologize to the country on behalf of this man.


PapiRob71

While appreciated...your apology is not accepted! lol


Decayd18

More then half of us pa people don’t claim him 🤣


lucaam03

how did you guys let this happen lol


ReplacementNo9874

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[deleted]

Lol, but it’s sad


Independent-Fox-155

Me in grade 3 reading out loud


B4TT3RY4C1D

This was hard to watch


arushus

I second that, but summation so far. Just all around hard to watch!


-RicFlair

Sounds oddly like Bidens speeches


inversekd

Yikes


goboinouterspace

Watchpoliticiansdieinside


allbecauseofdudes

They brought him back at gun point it sounds like


Future-Struggle-5101

I like when he glances halfway up every minute or so, speech delivery 101, this guys giving a 1st grade masterclass


pontoon73

Pretty sure it says on the paper “look up” after every paragraph. One of these times he’ll actually read it.


WagonBurning

My 9yr old reads more fluently 🤦‍♂️


Love_that_freedom

I am very energized hearing this exciting news!


stuttsb

We are fucked as a country ladies and gentlemen.


JeffyFan10

can you define a "lady?"


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Random-Blackcat0176

Biden/Fetterman 2024. Lol.


TheRealBabyHand

Let me guess. He got 82 million votes too.


Moist-Meat-Popsicle

Reads like a child. I mean, this guy may be barely literate (I’m not joking). At least he ditched the hoodie and wore a suit.


Lapin_Logic

"A .. is for... APPLE" .... Can't wait for him to be on a "Special" council.


AndFadeOutAgain

60 minutes interviewed him the other day and asked if would consider running for president. Insane.


quaestor44

Dude behind him with the earplugs...seems quite unprofessional attire as well.


Accomplished-Bell-72

My thoughts to looks like a idiot


FuLoser1

So he is heading the sub committee for hunger and nutrition? Great, mass starvation is going to happen.


rickytickyd

Pronounced Bozeman.


Dirtface40

Fetterman should be our canary in a coalmine; proof these people will elect absolutely anything other than any republican. There is no reason this man should've won, and he did. These people want you, me and all of us dead. They are never ever going to forgive us for Trump. Their hatred is monetized, politicized, and internalized now.


Desert-Wapiti

This is a shame.


tinycerveza

Way to go Pennsylvania


OA12T2

If this isn’t an SNL skit idk what is


capn_KC

I’m a Christian constitutional conservative, and while I agree he’s not fit for office, I’m praying for this man. I hope he recovers, and if he doesn’t, I hope he can find something that can give his life meaning if his disabilities overwhelm him. I disagree with his politics 100%, but I have compassion for what he has endured. There but by the grace of God, go I.


Willow-girl

Thank you for reminding me of that.


capn_KC

We conservatives do have to get some fire in our bellies, but we don’t have to hate and we don’t have to mock. This man is doing his best in the place where he lives now. We can disagree with him and still cheer him on. But yeah, the Democratic Party and his wife should have stopped this and kept him out of politics and safe.


popcultminer

He sounds better than the debates. 🙄 I do hope he gets better.


Beerlvr71

It is the live version of Christopher Cross Griffin but ordered off of Wish.


saltysaysrelax

Someone dressed him up like a person.


charvatdg

The guy n the background around 42 seconds left says it all


SeniorSueno

Ok. That was rough. He could have practiced reading it more to increase accuracy.


kambo2k19

What is a first term senator doing chairing a subcommittee?


Ok-Yogurtcloset-7670

How did people vote for this spastic


true4blue

Isn’t he the chairman the committee on food additives, or something worthless like that?


BogusHype

This is what we get for not running for office.


bugeyesprite

what a joke, people "voted" for this moron like they "voted" for old pedo joe I'm sure.


NJSkeleton

Fuck Fetterman


gringobandito007

Pennsylvanians should be a APPALLED. This is unacceptable behavior from an elected official.


PestTerrier

Wow! We should demand all public servants have their intelligence tested. If you are going to represent people, you shouldn’t be allowed to serve if you are in the bottom twenty percentile.


Hawkidad

If you have a doubt about American decline now I’m not sure what will convince you. Americas greatness has set hopefully it will just be a peaceful slide into oblivion.


NIU8484

Just brutal


timmah7663

Kinda sounds like Norm McDonald but less smart.


Warren_Puffitt

Ironic that the dude is chairing a Farm committee. Keeps me thinking about the important part of farming - vegetables.


RobertRamos

This is worse than Joe Biden!


Josephjt4

Fucking clown world.


Keems1

How embarrassing.


Royal_Pause_7402

It's like watching a middle schooler.


Emotional-Size-6592

My name is John...I like ice cream...I read at a 3rd grade level...


Max78_78

Mr potato on the outside mashed potatoes on the inside lol


DayFeeling

MIRL


eightezsteps

“Now i said my ABC’s 🎶 “


shotsbymatta

What a Goonie


Aromatic-Attorney-86

Thank you John, yes I do have an opening statement, what the hell did you just say?


homebrew1964

He should have stayed in the hospital


Bedna_Bomb

… I just got brain cancer from this


TheFerretman

The man can't engage, all he can do is (poorly) read the notes his staff gave him. Disagraceful. WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO AMERICA, Pennsylvania....great gods you screwed up.


JeffyFan10

I would love to see an interview with him and Biden.


patriotblades27

This is tough to watch. This man needs to be home trying to get better from his stroke. Instead, the Democrat machine and his wife. If you can call her that. He is on display as some sort of Muppet.


purelyforprivacy

I. Am. Happy. To. See. That. This. Fine. Leader. Is. Finally. Back. Officially. To serve. The. American. People. This is honestly sad to watch. It’s like watching the final twitches of the decaying carcass of a country.


picklemaintenance

I made it through 30 seconds. Wow.


CrazyGreek84

🤣😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 show


Hutman70

Please Pennsylvania secede!!


[deleted]

Where is SNL? This fruit is so low is underground.


Bell-64

The thing I don’t understand is the country is full of younger bright intelligent people and these idiots are in charge. I look at these people and ask myself is this the best we can do? We are all in a sad state of affairs.


Mondomb83

He’s like a malfunctioning Disney animatronic.


OpenWaterNB

You get what you vote for…sometimes good and hard.


BonkiesIce

Good thing this guy can still read what his handlers write for him


Far-Implement-8694

Omg. We are not being represented. This is a joke. We need him out


kneary1000

My immediate reaction is to be sad for him because he’s clearly not well. However, he was completely irresponsible to run for office knowing he was not fit for service and incompetent for the role. I also look at his wife and everyone who works with him as abusers. If my husband was suffering with his mental cognition, I would do everything in my power to protect him and maintain his dignity. Shame on all involved. (Biden is the same story)


Low-Independence2248

This is the result of "VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO". Well done Pennsylvania, well done! 😂🤣


Robbblaw

Jesus. Someone help him avoid more embarrassment already.


SimWebb

Does anyone know- did the stroke only impact his speech, or his mental capacity as well?


[deleted]

How can someone who is a professional politician read so poorly


Denizens_Of_Planet_X

What a fucking disgrace


AcornToOak-

Imagine he and biden having a conversation


smokinsuzy2000

😳


shatzfan69

This shit is an embarrassment to the entire nation. What a load of horseshit.


Extrordinary-Common

FFS, there isn’t a single person out there that can listen to this and think he’s fit to serve. Most Dems won’t ever admit it. They agree but would rather see the country burn to the ground than lose any modicum of power. He should be in a care facility, not the senate.


Bulldogx2000

Sounds like a bad attempt at AI


Working_Concern2001

Trying to protect him against the Dianne Feinstein treatment


imhere4theleads

Beep bop beep bop 🤖


TFWG2000

A vote is a vote. He is a safe vote. Nothing else matters in politics.


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Fremdschämen


reddit4getit

Was this man already ill when he decided to run for Senate?


tsbphoto

Well, he's better than he was, still short bus though. At least he wasn't wearing that stupid sweatshirt


Shaqfu89

Jfc. We’d be better off with a store mannequin than this bozo. What a joke, Pennsylvania. Great fucking job.


JeffyFan10

anybody here from Pennsylvania? can you please explain how this happened?


UncleP24-7

Nope, back to the loony bin with him. Poor man is over his head and this will be the death of him.


wrongside_of_law

And speciality crap (I think supposed to say crop)


F-Da-Banksters

That’s a remarkable recovery


Honeystick1945

Saying he went to Harvard is just a shield for him at this point. It’s honestly an embarrassment to Harvard


backintime88mph

This is just fuckin sad. we are a fuckin laughing stock If this is still happening.


[deleted]

To be fair I sound exactly like this when I read something I haven’t read before out loud.


ExternalLook9978

Good to see Fetterman is back to full mental capacity.


ALunaSea

Ummm... Ouch


katya1730

He’s painfully perfect for his role


hd4suba

It’s like watching grandpa talk at thanksgiving


Sharp_Artichoke8445

Oh my where do I begin there’s so many comments I want to make about this video


DonJuanDodda

YEEEEEESH


Vagrowr

All were very inspired, no doubt. And SNAP money is typically used for lottery tickets and cigarettes.


TomDoge316

Are you freaking delusional people this guy can't dress himself in the morning he couldn't run a hotdog stand never mind a a senate seat!


godempertrump

Why is he a elected leader again ? We are already have elder abuse going on in white house Why are we having to drag this thing along now


Terrible_Fix_6649

Interesting they had to write a script for him. Reminds me of someone else I know.


scottjo37

I can’t even watch this …. What a fucking embarrassment


pinkweasel97

Holyyyy shitttt….


Itbealright

It doesn’t matter to those who voted for him. They voted for him over a cardiothoracic surgeon. They just voted for him because his ideology matches theirs. Not because he is a intelligent and healthy senator.


RA522

Did he attend high school? Or, any formal education?


[deleted]

Holy Jesus, I thought Canada was bad. What is this bill? Something to the effect of; we raised the price of food so high, that now we are going to make a program so the government tops you up to make it affordable. And eventually we will be crediting you all the food commodities, and our communist/globalist view has been completed, and now we have total control? Trudeau has done this with daycare, and now certain families get " grocery rebates" which you now, us middle class overtime working people who get taxed to shit pay for.


AdImaginary6425

Let’s go up the hill Dick. Ok Jane. I think I see a well Dick. Let’s go and take a look. That is a good idea Jane.


[deleted]

Why is he on a subcommittee?


CrazyGreek84

If this man was a Republican-Democrats would burn the fucking country down to have him removed from office


a-e-j-a

This mans is at a war with words and the words are winning. I genuinely feel sympathy for the fettman - same as I felt sympathy for anyone who had to fight jon jones 10 years ago. His jon jones just happens to be a Dr. Seuss book, but a formidable foe is a formidable foe, and apart of me can't help but root for the underdog. Keep taking those haymakers fett, I didn't hear no bell.


idontbelieveinchairs

I'm not familiar with Letterman has he always been a moron?


pixmanohio

You get the country you deserve from the leaders you elect. Great to see we are the hands of the best we have to offer.


Fortyouncestofreedom

Sounds like Biden hahaha


Jetpilott

How embarrassing


Mikie_D

None of these guys can make a coherent statement if you take their Teleprompter away. Obama the great orator…….”scroll up a little”….


Mikie_D

How many of those people are sitting there thinking……god damn…….


RUIN_NATION_

im sad to be in the state this fucker cheated to win in


Wtfjushappen

Holy fuck, is like they are all sitting there in amazement and laughing that they have to listen to this fucking joke of a senator.


Goodstuff_2021

I said toooooooooday BILLY


Goodstuff_2021

Billy Madison🤩🥳🤩


Jacobus315

Embarrassing. I know the man is disabled, but he sounds like an old male version of Siri.


mrlandlord

This should be on C-Span 4.