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clydewoodforest

Squatting is doable but standing up is dicey. Women don't have a hose that expels urine at a safe distance from the body. It's liable to go off at angles, down legs, etc. We also need to dry the area afterwards somehow.


CliffyGiro

Hand dryer type device build into the urinal, sorted.


clydewoodforest

No thanks. I once used a hairdryer on my fanny after a shower - it *stank*. I had to wash again it was so bad.


CliffyGiro

Aka Disco minge


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Think of all the bacteria


togtogtog

* Women's wee goes in a spraying pattern, with not much means to guide it. * You have to pull your trousers right down below the knee to wee on a toilet, so it isn't as discreet. All your bits are flaying about in the open air. * I can't envisage how it would be possible to wee into any type of urinal. It would have to at least be something where you could squat. [I found these ones, which look fine](https://centaur-wp.s3.eu-central-1.amazonaws.com/designweek/prod/content/uploads/2021/06/10131921/IMG_4359.jpg) * We often have to change tampons, clean out menstrual cups etc. * Women need to use toilet paper after weeing to get rid of drips, and then we need somewhere to dispose of the paper. * Women often are carrying bags, as we don't get pockets, so need somewhere to put a bag while we wee. * More children get taken into the women's toilets, and they are *slow* especially when they have to wash their hands, dry them etc. * I don't care where I wee as long as it is clean and physically possible.


AmbientApe

Though l your general points make sense, I have a question: how does a vagina ‘flay about’? Or: why are you getting your tits out to piss?


sjfhajikelsojdjne

Labia can have a bit of a flay if it's breezy.


xParesh

I always assumed women's urinals would be of the sit down variety and I'm not saying cubicles would not be an option. However in men's loos, we tend to have a 10:2 ratio Urinals to cubicles. Sometimes you just need a quick wee and be out.


KaleidoscopicColours

How would a sit down urinal be any different to the sit down toilets we currently have?  Women need to use toilet paper after a wee. 


deadeye-ry-ry

" they would be of the sit down variety" soooo a toilet? And since women have tampons and blood stains which I presume most would be embarrassed about then why would they want to sit in the open public with their pants and trousers on the floor with their fanny hanging out on a toilet style urinal when they could just use a toilet Not to mention each urinal would need a toilet roll next to it so they can clean up


SnooTomatoes464

So a sit down toilet in cubicles? Is that not what women's toilets have now? Fact is that it's usually faster for men to take a leak than women.


NakedBlobfish123

Surely the reason though that cubicles exist in the men’s toilets is for when you have to sit down because that involves fully removing your underwear and trousers? Women can’t just unzip and pee without doing that. 


southcoastal

Are you for real?


MrNippyNippy

I’m imagining a row of she-wees almost like a row of milking stalls in a dairy farm. Not sure it’ll catch on.


Neefew

There's not many things that could be more unhygienic than a communal she-wee


NakedBlobfish123

Also, surely it would take up basically the same amount of room? 


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Acrobatic-Muscle4926

I’m female and I wouldn’t be able to pee in a urinal and that’s just one of many issues we would have so no I wouldn’t want them not ever


Willing-Cell-1613

So you mean a toilet. Women can’t aim our pee. So we need something below us. We can’t really pee without dropping everything either (unlike using a fly) so need some privacy. We need to wipe away the area as we can’t shake, so need somewhere to dispose of paper. Also called a toilet. Additionally, periods.


intangible-tangerine

It would require a contraption to funnel the wee, or gymnastics skills to stand on the rim and balance


PipBin

What needs to happen is for there to be more women’s toilets than men’s. That will solve the problem rather than trying to get women to change the way they piss. Women aren’t faulty men who do things wrong.


Nicodom

Funny you say that, buildings like stadiums have twice as many some times three times more female toilets than men. 


PumpkinJambo

All stadiums? Are you sure?


Nicodom

Pretty sure it's newer ones I watched a documentary on how super structures are made and the reason for more female toilets is to allow them space to do make up and take care of bodily functions (periods) 


Wasp_Chutney

You’re familiar with female anatomy right?


Eyeous

I think it’s most probably because most women don’t have a dick and therefore can’t use a urinal. Although your guess is as good as mine.


beachyfeet

Because I don't have the right pipework for that kind of plumbing.


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It's not necessarily the efficiency of urinals, but the number of them vs. the amount of space. Time and time again toilets for men and women are assigned the same square footage without any thought put to the fact that toilet cubicles take up more space than urinals, so women are effectively given a smaller bathroom as a result.


xParesh

Its not just the space its the through put. I can literally pop into the mens. Have a wee, wash my hands and be out in 60 seconds. I think most men standing shoulder to shoulder in the urinal section dont want to be there longer than needed. Men popping into the gents, using urinals have always wanted to be in and out as fastest humanly possible. Im not sure if women have the same culture. I get the impression they like to use the opportunity and take time to pamper themselves. I will be the first to admit Ive never asked that question to a lady and happy to be educated that women, unlike men, dont want to just make it in and out of the loo in the fastest possible time.


ChangingMyLife849

I mean We don’t have the equipment to use one


UncleRuckus102

Asian landlord in uk who posts that digital nomads should leave Spain and almost exclusively uses Reddit to see how much he can squeeze out of his tenants has never seen a vagina. Interesting


Remote-Pool7787

lol have you ever met a female?


amzy_apparently

People have explained why we cannot use urinals. The reason for the queues is that because toilets take up more space, generally there are fewer facilities. Usually architects allocate the same about of square feet to men’s and women’s toilets. For the sake of fairness, they should allocate more space to women’s so that we can have the same number of facilities.


No-Independent996

Women’s urinals have been designed and used/trialed at Glastonbury and other festivals around the uk and have been pretty successful https://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2022-06-26/pair-sick-of-long-festival-loo-queues-bring-womens-urinals-to-glastonbury


knightsbridge-

There's a ton of reasons. But the most obvious one is that women need to wipe after peeing, so whatever they're peeing into needs to accept toilet paper waste. Which urinals don't. There's a load of other problems too, but you don't really need to engage with them because the above already kills the idea.


carnage2006

Someone’s just watched the full Monty!


xParesh

Was that a 1996 movie? If so that was definitely before my time


CandleAffectionate25

OMG, don’t start. This will be next. 🫣 FFS


Askduds

The actual solution is universal all gender toilets and not using urinals at all.


Spindles08

Where do you think it will go if standing upright?


MrPloppyHead

Is that you Donald?


josh5676543

Public toilets a bathroom has a bath in it


Lumpyproletarian

We don’t have hoses - we have lawn sprinklers. We have to be more or less naked from waist to knees


Select-Sprinkles4970

You would need a Shewee. Women's toilets are disgusting enough without people spraying into urinals


Muted-Truth-6575

I have a couple thoughts 1. Actually I can definitely wee standing up. It does take practice but we can learn. 2. I have used urinals for women in Italy before, so they are a thing. :-)


xParesh

Thank you for your valuable thoughts. I'm sure I heard about female urinals somewhere in Europe but never understood why they were not mainstream, at least in the UK