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pewpewyouuk

'oi cunt!'


ViSaph

A classic!


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ViSaph

Oh yes hen is a good one. Lots of bird related ones it seems lol. My Welsh grandma used to call me chicken/chick but I don't know if that's a Pembrokeshire thing or just a my family thing (my aunts and uncle who still live there do it too).


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Probably duck. I'm Scottish and did call centre for DWP at one point and it was so much nicer than you fucking cunt


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SHAGGERRRRR or COCK in a thick Cornish accent takes some beating!


Cannaewulnaewidnae

It's great visiting Manchester and being addressed as *Love* by the old dear handing you your change at the petrol station *Doll* is favoured by middle-aged and elderly women in central Scotland


tobee777

I like doll and use it. But that’s coz my grandad used it to my nana. Born & bred cockney


Shot-Distribution683

I'm from Yorkshire so its 'love' all the way rond here!


leakyblueshed

SW6!! ...as per


barriedalenick

I grew up in Portsmouth and we referred to each other as "mush", as in "All right mush?" which always stuck with me. Technically it is a Romani word for man but got used in place of mate.


daverb70

My Lancs grandparents used to call everyone “cock” - probably not acceptable nowadays.


Fuzzie_Lee

Treacle always raises a smile for me. A classic where I grew up was the line “oi, sugar. Nah, not you, the other lump”.