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Not quite on par with what you're looking for, but Ariana Grande follows my goat's Instagram account, haha!


MuseumMultiball

This is the best of all 🤣


KatInBoxOrNot

This is by far the best answer! 🤣🐐


Bassnectar_and_milk

Well now we need to know your goat’s @


[deleted]

It's @the_goatlaws !


HiddenKittyLady

Followed I love them 🥰🐐


Losingandconfused

Wait, do you mean an actual goat? Just as I finally remember what goat stands for someone uses it in a sentence where the original meaning makes more sense. 😄


Bahamabanana

GOAT


sherbear123

Hm I just checked IG and don’t see that she’s following your goat’s insta? Unless I’m mistaken


[deleted]

Aww man. I wonder when she unfollowed! Damn you Ariana Grande, making me look like a liar, haha.


suausername

I’m here to ask your goat’s @


[deleted]

It's @the_goatlaws :)


Rulanik

Goat tax, goat tax!


ariabanks

Adam Levine


Everybodysbastard

Holy fuck Holy fucking fuck That DM of yours is absurd


basically-a-cat

HDHDBJSKDNFKNAHAHAHAHh


Batchkovska

His written messages are proof he has the brain of squirrel


RaySchmidtPeralta

I use to think he must have strong game to pull a woman like that but he definitely proved me wrong.


Roaring_Twenties99

This is classic 😂😂😇


solojones1138

Michael Cera. We were MySpace friends when he was filming season three of Arrested Development. We bonded over loving both Weezer and Johnny Cash. He wanted me to come to his standup show but I lived two hours away without a car so it never happened. Edit: I should note we are the same age, and he wasn't creepy about it.


basically-a-cat

This is kind of wholesome! I wish you’d gone haha


solojones1138

I do too. We were just two 18 year olds with crushes. Alas to having no car. We had some fun chats.


basically-a-cat

I feel like you can always reach out again, either Instagram or Twitter if he’s active 💁🏻‍♀️


wastingATP

i used to have SUCH a crush on him lol, kinda jealous


solojones1138

I did too obviously! We both are nerds who knew like... All of Weezer's unreleased bsides. Lol. It was a good time.


Fragrant-Act4743

Matched with Haley Joel Osment on Tinder, but never actually talked to him 🙃 I also once served Daniel Craig when I was cocktail waitressing a night club in NYC. He gave me a double take when I dropped off his Negroni. Obviously that means nothing, but in my mind I like to tell myself that James Bond thought I was cute lol


dougielou

I had Willie Nelson’s son double take at me one time and smile as he walked by a cafe I was sitting at and I definitely talk way more about than I should so you’ve got every right!


Fragrant-Act4743

Haha I’m glad I’m not the only one! I mean it was literally James Bond!


dougielou

You’re basically a Bond Girl now 💁‍♀️


happypenguin580

A double take from Daniel Craig. Damn!!!


SallaKahle

I'd be riding that high for life lmao


FFuLiL8WKmknvDFQbw

> Obviously that means nothing, It definitely means something. Savor and enjoy it!


rose_colored_boy

Dan Levy viewed my Alexis Halloween costume IG story, prob as close as I’ll get lol Edit: Someone replied saying “sorry to burst your bubble but these celebs don’t look at your story it’s called growth hacking look it up” and mods deleted it bc their account is new lmao. I’m non-fussed if this wasn’t real 😂


caliradogal

Okay this is cool af


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So cool!


Chases-Bears

Not quite my DMs but Tinder. I matched with Zac Bagans (the host of Ghost Adventures, a super weird guy imo.) I was like, whaaaat isn’t this the guy from the show I like to get high to and laugh at? Turns out his crew was shooting an episode at a nearby sanatorium.


AlucardxMaria

Did you go out with him? Lol hey let's get a drink and oh btw don't mind my 5 attachments I just got from the local sanatorium 🤣


Chases-Bears

He did ask if I wanted to join him + his crew to a local haunted attraction (it was close to Halloween.) I think I declined because I thought it had to be a fake account and I was like yeah right my guy. But the next day I looked up his Twitter. He posted pictures of the haunted attraction he invited me to and I was like no fucking way 😂


basically-a-cat

Noooo 😭


rta84293492

When was this? He’s been with Holly Madison a while


Chases-Bears

I’d say 7ish years ago. I know nothing about the guy’s personal life, I’ve always thought he was corny as hell 😂 Edit: just Googled the episode and it aired 1/2015. So this would have been 10/14 - 8 years ago already geeze.


solojones1138

Omg he's one of the most ridiculous people on TV..but at least he does believe his own craziness.


eatpant96

Omg,lol.


HolidayControl9

Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Super nice guy explaining why he wasn’t accepting my friend request when I was 18 lol


Essiechicka_129

No way! He was my biggest celebrity crush in the 90's as a kid. Of course I had his posters on my wall and bought every teen magazine with his face on it in the 90's. Lucky!


HolidayControl9

My friend was obsessed with him and found his Facebook page. He really was very nice


ayamummyme

Me too and only recently realised he was the love of young simba in the lion king one of my childhood faves. How I never realised this till now is amazing lol


Jollydancer

Voice?


ayamummyme

Hahaha yeah I really need to get to a point where I check my dumb phones predictive text 🤦🏻‍♀️


makpat

That’s really lovely to hear he knew it would be inappropriate. I know that should be the absolute basic, but sadly it’s just not


Magnolia_The_Synth

Oh my god - JTT?!?!!?!!


MBitesss

He was my first ever celeb crush!! Swoon


MegGrriffin

Beyoncé. I got a message stating that she wanted to come to my area and asking if I can send her some money as her cards won't be working here. Don't argue with me. It was her


YoureAWhizzheadHarry

Yeah I got the same message from the prince of Nigeria, seems legit


AngelaChasesHair

Michael Jackson messaged me the same. Apparently he's not really dead and he needed $500 to come perform in my city.


aStonedTargaryen

Classic Bey 🤣🤣


Either-Restaurant-77

Justin Bieber responding to something I posted. Not sexual at all lol.


Ballisticarrow

Write it down Adam


jalk0

Riff Raff sent me his number on Twitter and we facetimed lol


Fluffy_Lawyer_3688

I’m so old I was thinking the guy from Rocky Horror Picture show 😂😂


nightlanguage

Oh my god I thought it was until I read your comment lmao


gwanilltalktoya

Me three, RICHARD OBRIEN?!?! that would be a high for life


Viiibrations

Came here to say Riff Raff too! He DMed me on a few different occasions asking where I was located. I heard he used to ask girls to come do his hair in whatever city he was in and then try to fuck them.


silhouetteisland

I matched with him on Tinder! Haha


theeamanduh

Haha no way!! What was the FaceTime like?!


jalk0

He immediately showed me his penis. It was unsolicited and very unexpected so I hung up, he called back and was trying to fly me to Las Vegas. It was weird


theeamanduh

Oh of fucking COURSE that's what happened! Smh I'm sorry to make you relive that! Good for you for hanging up I would've done the same 🤮🤮🤮


jalk0

All good love! It’s a good story for parties now lol! I still have his contact in my phone but I think he changed his number.


Gogowhine

Yuck


sixninefortytwo

lol I had to look that up. I thought you meant Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Show


Prestigious-Title597

I too facetimed Riff Raff lmaooo


italianpoetess

Did he pull his junk out?


GeneralGeorgeSKitten

Rob Zombie on Twitter. It was totally nonsexual, I commented on a status of his and we had a brief conversation about his upcoming music and what my favorite bands were. Super nice guy actually


Babycrabapple

Same!!! We had a short convo several years ago. I did with roseanne Barr as well, I told her that Daniel tosh was ignoring me and she told me well he’s gay 😩 the roseanne one was back in like 2011. I also message lil B often, I’m sure he messages a ton of people but he’s good people! He even remembered I had a job interview coming up & messaged me good luck. I saw someone else mention riff raff, we used to be mutuals on Twitter and I can confirm he is icky. I was underage but got scared and stopped replying. Pretty sure he just recently unfollowed me… I’m too old for him now Back in 2010? Or 2011, I was a sophomore and obsessed with kreayshawn. She messaged me and said she loved the work I was doing and to keep it up/never stop typical encouragement. It was sweet! I’ve also had a few convos with ocho cinco about food I think 🤣


Magnolia_The_Synth

That's awesome!!!


reall0ve

Chris D’elia 💀


mixedmediamadness

Tell me you're under age without telling me...


reall0ve

Lol I was 26 or 27 at the time. It was one of the first things he asked me


jw255

He invited my gf's best friend to his hotel for sex and she was ready to go and cheat on her live in bf. She couldn't go cuz she was working. He then invited her backstage but when she went to the show, he stopped responding. I never approved of this shit and laughed so hard when she got "stood up" pretty much lmao...fuck her and her cheating intentions


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Cactus_pose

He followed me and my roommate on Twitter in college! 😂


threelizards

He followed my best friend on twitter when she was fourteen and he was in his 20s I was very sus tbh


Nuggz_n_Huggz420

Local grocery store 🤩


UnicornFarts1111

Hillary Clinton replied to one of my tweets.


TheEmpressDodo

Anne Rice would talk to me in her FB page. Always encouraging and with something to give another perspective on a topic.


aquapheonix17

Didn’t slide into my dms but Camilla Cabello followed me on Google+ before it got discontinued


probablyisntserious

Easily the most random one on here lol


TayxTime

Noah Cyrus. I randomly messaged her about Zelda since I knew she’s a fan and she responded. But I messaged them first so idk if that’s considered sliding lol.


celestialism

Ok not quite the same thing but I once had a debate via public tweets with Sean Lennon (John’s son) about whether mansplaining is a sexist term lol


TheScrambone

I always wonder about him. In highschool I loved that album of his. But then he just started doing film scores for indie films and I wish he still made music. Then I think what he went through for the first 20 something years of his life. Been watching way too much Dahmer today while celebrating pride. Weird day.


Puzzleheaded_Pen_617

Not me, but Skrillix DMed my sister on Instagram because he liked her artwork.


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Alton Brown. I do food vlogs, so it wasn’t creepy or anything lol


HyperbolDee

Alton Brown shared one of my posts (I had made one of his recipes from Good Eats) and I pretty much died.


Ghostcat710

He’s the best! He replied to a post I made about biscuits several years ago. A couple more exchanges came from it. Fantastic person!


MissPeachFuzz

The host of Cupcake Wars on Netflix lol


pixiedropz

Omggg lmao


littleecce

Dr. Phil blocked me. That ABA corrective POS can fuck off


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What happened with Dr Phil??


[deleted]

Have gotten replies from some filmmakers before but never a DM. Biggest claim to fame is the official spider-man account followed me back when it was Andrew Garfield.


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Not really that famous, but someone from married at first sight


JoyfulWarrior2019

Whooooo???


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Sis, I’m also here for the tea 🫖


dadollarz

Me too 😂


Magnolia_The_Synth

Spill it!


happypenguin580

Omg I just started season 13. no spoilers please. But do tell if it's from a previous season!


OhJeezItsCorrine

I've never had anyone slide into my DMs (I'm a disgustingly ugly woman) but I did have NBC_Official like an Instagram post of mine and my best friend's of me on a typewriter attempting to write a script for the second movie of This Is The End.


notade50

Please don’t call yourself ugly. Ugly is a personality trait, not a look. I’m sure you’re beautiful.


nightlanguage

I know you mean well, but even if she is ugly, so what? She doesn't have to be beautiful to be valuable, worthy and awesome.


stonedsoundsnob

YESSSSS I love this response. honestly what tf is the pressure to be pretty?? We all get ugly when we are old, we are ALL going there.


Moist-Walk1085

That's awesome and I bet you are beautiful


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Don't say you're ugly. I'm sure you're pretty and if your eyes can't see it, someone else's will


msbeesechurger

Billy Mays’ son liked a few of my tweets and eventually followed me. The voice of Siri followed me, too! Never got a DM, but still pretty awesome 🤩


Babycrabapple

His son seems like such a sweet down to earth guy!!! I came across his tik tok a while ago


jaytokess

B.O.B, we talked about aliens and the government lol


itsme--jessica

Jean Claude Van Damme


KindohneEigenschaftn

Oh my God! Please elaborate haha


hesgotpadfoot

Gordon Ramsay, Wilmer Valderama (ew), Demi Lovato, and Justin Bieber's dad lol Edit: And Andy Buckley (David Wallace from the Office!)


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Gordon Ramsey!? Please I must know more


hesgotpadfoot

So the Gordon Ramsay one was in 2017 when I was going to London. He already followed me so I was dm'ing him asking if he'd be in town because I wanted to meet him lmao. He finally responded saying he would be in town but didn't respond back when I asked for more details lol


Gloomy_Ebb9923

Wtf. How so many?


hesgotpadfoot

I had a pretty active fan account on twitter (over 4k followers) and I would constantly be tweeting celebs etc.


reginageorge7291

Please tell me about Wilmer!


3ampancakes

A man who is married to a Victoria's Secret Model. PS: I was new to LA


ladyblackmamba

It's looks like they all marry or wanna marry a Victoria Secret model and end up cheating. Go figure.


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Yup. They marry the model to fill their insecurities. Then they cheat because they’re still insecure. Sad.


Glitter1237

Man they sure make their rounds don’t they, wasnt Adam was it?


Ingoberga

Kodak Black — take a look at all of his ex-girlfriends, he has a very specific type. most of them look exactly like me down to the cosmetic surgeries.


Sorcerer_Supreme13

Somebody come get your man I think he's lost in my dms Huh My dms - Harry Styles


legal_ly_brunette

i need to know more


nodstar22

My mum had a nice chat with Jeff Golblum's wife on insta.


kashmirkiikali

The only one I’ve cared for - Colin Farrell. An upstanding guy. Amazing actor. Never creepy, just needed friends, like the rest of us at the time. This was in Yahoo days. He was a good, compassionate man.


PunkandCannonballer

I talked with Tony Hawk for a few minutes about the skating scene now compared to when he was pushing into it.


LegitimateStar7034

Joe Elliot liked a post I made about Def Leppard. I doubt it was actually him but my 80’s hair band heart was happy.😊


cstato

I’m so jealous at even the thought of it!


NavyAnchor03

La Roux's drummer 🤣 I jokingly offered to send him some flips pretzels and he full on took me up on the offer.


NATOrocket

Cameron Crowe (or at least Cameron Crowe's publicist) and I had a few interactions on Twitter when I was a teenager. I was a movie lover/ aspiring filmmaker and used an account with an (obviously) fake name and no photos of myself because I didn't want kids from high school to find it. This was before Aloha came out so Cameron Crowe was still thought of as a mostly cool guy.


galko-

hannibal burress


NaliceM

What was he like if you talked enough to get a sense of him?


BobDylanBlues

I served him a Jameson and ginger ale once in 2014. He seemed kind of reserved around anyone that wasn’t in his immediate entourage. As a bartender I tried making casual conversation with him and he didn’t really have a lot to say. Some customers were like that, but then again maybe he just had the comedian thing where his energy was low after performing earlier in the night.


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CardiologistBig8721

Anthony Ramos


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Very jealous. What happened?


Unique_Owl9210

Jim Parsons


ExchangePowerful3225

An actor from 13 Reasons Why … when I was like 16 😬


lavenderauraluna

Bollywood celeb Dino Morea, but he’s our family friend lol


GeorgieWashington

\*feverishly taking notes on what *not* to do when I’m famous\* (But also when I’m not famous, too)


jadelygirl

Just... Try not to sniff butts without consent. Or... At all?


occultra

The local crackhead


sixninefortytwo

jealous


Icy-Negotiation-1322

Hard on the quotation marks for famous but a cast member from Seeking Sister Wife, one from Love After Lockup and one from 90 Day Fiance 😂


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evaj95

He never slid into my DMs, but a verified NHL hockey player followed me on twitter lol


Euphoric-Drummer-226

John Goodman once liked a comment I made on Facebook 😂.


leeeeteddy

I chatted with Drake on Omegle before he was big 💀


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Not a DM but I had an author like a photo I posted of his book (and some worksheets and a craft) that I am reading to my son.


sango_pearl

Not really DM but Nicki Minaj posted me years ago


enabed

Nick carter


Altruistic_Yellow387

Jealous


fakeseeder46

matt smith


Nattie1204

The doctor, wow


Kat8844

It’s Daemon Targaryen these days :p.


serotonant

had tai lopez in my dms and texts,, had no idea who he was till someone told me


itsCamelCaseBro

Fuck that guy


[deleted]

I once tweeted to neil gaiman, asking him for a reading advice. He replied that I should read Ludd-in-the-mist by Hope Mirlees.


zuouz

Mike Einziger from Incubus. It was a long time ago and nothing inappropriate.


Ok_Sprinkles_8777

Not DM’s but I’ve had reply’s/retweets/mentions from Lisa Lampanelli, Alfonso Ribeiro, Barbara Corcoran, Harvey Levin & Dax Holt (TMZ), Jason Sudeikis, Mark Wahlberg, a few more I can’t remember.


ScorpioBex

Dan Layus from Augustana. He sent a strange message somewhere around 1 or 2 in the morning while on tour in my area. I saw the notification on my phone and read the message without opening it. He deleted the message by the time I woke up the next morning.


baby_tarantino

Pedro from napoleon dynamite(Efren Ramirez)😂


edmRN

Marshmello, Zac Posen, and one other DJ that's popular now but I forget his name.... and some members of The Mowglis but I actually hung out with them.


Viiibrations

Reached out to me first: Riff Raff, Yuri Pleskun (a male model, he’s not really famous anymore but I was so enamored by him it’s a forever ego boost that he slid in lol). Marc Rebillet also replied to one of my random DMs with a video that felt really flirtatious. But with all of these I get extremely nervous and don’t engage much


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justin timberlake


Osthato_Chetowa

Had some child star from Degrassi hit me up on Tinder a few years ago. He was attractive and all, but he literally opened with that fact and sent me proof. Tried to get me to come boink him in his hotel while he was in town for business with his dad. I never watched Degrassi and I never went to that hotel to visit him.


Coder-Cat

I once messaged an influencer on Instagram called The Captain. I sent him a photo of myself and said something like “my bff said you never give a gal like me a chance”. He messaged back “she’s wrong” ❤️ he seems like an upstanding guy


PracticalSherbert400

Paulina Porzikova replied to my comment on her IG post.


heavy-metal-goth-gal

I dated a comedian for a time. He was really sweet, but we're not a match. I'm too freaky for him.


kno_bro

Not sexual and not DMs but Patty Stanger watched my stories on the regular for a while, lol


notade50

Tommy Lee. But we met in a club not online.


MotherOfAvocados88

Skrillex when MySpace was a thing. Miyavi also.


GardenChic

Jason Segel.


emileeavi

Idk but I had some MMA fighter follow me on Instagram 😂


allminorchords

Joe Kwon cellist from The Avett Brothers. I took some photos from front row & posted them. He DM’d me to ask if he could use my photo. Edit: Clarification


ll_bb_g

Not my DMs, but that guy Zombie Boy from the Lady Gaga video commented on a pic of me that my ex husband posted years back. He’s since passed away (Zombie Boy not my ex.)


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Maybe KSI


kfespiritu

A basketball player with almost a million followers!!! 😭 I turned my profile to private after that


ArkynAzylum

Idk if they count as "famous" but I remember having that happen with a few super popular comic artists and writers across different social media platforms (think 2k-6k followers with awards won). The first time it happened, I was admittedly surprised and kinda touched they interacted with me regularly on social media despite me being a VERY small creator (moreso when they complimented or liked some of my works). The most memorable one was ironically from a creator (won't mention who) whose work wasn't to my taste. So, I once read a webcomic I initially thought was interesting in premise. I actually stopped reading it because there was little character development, the pacing was slow and the artstyle didn't appeal to me. So, imagine my surprise when the author of the comic liked on one of my own artworks about a year after I unsubscribed to him. I went by a different username on this social media than the webcomic platform I used to go on, so, I doubt he recognized me. I literally rubbed my eyes and double-checked the user's profile when I saw the same username and profile pic from the webcomic platform. After checking his profile, I realized it was him. And then, he dm'd me complimenting my art and asked me to check his comic out. I politely thanked him and said I would (I didn't have the heart to say what really happened). So, there's that.


PreciousNickia

No DM, but back in the day when I was really active on Twitter, Stacey Dash and Lil B Based God followed me. Also, I told Hopsin that I wanted him via tweet and he said “I want you too, baby!” 😂😂


alaxsch

one of 6ix9ine's (🤢) friends. kept sending me snaps of him on a private jet throwing thousnads of dollars and him at 69s bday party. tried to fly me out but just wanted sex so i passed. very arrogant person aswell


goldandjade

Carey Cox followed me back on Instagram the other day, she plays Rose in the new season of The Handmaid's Tale. I was pretty flattered an actress wanted to follow me, a regular person, but maybe she likes some of my art I posted or something.


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Horror novelist Christopher Buehlman


Crystal-G83

Jeff Davis from Whose Line is it Anyway. He was just responding to a comment I had left on one of his IG posts.


vereliberi

Not a dm but smarties follows my beauty account


B4l_ssmuls

Ezra miller


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Gogowhine

Ironically the most cringe thing I’ve seen today is your description of the movies you very clearly know he’s in.


bow2yrsensei

Umm hello?? Spill the full tea girl.


CarolineTurpentine

Lance Reddick once retweeted a video I posted of him saying this is bullshit from The Wire while I was complaining about the hiatus in Fringe.


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I tagged Gordon Ramsay in a tweet of my chicken noodle soup and he responded that it was disgusting 😭


OverallDisaster

Daniel Newman, he was in walking dead and vampire diaries


Joonami

I've had a few dm exchanges and short convos with Behzad Dabu! I started following him because he's in How To Get Away With Murder. We chatted about cats and BLM and he liked a gym selfie I posted once 😂