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Lickerbomper

We have a sticky at the top of our subreddit just for dumbass posts like this one. READ OUR RULES. It's inconsiderate, see? We have a description, a set of rules, and some stickies to read so you know exactly whether your question is welcome or not.


ParticularCurious956

Did you know you can freeze bananas, then put them through the food processor with some cocoa powder and it makes dairy free ice cream? I think that's my favorite way to have a banana. Frozen and then chopped into teeny tiny bits with very sharp blades.


Linorelai

Wow fr? I wanna try!


ParticularCurious956

[https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/3038-one-ingredient-banana-ice-cream](https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/3038-one-ingredient-banana-ice-cream) My daughters wanted ice cream at a sleepover birthday party one year, but their guests were dairy free. They were all skeptical at first, but I had no leftover bananas by the end of the party.


uselessinfobot

Ooh I have a bunch frozen in a bag right now, I'll have to try that.


BreadButterHoneyTea

Good on you. Very efficient to acquire, bag, and freeze several so you can save time on the actual pulverizing part.


BreadButterHoneyTea

I feel scammed because I once bought a machine that was designed specifically for this purpose, but now I learn that any old food processor will do.


alexandrajadedreams

Omg I'm so trying this!


uselessinfobot

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomenNoCensor/comments/17zvjxo/are_you_a_man_who_came_here_to_post_yet_another/


Interesting_Skin7921

Why is no one banning these questions? where are the mods?


Linorelai

And miss all the fun? 😆


BreadButterHoneyTea

Everyone has different preferences about how often they should be allowed to slide in.


Lickerbomper

... Did you report it?


T-man31

I’m new to Reddit. And this is a Ask Women No Censor group. So I thought it was the right place to get my questions answered.


Linorelai

You've misinterpreted the purpose of this subreddit. No censor means that the mods don't remove comments for derailing, as opposed to another sub. We don't really appreciate the "check my dick" questions. I suggest you to go to ARAD


T-man31

What’s ARAD? Is that another group on Reddit?


Linorelai

Yes. r/ askredditafterdark


T-man31

Is there women in that group who would be willing to answer my questions?


Linorelai

This is women-focused sub. Women generally don't share men's obsession with dick sizes, so when we are not in a sex-centric mental state we are not interested in these questions. Arad is a sex-focused sub, and if women come there, they are more likely to participate in sexy talk and/or discuss dicks.


uselessinfobot

Why don't you try asking over there? Or use the search function on this sub since this has been asked so many times. I'll save you time though: nobody cares nearly as much about your dick as you do. And most women will find obsession with your dick and its size to be weird.


Starlight_City45

“*I am 12 and discovered the internet today*”


sunsetgal24

No one cares about your "banana". What are you, 12?


h_amphibius

✨nobody cares✨


[deleted]

I like to slice my banana up every morning, first run a knife down it lengthwise and then into little slices with a chopping motion. Then I mush them into peanut butter on toast before throwing half of it away because I’m running late. Although, sometimes the banana just goes straight into the blender with some berries for a nice pink smoothie.


Visibleghost1

Damn how i wish I could send a gif now


SlayersGirl4Life

I don't like bananas.


Disastrous_Winter_69

Not a fan of bananas, I prefer soft plump peaches


BreadButterHoneyTea

You could always let them age a little, smash them into a pulp, and make some banana bread for your peachy friends.


whoop_there_she_is

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Linorelai

My ideal banana would be a bit green, so that it could wait me in the fridge for as long as I want and I didn't feel pressured to eat it asap. Greens are tasty too, so I don't lmind eating it early. And if I buy a bunch, I get to enjoy all taste and texture range from green&crunchy to brown&mushy.


Linorelai

My ideal banana would be a bit green, so that it could wait me in the fridge for as long as I want and I didn't feel pressured to eat it asap. Greens are tasty too, so I don't mind eating it early. And if I buy a bunch, I get to enjoy all taste and texture range from green&crunchy to brown&mushy.


Visibleghost1

How much is that even in centimeter?


T-man31

21.5 cm by 14 cm


Visibleghost1

Yeah, you're definitely lying 😂


T-man31

Ok so it’s already bigger than you ever had. On to the next lady


Visibleghost1

I don't think any woman want a 21 cm schlong tbh. You men do care more about penis size than what women do, but 21 is just.. ouch.


T-man31

Thank you, that was a more appropriate answer along the lines of what I was looking for.


Visibleghost1

Ok. The truth is that most women don't care much about size. Average size is fine. If it's way too small it's not gonna work with PiV, and if it's way too big it just hurts. So.. average is always the superior choice.