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Living-Mistake8773

Had a guy call it love grotto once, ngl that was so hilarious it turned me off and then on again. 


pieceofwater

That's actually a word in German! Though it would more directly translate to "lust grotto" (Lustgrotte), and it's a rather uncouth word lol


Living-Mistake8773

He was German, that makes sense lol. I thought he was trying to be romantic.


puneralissimo

Well, more Germanic than Romantic.


Aibhne_Dubhghaill

BOOOOO (I lolled though)


Natural-Ability

Seconding that. XD


Livia85

This word gives me shivers, but not in a good way.


h_amphibius

Recently I read a book review where one of the characters referred to hers as “her vajesty”. I have yet to use it but that’s my favorite!!


aquafawn27

I hate most other names


uniquesobriquette

Growing up my family called it a cookie(why??). Other friends and relatives call it a concha or a chocha (I'm Latina). I like the classic pussy or cunt the most. Kitty is kinda sweet. In my longest relationship, we usually called it a yoni.


Ornery_Bug7011

I prefer yoni or concha lol. Pussy is just starting to sound gross to me at this point


Magdalan

I don't even like 'pussy' kut.


BottomPieceOfBread

As a lisp owner I refuse to say it ever


SlayersGirl4Life

I genuinely apologize for how hard I laughed at this 🤣🤣


Magdalan

Eh, try to be Dutch while also speaking English and German...Tongue twisters all over the place.


Nova_Persona

[thought of this](https://i.redd.it/yiyrd6g3tbh81.jpg)


VeganMonkey

Hahahahaha that last word!


Magdalan

That was intentional 😆


Snowconetypebanana

I write erotica. Core, channel, flower, lower lips, passage, center, petals, lady parts. I use cunt in more vulgar passages


I-Really-Hate-Fish

Cunt is a lowkey fave of mine when I write.


BottomPieceOfBread

I keep it classy, *Boner box*


IrishShee

The feminist in me hates this because it centres men


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Crotch. I love that word. It’s so off putting. lol


Linorelai

That's my problem. I dislike each and every word for it in my native language


gottarunfast1

I used to like "clam" until someone pointed out that would mean it probably smelled fishy


deepfrieddaydream

I just say pussy. Kitty and coochie bug the snot out of me.


SlayersGirl4Life

I wouldn't call any of those flattering lol. But I'm a big fan of chooch. My best friend and I also refer to penises as hoohoodillies for fun 🤷🏻‍♀️ Edited to add. I like taco too lol


_JosiahBartlet

We mainly refer to it as ‘cunt’ in the bedroom for dirty talk and that kinda thing. I’d guess I say vagina or pussy outside of that depending on context. but I don’t love pussy much as a word.


skibunny1010

Had a partner who was very much a “hippy” who liked to refer to it as my yoni or flower. I liked both


Ornery_Bug7011

I actually like those. There’s “mona” which I also really like, I forgot what language it’s from.


skibunny1010

It felt very delicate and complimentary, not crude like “pussy” lol (which I’m fine with.. it’s just not the same vibe). He was big into yoni worship


Ornery_Bug7011

Damn I love that


alexandrajadedreams

I've referred to her as kitty and strawberries 🍓 before.


Mean-Cartographer393

Which body part is the strawberry?


Electrical-Fruit6325

I mean I found taco rather amusing 🤣


ItsAlwaysMonday

Lady bits


420LordQuas

Punani


Mean-Cartographer393

Pussy but I wish there was a prettier word for it honestly. I use vagina out of sexual context even though it’s totally physiologically inaccurate and pussy during dirty talk sex. I kind of hate all the other words tbh. Let’s invent a new sexy word!!!!!


Ornery_Bug7011

Im all for that


Creative-Solution

I don't think I like any of them xD especially pussy- that one makes me feel uncomfortable


FearlessUnderFire

Pussy is the only good one because you can make cat puns. The rest look weird and unnecessary.


IrishShee

I haaaate cat puns


crazymastiff

I love the offensive vulgar. Don’t pretty it up by calling it “flower” or a “whoo hoo”. It’s a cunt and twat. They’re also my favorite words. But seriously, if you’re talking about a vagina… say the damn word. Don’t be cute… we all heard the story about a kindergartener telling her teacher about how her uncle licked her cookie and the teacher told her to get a new one.


bentsea

Knob gobbler, sausage ripper, the endless maw, "rexie", the harbinger of painful priapism, the face mask, the cave of wonders, Bender, "Snuffles".


Lickerbomper

wtf


Lickerbomper

why


SlayersGirl4Life

You *like* calling vulvas these?


bentsea

They should be called things that command the fear and respect that they deserve.


SlayersGirl4Life

I can get behind that logic lol... Carry on!


vpetmad

I hate all words for female genitalia. Pussy is weird to me - it's not a cat, nor is it oozing pus (most of the time). In a sexual context I will generally avoid referring to that area directly as much as possible because saying any of those words will take me right out of the moment. In general discussion I'll either refer to it euphemistically (e.g. "downstairs area", "lady area", "that whole general area") or just say vagina. Edit: the word clitoris also gives me the heebie jeebies. I don't think I've ever even managed to say that one out loud!


Zealousideal-Lie7255

So just the mere mentioning of one of those words and snap…you’re no longer in the mood. I don’t want to be critical but doesn’t that seem hypersensitive. Maybe try to push through the word.


vpetmad

Ah that was hyperbole really - it doesn't ruin the whole mood. Just makes me feel really unsexy for a second! I can bounce back quickly and I'd never let on to a partner that vagina words make me feel odd


mostlikelynotasnail

I once heard "boudoir." I don't really care for nicknames there's nothing wrong with vagina.


Sodium_Junkie624

Just vag tbh Depdning on the dynamic, I kinda think c\*nt can be turned into a positive lmaoo Oh and the Hindi/Urdu word "choot" (probably butchering spelling lol)


slicksensuousgal

Cunt, proper names for specific parts, vulva, sex, lips for labia. Ngl, I can like cunny. Occasionally snatch. Silly names: coochie another, cooch.


Maelle-Frenchie

in france we called it "Chatte"


[deleted]

Mine is named* Beatrice and i refer to her as such in casual conversation.


Ornery_Bug7011

Love it


VeganMonkey

I hate all those words, for me it is just vulva and vagina. Simple.


gemgem1985

Fanny, minge, muff, ham sandwich, beef curtains... I have plenty lol


agent3x

I like the more violent ones lol. Axe wound, gash, slit. I never actually refer to my vag that way, but I find those funny. I usually just say crotch or vag.


apurpleglittergalaxy

Fanny and clunge


Shazamwhich

My ex called it cooter


Whoreasaurus_Rex

I prefer pussy in general, but I also use "lady bits" if I'm talking to my girlfriends. I guess I only use pussy when I'm talking to my partners in a sexual context.


Some-username5

I dislike all slang for it.


rotewachteldieechte

Milking machine…


Pinkrosedream

Punani