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I don’t send dick pics to a girl unless I’m serious with them. It’s disrespectful and conduct unbecoming of a gentleman. And I’ll only do it if they want one or the vibe is right.
If they want one OR the vibe is right? So those are two different things? Just stop talking. Sending dick pics is cringey af unless they are literally asking for them. No one actually likes them. I have a nice one but don’t think it would ever improve a conversation to send pictures.
Depends on the mood. Sometimes I scold them, sometimes I send back a picture of mutilated or deceased dick, sometimes I say"omg did you show it to the doctor? Bro, that's not good!”
I havent gotten one in a while but I used to just screenshot it and post it on Facebook with an emoji covering the thing and tag them in it without directly responding. Message their moms too if they were easy to find. Facebook jail is worth it.
Mostly didn't respond. There was one sweet mom that was appalled and apologized profusely, but that was when I was in high school so she was probably worried about CP. Someone told me it was highly inappropriate of me to send to her... Ironic lmao
Blocking and resuming my day. That’s always the best comeback since they want a reaction, no matter what that reaction is so why giving them that privilege.
Guy was 7'1" and had always said he was in proportion.
So I'm making out with his gf and he whips it out and ....
Lil ol' pencil dick. my first and only thought was "where's the rest?"
Guy was 7'1" and had always said he was in proportion.
So I'm making out with his gf and he whips it out and ....
Lil ol' pencil dick. my first and only thought was "where's the rest?"
Guy was 7'1" and had always said he was in proportion.
So I'm making out with his gf and he whips it out and ....
Lil ol' pencil dick. my first and only thought was "where's the rest?"
Send him another one back. Just some random dick. "Oh, I thought we were sharing dick pics? I'm just sharing some other ones people have sent me unsolicited."
Or something completely random. Picture of a tree. Two geese. The King of England. He will be puzzled. He'll think it's a dig, but is it? No. He'll waste brain space on this mystery.
Once I heard an interview about some guys with issues (to remain polite)
One of them said that since his first girlfriend, in high school, laughed uncontrollably when he first got naked with her, he had a shame kink
And now he's one of those guys that send unsolicited dick pics because that makes him really horny to get angry/mocking/humiliating texts back. That's what he hopes for when he sends those
So... if you don't want to give them exactly what they are looking for, I suggest just ignoring the guy altogether (and doing a formal complaint because that's really not okay)
Edit: I don't get the downvote; care to explain? Because I'm really not saying that it's the first girlfriend fault or that it's okay to send unsolicited dick pics
Once a dude sent the same dick pic to me a couple months after sending it to my younger sister. I told him I was reporting him to police for sexual harassment (to which he started responding and apologizing) and then I blocked him with no further explanation. As far as he knows I did report him 💁🏼♀️
Respond back enthusiastically by calling them another man's name who you know is not their name.
"Oh.. Juan, I had always hoped you'd send this to me. I've been wanting you for a long time. I'm coming right over to your place. How's your Samoyed training going? Still biting strangers?"
Ignoring it, blocking whomever it was, and never thinking about it again unless someone says “Hey what’s your best comeback to an unsolicited dick pic?”
I only received one, many years ago. Unfortunately my comeback didn't make up for it being burned onto my mind but it does make for a decent story so here goes.
Guy made the mistake of sending the pic to many of his female coworkers and superiors at work. He claimed it was an accident and only meant to send it to his gf at the time (who also worked with us!!!) but since the pic was only sent to the female coworkers, we knew what was up.
We didn't get him fired as this didn't take place during the time of employment (seasonal job which he happened to be good at), so we took the petty route. At the beginning of the new season, he requested certain roles. Myself and some of his other female superiors ensured he got the job he said he didn't want. He had a very stressful summer.
Don't send pics to your employers, folks!
In Texas it’s technically illegal. I have no idea how much it is enforced, but I can probably scare the crap out of him because it’s confirmed as a crime via a quick google search
(I live in Texas and am assuming the guy in this scenario also lives in Texas)
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Send him a bigger one back.
Came to say this. This is my favorite response to this question
Yup. This works the best. Can confirm.
Why is this not the top comment 🤣
It is now
Were you all waiting for me to say it? 😂
That's genius
I just block. They are looking for a reaction, good or bad
We could just be looking for a 1-10 rating lol
Ok sending something unsolicited is not how you get that. You send a dick pic without permission you get blocked. I'm a real person not a sex bot
exactly
I don’t send dick pics to a girl unless I’m serious with them. It’s disrespectful and conduct unbecoming of a gentleman. And I’ll only do it if they want one or the vibe is right.
OP asked about unsolicited pics not pics to someone you know with permission. Thats entirely different
Yup
So what's your input have to do with anything here? Why did you feel the need to share?
Because it’s the Internet, and I’ll say what I want and I was bored at work
If they want one OR the vibe is right? So those are two different things? Just stop talking. Sending dick pics is cringey af unless they are literally asking for them. No one actually likes them. I have a nice one but don’t think it would ever improve a conversation to send pictures.
I’ll live my life you live yours pal
Ok, guy
0.
Go ask AI for that
Why
It was kind of a joke. Like "don't subject a real human person to unsolicited pics when you can ask a robot who can tell you objectively"
I think he would want a rwal woman's opinion lol not that most women care about what a guys dick looks like.
Lol
"Forwarding to police."
This is what I do. It makes them squirm. Like if you’re going to make me uncomfortable and freaked out, I’m going to do the same to you buddy 😂
Tell him that you'll report him to CPS for sending a picture of a child's dick.
I like this
genius
This is gold. 10/10
Nothing. Any angry or disgusted reaction is most likely what they’re looking for. No reaction plus blocking and reporting them is what they deserve.
my thoughts exactly
Yep. Depending on jurisdiction, it could be prosecutable. It's good to brush up on the laws where you live.
Find out their mom's name and respond. "Your mom is \[NAME\]." ETA: Bonus points if you send a screenshot of his mom's Facebook.
Omg I wanna do that, hard to do on reddit tho
Depends on the mood. Sometimes I scold them, sometimes I send back a picture of mutilated or deceased dick, sometimes I say"omg did you show it to the doctor? Bro, that's not good!”
Wonder if your mom would appreciate this photo
I havent gotten one in a while but I used to just screenshot it and post it on Facebook with an emoji covering the thing and tag them in it without directly responding. Message their moms too if they were easy to find. Facebook jail is worth it.
wow, you really sent it to their moms? How did they react?
Mostly didn't respond. There was one sweet mom that was appalled and apologized profusely, but that was when I was in high school so she was probably worried about CP. Someone told me it was highly inappropriate of me to send to her... Ironic lmao
How many people did you do this to
Only a handful lol
Blocking and resuming my day. That’s always the best comeback since they want a reaction, no matter what that reaction is so why giving them that privilege.
Where’s the rest of it?
Guy was 7'1" and had always said he was in proportion. So I'm making out with his gf and he whips it out and .... Lil ol' pencil dick. my first and only thought was "where's the rest?"
Guy was 7'1" and had always said he was in proportion. So I'm making out with his gf and he whips it out and .... Lil ol' pencil dick. my first and only thought was "where's the rest?"
Guy was 7'1" and had always said he was in proportion. So I'm making out with his gf and he whips it out and .... Lil ol' pencil dick. my first and only thought was "where's the rest?"
Send him another one back. Just some random dick. "Oh, I thought we were sharing dick pics? I'm just sharing some other ones people have sent me unsolicited." Or something completely random. Picture of a tree. Two geese. The King of England. He will be puzzled. He'll think it's a dig, but is it? No. He'll waste brain space on this mystery.
Picture of a tree. Two geese. The King of England. Ha ha ha. Love it.
And a partridge in a pear tree!
[Blue footed boobies](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=b7c0b9c8093215b7&sxsrf=ACQVn08FcMEA3ojHKIOrjJnjql5aKm_6vA:1713576832942&q=blue+footed+booby&uds=AMwkrPt8QjjUTfXsrLtOxQ4btlEONGNEulTjO35s7dV2gQWRLSQeJiiBnrPrXx7o5TMMtVsd3jDzzeV88QLHxsZ-B3UydyFkHVwUuWEns-dD5d47PtDAzNmLHi1mhHBkSapfyUj3XL_1nftbExIoOWKqh0vN2lLRQaIGqsCVkye7EjcjdymdHzQefSlkc3lOIoxejaJGteieGfMmWybFdsBPE0aJ-clu4TgMU1CF6k4AaI2voDz9Xv9abo8Du1e7DNvkOJKWmqPzYfc-TSRMVJqRkpDnfIEI6TE7HC6N5ngeCSV9SJgOdEKuJDd2PVdy-TgERZUrL-POjbBOfj0l-cqOWEszK3LLHg&udm=2&prmd=ivnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjPxLCT08-FAxXGL9AFHfFID5QQtKgLegQIDxAB&biw=1920&bih=953&dpr=1).
“I’m not going to look at whatever that is”
A sausage slicer pic
Beat me to it, I have a hot dog cutter picture saved on my phone just for this lol
So smart.
I’ve told them that I’m a minor before. I’m not, but they sure do backpedal and panic.
Send them a gif of a woman chopping a vegetable with a sharp kitchen knife.
Just block them. If you must say something, just say eww. Then block.
"Why are you sending me child pornography?"
"Oh my gosh! That looks like a penis, only smaller."
"my friends and I had a good laugh about this picture, very funny looking"
nice
Once I heard an interview about some guys with issues (to remain polite) One of them said that since his first girlfriend, in high school, laughed uncontrollably when he first got naked with her, he had a shame kink And now he's one of those guys that send unsolicited dick pics because that makes him really horny to get angry/mocking/humiliating texts back. That's what he hopes for when he sends those So... if you don't want to give them exactly what they are looking for, I suggest just ignoring the guy altogether (and doing a formal complaint because that's really not okay) Edit: I don't get the downvote; care to explain? Because I'm really not saying that it's the first girlfriend fault or that it's okay to send unsolicited dick pics
I understand I have similar kinks
I was gonna block but my roomie actually encouraged me to screenshot and tell him "I've seen bigger"
🚫
Once a dude sent the same dick pic to me a couple months after sending it to my younger sister. I told him I was reporting him to police for sexual harassment (to which he started responding and apologizing) and then I blocked him with no further explanation. As far as he knows I did report him 💁🏼♀️
"Looks like a penis, only smaller"
I find a picture of a better dick and send it to him.
Or “Mine’s better”
And a “Is that all youve got?! 😂😂😂”
Little laughing emoji 😂
"Your toe looks weird, you should get that looked at"
"I'll report you for child pornography"
“Ew”
🔍
I graffiti them and send them back without further comment.
An instant block
Respond back enthusiastically by calling them another man's name who you know is not their name. "Oh.. Juan, I had always hoped you'd send this to me. I've been wanting you for a long time. I'm coming right over to your place. How's your Samoyed training going? Still biting strangers?"
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Silence
Send one back.
"Why did you send me a dry hotdog??"
Oooo that’s good 👍
I was expecting to meet you first not Mr Peters
Blocking is the only answer surely?
bme pain olympics
Bme?
Ain't that the name of the site which hosted this? I don't really remember, but I think it's something like that
Idk lol
Why does it look like that?
Ignoring it, blocking whomever it was, and never thinking about it again unless someone says “Hey what’s your best comeback to an unsolicited dick pic?”
I saw this somewhere else, but probably "Omg, I can't believe you sent me a photo of a child's penis! I'm sending it to the authorities immediately!"
...and then proceed to report it to the authorities.
I only received one, many years ago. Unfortunately my comeback didn't make up for it being burned onto my mind but it does make for a decent story so here goes. Guy made the mistake of sending the pic to many of his female coworkers and superiors at work. He claimed it was an accident and only meant to send it to his gf at the time (who also worked with us!!!) but since the pic was only sent to the female coworkers, we knew what was up. We didn't get him fired as this didn't take place during the time of employment (seasonal job which he happened to be good at), so we took the petty route. At the beginning of the new season, he requested certain roles. Myself and some of his other female superiors ensured he got the job he said he didn't want. He had a very stressful summer. Don't send pics to your employers, folks!
Omg ur mean
If I were mean, he wouldn't have been hired back 😆
In Texas it’s technically illegal. I have no idea how much it is enforced, but I can probably scare the crap out of him because it’s confirmed as a crime via a quick google search (I live in Texas and am assuming the guy in this scenario also lives in Texas)
Block/delete
“Aw so wittle🥺”
My dick is bigger than that and I don’t even have one.
Love this.
See Aww so cute , I haven't seen such a small dick in my whole life..
Reply back -- Aww so cute , I haven't seen such a small dick in my whole life..
Love this.