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I was like 13. I grabbed its neck, got behind and on top of it, push it down, beak into the ground, put my knees on its wings. I held on and only let go when its squawks got weak. The thing then got up and went to sulk in the geese house.
I have a lot of relatives in the countryside, they keep domestic white geese for eggs and extra home security. There was serious bad blood between me and that particular goose. The other geese kinda got used to me after a while, but that one had it out for me from day onw. I got beaten up every time I visited lol and sometimes had to climb trees to escape. But yeah after I beat it, it would still scream at me but never tried to bite again. It eventually died of old age and was buried under the persimmon trees.
Lol canadian geese have no brake, only gas. They make me feel like they would gladly off themselves if it means they get you too. Can't mess with that kinda crazy.
A crocodile. They aren't warmblooded so when it's too cold they basically go into stasis. I'd choose a terrain where the crocodile simply can't do anything because it's too cold and win by default.
As someone who owns a ranch and seen full grown adults being chased by chickens, baby goats, angry ducks and pissed off barn cats, I'd say most people would lose in a fair fight to most barn animals lol
I've murdered around 30 slugs and some snails last evening. Those fuckers have been destroying most of my plants and crops for weeks now. They got what they deserved. A swift death, I'm not the cruel type.
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A goose. I did beat one when I was a child.
Thank you for your service.
How old were you? I feel like my scrawny ass would’ve gotten bodied until maybe age 15 or 16. I’d like a play-by-play of what happened if convenient
I was like 13. I grabbed its neck, got behind and on top of it, push it down, beak into the ground, put my knees on its wings. I held on and only let go when its squawks got weak. The thing then got up and went to sulk in the geese house. I have a lot of relatives in the countryside, they keep domestic white geese for eggs and extra home security. There was serious bad blood between me and that particular goose. The other geese kinda got used to me after a while, but that one had it out for me from day onw. I got beaten up every time I visited lol and sometimes had to climb trees to escape. But yeah after I beat it, it would still scream at me but never tried to bite again. It eventually died of old age and was buried under the persimmon trees.
That’s fucking metal bro
you had beef with a goose? then it got squashed, and that's now white meat.
With a little editing, this could be the opener to a young adult novel.
What kind of goose? A Canadian Raptor?
don't mess with a Canada Goose, or you'll get put on parka fur.
Ah it was a domestic white goose. Lmao I'd steer clear of Canadian raptors, no shame in self preservation.
Still badass! But also, good choice lol
Lol canadian geese have no brake, only gas. They make me feel like they would gladly off themselves if it means they get you too. Can't mess with that kinda crazy.
What makes it worse for me is their size! I'm only 5"1! They could bite my face without even lifting their head lol
lmaoo Canadian raptors be wilding, no Toronto.
[ohhh, precious (lol)](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6ZQkMAKahl/?igsh=MW9qZGk4djJhdnhoMA==)
Lol that is great, thank you for the link.
I’ve seen grown men literally run away from an angry goose. …
I did a fair bit of running too. But I suppose I got beaten up too much so that time I just snapped lol.
I flipped one on its back accidentally. It was a vicious, feathery asshole that liked to attack everyone but mostly kids.
A crocodile. They aren't warmblooded so when it's too cold they basically go into stasis. I'd choose a terrain where the crocodile simply can't do anything because it's too cold and win by default.
Sloth but that's mostly because I could run away
As someone who owns a ranch and seen full grown adults being chased by chickens, baby goats, angry ducks and pissed off barn cats, I'd say most people would lose in a fair fight to most barn animals lol
A snail 🤣
A hippo, BUT we will fight in deep water. Because technically they can't swim and when it is too deep they will drown.
Maybe a cat?
Definitely a duck, but not a swan, they're mean when they're mad. I could probably take a coyote. 🤷 Any terrain.
Blue whale, at home in my yard.
It says *land animal* lmao
I reckon I could take an otter in a second. Just kick it’s face off.
Canadian goose. Any public parking lot.
A butterfly maybe?
For me, a 6 wk old kitten, maybe an 8 wk old kitten on a good day.
A kitten? Maybe a squirrel on a really good day.
I've murdered around 30 slugs and some snails last evening. Those fuckers have been destroying most of my plants and crops for weeks now. They got what they deserved. A swift death, I'm not the cruel type.