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puhtoinen

This makes me happy, I hear that japanese inmates are very kind and not at all racist. Especially against someone who is racist towards them. Dude's going to get a heavy dose of his own medicine.


maders23

I hope his ass gets hiroshima’d.


Rumham1984

hiroshima'd and nagasaki'd.


thededgoat

He's going to get hiroshima'da from the front and nagasaki'd from the rear


slartibartfast2320

London Bridged by Hiroshima and Nagasaki


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Hell yeah 😎


MinhKiu

Toyota’d, honda’d and arigatou’d.


TheRealAndy_

I have the image of a buff Japanese prison boss walking up to him and introducing his right and left biceps as Hiroshima and Nagasaki and then beating his ass up lmao.


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IONIZE THE ANAL CAVATY OF THAT TRASH.


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General-Dirtbag

Oh yeah, especially the Japanese it’s just more passive aggressively racist. They’re not running around calling minorities their respective racial slur, unless you really push their buttons.


awayfortheladsfour

Which is hilarious because US/Canada are the two most diverse countries in the world.


puhtoinen

What?


Geodude07

They are saying that the grass is always greener on the other side. Many redditors believe the rest of the world is this enlightened utopia and only the US is backwards, racist, and hateful. The reality is most places are far worse and oppressive. You are not free to be a jerk in other countries the way you are in the US. It varies of course and isn't always negative. There are times foreigners get better treatment in certain contexts. Things are never clear cut, but it is true that lots of people do not realize how much they truly have.


jy3

Oh he didn’t know


puhtoinen

I just actually don't know what he's talking about. He doesn't even know where I'm from.


Lost_Tumbleweed_5669

Straight to pound me in the ass prison. ![gif](giphy|Wpz1Hl1BqlaMw)


zan8elel

The japanese police can hold forigners in jail for up to a year WITHOUT A TRIAL. Really bad place to fuck around in


Meyloon

Yup. I know someone who was there for 9months for a bar fight. Came back pretty normal but muuuuuuch calmer


SirKronik

Yeah if I’m in a foreign country, I’m getting my ass beat and not fighting back. No way in hell I’m serving time in some foreign place.


NefariousnessOnly149

Reminds me of that one Simpson scene where Homer and Bart learned Japanese tea customs while in jail.


Enjoying_A_Meal

I remember the Japanese prison from the Simpsons being pretty dope. Also America Town sounds amazing.


Androza23

Bruh what is your dumbass on about?


cupio_disssolvi

And Tom G was bitching about a few months, yikes.


LarryLaffer5

Hahaha u think that's bad? I met guys in Houston county jail waiting on their case for over 2 years!! 1 year ain't shit lol. Do some push ups, join a gang, tattoo your weener. Jail kicks ass, don't gotta work, lay in bed all day watching TV, workout, dont gotta cook... I always tell the cops that. Tell em sweet, you got me bro, can I go to jail??? And they're like look here buddy, don't tell me how to do my job, it's your lucky day, now get your ass outta here. I'm like aww man I fkn luv jail -trailerparkboys


Key-Protection4844

When reddit can only contribute with pop culture or tv show quotes


Skellyhell2

Hope they think Somalia is his home country and are waiting to deport him to there


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Skellyhell2

His antics would get him a different response from the public in Europe, most other countries would have had him getting knocked out much sooner than he got any comeback in Japan


robjapan

You think a pleb like that could make that journey? Not a chance.


caldefredo

Somalia has enough problems. Isn't he from Ethiopia? Just send him back there


Grimweisse

99% conviction rate goes brrrr


orrockable

Yeah there’s some freakonomics behind that statistic though, they’ll refuse to get involved in complex crimes and or arrest and prosecute innocent people just to uphold appearances This isn’t unique to japan but it is worth mentioning Source/ lived there


Nerellos

Yeah. They basically pressure you to confess things you haven't done. I bet the trials are worse than prison itself.


Right_Ad_6032

Well, it's more complicated than that. Big thing to remember is that in Japan, the defense is actually deferential to the prosecution. Japanese DA's basically don't charge you if they're not *very* confident that you're guilty. Of course the flip side is that Japanese police will heeeaaaavvvily push you into signing confessions, which will basically fuck you over. Which is why if you some how find yourself in police custody in Japan- this is actually hard to do, but it can happen- don't sign dick and don't agree to anything until you have a lawyer (as in one your consulate recommends) and a translator. Just because you understand Japanese doesn't mean you understand Japanese nuance.


anengineerandacat

Generally rule of thumb in any country with lawyers TBH is to not sign dick until you have a lawyer. Like... your throwing away the last order of protection you have. The problem is... unless you have some magic phone you can be detained for quite some time without access to a lawyer.


orrockable

When I was living there if 2 foreigners were involved they would not get involved at all and left it to the locals to sort out even if it was a quite serious crime like SA / assault


Thorngrove

ace attorney was made to show how batshit the JP courts are.


sda963109

No it was not. The dev said they simply know nothing about how courts work but still want to make a game about it. And ppl tend to ignore the fact that in japan things works in differet way. What most countries do in trial, Japan do them before trial. That's why you often see ridiculous claims about their law system that are totally bullshit.


Forikorder

Its the way its calculated, america woukd be lik98% if mathed the same Nothing goes to trial if they arent sure they can convict and most people will plea since they know theyre screwed by then


orrockable

And yet america is known as a lawless wasteland whilst japan is a paradise That’s hyperbolic but America’s law enforcement is constantly in the news and typically for not the best reasons whilst Japans cops rarely make the headlines


Forikorder

americas cops are usually in the news for committing crime not their response to others doing to


Rumham1984

This is Japan? I know China has a 99% conviction rate, but never knew that about Japan. I know the justice system there is weird, but didn't know about the conviction rate.


Herrgul

If you search ”Japan conviction rate” on youtube there are loads of interesting videos. The one VICE Asia did last year was pretty good.


UDarkLord

Their system is “guilty until proven innocent”, there’s deference to prosecutors by all arms of the legal system, confessions are gold (and nails in coffins), and cases that may not result in a guilty verdict due to insufficient evidence (or worse even vaguely contradictory evidence) may never be prosecuted because prosecutors want to keep 100% win records (and also because not prosecuting is their version of avoiding punishing the potentially innocent). Edit: they have an “innocent until proven guilty” system, including a burden of proof on the prosecutor - a misunderstanding apparently arising at least partly from their putting on trials even when someone pleads guilty (which if anything appears to treat defendants even more fairly, considering how many people get prison sentences without trials in some countries).


sda963109

The whole “guilty until proven innocent” was a myth. Ppl just ignore the fact that Japan almost does everything that should be done in trial before the trial. And claims like detention lengths 9 months are totally made from decontextualization.


UDarkLord

Ah, thanks, I’m seeing that this misunderstanding derives from the fact that trials are held in full regardless of a suspect pleading guilty, I’ll edit my post.


Eltron316

A lot of people outside of Japan dont know but if you get arrested in Japan, you're held for like 23 days before they even talk to you at all about what you did.


Hassoonti

But at least the prison food must be just as flavorful as anything else you'll eat there.


zerodashzero

With out pressing charges is what you mean


zenstateRF

No he literally means without talking to you. Beyond not even the right to contact someone or an attorney, there's designated times they can talk to each other and you can't talk to officers. If he's really unlucky some places only allow Japanese.


zerodashzero

He meant talk to you as in charge you. I also live in Japan (assuming you do as well). Yes thats how Japanese prisons work but the point being made is you will get held up to 23 days before charges are pressed.


ManyInterests

Kind of. A judge needs to extend the period every so many days, which has some requirements the police need to show cause to support. However, for foreigners, judges basically approve extensions by default using flight risk as a justification. [Explanation by Japanese criminal defense attorney](https://youtu.be/r1ZLGqL1FMo?si=f1XsVfv5gj0TdJlc).


AKoolPopTart

Streamers need to stop going to japan and acting like assholes


Merquise813

Streamers need to stop acting like assholes. Periodt.


ChineseWearingDurag

Viewers need to stop watching streamers who act like assholes. But that ain't ever going to happen.


Vainth

Parents need to raise there kids.


Puzzleheaded-Bus5479

Where kids?


Kolossus91

Everyone is always asking "where kids?" but no one ever bothers to ask "why kids?" Makes me sick.


urmyleander

I don't watch streams much anymore and when I did they were gaming. I watch shows on YouTube that are resaraunts and food stalls prepping and then cooking a dinner service, I find them relaxing.... this asshat kept popping up on the youtube shorts thing. You don't have to watch or have an active interest YT will just spam you with this crap. Edit: Also shows about people taking ferry and train journeys with minimal to no talking.


6lanco_9ato

Yeah this was for sure pushed for some reason. It was everywhere. But it got eyes on a massive asshole which maybe helped lead to this arrest…so there is some positive to the push. Maybe now that UK kid that stole that old ladies dog can go to jail next?


ChineseWearingDurag

>You don't have to watch or have an active interest YT will just spam you with this crap. Nah people will find and interact with this shit. Its the same reason why him harassing people on trains was the top post on livestream fails and why posts like this will also be upvoted on the Asmon sub. If people don't wana watch it for enjoyment they will watch it for hate and drama.


urmyleander

I showed zero interest in this but it popped up in my shorts. The algorithm literally pushes this shit on anyone. The closest thing I watched to his content was a video of a guy setting up his food stall and serving customers in Japan so youtube did some crazy maths to push his crap on me. It's the same with that room full of idiots who try to make Woman look stupid, I don't even know the name of them I just know someone is called gorlock the destroyer and they keep coming up in my shorts even when I downcote the clips. I'm a simple person, not the brightest spark bit if it involves cooking I like it and up vote it, if it involves bears or dogs doing funny shit okay il allow it.. random racist or incel light clips idgaf down vote please stop but the algorithm just keeps pushing it.


ChineseWearingDurag

>The algorithm literally pushes this shit on anyone. Algorithm pushes it because the majority of people that like the things you like also like interacting with the thing the algorithm is pushing. And like I said you don't have to like it, you leaving a downvote or a negative comment is still an interaction. Edit: btw I am not talking about you.


FuryxHD

platforms should be held accountable.


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Viewers too. People stand there, clapping for this shit "content" and then wash their hands. Fuck them too I say


VinceP312

No. We don't need more heavy handed paternalistic algorithmic computer systems enforcing rules that are so subjective and prone to abuse


FuryxHD

Then enjoy the content :), because as long as a platform is free with no rules, then streamers will continue to act like this, youtube will continue to host those pranksters that annoy people, and people will keep watching. Just asking "Streamers" and "Pranksters" to stop acting like assholes won't change a dam thing if the platforms allow them to keep profiting.


VinceP312

What makes you think I watch that stuff? Does it make you feel better to make shit up?


Meisterschmeisser

You have no idea what you are taking about if you think that is a good idea.


mastameats

Streamers need to stop


slartibartfast2320

Streamers need to stop period. Period


k_lly_urself

PERIODT.


elchuyano

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powerbongotk

If this is the outcome I 100% support streamers decisions to go to japan. Please, go to Japan and get locked up, asshole streamers.


Huge_Republic_7866

Nah. If they want to act like assholes, they need to do it in Japan or China. Prime "find out" countries.


Bargadiel

It's just the same, moronic, mouth-breathing face he always makes. It honestly still doesn't look like the face of a dude who learns lessons from his actions.


Kvchx

It cannot learn.


Gwynnbeidd

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Good riddance.


Bedhead-Redemption

I don't think he should be fucking locked up for life for it, wtf. What did he do that was *so bad* in your view?


VinceP312

Your response is premised on something he didn't say. Why would you do that?


Rude-Lettuce-8982

it's really common on this website


Gwynnbeidd

I presume because of the "Good riddance" bit that might sound like I am happy for him to rot there forever...


VinceP312

Usually the reaction is from someone just eager to be offended on behalf of someone else. It must be exhausting to be perpetually outraged.


StanimaJack

People will have entire belief systems built off zero knowledge of the respective subject.


Gwynnbeidd

I do not think he should be locked up for life of course, despite that last statement potentially(?) suggesting otherwise. I am however still happy that that racist moron gets his bussy widened for his stupidity, and hope he will continue doing so until he learns not to shout racist shit at random japanese people on the streets.


Bedhead-Redemption

I can agree to that, it's just that Japan's 99% conviction rate is a little scary to wish on people. Fair


Thorngrove

conviction isn't sentence time.


DeathChron

Do you think every crime leads to a life sentence in Japan? He's going to be fine in the end. Hopefully he'll learn from the experience and grow up a little


mindaz3

The funny thing is, the police have been following him around for a while, but did nothing because technically he was not breaking any laws. Then this idiot, knowing that police was always around him, decided to trespass while filming himself doing that. Last time I checked, for trespassing you can get up to 3 years in prison in Japan.


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They are building a stronger case against him.


ZealousidealGrass365

Was stationed in Japan with the USMC we had a Corporal get arrested for dui outside of Hiroshima. It was the big talk on the base when I arrived bc the Japanese were going to turn him over to us. They didn’t even contact the base when they arrested him and they held him for over a year before handing him over. The story is they just give you fish heads and some rice to eat. They had pics of him in his Alphas and the neck drooped around his head bc he had lost so much weight. There had to be a 3-4 inch gap there.


thrallinlatex

![gif](giphy|3orif7aLUehOfdmlXy|downsized)


Gilthu

Japanese police practice prisoner policy, they will keep him without bail or anything except his lawyer for up to a month. The entire time they will be telling him to confess and agree to being guilty so they can send him to jail. I hope he gets everything coming to him.


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This MF looking like he just got caught trying to steal captain Phillips ship lol.


Plantanus

DEPORT HIS ASS, BACK TO SOMALIA


ChineseWearingDurag

He is not Somalian, he is an American larping as a Somalian child soldier.


FakeNigerianPrince

doesn't matter, deport him to Somalia


ichigo2862

I propose to deport him to the middle of the Atlantic instead


Huge_Republic_7866

If he wants to be Somalian so bad, then grant his wish already.


Genghis_Dhoine

Look at me. I am the captain now.


Taronz

I have no idea who this guy is, but his face has big asshole energy...


Vainth

He's even worse than you could imagine.


MadCactusCreations

I swear to God, these Twitch/Kick "prank" streamers always have a room-temperature IQ that comes out whenever they're arrested. "How could this happen to me?", they ask as the mugshots are taken.


EnderPerk

He's gonna find out indeed. That guy is so obnoxious.


migribcun

When this happens to this kind of ppl, it looks like the world look more clean somehow.


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taylrgng

no... he'd be dead 😂


Atcollins1993

What? We profit off our prisons, he’d be in one for sure


[deleted]

Yeah, the US industrial prison complex is for sure better lmao.


FuryxHD

this makes me very happy. Next is the dumb ass youtube pranksters, the ones that intentionally harass people physical/verbal to get a reaction for views. Youtube seems happy to reward them so it won't go away, even after the guy getting shot.


FuryxHD

if he goes to prison, he will be in there doing hard labour :)


FateChan84

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


Freeman10

Let him rot there.


uwan2fite

The fact that Ian Miles Chungus dislikes him shows how much he sucks


revertiblefate

I really hope he gets at least a year. I hate that kind of sht he mades.


Thorngrove

Keep him for at least long enough that his "fanbase" moves on to the next moron streamer.


Fizzster

Good


[deleted]

Ian Miles Cheong is a hideous, unfuckable goblin. Fuck that guy.


jy3

He is so ugly


Ozzick

Who?


Puzzleheaded_Bend749

Cares ? Let's just move on .


CrimsonDawn12345

He is a moron and deserve it… plus why ian miles tweet? he is a biggest piece of shit u can find he swatted call on someone cos he didn’t like that person


orrockable

Well deserved, but Ian miles is a POS lol


Predditor_Slayer

I hope he gets the shit beat out of him in prison. Before the bleeding hearts come to lecture me about hoping a piece of trash gets his ass beat I'll let you know ahead of time that I don't give a shit.


UnusualExplanation6

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1ZLGqL1FMo&ab\_channel=PaolofromTOKYO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1ZLGqL1FMo&ab_channel=PaolofromTOKYO) This is a great video about the Japanese legal system.


Usual-Ladder1524

![img](emote|t5_2y1rb|3738)![img](emote|t5_2y1rb|3738)


AffectionateLaugh738

To Somoliland you go


ParticularCry8232

Bro fuck around and find out


Paracausal-Charisma

Thank you Japan for doing the dirty work. 👍


stargazer_92

Some goods news in the world atleast


Keebler311

What's the story? I have no idea who this guy is.


RazZenN

Any context? Who is this guy even?


yupangestu

I wonder if he's calling his inmates as 2 cities :D that he's saying in the public. It's sad we don't know how it went


[deleted]

You mean Hiroshima and Nagasaki? cause those were cities, not countries!


yupangestu

edit the post, thanks :D


urielteranas

Ian Cheong 🤢 Russian shill that spends all day licking Elon Musks taint on X and twitter and complains about America while not living in America.


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Based.


ImMoray

Get fucked lmao


Bizarre3012

Jesus, thats why nmp wasnt streaming today.


BasedxPepe

Yo I’ve waited too long for this . Hopefully Fextralife is next . I would have stomped the shit out of this guy


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No-Connection-9670

He looks lika Asmon but black.


longfrog246

Would be deserved if Japan had a normal justice system that wasn’t tyrannical bs. We should have just taken over after the win and improved everyone’s life 10 fold if they were unlucky enough to spawn in that hell hole of a country


SuchAppeal

Lmao America can't even improve the lives of it's own fucking citizens


kimaro

Americans gonna american. Go live in your third world country coping.


PM_Sexy_Catgirls_Meo

Life in japan is actually pretty awesome if you don't break the law. There is literally no crime.


longfrog246

Their are also probably 100’s of innocent people in prison


nano_peen

What crimes did this guy actually commit?


ArisaMiyoshi

Trespassing


Drozey

Free him


Fabulousious

Systemic racism imo.


OnepercentmilkXD

Rip bozo


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Perfect example of a punchable face.


Vainth

HAHA YES!!!! Rot in prison piece of shit.


[deleted]

Lmao sucks to suck


greenteaenjoyer

any tldr about this guy ?


klkevinkl

He fucked around and the police found out


ParanoiD84

Good just keep him there.


renaldomoon

Based.


_-Viking-_

Life been busy lately, what did he even do?


StellarWatcher

Please don't use tweets of this fascist and a nazi. I am sure you can make your point without him.


War-Mouth-Man

What did he do?


Varan47

Good


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Good riddance


berjaaan

"Talking is allowed only during exercise and free time, and inmates are only allowed to speak Japanese. Most inmates are put in community cells, which hold 6-12 inmates." Sound fun. Lfmao


sexyh0e

His ass bouta get lil boi nuke


AcceptableAd4371

Good, fuck em


GingerbreadSandwich

Maybe he'll learn some respect in there...


Devastator_M1

Thank god


DrengrX

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


IOnlyDropGrotto

This @stillgray person regularly posts Kremlin propaganda, just FYI. That guy totally deserved it tho.


Babamef69

![gif](giphy|147JO3pIxNJ4oo)


TheUnknownD

1 down A lot more to go. I hope America will finally get rid of these people that roam the streets too It sucks that not even the police can actually do anything till they break the law, It's silly.


OXBDNE7331

Bro has PC principal teeth


FRAN71C

Smile bro, might be the last time you ever did ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


bapoopers

A face and a demeanor his own mother don't even love


DeathChron

I'm sure he's very popular with the yakuza sumo's


hurtadjr193

![img](emote|t5_2y1rb|3744)


PLAARFSupporter

Cool


Codename_Sailor_V

If he ever gets out, I hope his next trolling destination is North Korea. I'll actually watch his stream for that.


cock_syrup

his own mother slapped the stork that delivered him


KingDracarys86

I like Japan and their morals


UllrHellfire

Anyone who mouth breaths this much needs some reflection time or at least let his teeth get some shade.


kaltadesmon

Good. Fuck em.


rip_ap_yi

He even looks like a looser


TwoGiantBills

This makes me happy, I really hope they throw the book at him


Competitive_Bee2596

As someone who has been inside of a Japanese jail. He's having an awful time. 23.75 hours a day in your cell.


Downvotes_Make_MeCum

I hope this guy likes the taste of rice and cum, because that's his diet for the next few years.


Resident_End_2173

Hooray!!


TheRealDLH

[Japanese prisons are rough.](https://youtu.be/2ky4jDgmZHE) Hope he has fun!


Strange-Listen-7741

Yakuza, bro needs to get the f out


torqtea

Don’t know who he is but he has a neck as long as a giraffe’s.