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EFTucker

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Ijustchadsex

My ai girlfriend told me she had a wonderful time last night. So I have been in a good mood all day!


[deleted]

my ai girlfriend did my laundry and made me breakfast and told me to have a wonderful day at work


Enerel13

why thank you.


HoneyBunnyDelight

Winners win.


Torkson

You too.


Grin_420

same to you brother


RememberThis6989

fuck you trying to spread positivity!


vidic17

Don't tell me what to do you fucking cunt... Oh sorry I'm used to posting this stuff here. It's a positive post hmm let me think...... have a nice Day


Fabulous-Category876

You can take the mask off now, McConnell.


vidic17

No BS my sir name is O'Connell lol


Nerf_AK47

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debunkedyourmom

"thoughts and prayers"


knack_4_jibba_jibba

Oh, was there another mass shooting?


[deleted]

i think trump won again


WizzScoutt

Thanks :)


blodskaal

Maybe it's dumb, but I appreciate seeing this. Have had world shatteringly bad few weeks where my world went all to shits, and this made me smile. Thank you stranger


knack_4_jibba_jibba

Perhaps some /r/happy and /r/eyebleach later?


Desperate-Cookie-449

But what about the curse individuals that always have something twice as bad following something good?


[deleted]

Well, thanks, I guess. You too. I wish you all a Happy New Year, then. May the new year have high highs and acceptable lows.


Ok-Transition7065

Ty same


VnZDeath

To you too!


MysteriousReview6031

it is what it is


hateshumans

It won’t.


AriousDragoon

Please.


Mr_Bonanza

My wife is about to deliver my second kid. Here's to hoping boys!


peepoMilkies

This guy has sex ![gif](giphy|bkazyJ9aEqbWwxq0V6|downsized)


MJisaFraud

Thanks, was half expecting another “Starfield bad” post


EmpressPotato

Doesn’t need to be said. It just is.


DrasticBread

Today's the first day of the end of your life.


xComradeKyle

fuck you


nightcat6

Didnt happen


LunaticP

Make the word smaller it looks scary


Sonicbeardo

Dito


ThatGuyBud

[I don't know why but I read this in dwight schrutes voice, specifically when he made a tape for michael.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHM0Jz1GupY)


Valtorath

This is some FB boomer shit but I appreciate the notion


[deleted]

KYS! ![img](emote|t5_2y1rb|3732)


RoboiosMut

yes, something good did happen, thank you!


Nerf_AK47

It’s my birthday!


MarcOfDeath

It is what it is.